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Poor guy, he's in leeooouuuuvvvve

iice:
laydeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
That boi don start dey disturb me again oooo

Hi ronnie, nah meeen, just wanted to let him know about Iice's new buzzword ^{"That boi"}

Busta:
Busta is a girl
Busta is me 
Munkiiii, bring it on!

Haaa!!! Busta na babe

Sorry oh Mukinatu, just didn't want the brother to go through what someone went through somewhere before, if you know what I mean

Ehen, where is niceuzor?

Busta:
Munkkkkkkkkkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

This Busta guy sef, why you dey make Muki name sound like monkey na? No let the babe release her arsenal ^{I do not mean the Gunners sha} on you oh

Iice don't you think this guy is threading on dangerous grounds?

Cool. . .

Meeeeeee

Wow, saw some of the theatrical trailers of the movie, it's gots to be the movie of the season. Guess I'll have to wait up till the yuletide before I can see an original dvd copy. I no go wan spoil my fun by watching any pirated or substandard version of the movie.

Jolie is still looking beautiful, can't wait to see what happens to Beowulf inside the belly of that sea monster wey swallow am

^{And a dragon too hmmmm}

Really?

Girl, if you want me to like it, I'm going to love it

Yes if it's a tame ogre ^{and a female one at that}

Can one live for ever?

Sorry bout that jare, I was making some modifications, you self you too fast self

How?

Who. . . ?

iice:
I don't think you want to go there. . .it's riddled with potholes

Iice!!! potholes Na wa oh

^{I go tell Ikamefa for you}

mukina2:
Lady my pikin vex me today o

but i don beat am die

Mukinatu, are you a mom? Wow, the daddy must be a lucky chap ^{But the way u take bruise him pikin, no go let am bruise you like that oh}

niceuzor:
because it's has a long tail and two branch?

Two branch? ^{mmmm, I do not think so}

As long as the will of Jehovah be done, all variety of world religions will one day all be gone

oluwanisol:
Lord Jesus, 1st of all, i want to ask for forgiveness of sins, i want God to give me the bone of my bone and the flesh of my flesh.somebdy that will love me d way i am. Lord Jesus, protect every members of my family, cover us with your blood,let me find favour any where i go and finally, Lord Jesus come and bless NIGERIA.

Oluwanisol:  "Lord Jesus,

Jesus: Yes my dear

Oluwanisol: 1st of all, I want to ask for forgiveness of sins,

Jesus: Okay, I'll bring it up with Jehovah

Oluwanisol: I want God to give me the bone of my bone and the flesh of my flesh.somebdy that will love me d way I am.

Jesus: Your's is about going to sleep now, Genesis 2:18 and 21

Oluwanisol: Lord Jesus, protect every members of my family, cover us with your blood,

Jesus: I am in you and you in me and all that beleieves me right now and we are all in the father, if them no know tell them

Oluwanisol: let me find favour any where I go

Jesus: Might just add grace and peace and love and joy and contentment and all those things that you will need at any point in time, okay.

Oluwanisol: and finally,

Jesus: Allright, I knew you'd say that, go ahead child

Oluwanisol: Lord Jesus come and bless NIGERIA"

Jesus: A lot of people would say an amen to that because Nigeria is home to many that believe in me and my father Jehovah. We'll all be together in the next system soon, this place called Nigeria now will still be there along with other beautiful places all over this earth, then you all will have some real cool big brothers from all of the nations






^{Jehovah causes it to become}

mdsocks:
ok, i no go call you o
Na oga admin i go hold for creating the site

Why?

^Hmmm

Who?

Na laugh be all that one

Mukinatu, who you think say I dey ask before? You are the Arsenal authority girl

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo ^{and the lament continues to echo through the hills and velleys of Benin}

Was hoping to catch the game on tv, but no show

Scores please ^{then you can wound me as much as you like okay, Muki?}

Better all of una fall on your knees and start praying that Reading no go play their spoiler role today oh, because any slip up meeen, those Fergie guys won't let Arsene and company catch up lie lie

^{Infact for the next two hours or so, a lot of people are going to be in another state of existence entirely, na wa oh}

Let's enjoy a good game sha

It's going to be freezing out there tonight ^{Iice at work again}

I am going to put some of those saccharine to good use. I heard something about using sugarcane to make some sort of bio fuel, maybe I'll apply some to power this thread since "the Iice thread exterminator" (^{someones ever warring grandchile}) might wanna stage a comeback, don't you think?

Guilty as charged

^{Okay, make I stop}

^{Na wa oh, just now Friday just arrive, hmmm}

Iice check this out "With folks like you, nairaland is wonderland" ^{or better still Iiceland}

Don't be so desperate to meet one though, best be sure that you ain't going to be meeting a pervert or one who has their priorities misplaced. _{And sister, I don't think you're alone in the world}

Ekinadoese that's a strong name, my sister from great Edo. How u doin girl

Iice Iice baby, I ain't rambling girl, just being thankful that someone didn't get the chance to say to me "off with his head", I for no like to experience wetin the individuals from the French aristocratic regime experience that year

Anyways, your warring grandchille seem to be pre occupied with his errhhh exams, thank God for little mercies

Chaloo, abeg try go work oh, many would love to be in your shoes (Having a job and all) so for you wey get one ^{I think my point is made}

Both you guys have a splendid mornin and a fulfillin day ok

Hmmm ^{(nodding the head slowly and in thought)} It's been quite peaceful here for about a whole day now

^{And thus begins the demystification of the art of war} 

Sad, so sad, but thank God for exams though

^{It's kind of chilly in here}