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On my honour, thats what I mean. I don't have to be dishonest about that

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ajadrage:
Yeah, thanksalot. You just happen to be one of the hottest things within the nairaland space. I know because I got some rave reviews of you from hot things like Iice and Muki. I know lots a them guys would'nt mind you as their date

I mean that guys go dey die to have you as their date

acidrop:
wont mind me, abeg rephrase that. na me dey mind them

I thot that was somewhat humorous of you turning it around, see. Not trying to be disrespectful, but you kinda fun to talk to. Thats what I mean

See what I mean

Yeah, thanksalot. You just happen to be one of the hottest things within the nairaland space. I know cos I got some rave reviews of you from hot things like Iice and Muki. I know lots a dem guys would'nt mind you as their date

Do I have to be honest while picking?

How does it feel having someone dedicated to giving one baths, kinda reminds me of Prince Akeem in the American movie "Coming to America". Eddy Murphy in the giantsized bath tub being scrubbed and washed by beautiful damsels, _{cleaning up everything and I mean everything}

That sure is something to fantasize about . Anyone care to bathe me today, I never baff yet oh

Before I forget, good mornin everybody, hope y'all had an okay night's rest? T G I F, abi Iice?

Yes, yes, I quite agree with Iice that Nigerians when discussing serious issues tend to engage in conversation using the English language, and it is not surprising that when topics such as sporting issues like football, basketball and drinking of palm wine are being discussed, the use of the English language is employed.

So, seriously now, would you guys be so kind as to provide me with some pammy

Na wa oh, see Ajadrage in a serious mood. Levels don change finish, Muki, call yourself ajebutter I go believe you, call yourself anything self, I believe finish.

_{Now to the pammy issues}

Muki, how do you cope with those analysts in your Gunners thread, those people dey form ajebota like Iice. Abi na only English dem fit take dey analyse football games?

Iice
First to do, e no dey pain
Second to do, e eye go dey red
Third to do

Mellow, Benin palmy don tire me. I wan test the pammy wey these gurlz dey shack so. Maybe naim dey give dem power (who knows )

Just wanna have a feel of some life giving liquid something. Abi, Eve no give Adam apple, make una no selfish na, gimme some pammy. At least in the new spirit of camaraderie that we share. Up Arsenal!

Muki dear, you do not need to tell me to watch the game. I don buy ticket already. Just keep a keen eye for the stands just behind where Arsene Wenger will be seating, na me you go see. We're gonna carry the day, that is if Wenger would listen to my instructions. Watch me well oh, I will be putting on an "I love nairaland t'shirt"

Somebody please tell me who's gonna get destroyed tonight

Oooh, sorry oh. Those are played Tuesdays and Wednesdays really. That means I must've missed yesterdays games. But who cares, Muki's team is playin tonight, I'm going to roll out the drums for Arsenal meeen. Who be our victims today?

Make una pass me small na

Wasn't really aware that there was a match tonight, but I know they got one outstanding game though. What time's the game please?

Ha, I just dey go thru the posts here so oh, e be like say na English everybody dey speak. Okay, I dey come make I go wear my English tongue. Henry miscalculate for him to comot for Arsenal. Na small boys go begin dey bench am now. Too bad

Na lie, you no go fit beat me in the presence of all these Good Gunners Guys and Girls, dem go label you football fanatic and soccer hooligan. I know you cannot afford to miss those premiership games at the Emirates,. That your VIP seat, if dem don ban you na me go begin sidon for there

Na lie oh, I no dey go anywhere. I dey here kampe. I love this your Emirates stadium meeen. At least, before you do me any harm, these good Gunners people go save me since Iice dey deny me. Me, I no dey go nowhere. I dey here with you today

For Mukinatu's sake and for her esteemed and highly appreciated let off _{Muki you know what I mean} Na Arsenal naim get this season's premiership title meeen. Whoever no gree, Muki just gimme the command, I ready wounjure person

For your sake I'll do anything girl, you don teach me some good fighting ;Dskills

No, I have a better idea. From today go, I be GUNNERS for liiife meeen. Up Henry oops, sorry, up Fabregas and Gilberto and Rosicky and Van Persie and Kolo and Arsene Wenger and all the people that are Gunners

_{Heaving a mighty big sigh of relief}

So I could really actually be free from this shackles and manacles of Mukinatu. No be God, I dey go church now now now go do thanksgiving for the fact say Muki say she no go talk again. In other words, she no go beat me again nor threaten my marrows comot from my poor ol' bones.

It is like a heavy weight has been lifted off my chest, which is not surprising since Muki prove herself to be the heavy weight champion of nairaland so.

_{In a sing song voice akin to the heavenly hosts} "It is good to praise the Lord Alleluya, "

M u k i n a t u, daalo, ese gon, lafia lau and like my grandmama will say, obulu obulu, thank you oh, well well, you do well for my body. How can I show my appreciation? Okay, I know what to do, I will invite Jim Iyke to come and spin you

Damn! It feels gooood to be free meeen

Mellow, just mellow down, no fear ehn. Na that year when we dey help Shakespear compose naim I compose dat one, dem suppose add am join one of Romeo lines to Juliet but due to some certain circumstances beyond our control, it didn't turn out dat way. No piracy or plagiarism dey involved for this matter. If you need some more just lemme know meeen. Iice musto gree for you oh.

Sha, I still dey fear small for you due to Muki's stance. She no recognise if person na Dangote or Jimoh, e be like say she get the strength of ten thousand Power Uti's. Anyway, I hope the network go bam so you can forward the money to her for both our sakes

In a sing song kid's at play kinda voice that is not from Shakespear: _{"Iice musto gree for Mellow today oh"}

Okay, Mellow, are you ready for this? As Romeo just dey arise, see the words when him begin speak. So make you tell Iice. No tell am say na me tell you oh. Make I dey record more of those lines because Romeo don dey flow already. You need to be here meeen.

Romeo speaking: _{"Those eyes enchanting like the midsummers sunset fills my being with such warm thoughts. Such icy grace, resplendent all through the nairaland space, touch me and freeze me in this moment in time and let my heart forever remain in love, with you"}

A nice frozen bar of Mars chocolate, infact, I got some with me right now

_{lipsmacking something}

Iice, ha! You no wan help me save me, na wa oh. I am beginning to think that I must have done something seriously wrong somewhere along the line, sotaaay everyone dey deny me, I know Kiss would not have towed the same path as you guys. She for don come from Holland since come help me beg una. Anyway sha, Iice I no too blame you, I know you got a lot on your hands. You know, like all those ajebota manicure and womanicure.

Wish someone could be wanting to love me and cuddle me and make me happy instead of wanting to see my dinosaur tears

Mellow jare, I go help you ressurect Romeo make him begin give you all those toasting rhymes when go make any Juliet sorry Iice heart melt

I dey come oh, let me go conjure and commence my ressurection incantantations

Mellow my guy, na your back I dey hide now oh. You know say dem no teach me how to fight during my small pikinhood and e be like say Muki get PHD for throwing devastating blows. As I no fit fight back so, and you so benevolently decided to remove this axe that Muki has been dangling over my neck, more power to your elbow.

Muki, someone is ready to take you on, abeg leave me be for my future wife and my grand mama, she still love me well well

Iice baby, if Muki tell you wetin I do am, abeg help me tell me na, this one don pass the money matter oh, at least Mellow is ready to take the heat for me. No be him she suppose dey face?

Muki dear, why you wan just beat me by all means na, e get wetin I do you?

Muki dear, that Sharn story ehn, if I begin tell you, una go laff me well well, those were the early days of my being in nairaland. Anyways, I never quite heard from her again. She sent an offline some few weeks ago, but prior to that and after, na only God know how she dey oh. I hope she's cool though wherever she is

I'm still kinda indebted to her she cos if no be she, I for no meet such wonderful people like you and Iice and Kiss and all the rest of the lovable and hugable people in this here thread, even including Mellow self wey dey save me from your blows so

I never marry oh, I never ready marry yet oh, I no get wives oh. Sha e get one girl when dem dey force me marry for village, but as a modern guy who is intent on living the rest of my life with someone that I will really and truly love, I think I am gonna decline the offer. So that's why she's still classified as a pre-wife.

I believe that I'll be doing her some good too becos nobody dey trust all those home girls again oh, she fit dey form innocent now, but one guy fit dey corner when dey play moonlight games with her, I would'nt wanna spoil such fun by snatching her now, would I.

Muki baby, I hope no be the misconception naim be wan make you incapacitate me all these while . Just playin now

Ehen, Mellow don jam wahala today. Bro, thank you ehn, but do not say I didn't warn you. As for me and my house, we will watch the upcoming events with a keen eye. I have already ordered for some custom manufactured pop corn from Mr. Williy Wonka's factory in anticipation of what would under normal circumstances have been my nunc dimitis.

But thank goodness for people like Mellow who out of love for people like Iice would take the beating of their lives from people like Muki who were hitherto intent on expending all their strength and power in wounjuring people like Ajadrage

Somebody heeeeeeeeeeeellppp. True true make una check Muki oh, una sure say na the same Mukinatu wey we know be this. I am beginning to be strongly suspicious oh, this one when Mellow dey confirm the antics of mischief makers so. I have a conspiracy theory that some alien character is using Muki's identification to do this to me.

M u k i n a t u uu_uuu, where are youuuuuuu_uuu