300whitewolves: Gone are the days where u will watch skits without any sexual content and yet still laugh yourself out, the likes of ajebo, Emmanuella e.t.c.
These days there are no skits content you will watch from these skit makers that wouldn’t wouldn’t promote sex, the likes of Bae U, Mr macaroni, e.t.c .
You don't have to promote sexual content or make women look cheap before you make people laugh.
NBC , NIGERIA CENSOR BOARD,MIN.OF INFORMATION AND ORIENTATION HAVE FAILED US. BARRISTER MIKE IS THE ONLY PERSON IN THAT INDUSTRY THAT IS A BIT SENSIBLE. MOST OF THE CONTENT OF MAKARONI ARE USELESS EXCEPT SOME POLITICAL REALTED SKIT. NOT SKIT MAKING ALONE,EVEN YOUR MUSIC AND MOVIE INDUSTRIES SHARE SAME EXPERINCE.
WE NEED TO LISTEN TO LYRICS OF NAIRA MARLEY AND CO AND YOU WILL UNDERSTAND BETTER. OUR MUSIC INDUSTRY IS CHARACTERIZED BY NUDITY,ALCHOLISM AND DRUG( A GLOBAL TREND ANYWAY)
robosky02: Pinnick reveals why he will step down as NFF president
The president of the Nigeria Football Federation, NFF, Amaju Pinnick has ruled out contesting for a third term when his current tenure expires.
Pinnick has been in charge of the NFF since 2014.
Recently, there has been pressure from Nigerian stakeholders and fans for him to resign, following the Super Eagles’ failure to qualify for the 2022 World Cup.
Pinnick has now revealed his time in the Glass House has taken a toll on his relationship with his family.
“I’m eligible to run based on the status. Do I want to run ?, It’s a no-no, my family is very key to me, they said it’s taking a toll on me and the family.
“They believed that I’ve done my best and it’s time to move on . It’s a regrettable decision, but it’s the best,” Pinnick told Arise TV
THIS GUY IS CONNECTED TO OLU OF WARRI. HIS FAMILY IS KING'S MAKER. SO NO ISSUE. HE SHOULD GET HIS FOUNDATIONS AND HELP THE TALENTED FOOTBALLERS IN THE COUNTRY TO OVERSEA. NED CAN ALSO WORK WITH HIM ,NOW THAT NED HAS UNIVERSITY OF SPORT. THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS
Truthisunique2: Tilumbu urchins dey say buni era don over
Na buni on steroids una jamb in abdullahi so
Part 2 of the Plot continues
IF ONLY YOU UNDERSTAND NORTHERNER POLITICS,YOU WILL KNOW THE TRUE DEFINITION OF INTEREST. ONCE ATIKU WINS PDP PRIMARY ELECTION,HE IS YOUR NEXT PRESIDENT EXCEPT IF THE APC CANDIDATE IS FROM THE NORTH
Sixfiguresmart: Happy to get an oil and gas job. Dream come true. Everything was perfect with me. 3 years into my job, a new boss showed up. A light skin Nigerian male. His wife and kids were in Canada. I visit the gym 3x per week.
He requested to go to the same gym. Pretended to work out and asked that I mentored him. It all happened fast. I thought he was responsible as he was married. He started touching my body inappropriately. Caressing my chest holding my arms. Thought he was enamored by the muscles only. I would somehow break him off and redirect him to the session.
Then, after work it was about meeting me, talking to me, confiding in me. Initially, I was happy to build a close relationship with a boss. Of course, that's my career growth right there.
Not until, this night, he invited me over to his lounge. As soon i arrived, he undressed to a G-string, I was dazed for real. He tried to kissed me. I blocked it. Then, came the love, the feeling, and sex plea. So, I took my leave quickly. Felt disappointed and betrayed. I told no one but my bestie who laughed over it and made a mockery of the whole thing. Telling me that he would have busted his ass for the money.
All I needed was my job and no drama. He advanced toward me several times. Showered me with expensive stuff. I rejected everything he offered. I couldn't shake him anymore, no hugs, nothing. I felt truly perplexed cos he was very connected and has brothers and relatives in top positions in Chevron. I met with him, talked to him man to man politely. He told me he had been in it since he was 14. I asked him if he would love that life for his kids. He said, no! So, I told him that I have a faith, a conscience and a commitment to my God. That I would not entertain homosexuality. So, after more attempts, the hate set in.
Well, my final year in Chevron was horrendous until i finally got axed 17 months after my new boss showed up. I moved on with my dignity but with a bigger lesson in life. I kept it a secret for many years. Only my bestie new about it.
Many men are victims. People hardly believe the few who cry out. Many will question the authenticity of my history and blame me afterall. Making it harder for the next man to come out.
Many argue that they will beat, hit, or punch a man for advancing toward them. There are consequences. Read your room. Justice hardly comes in a world of injustice. Sometimes, the best thing to do is walk away.
MY BROTHER YOU DID WHAT IS RIGHT. JUST KEEP PRAYING TO GOD TO PROVIDE YOU WITH BETTER OPPORTUNITIES. IF YOUR FEILD IS ENGINEERING AND ENVIRONMENTAL SCIENCE,DO NOT LIMIT YOUR SEARCH TO NIGERIA ALONE. IT WILL END WITH GOOD TESTIMONIES
Angela1996: I'm just depressed over this situation, I'm tired of him, he snapped me while I was naked and threatened to release my nudes...I've told him to sign the undertaken and leave me alone but he has refused... Please I don't know what to do again!...Don't judge me or insult me because no one is perfect
REPORT HIM TO DSS AND GET HIM ARRESTED. I HAVE HELPED A SECONDARY SCHOOL GIRL WHILE I WAS IN YOLA . HE WOULD WRITE AN UNDERTAKEN AND IF YOU ARE SMART,YOU COULD CLAIM DAMAGES .
SpatialKing: FTC Government of the North by the North and for the North
AM A YORUBA MAN BUT RESIDE IN THE NORTHER NIGERIA. NORTHERNERS WILL ALWAYS PROTECT THEMSELVES AND GIVE APPOINTMENT TO THIER GUYS,WHILE WILL ALWAYS SHOUT FOR TWO WEEKS AND QUIET. BUT WHEN SOUTHERNERS GET TO POWER THEY STILL APPOINT SOME NORTHENERS AS IF THEY ARE AFRAID. I KNOW OF A PROF IN SOUTH WEST CALLED PROF.MAJEKODUNMI HE IS A GURU ENVIRONMETALIST AND ONE PROF IN SOUTH-SOUTH BUT THOSE WILL NOT GET THE APPOINTMENT. BUT THE GOOD NEWS IS THAT THOSE GUYS ARE DOING WELL IN THEIR RESEACH FIELD AND CASHING OUT.
IdanNla: My girlfriend was raped around March but did not tell me anything about it not until I came back from school and I found out she is acting strange and I got to put up an act so she did tell me what happen after much act she didn’t tell me but lied about the whole thing but I still put more pressure and she later dropped a voice note telling me how it happened.
That a co worker of hers invited her to his home after work and the same guy had asked her for a relationship which she said no and the guy lockup the matter. So this fateful day she requested or invited her to his house getting there the guy's junior brother left for school cause they are daily part-time student, after his junior ones left, he rolled up weed and started smoking, so during the process of smoking or afterward the whole thing started and she claimed to fight him and scream but the guy overpowered him and had his way with her after which the guy pleaded saying he’s sorry and she left for home and called her best friend which she suggest she reported to the police but my babe told her she don’t wish to pursue any case that the deed has been done already and they both lockup the mater.
And she even talked to the guy the next day at work and the guy was like he’s sorry and bought her prevention drug which she collected and used. After that day the guy wanted to start a connection which she refused and the guy was like what else she did want cause he had already beg so what is with her attitude and the guy lockup with her.
Some weeks later she discovered she was pregnant and she told the guy which the guy gave her 4K for abortion and she collected the money and did the abortion.
After saying all this she pleaded I should not breakup with her cause she don’t know how to manage the aftermath of the breakup and what happened was not her intention that she was sorry such thing happened!! After hearing all these I simple asked her some questions about the incident which she don’t have an answer to:
*1= A guy asked you for a relationship and you said NO that is the more reason you should not give him chance of being close or being with him alone in a room!!!*
*2= You went to visit such guy at home and you wore a gown like a guy whom ask you for a relationship would not touch you when he had the chance of being alone with you in a room?*
*3= The said guy roll up weed and light it right in front of you and you sat there comfortably!!*
*4= You claimed you fight him but you got no bruises on you or your undies gettting torn nor your cloth*
*5= You talked to the same guy the next day after the incident*
*6= You concluded to act like nothing happen !!!*
If you are to be me what would you decide after processing all this Asin put your self in my shoe or If your Senior Brother came for advice from you stating all this what would you advice
Right now am devastated not knowing what to do cause this is the same girl am planning on marrying next year or so and I love her more than I can actually comprehend.. Right now she is avoiding me etc But what I wanted to do right now is filling a case at the police station as breaking up has not cross my heart yet but to punish the dude for what he did..
when you and your girl friend are ready to tell us the truth ,we will comment
BY THE TIME THIS MAN JOIN UGM NOW,THE GOVERNMENT WOULD SPEND OVER 5 MILLION TO TRACK HIM DOWN. WHAT A SHAMEFUL COUNTRY. YOU WONDER WHY SOME OF THEM DEY JOIN KIDNAPPING TEAM
Amb1045: During the Nigeria-Biafra civil war, many Igbo people fled other parts of the country for the East because they were being killed and massacred wantonly and the government was doing nothing about it.
Many abandoned their homes, properties and businesses for safety. Of them, was a young Igbo architect who had a young Yoruba banker as a neighbour in Apapa, Lagos. He also abandoned his home and with his family fled for the East.
However, the young Yoruba banker, while the war lasted, rented out his neighbour's house and kept every kobo for him while he was in the East. After the war, the Igbo architect returned to Lagos and the Yoruba banker handed over the entire proceeds of the rent and also the house to the Igbo architect.
Some few years later, the Igbo architect became the Vice President of Nigeria and the Yoruba banker established a commercial bank, the first by a private citizen in the country's history.
However, he could not get a license to begin banking operations. Many people were against him because it was unheard of at the time.
At this time, the banker remembered his neighbour who was now the Vice President and tracked him to the Christ Church Cathedral, Marina, Lagos on a particular Sunday. He had tried to get appointment to see him in his office but without success.
He and his wife then decided to go lay ambush for him in Church but the security men did not allow them. They then decided to sit by the pew close to the aisle to beat the security in the hope that the Vice President would see them while he walked to the front row. Yet, he still didn't see them.
After the church program they positioned that he will see them on his way out. However, the people following him out and security blocked his view. That was when the banker's wife decided to take a risk and like the woman with the issue of blood, she pulled the Vice President's cloth to get his attention who then turned and saw his old friend.
The young banker then narrated his plight and told the Vice President how he had tried to see him and what he needed to see him for. He told him about his application for a bank licence.
“Don’t worry yourself. Just come tomorrow at the Federal Executive Council meeting which I would preside because President Shehu Shagari would not be there,'' the Vice President assured him.
By 3.00pm the next day, the Finance Minister called the banker on phone that his licence was ready. The rest they say is history.
That young banker was Otunba Michael Olasubomi Balogun while the architect in this narrative was one of Africa’s Elder statesmen and former Vice President of the Republic of Nigeria, late Dr. Alex Ekwueme. The bank is what is now First City Monument Bank.
- One good turn truly deserves another.
- It is good to love our neighbours as ourselves, and importantly - Honesty pays.
TRIBAL WAR IS THE MAJOR PROBLEM IN THIS COUNTRY. IF ONLY WE CAN BE UNITED WE WOULD ACHIEVE A GREAT THING. WHEN A NIGERIAN IS DOING WELL,I PREFER THE WORD LIKE PROUDLY NIGERIAN . NOT OMO ODUA TOOTO OR IGBO AMAKA. PLEASE LET MAKE THIS COUNTRY WORK AGAIN
Lastpharoah33: Good day landers, I would like to hear your opinion on this matter bothering me for days now.
I am faced with choosing between working in one of the breweries here in onitsha as a casual for 35k monthly and traveling to abuja be with an uncle who is into metal fabrication ( welding, painting and general sales of his product).
Thing is, if I am to stay here in onitsha...I have planned to save up 100-150k before next year to start a business my mom is currently into and she's doing pretty well in it .
While if I am to stay with this uncle in abuja, he agreed on teaching me basics of his profession like paint spraying with machine, and he also promised to set me up with trade in the welding industry as time goes on, but I will be placed on monthly salary after I must have learnt the painting process and stuff, ( mind you, his proposed salary is between 20-30k monthly).
My brothers and sisters, is welding something that can guarantee a good future in this present state of the country? Does it worth my time as a guy in his late 20's? Should I just continue with my 7-5 job ?
I have until 5th of april to decide. Thanks for your time.
IF YOU WANT TO LEARN WELDING,LEARN DIFFERENT TYPES OF WELDING. WELDING OF BIG STRUCTURES LIKE WATER AND OIL STORAGE TANKS . UNDERGROUND TANKS AND LEARN SOME FUNDAMENTAL OF CORROSION. IF YOU CAN CAN GO TO THE FEDERAL UNIVERSITY EFURUN IN DELTA. TRY TO ENROL THERE AND YOU WILL NEVER REGRET IT
Wealthoptulent: Nigerian raving singer, Habeeb Okikiola a.k.a Portable, believes he is under a spiritual attack following the recent unfortunate happenings around him.
The singer emphasized this belief after he crashed his Range Rover into a building.
Sharing a video of the incident, the singer said he was perplexed on how that could happen to a high-level vehicle with brakes.
‘Zazoo Zeh’ crooner claimed that it was the handiwork of “enemies” who he said “touched the SUV with spiritual hands”.
Portable said his SUV crashed into a fence and iron railings after the vehicle veered off the road due to brake failure.
He thanked God for saving his life while adding that there was no major damage. As at time of compiling this news,okiki olalomi is fine and going about his other activities, moving on from the ill-fated drive.
funkmrflexx: I ended the relationship with My ex due to her bad characters. And then I later got married. While we were dating I wanted to get my ex a place for her to stay due to d fact Dat she doesn't have anywhere to go when she graduates. Both of her parents are divorced and remarried with kids. She can't go back to her father's house because he harrases her sexually and his wife his not welcoming. She can't go to her mother's house cus her stepfather won't agree. During d time we were dating she was staying with me for this reason but as soon as she got into school her character changed so I ended it all. Now think of her predicament I'm thinking of getting her d house I promised so as for her not to go back to her dad's house. I have the money to do it that's not a problem.
I'm still having second thoughts though. Abi Make I just use my money package myself
presidency: Following the Terrorist Attack on the Abuja-Kaduna Train, here is the Federal Government of Nigeria response to the attack.
1)GET a tracking device for Monitoring the train movement. Let it be digitalized and professionals should be employed for Monitoring. 2)40-Armed security personnel should be on board with the passenger for each trip. These people should be outsourced and have connectivity with the station tracking device .There should be constant communication between the personnel's and security agents. 3) NRC should engage in CRS in host communities where their facilities are installed, this can be done in collaboration with Ministry of Humanitarian and SEMA I have a lot of solutions to this problem but government is not serious.
Oyindamolah: I resigned from my job 8 months ago (July). I worked with this firm for one full year. It was a rollercoaster ride. I used to be very proactive and full of energy, going all out to achieve things no matter what was at stake.
When I took up this job last year, I was hoping to build a career and carve a niche for myself... But I was wrong. Before I resumed, a lot of people had resigned. Even on the day I resumed, I met just one staff on ground (he was trying to buy time before he eventually quits). So we were just two (2) in the office. It felt awkward because the environment wasn't challenging and competitive enough for me, but I had to do what was expected of me. Till the day I resigned, I was not found wanting in any aspect.. But I guess that was where everything went wrong. I was taken advantage of, used and manipulated. My boss was a chronic micromanager and very insecure.
Despite all these, I tried to allay his fears and made sure I did my best to assure him nothing would ever go wrong. He abuses us verbally with words I'm so ashamed to type here. When the other guy eventually resigned, I was left all alone with him. I took up his responsibilities coupled with mine. I was overworking myself every single day of the week. I became a shadow of myself and always felt sick whenever I get up from bed every morning. I was doing this for 4months till we were able to get a replacement for the guy. And believe you me, we were recruiting every month afterwards till I left because they were always resigning or should I say disappearing after the end of every month. So we practically had a new staff who would work for a month and disappear. And the reason was not far fetched, My Boss. He believes all job seekers are hungry and would take anything just for the cash (stipends). You can imagine a graduate bring sent on so many ridiculous domestic errands.
Though I'm not oblivious of the fact that it's not easy to set up a business here in Nigeria or even to pay salaries. I know what it takes, but that doesn't mean you should now use people like slaves.
As a service provider, you should know how to handle your clients, but this man would talk to them anyhow, insult them and then expect me to fix the mess or else I won't get paid. And because I was ready to do anything just for the progress of the company, he believed I had no choice. But I'm the kind of person that hates being idle. Hence, the reason for not seeing it as a big deal. Then came a time, I was at my wits end, couldn't go on anymore. I lost all motivation and up till now.
One of the most painful thing I heard after I left was when someone from the office called to tell me what happened that day. Sometimes, I usually use my money to quickly do some little office stuffs if the man is not around. So there were lapses after I left, he now asked what was really going on. So the guy on ground told him what I usually did.. And his response , "if I knew I had money, why did I come to work then?" Imagine. I felt so disappointed!
This is the same man that would refund you if you tell him you spent your money for the company, then go ahead to deduct it from your salary at the end of the month after looking for excuses or an offence you didn't commit.
Now, most people here in Lagos go through same or worse ordeal every single day. Leave home early, get abused at work, get home late. Looking rough and tired all for a pay that won't last up to 2weeks. I pity the married folks more, they can't resign/quit because they've got bills to pay, responsibilities (wife and kids), some even have girlfriends, they're stuck. I also have responsibilities and bills though, but thank God I'm still single.
This is the time to go all out and take chances, take risks and it will definitely pay off in the end. I've been able to focus more since I resigned, sleep well, eat well, learning some digital skills to boost my CV and running a little business of mine. Though it's not been easy, but I know I'm on the right path.
BABA YOU ARE IN THAT OFFICE TO GAIN EXPERIENCE AND EXPOSURE. ONCE YOU GET THAT AND CONNECT WITH SOME OF YOUR OGA CUSTOMERS,START LOOKING FOR PEOPLE THAT WILL INVEST IN YOU AND PRAYERFUL FOR GOD'S DIRECTION. THIS IS 21ST CENTURY NOBODY DEY WORK FOR ANYBODY FOR LONG AGAIN
BABA OCCUPY YOUR POSITION AND LEAVE GOD OUT OF THIS. YOU WANTED SOUN AND YOU GOT IT,PERIOD. JUST BE CAREFUL WITH YORUBA TRADITION BECAUSE YOU CAN NEVER BEND THE RULE. YOU CAN ASK THE WIFE OF FORMER OSEMAWE OF ONDO LAND FOR MORE EXPLANATION,SHE ALSO A PASTOR IN REDEEMED TOO . GOODLUCK TO YOU
DO YOUR FINDINGS ,THOSE ITEMS MIGHT BE FOR AGRICULTURE PURPOSE .DRONE CAN BE USED FOR DIFFERENT PURPOSES.IF I HAVE 60 ACRES OF RICE PLANTATION AND I NEED TO APPLY FERTILIZER ,I COULD USE DRONE FOR THAT PURPOSE. LET GET THE SPECIFICATIONS OF THE DRONE, THE COUNTRY OF IMPORT. PURCHASE ORDER ISSUED FOR THE TRANSACTION. MODE OF PAYMENT. TELEX COPY OF THE TRANSACTION. IF THE CLIENT CAN GIVE YOU ALL THESE DOCUMENTS,THEN THE TRANSATION IS NOT ILLEGAL.
My wife says no sex until her mother leaves our house. FROM A MY COUSIN:
I'm happily married with two young kids ages 2 and 4. We stay in a 2-bedroom apartment and usually leave the connecting door ajar so that if the kids wake up during the night they may have access to our room to seek comfort, which is very frequent especially during these noisy thunder storms.
My problem started with the arrival of my mother-in-law, less than a week ago to spend 2 months. Of course, she sleeps with her grand kids in their room.
This doesn’t stop them from frequenting our room during the night, so the door is still left ajar. Much to my amazement, my wife has now told me that she will no longer allow us to copulate during the time her mother is with us. She said her mum scolded her and feels we are rude to engage in lovemaking knowing fully well that she is in the adjoining room.
My wife has always feared her mum so it is impossible for me to convince her that this is her house, not her mum’s. I don’t see myself going one week without sex, talk less of 2 months! Is it my fault that the bed creaks or that my wife has to make noise at her height of ecstasy?
I feel that my mother-in-law is being very intrusive and insensitive and I’m prepared to talk to her and ask her to leave if she insists on tormenting my wife, but I know that my wife won’t find it funny at all.
What should I do?
BABA, TELL MAMA TO GO RENT A HOTEL. YOU ARE A MAN HERE AND NO ONE SHOULD DICTATE HOW YOU RUN YOUR HOUSE. WELL ME I NO DEY DO ALL THESE EXTENDED FAMILY, NA VIDEO CALL WE DEY TAKE ARRANGE OURSELVES.
Christianity Etc › Re: Osinachi Nwachukwu’s Husband, Peter, Made Her Kids Hit Her — Reporter by ajayiopy: 1:20pm On Apr 12, 2022
