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Sharn06:
How come this is like so vivid?

E dey be like that for matter wey no get any way of proving it's factuality. Guess t'would still be vivid whichever day happens to be your birth date

^{My own day is soooo far from the truth meeeen, the bloody blundering buffoon}

mukina2:
hmmmmm

This is so like crap. Baby, don't tell me that you're down with this astrological horse shit. It's all guess work and based on probability. It ain't exact in the least

^{21st, I wonder which month the babe be self}

hollandis:
you're an ajepaki :-Xbut i am an ajebota

say what. . .?

Christmas like all festivals inspired by worldly traditions is an excuse for untoward revelling, unwarranted incurring of irrelevant expenses that should have been used for more worthwhile ventures and immorality

drab day so far

^{na wa for some people self}

seunspice:
since iice is now a NLceleb, I wondered that i shuld make some cash.Anyone who wants her no can get in touch wit me because av got it(dnt ask how! ) So if u av egold go ahead and pay 10USD

Ha! Guy, u no just try for Iice body at all. So you think her telephone number is worth as less as 10 dols?

Iice if I be you ehn, I go change that line faaaast , if them ready pay figure with like six zeroes and above, we fit give them, abi?

No worry, it's gonna rain money on you soonest, hope you gat your umbrella

^{big wide yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwn}Hope you guys had a nice night too. . .

dafidixone:
Let the name rest and focus on the purpose of the Name. Jesus Came to lifw that you may have life and have life more aboundantly.

Without him in your life you are condemned you will end up in Hell

Let the name rest? Mind you, the name and the man that bears the name happens to be the single most significant issues in the entire history of modern man. A true believer in the name Jesus Christ would not be intimidated by the teachings of a hell fire as was taught by medieval christiandom and supported by contemporary christianity

Modern religion is confused, the very tenets of the many world religions are a cacophony of confused clatter. It is a sad report that after many thousands of years of claiming adherence to religious practices, the goal which religion should aim at which is true worship, global peace and the wellbeing of the entirety of mankind has been far from achieved. Rather, the status quo is the direct opposite

The soul is the physical created body of any living thing in existence and is not an abstract term. It is the soul that dies along with the consciousness of the individual being. The spirit that animayes the soul is the property of the creator that was borrowed to us to give us life, at death it goes back to the owner.

This is akin to a memory of us that dwells with the father and it is at his own prerogative that he gives it back a body at the ressurection, either to a judgement or to a life in his new creation which is even now being made manifest.

But as for a conscious afterlife that continues to exist after death, now that in itself is unfathomable

Yes I believe there would still be women in the next system as they were a part of the creators original purpose, and his original purpose must and shall be fulfilled even as it is being fulfilled before our very eyes. So there'll still be women if the world were to be recreated today

And brother, the word is firmament and not filament

Vanity

Absolutely nothing. The hitherto conscious being just ceases to exist as was the state of individuals state of consciousness at pre-conception which happens to be. . . nothing

No hell, no heaven nor limbo neither is there purgatory or any sort of after life existence just a rotting of the carbon content that all flesh is made of until the appointed time of ressurection for the individual rendering of accounts to the creator

Actually it ain't funny

Demons exist yes as do angels and other principalities which operate on a different realm from the physical. But be careful that your deliverance do not render you susceptible to some demonic influence (that is assuming that you are at present free from any)

Most of the "men of God" are actually agents of satan and are themselves strongly under the influence of demonic powers and negative spiritual entities

I will not question your atheistic beliefs as most that claim religion are actually wolves in sheep clothing and hypocrites. If you are at peace with your conscience and do not seek to do the evil, then I must advise that you shun any invitation to any sort or form of spiritual deliverance. Prevention they say is better than cure

The fruits of christiandom that was sown in Nicene by Satan the deceiver so many centuries ago in his ploy to negatively influence the true teachings of the Christ have yielded abundant harvests in many instances, crusades, inquisitions, the world wars, the proliferation of churches and a gay clergy class, the belief in the equality of the son with the father, the acceptance of a triune godhead, devotion to Mary amongst others. The incidences of sexual abuse among the catholic church is also one of the many harvests of this seed as planted by Emperor Constantine and his fellow travellers on this road.

Thus is fulfilled the words of divine scriptures, as you sow, so shall you reap. . .

funny people all

Just gimme a while, I'm going to engage in some leisure activities while watching Manchester United getting trashed ^{(Muki that's a bribe for you)}

Iice Iice, e be like say you no believe me

don't want to talk religion in a jokes thread get it?

Muki, whatzup girl, so you still dey write exams ^{(attempting to shift attention from the rap battle sh_t)} hope na first class we go take grad oh, at least I go happy well well if you go get better grade pass me of those acada years

How your pikins fare na during the trying times

babs787:
Sorry brother but what denomination are you?

I am neither a believer of any of christiandoms denominational based belief system, nor do I subscribe to any of the worlds many religious beliefs.

I believe in the uncompromising, unaltered word of the only being who has revealed himself to mankind as the one true and living creator God almighty via the means of the over sixty different books as documented in the bible.

Christianity lays claim to the bible but prove false to it's teachings in many ways, e.g. the celebration (albeit falsely) of Christ's birthday on the 25th December

Iice, the ish go come in another form. . .

Abeg make una no blame me na, true true I woulda taught those guys a lesson in lyricology but I just could not fathom having to break a heart at any point in the competition.

I did some mathematical calculations and callibrated them with some algorithimic permutations and discovered that the probability of my confronting sharn taking all the independent variables at random was in the ratio of 24367811.6733333333 : 1 , meeeen that was waaay to close.

So I just sorry for the babe and jejely pull out of the race

babs787:
Oya, protestants, catholic etc should answer the question posed by our erudite jehovah witness ajadrage.

I am very sorry to dissapoint you, but I am not a member of that organisation. . .

Babieeeeees and laydeeeeeeeeees , why you guys pouring steaming coconut oil on my head now, I'm getting scalded already, and you guys are talking about nimbus broomsticks and talking blood, thot I was in the "winch" thread when I found you guys

Revive:
Those who fixed it has actually done a smart thing by destroying satanic altar and setting up Christ’s altar

I beg to differ with you, but not on this platform. If you really know what you're talking about there (which I doubt), you could spare a little time on this here link:

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=98592.msg1743101#msg1743101

Many celebrate the 25th day of December as the birthday of Jesus the Christ, but with bible knowledge of the actual birth date of the man regarded to be the greatest that ever walked the face of this Earth, should this date be maintained which leads to the perpetuating of a brazen fraud? Can christiandom prove to hold the word of Jehovah the creator as superior to the traditions of the world?

The question to ask is "what is the truth?". If you can reasonably answer this question then the next thing to ask yourself is "does everything that exists above the realm of mankind show the way to this truth?

All these ajegroundnut and ajepumpkin matter so, na wa oh, see wetin be the outcome of flying nimbus airways, even see self, una go soon begin turn ajehaemoglobin

Me na typical pako born and bread and pakoed in Iyekuselu before Ugbiyoko near Evbuotubu in BC meeeeen (all these na names of places in Benin, I ain't speaking in tongues)

buzzgonz:
i'm Online Here! . . .and what's going on here

nothing, wetin ya eye see?

I seriously doubt. Even amongst the christian denominations e.g catholics, orthodox, the many variety of protestants, white garments etc, they all claim to serve the one deity but in actual fact none of them worship the one true and living God whose name is Jehovah (although the various adherents would tell you different)

This is made obvious by their very mode of worship and beliefs which is in total negation to what the bible really teaches