₦airaland Forum

na wa oh, just when i thought i was gonna meet the legendary twinny, she just vanish, to me she's probably the phantom of nairaland. although i'm gonno take your advice with style muki, but i no wan join that winchexpress, i'm still content with my three legged keke marwa/napep contraption when i import from the west coast last year. and as per the lingua thingy, maybe na my grand mama esan language i go speak the next time. . .

^{if that'll make her stay}

yaaaaaaaaaaaay, ikamefa, the famous twinny, at last we meet face to face post to post, would you oblige me the pleasure of your acquintance?

^{make i speak english small, maybe she'll be impressed}

yaaaaaaaaaaay, up arsenal

love wan tin tin

^{i go tell soja for you}

up jens lehmann

needle, you no just like man at all, you get boyfriend self? how does he cope with you as you be like person wey go dey give him guy some serious issues meeen. no offence oh, i just dey wonder if all ladies had your principles then brothers might have learnt to respect the female sex more, but sadly not all girls be like you. many of them are seriously under control. . .

if you mean those refereeing blunders in both legs of the ucl q-final games, i have already dispatched some encrypted messages to their wives, believe me when i say they will never in their careers make such blunders again

you will have to prove your ruff beyond words oh, i no trust that ur mouth (especially the tongue)

up newcastle

oh sorry, don't get me wrong oh, i no underrate anybody at all, na underrated teams dey cause upset pass. i was just postulating on pedigree u see, as the us and dutch teams get football pedigree pass japan small when it comes to nigeria's opposition in youth football. at the end of the day, it's a still an eleven a side game with equal opportunities for each team. to qualify for olympics no be beans and na only world cup fit senior olympic football for fifa house. each team has a good chance, but i believe that nigeria would get out of this group, four points at least should see siasia and his team make the second round where the real isht begins. the target na still the gold, so make we try enter medal zone first abi?

too bad, the guy na just striker, him no be goal scorer, at least third go belleful person this season, lets hope that next season we'll have the main course all to ourselves. i wonder who the superstar coming to emirates next season's gonno be, i know he's gonno be your new darling and then you go forget poor mulumba. . .

the issue is not the deportation per se as the guy being deported must have found himself in some compromising situation. the issues here are first the inhuman conditions that these actions are carried out in, fine the guy had done wrong, enough to earn have him extricated from that society, but does that justify his being treated under subhuman conditions?

secondly, i learned that when a fellow nigerian raised objection as to the manner of his compatriot being mis handled, which he had every right to, he was detained prior to the protestations of other nigerian passengers which earned them this ejection. is that the right thing to do? methinks that the nigerian who spoke up performed an heroic act, that in the intimidating face of the british law enforcement agencies he could speak up on the rights of not only a fellow nigerian, but a human being entitled to some certain level of dignity.

one might break the law, but the punishment for that is deportation abi, what is the crime for the meting out of inhuman treatment that the guy was given? what about the inconvenience and embarrassment of detention suffered by that brave guy who spoke up? what about the very many appointments and schedules of the over 100 stranded passengers that either had to be cancelled or rescheduled? what is the reaction of the officials that are concerned with our diplomatic and crossboarder relations?

it is a pity that everyday nigerians are the ones doing our image laundry with their various laudable exploits in their various fields of endeavour while the government and her agencies are busy tarnishing her image with their wanton greed, corruption and crass inefficiency. let the spirit of the nigerian soar like the eagle emblazoned on our coat of arms, na our naija and no oyibo is superior to me meeen. i support the total boycott of anything british airways until their government tender an unreserved apology and adequate compensation to the gentleman who was detained without valid reason, the disembarked passengers should sue for a breach of contract and emotional damages and the airline in question should be sanctioned by the necessary authorities both in the uk and nigeria (if possible).

if we no give ourselves respect, they would'nt give it to us, and no be all nigerians be bad people, that's the message that we should tell the world. . .

if the guy hear say you call am that name, him no go gree for you lai lai, mulumba, that is the young brother's (code) name, ehen, since you're encouraging younglings to date older women no be sugar mummy club you dey apply to join so?

well, i just follow it up on the pages of newspapers, and i'm "up bendel" as insurance fans would like to be called, theres still a small faithful of true lovers of the club in benin as we grew up on our parents fanaticism. but i think kickoffnigeria has a site, i might not know the link but you could look it up, i hope its some help. . .

uhmmm, well the group is no pushover if you check it out, netherlands and the usa migh probably be our major obstacles in the group as perennial asian qualifiers japan, have not been known to pose much of a problem to nigerian teams especially in age grade competitions. usa which is expected to be captained by freddy adu, the naturalised boy wonder from ghana also has altidore that featured in the u20 championships in canada last year. they might become our stronger challengers. the dutch team is known for its huge dearth of talents and siasia might just be mindful of them.

in all, i see a pretty smooth sail to the q-final stages even if we come second in the group. the target is to win the gold, after the first round, needed changes adjustments should be made to tactic, technique and structure that should see the team challenge for a medal placing, from there, anything can happen.

p.s. i am pleased at the current form of bendel insurance, i be dey fear say them go drop from the premier league this season (the first time in her history), but thankfully, they're in a run of form now and they should have some good buffer before the drop zone after this weekend. i surprise well well for kano pillars, but i see heartland as a threat, but the race for the premiership crown is still open, exciting to see how it ends

heavens be praised for once muki dey shy away from pammy, iice abeg no encourage her again oh, u know say our exams go soon reach ground and na first class upper be our target

^{with a very looong cane in hand, oya muki begin open your book dey read now now}

i think i better introduce you to amos tutuola, i hope he's still around. . .

you no go drink small stout?

up chelsea ooops gunners

yesterday pammy, today pammy, everyday pammy, you sure say no be pammy dey flow for your veins so, ehn? dis woman

ermmm, before i blunder oh, what tha hell is choko?

come, lets go eat some choko

this guy sef, you are incorrigible

since she is not here, i cry on her behalf. . .

[quote author=®~^Sly^~® link=topic=16992.msg2149773#msg2149773 date=1208113912]I wonder how many arse fans would be in the hospital bed by now as a result of the incessant disappointment they are currently facing[/quote]i doubt if there would be any hospitalised fan in london tonight, na we obodo nigerians dey get heart attack for game when them play many miles away wey the people wey get am take as entertainment. tomorrow morning you'll see em all going to work and just waiting for the next outing. if person get heart attack na him know wetin him go tell him family oh, nobody send am, na just game abi

and on the issue of arsene's continued stay at the helm of affairs, all those that call for his head are not really informed on the shennanigans and undercurrents going on within those circles. just a few seasons ago when mourinho's chelsea was on the rise, i remember a lotta guys calling for sir alex's sack that he was a spent force, well, he might probably be answering his critics back with his teams current performances. arsenal still dey form their winning team, and he needs time to perfect his experiments, infact i believe that this present squad is also a part of that experiment, mind you, na the first season without henry be this oh.

on the other hand, aside sir alex, the guy's the most successful coach in england, and i believe the owners of the club are aware of his worth, the guy knows what he's doing. he might appear a little freaky sometimes, but the guy's an accomplished academic and those guys are nuts sometimes, but ultimately their genius become observable in due time. this might not be his season, but if it doesn't come next season it's not so far behind then, their ascendency is expected from the next season hopefully

well, this is no time for trading blames actually, everyone acknowledges that arsenal play the most entertaining football and had it been a classroom work, na excellent dem for the get everytime, but the epl ain't a classroom and only grit and tenacity and compactness and that obsessive instinct to take advantage of situations determines the champions at the end of 38 games. too bad man u has proven to possess more of that this season than arsenal who have had hiccups leading into the home run of games.

lets hope the professor would mark the individual scripts of the players and those when get below par on their individual and team roles should either be changed or compelled to improve. the goal getting department needs mention here as the issue is not about the chances being created but the goals being scored. I am almost forced to rue the injury to eduardo, maybe na him for be arsene joker this period, but we will never know now would we

^{the result pain me sha but, till next season after a strenghtening of the squad, lets try and leapfrog chelsea or at least maintain third}  

bwuuu huuu huuuuu ohhhh, arsenal lost, how painful, well, although arsenal play the best football without a doubt, man u has proven to be the more tenacious and compact team of the season. it would be nice to see how they face the chelsea pressure now that arsenal has been snuffed out of the championship race. it's the kind of season ending one can only be excited about even with arsenals struggle for third now with liverpool. . .

i dey come just now oh, make nobody fight for hia oh

sleep ko slumber ni

wo, see this babe, na my grand mama naim drive dem all go club, u say u wan wake am

saturday, like everyone has gone for a weekend reverie , clubbin and stuff. home aloooooooone, yaaaaaaaaaaaay

xzxuce, word of advice, see ehn, that your pix so, i would advice that you take it off. no offence meant, but by the wolves latch on to the matter so ehn, make them no intimidate u run comot for nl. either upload aanother pix or just forget the pix thing alltogether

on the other hand, no worry much, i trust iice no go let anybody bully u here, she's da moderator

ermmm, okay, do i say wellcome now? muki has done that already