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E be like say the guy don taya for the babe before and was just looking for any excuse to officially send her away. However there should be some sort of security for the lady as if the action of the man is anything to go by, then the female folk would be assumed to be something that can just be discarded at the slightest slight.

I do not think that this is acceptable in this day and age. If na jand now, the divorce settlement claims that the lady would make would ensure that it's all worthwhile and the guy go think first before him dey transfer wife into an indefinite suspension

ikamefa:
i will simply join my spouse in farting too _{( force my-self to fart )}

^{hmph hmph, something dey smell for hia, abi na my nose dey deceive me?}

adelarin:
okay no more benchmarks but i stll need doctors.
thank you all for replying my post. seun osewa i love you, lol

I might not be a medical doctor sha oh, but when it comes to matters of the heart, me ehn, I am one hell of a chartered proffessional doctor. And from my preliminary disgnosis, I detect a latent crush like feeling emanating from your cerebellum. However, due to the disposition of the object of your affection, I might advise that you take limited doses of restraint as the effect on your cardio vascular system that a rebuffing of that feeling might engender could be catastrophic to your state of health. E be like say the man no dey into babe relationships like that girl, but who knows your case might be an exception rather than the norm.

Uh oh, I just got an emergency call, this christmas period, a lot of ladies are suffering from a suppressed cardiac condition as a result of heart breaks by guys wey no wan spend money

I'll be back after surgery, you could pick my brain as much as you want afterwards

iice:
Hmmm Ajad. . .your siggy hmmmm. . .

No oh abeg, you're the one that would be frolicking and gambolling through the xmas And me siggy, ermmm, please I would need a linguistic lesson too only I don't know what lingua siggy be

Etsako local government area, Agenebode. Edo State. Hmmm, home girl

Wow, see Latin linguistics lessons

saucekid:
what do you think i'm implying

I think you're trying to imply that the fact that your age falls below the prescribed standard does not neccessarily mean that your intellectual ability is not commensurate with what those older than you may posess.

I think that you're just trying to tell us that you're a responsible, reasonable, rational, bright young man

nikke:
when he can't call since five days how do i know he love me?

Mmm, well if the standard in which you measure the expression of love is by constant and consistent telephone conversations with your man, then I guess that some who experience a real show of love might tell you different. In the first place however, are you sure that what he professed to you was genuinely motivated to begin with? If your answer to that is yes, then I believe that you guys should have means of expressing that arrangement and understanding to each other. Abi you wan tell me say before cell phone brekete full everywhere people no dey love?

Probably the guy might be kind of busy, indisposed, preoccupied with stuff or just needs the space. Guys dey enter that mode sometimes. The next time you see the guy, y'all should have a little talk. No be for phone you go begin dey nag "why have'nt you called", no oooh, na face to face okay. If na phone, person fit say credit finish naim cause wey communication no occur, so chill on the phone thing a little, okay

And girl, if na play you dey play with your own emotions, your life's not a home video when emotional drama go criss cross, get your priorities straight and move on with your life. No guy is worth wasting time with okay

Jehovah is the God almighty, the very limits of his mystery are unfathomable and he is vigorous in the application of his will which must be done. All things were made by him and through him all things in existence were made. In the realms beyond the physical, witches are like a pesky green fly, even mortal man wield immense power over a witch knowing his dominance and power on terra firma, but Jehovah the almighty God of all creation sits on his throne from on high. To earthling man his way does not belong, but having a knowledge of Jehovah and his will for mankind is the entire purpose of mankind since the fall of man into this system and times.

To witches, I hope you consider and reason rationally without sentiments. Somehow you might have encountered some mishaps in transit or some unpalatable experience from some source in your various wanderings. No matter the power and knowledge that you seek, as far as it is based on man, disregard. The real power is Jehovah and you guys should be seeking for ways to be at peace with him. Jehovah forgives when he wills, but it is only by his own grace because of his son Jesus Christ's ransom, at least you still got a second chance. . .

Who dey do buffday no even remebmer her own buffday, na wah oh. Christmas eve pikin, you got enough reason to frolick and gambol jare. Happy celebrations

Ageing

John the baptist died before Jesus Christ, does that mean that he is in hell fire? There is no physical place of a burning fire where man would go after death. There never has been and I doubt if there ever would be that place of torment that people are so wont to use in scaring unsuspecting believers and none believers alike. After we die, our physical bodies decay and metamorphoses to compost manure. Our breadth belongs to the giver and it is to him that it returns just the way it was before it animated us.

No afterlife, no consciousness, no reasoning nor discernment after death. After the death of an individual, the very next thing that occurs is the promised resurrection and both those that lived and died before Jesus, during the time of Jesus and the over 2000 years after the time of Jesus would hear a voice call and would all come out from their resting places into a new system. Following that is what has been called the judgement and everyone that has ever been in existence on this earth right up from the days of Adam would be a witness to that day. No one would come and face judgement from a hell or a purgatory or whatever anyone might decide to invent, we would all individually be called from our prior state of total oblivion and inexistence.

This is not an impossibility as it has been made manifest already by the death and resurrection of the young man of Nain, Lazarus, Jairius daughter among other records as found in the bible. Even Jesus Christ showed the ultimate resurrection promise when after his resurrection he assumed his godlike being which the entirety of predestined, called, sanctified and glorified mankind should expect to become after this system of things. . .

Kobojunkie:
@Poster, if your intentions for posting this question is to assert that your way and belief should be the ultimate, you can have a field that in here then.

I am afraid that is the least of my intentions. I share no belief that is not corroborated by the bible, however I take exception to folks that claim to adhere to biblical doctrine in one breadth and seek to do things that are in total negation to bible principles

Kobojunkie:
I on the other hand answer to NO MAN but God himself in what I choose to do or spend my time doing here on earth. I celebrate Christmas in remembrance of the gift of God to mankind on the day( Which NO MAN KNOWS THE ACTUAL DATE) our saviour christ was born. Choosing to celebrate it on December 25th is same as choosing to celebrate it on April 2nd. In the eyes, what matters is the heart of the man offering him worship and not the day of the year he is offering the worship. JOY TO THE WORLD, AND PEACE TO ALL MAN KIND, A SAVIOUR IS GIVEN THAT ALL MAY BE FREE!!!!

I totally agree with you we should answer to no man but God in what we do and I would encourage you to do that since you are clearly not doing so by celebrating along with the world a date that has been compromised even during the lifetime of the Christ. Do you realise that Jesus never celebrated a birthday while on earth? Neither did his disciples nor followers. Infact, the only birthdays recorded in bible times were pagan celebrations of pagan kings which led to loss of lives e.g. Pharoah (in the time of Joseph) and King Herod during the Roman occupation of Jerusalem. If we should mark any date at all, should it be a date that was not vetted by Christ or his father Jehovah? December 25th or April 2nd like you mentioned are okay dates, but were we told to remember any of these dates? You will agree with me that the answer is no. But there is a call by Christ himself to remember a particular date and that is the day that marked Jehovahs new covenant with mankind.

While dining with his followers on the passover, he told them categorically ". . .do this in remembrance of me. . ." Thankfully, you have acknowledged that the will of the father should guide one in worship, but I ask you, do you know the will of the father? If you do, you would realise that celebrating a feast that is not recognised by the creator is tantamount to idolatory. The Israelites of old were guilty of this when they made a calf and worshipped. The people in their hearts were of the belief that they were worshipping Jehovah, but you and I know the rest of the tale.

The stste of mind of the individual during worship matters, but what matters most is the actual mode and means of worship mind you. So my dear, do not believe me because I say it, but in an unbiased manner check your beliefs and the reasons for them. I believe that we'd all be the better for it. . .

iice:
Yes ooo. . .although some sabi but generally them no sabi, na why techno good for them, jumping up and down and twirling around

ha ha ha iice, you go kill person oh

Very true. . .

ekorick:
sorry I wanted to write 2007 years ago

Jesus ascended to sit at the right hand of Jehovah the almighty God about 2007 years ago, but mind you there has been some discrepancy in the calendar arrangement as was made both by Augustus while he was caesar over Rome and Pope Gregory, the founder of the gregorian calendar which is in use today.

While the dates of the gregorian calendar is demarcated with the acronymns BC and AD (before the death and after the death of Christ), Thus, if one should begin to count the years from the death, we would arrive at 2007 years precisely on the day.

On the issue of the two individuals that were executed along with Christ and the statements that were made to Mary Magdalene as such as being with him in paradise on the day, this brings to mind the issue of the last day of judgement. You will recall that it is said that it is appointed unto man once to die and after death the judgement. In principle, when Jesus said to the condemned man that "today, you will be with me in paradise", I doubt if he literally meant today as in that particular day, rather to the criminal, the day of his resurrection would also be like the very same day in which he died as that applies to everyone that has ever died on this earth.

The day of our raising would be like the very same day in which we died as upon our raising the very first memories that we would have would be the memories that occured on the day of our individual deaths and it would seem to us that we are just been roused from a sleeplike state on the same day. The fact that we would all be raised into the new system implies a paradise, so when Jesus told the criminal that he would be with him in paradise on that day, he was actually giving the thief a hope for his future resurrection.

biife:
three days after his death jesus was resurrected.

please, when did he return to heaven? on that day?

Jesus did not ascend immediately after his resurrection as he was reported to have spent some time amongst mankind before ascending. John's account of the gospel recorded in chapter 20:26 about eight day's after his resurrection that he appeared to his followers where Thomas earned the name "doubting"

Muki, dem no dey see u for here again, whatzup with u girl? How the merrydays. So u still dey wish xmas wishes, thot u were a muslim sister, no be happy sallah (in arrears though) u for dey wish? Or u join those folks wey dey stone devil for Mecca?

okay iice, since you have decided to frolick and gambol please no over do am oooh

double

It is my belief that with the statement credited to the archbishop of Canterburry recently on BBC concerning the doubts he expressed about the actual birthday of Jesus being December and other such christmas myths and beliefs, that most of christiandom and indeed all folk of the world would begin to realise the hood that has been placed over their eyes by false religion.

The issues are not christmas issues but issues that concern our spirituality and the actual ways in which we claim to show our worship to our creator. . .

Allah might be a God, but that does not neccessarily mean that he is the almighty God Jehovah as that one has made his identity explicitly distinguishable from all other Gods that has ever been and will ever be in existence. . .

Jesus while on earth was a mortal and Jesus is not the almighty God, rather he is the son of the almighty God who has made himself known to mankind as the Jehovah. Jesus Christ did not come to this world to found a religion, he came to deliver a message showing the love that the creator has for mankind and his personal sacrifice in accepting to prove that love by physically dying facilitated the hope that mankind has today of being resurrected into the new system which has been promised as he proved to be the first to have been resurrected into the realms of glory.

Granted, immediately after the ascension of Jesus Christ, his followers met at the synagogue, but it is a well known fact that they began to have meeting locations outside the synagogue as the various sightings of Jesus to his followers took place outside the temple. The location where the holy spirit was reported to have filled the followers of Jesus was not the temple. At that time, the early followers of Jesus following his teachings began to avoid associating their worship with false religion which the then synagogues personified. Over the years, false religion has continued to survive in different guises, ways and means and the present day Christianity with it's myriad of denominations and beliefs cannot be extricated from it.

The trinity is a story that false religion via the Roman Catholic Church has perpetrated on mankind.

Jesus in his present form is godkind. He was godkind before he manifested by means of the spirit of Jehovah into the realm of mankind. He was resurrected unto godkind as a precursor to the new being that mankind would inherit upon the dawning of the expected new system, but Jesus is not the almighty God. That appelation belongs to who owns it and that being is Jehovah who neither has a beginning nor an end, and the depths of his being is unfathomable. No one, not even Jesus can be comparable to this being as all things that was made was made by him including Jesus and the angels including the fallen angels and probably other spiritual beings that we might not even be aware of.

The bible teaches us that Jesus is a God, but it does not tell us that he is the almighty creator God Jehovah. I am not a christian, and I believe that christianity along with other world religions have failed in their bid to explain the reason for our existence and the very essence of our being alive at all. However, somehow, beyond our wildest dreams we are presented with factual documentary evidence of something that has proven it's veracity and exactness over countless centuries of mankinds existence.

The different misinterpretations and misrepresentations of the bible is proof that the nagative forces in creation are still working assidiously to hide from discerning humans some truths, but thank Jehovah for choice and free will. We might decide to disregard all sense of reason and choose to believe what has proven itself to be false or be sincere with ourselves and consider the salient points of human existence by understanding the bible, following it's teachings and lessons and abiding in the hope for the coming of the system where the God Jehovah would actually be in charge of affairs under his new arrangement to be headed by one guy we know today as Jesus Christ, only then Jesus would be a king from the stock of godkind. . .

iice:
Merry X-mas Ajad

Iice girl, nice one there, but I no really send the christmas like that sha. I'm gonno be home with the people I love and not really frolicking and gambolling about No mind me jare, I hope that you have as good a time as you really want. These people wey wan kill themselves for here with booze and stuff, I hope they realise that tomorrow is another day, like they say

It is highly dissapointing observing another year where the revered men of God who are very many these days allow their "sheep" to be misled into thinking that it's okay revelling and participating in the christmas celebrations, another creation of false religion. Most of these guys would not even tell their members that Christ wasn't actually born on that day as a majority of those who manage to church christmas morning might actually believe that they were celebrating on the very day of Christ's birth over two millenia ago

I still await the day that tradition would cease to exist in the true worship of Jehovah, hopefully that day should not be too far off now

Just playing with words here and comparing the letter combinations that present themselves when santa claus is mentioned alongside satan's cause

And in vain they worship me, teaching as doctrines the commandments of men
Matthew 15:9

Dissapointing

What does one do if someone you thought you cared for did something that's so dissapointing?

I can't believe that I'm feeling this way

[quote author=m_nwankwo link=topic=94905.msg1750991#msg1750991 date=1196890375]I draw from the Grail Message.[/quote]Thank you, but does the grail message believe in a Jesus Christ and the resurrection hope that he personifies? Because if you say that the master spoke words that lends credence to his belief in a reincarnation from a different source, then I would find it very difficult to believe that we are talking about the same Christ here.

The very words of master Jesus clearly contradicts any belief of whatever sort of reincarnation. The very fulcrum on which a follower of Christ shows his/her faith is a belief in a resurrection after this present system of things must have passed away.

When a good friend of his died, he openly wept even as the sister of the late friend professed a belief in the resurrection of the dead on the last day (John 11:23). Even he confirmed that he was the resurrection and the life before proceeding to raise Lazarus from the dead. This event occured in the very glare of even the local promoters of false religion at the time, both those that believed in a ressurection (Pharisees) and those that did not (Sadducees).

When Lazarus rose, he neither mentioned as a part of his four day death experience a blissful heaven, a burning hell nor a preparation for life in another human form (reincarnation) because had it not been for Jesus's miracle, it is appointed unto man once to die and after death the judgement.

In all rational reasoning, reincarnation does not conform with the words of scripture which says "all those in the tombs will hear his (Jesus Christ) voice and come out." (John 5:28). Does that mean that a man who had reincarnated say two times would be resurrected with two different bodies?

I doubt. . .

^{The belief in reincarnation is a hearty laugh}

Depreciate

Gee, thanks man, almost missed it now

Errmmm, can someone please tell me what time the game with Newcastle starts. . .

^{Thot this thread was done for}