₦airaland Forum

People Living With HIV/AIDS. And, mmm I do not want to join issues sha, but like was said, let the man of God clarify issues. It is unjust to discriminate because Jesus no go discriminate who go enter his kingdom. Christians should be seen to be living what they teach. It is unchristian to discriminate in whatever guise. I stand to be corrected

This is the way it should be done people, we be there for each other. Elaine, nice to know you still want to identify with your roots. But mind you, don't swallow everything you read or hear up in here hook line and sinker as evryone wants to claim ethno tribal superiority, but the truth is that we all of the Edo stock. Esan, your space in Edoland covers about five local government areas, Ubiaja, Uromi, Ekpoma, Irrua and Igueben. There also exists other major towns like Iruekpen, Ugboha, Ivue, Arue etc. Each domain is headed ny an Onojie, who is like a traditional king, but the constitution of Nigeria gives political authority to the Local government chairman.

Benin City the capital of Edo state is regarded as the heartbeat of the nation, but it could really be more. The wellcome word is "obokhian" mind you. And that is what I say to you as we all wellcome a sister to the Edo thread.

Iice baby, you wan begin make me fear you now oh, first na parachute you take dey fly, now na winged things. No let me believe say the way your profile pix be na so you true true be oh . Muki, this one so when you dey encourage everybody to begin fly, hmmm

If you really wanna know the real truth, if you believe that there is a creator who made you and wants the best for you, if you believe that there is reason, somehow for your being here, you wouldn't wanna bother yourself about thots of hell, rather, you go strive to receive from that promise of the life after this one here. He did it before, he'll do it again. Just tell him you wanna be with him after this shit of a life, hell, it will cease to exist. And that na the word my children

Muki, you know say I be very considerate guy, if I come use helicopter now, wetin Omogenaija go take come visit me for benin, keke Marwa? Make dem just come do repair the road jare, poor man dey suffer. If to say no be dat new road wey dey Ondo state, I sure say na dat picture for Iice profile naim many go dey tell the story, but sha, thank God for good things.

Omoge baby, no worry, you don show me your true colours, if I put you for house you go use words tak scatter my head seeing that you have a good teacher who dey teach you how to apply foul language to good use. Na those kind words dey trip you, I'm a gentleman man girl, I dont use such lingo, I'd rather speak Muki and Kiss's "bena la".

I know say babaluku mind go don cool down now, abeg bro, I just dey play oh. Where him dey self?

Clap for she, clap for she, o girl, I bet you that flow is worth the effort

Sitting, tapping my feet rhythmically and waiting for godot

Hmmm, Babaluku and Omoge, na wa oh. Una be wan begin wash some dirty linens for market square, thank goodness the both of you got the good sense to put a halt to those tirades , I for sue una go court for flagrantly flaunting foul verbose in a pristinely stainless goodnatured thread such as these.

Ha! Even those itchy fingered ex governors for no like una situation at all. But anyways, all's well that ends well, abi? Omoge if you no take time, I go toast you ehn, no body go fit use butter eat you, marmalade, jam, even mayonnaise no go fit stay on top the toast, no try me oh

Wow, so goooood to be back in da City of Benin meeen. Can you guys believe I spent almost half the day on the blasted road. It's in a terrible state, I had to abandon vehicle conveying me and use my legs to make most of the journey. Sotaaay I even come dey speed pass motor becos they were all crawling. Even the keke Marwa wey I import from Lagos to take start small scale transportation business for BC no fit solve the problem. I finally arrived home at about 11pm, fagged out and exhausted, with my feet smoking from the long distance trekking, by the time I hit my pillow ehn, infact, I just dey wake up now since Tuesday wey I come.

I hail una plenty oh, I kinda missed y'all though, and na una fill my dreams meeen

Chai, see me don exceed my target. Allright ladies, gotta run. I hope to continue being toasted tomorrow, sweet dreams to y'all

Come, tell me now oh, no be say when I give you my heart you go come crush am. I am very soft, fragile and tender. I need to be handled with care (See me dey style oh)

Milk, mmm, how did you enjoy that Omoge

See, Sisterluku, I dey fear to toast another Nairaland babe, I got my fingers burnt the last time the brother tried, and besides, me and Muki have come a long way since the days of the thread and needle, she more like a sister to me, like Iice and Creamish and Kiss and whotdahelll, you too

I go just try make my posts hit the 180 mark today before I log out. You refused to respond to my "but maybe I fit toast you" post, Omoge

Oh, really, hmmm. Besides, Muki come from Gambia and I'm a boy from Naija

Bwu ha ha ha ha ha (according to Iice). You see dat my last post? The way I take address her na the way the brother feel meeen, she ma sista. But maybe I fit toast you sha, that is if you no be Babaluku

My sister sorry, no be my fault. But I'm here again, but only for a while, as usual . Na dodge I dey dodge dey use my host connection. She no know say I dey use am, so anytime e free I go just rush one post. No worry, I go enter BC tomorrow and you're gonna to have unlimited access to moi

I just dey feel like Julius Caesar right now

Et tu Muki?

Same goes for all the wonderful folks in this thread

Creamish baby, how you doin tonight. I hope you have a wonderful week ahead girl

Anyaricu mon men, which one u dey self? Na inside molue your boss dey shout for you?(as you talk the other day). Abi your boss na the driver then u be him conductor? You no go talk true now oh, you wan dey form dey impress da ladies in da house, hmmm. Dem true true tell me say molue business na thriving business, maybe we could fix up an appointment make you help me with some feasibility studies. I no go mind diversify into other business opportunities since I am at risk of bankruptcy by the demands of Muki and Iice and Creamish and you too

Okay, since Iice say I no well, I no go enter molue again. Na keke Marwa I go begin enter now. Infact, I tried it yesterday and the kind breeze wey dey blow my newly shaved abolo sweet me well well. And I won't want to be the victim of some peeled teeth and skin. And also, if my mama see me dey hang for molue like that, she fit develope heart attack, I no trust all these paparrazzi wey dey follow me about, them fit snap me now go display the pix for Ovation. Make I respecte my selfe, abi?

I think say you be talk say I don settle you na?

Lagos na wa sha.

Lemme go look for the next molue to dive into, I dey enjoy their rides. I love hangin by the doors with one hand, all my body go just dey outside like say I be superman, and the hailing wey dem go just begin dey hail me upon my successful clinging dey make my head big well well.

I go try sha make I no miscalculate, make una no worry. So if you guys see any guy hanging precariously from a dangerously impossible position on a molue, that would probably be moi

Ehen, that my "eeeh" song, I dey come oh

Make my people no worry, I give plenty of una proceeds from the sales, even Babaluku would have something to take home to Mamaluku (not Iice oh ) and Luku. Anyaricu self go get part of the booty, but Moondust, I no go give you nather .

For all those who have qualified to benefit from my goodwill, just forward your various Swiss bank account numbers make I effect the payment. Like y'all know na, na Swiss naim I get my Trillions

Moondust, moondust. See anywhere person dey, dust na dust. Moondust ko, Earthdust ni, Sundust fa. Babaluku be try sha, but since him see sight, his might no fit fight again. Na you now abi. You no fear say I no hols, for your information, na me borrow Bill Gates money when people think say him na the richest man for the globe so. My production is through and I wan sell am to all these major marketers for Lagos for some gooood money men. So even if I poor before, by the time I conclude this project, I no go poor again, untooiiin

Wetin una dey find musicians for? When I dey here. Oya make all of una dey chorus eeeh.

I don enter Lagos eeeh
I jump enter molue eeeh
Dey go Iyana Ipaja eeeh
With boxers and slippers eeeh

Una need some more? I dey come make I go clear the rights issues.

All of una wey dey find my money ehn, shi shi I no give. I got people ready to do free for me meeeeeeeeen

I dey Lagos oooooooooohhhhhhhhhh

Anyariku, see this people no let me even acknowledge wetin you talk self. Abeg, hail Muki and Iice especially, infact everybody when don post for here be am. Even plus even you self. No worry ehn, I go feature you as one of the lead characters for the next movie ehn. I just pray make you no be like Muki, Creamish and Iice when their new year resolution this year na to make Ajadrage bankrupt.

(Whispering so that no one will hear what is being said) No tell the rest oh, we can reach a special emolument arrangement, okay)