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Omoge, see am ehn, for this kind matter so, Sharn no fit hold me oh, only iice could freeze my wrath, Muki, na only she dey understand my language, Kiss will Kiss my red eye away, where sharn come figure out for there. Even Babaluku sef go look me in a way when my mind mind go sway, becos he got the kind of words that he says, need I say nay, no way.

Make ChiChi come again, infact we go all begin dey main

But Sharn, sister pleeaase

Oh, baby, na you don hold me so oh, Muki baby, who? Where?, What is Sharn06?

I wan vex oh, so nobody wan hold me

Muki, see this Chi Chi81 dey say the word rubbish for here oh, I go vex oh, make somebody hold me oh

(Seething with rage)

Rubbish! You call this rubbish!? May I ask, what are you doing here . Wo, see this one oh, you no know Iice? Dem never tell you about Muki? See this Chi Chi81 oh, even Babaluku no whatzup. I just pray make Kiss come here soon, you go see the way she go take react to what you call rubbish. Snobbish, no be fish we dey chop for here oh, spawn go tell you about the dish when him help prepare and I know one or two people when go vouch for it's delicacy, and you dare to call this rubbish. I was destined to use my spinach powered Popeye punch sooner or later, if I see you here again dey call this rubbish, I guess I will have to reactivate it. Even Babaluku no call this rubbish.

(Infact there is a sudden explosion of implosive material within the inner recesses of the adrenaline)

Come, I dey warn you oh

(With a Clint Eastwoodlike cowboy gun duel song playing in the background)
                        And iice, guess I'll see you in the North Pole
                                   Only one will be left standing
                                                gban gban!!!



(That Clint Eastwoodlike song again)

Uhhh, poor luku, sorry oh. Na only Bash Alli blw I take scare you so, I ain't even shown my Popeye spinach powered punch you don begin shake like butterfly. Na so you wan take woo your damsel. I no drag oh, see you don begin make me sorry for you. Okay, for chivalry's sakes, I go free the babe for you, happy now?

Iice, u don do me strong thing. I dey complain say una wan make me go bankrupt, you dey recruit new characters to come increase the hole for my pocket abi? Shame to bad people, the movie has already been shot. Na Auchi in the land of the Kukuruku hills I dey all these days meeen, and I got some real splendid negotiations with the natives. Infact, dem agree to feature for the movie free of charge, na just make their face appear for screen them want as payment. So uhmmm, moondust, thanks but no thanks

Let's give it up for the Queen Of ICE, yaaaaayyyy, hooraaaaayyyyy, see you in the spotlight girl, now you're the one getting all the applause and wow, it's a standing ovation that cuts across generations

Mmmm, iice I see babaluku is still stalking you, sorry oh. But I want to ask something, what does the "FA" in "LMFAO" mean Na dat matter dey bother babaluku naim make am no wan leave you so oh. The guy dey get hallucinations for night thinking how it'll look like in real life as you're quite fond of "LMFAO". Just an observation on how best to effectively carry out pest control measures

Merci, obulu, dalo, senu, and all the many thank you's in their respective lingua. I can hear sounds of applause, ovation all over the nation

Wow, did we just break a nairaland record ? Six posts in under seven minutes, somebody gimme an award, abi we no deserve am?

It's good to be back though and I missed y'all. But I dey go Lagos tomorrow sha, got some plenty shit to take care of

Oh, iice, Sharn06 no dey the game again, infact for my heart now, one kind sweet sound dey play, wanna know why, cos I got a new music in my life . Although she never know sha, but I dey gather my power to tell am, and she ain't on nairaland, but that gist fit come much later

And to set records straight, I ain't got no intentions on iice okay, these sisters here are my pals and I don't take kindly to the many babaluku's of the world expressing intentions that are glaringly not reciprocative.

Abeg leave the chick alone jare, if she want you she for don tell you since, even me when dey teach Dr. Love (NTA Romance presenter) work, if I see babe dey show me red card the way iice dey treat you so, I would've changed my personality on nairaland as the shame go too much for me to bear.

But it seems you already done that according to Kiss. So please answer the question: "Are you omogenaija?". No offence meant if there happens to be a real omogenaija sha, I just dey try form lawyer

I see that Iice is still having her steaming affair with babaluku . But guy, softly thread on dangerous grounds oh, I see the way you take dey try to use me shine because I no dey on stage for a while. But beware, I am here now and should you continue to harass me I will deliver one of my famous Bash Ali knockout blow to you, even if mamaluku see you self ehn, she no go recognise you

Hello everybody, how do you do? This is a song from me to you, ha ha ha ha haaaaaa, it's a never ending song of love so make I no bore una too much. Okay, I see, una wan shave my head for my absence kwo?

I get plenty plenty things to talk about oh, but make I dey try do them one by one. Mmm, my dearies Muki, how Gambia, hope the boys don reach house? Me I dey go Lagos tomorrow go wellcome our Flying Eagles, them try small. I no know say you and Kiss be football fans.

But I was sorely dissapointed at the result though, imagine person just dey enter BC, the first thing to experience na 4-0 thrashing from Chile, na wah for wire road as we say it in BC. I be don dey wonder where Creamish dey

Hey y'all

I like that spirit girl, I wish most of the females I come across had a mind set like that, then the pressures about hooking up with a spouse for no dey this strong. God go do am for all of us, amen. I reside in Edo state and I am pleased that one such as you was here, albeit temporarily. Take care aaight. I believe I'll come back to this thread again sometime

Matthew 5:35

Creamish must be the very first saint to like the scent of money. I go tell my mummy for you

Hmmm, Muki, if we begin to write book about the matter so ehn, I believe that it will be in strong contention for the Pulitzer and the Booker prizes for next year. Who knows, it might even get nominated for a Nobel prize in Literature.

And, emmm, Muki, those who live in glass houses do not throw stones, have you ever heard of a mr ferlie here on nairaland? I hope I am not lettin any cats out of your bag

Iice dear you're not alone, someone dey mara for Muki like hell meeen, but his grammer is nothing compared to babaluku's . Dat one na Prof.

This babaluku guy dey try well well. I do not think that there is any way that the queens English could have been so embarrassed. In fact, if to say those colonial masters hear this kind grammer, I no sure say dem for stay long for Africa.

No shakes though, na love dey catch the guy, I understand you bro, but easy motion. These girls here are sophisticated, intelligent and smart (I think I mentioned it somewhere before), no be gra gra u go take win their hearts, abeg. See person wey u wan impress go begin take overdose of panadol now, abeg oh, we just dey survive from fuel scarcity, we no wan suffer panadol scarcity

Creamish, I do not think there is any need for that just yet. I believe that you're a saint, even if no one else believes that. Does that mean you won't be collecting any appearance fees for our proposed movie?

Muki, you missed out on some real live drama yesterday. oops, sorry oh na this mornin self

Uhhh, poor iice, I just leave you vulnerable like dat earlier this mornin. If to say I know say the guy go begin declare love like dat, I for forget my sleep. I think it would make me a hero, defending a villain.

No blame the guy sha, I no sure say him don see your profile

Love wan tin tin, love wan tin tin

But seriously sha, I wanna call it a day. I dunno what to say now, wether na good morning or goodnight. Thank God say no church for me, I'm gonna crash till 12noon meeen. This coming week go busy small. Mmm, iice, guess I'll catchya asap, have a wonderful sunday. And babaluku, abeg ensure that Luku does not does the same type of thing that you does with the English language.

A piece of my heart to all good people worldwide, lets keep the peace and spread the love, I'm outta here, but just for a while

Ohhh, I wish Muki were here make she analyse grammatical homicide of gargantuan proportions , guy sorry o, na so we dey do am here

You can call him Chin Chun Chan, but I prefer to call him dead super hero's son

Slow music playing in the background, and the son of the slain super hero steps forward and says:

"You killed my father twenty years ago, now I am here to take revenge"

and the music changes to danger sounds:

"gban! gban!!"

And the sounds of a fierce scuffle between the retired super villain and the dead hero's son is so titanic that Superman, Batman and others came to learn a trick or two from them, it aptly named "The mother of all battles". Na there dem Bush and Saddam for thief that slogan that year

E be like say that parachute wey u sell naim u be take dey do super villain, guess u must have retired now since u decided to sell it off. That small stain so, u sure say no be the remains of Spawn wey everybody dey look for. I don begin fear u small small oh

Nocturnal iice, that sounds like a super heroes name from DC comic books