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anonimi:
If you are not a thoroughly despicable being you would have provided the LASG story on it.



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I should provide link for you, anonimi?

I'd have done that for someone else but never for you because you know how to get such information since you have given us here the impression that you know so much about Lagos state (over 80% of your posts are on any Lagos-related threads)

anonimi:
If the Thiefnuibu slaves of Lagos catch you ehn.
They have been salivating over virtual meeting of their state execuThieves meanwhile nothing for learning to continue for the school children.
Misplaced priorities of supposedly smart Lagosians






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Why do you just keep lying brazenly on this forum anonimi... that LASG hasn't set up anything for students too like Anambra has done? Smh. You're such a despicable being.

TheStarsAlign:
My pops called me he got this text me I thought its Yahoo quys at work, told him to delete it fast. That's how someone in my Church responded to text like that sometime ago and 1m disappear from her account. The government didn't do well. Anyways, thank God for taking care of his people.

Your popsy go swear for you oo

delpee:
Many did cos they had the time unlike those in full time employment.
They have to start with any available database. LASRRA came in handy. Those who like me pussy footed over it then shouldn't complain. (I tried to register once though.) This will probably create opportunities for more research and better strategies next time.

BRF explained then that it's to provide a database that will make planning easier for the State Govt. Let's all (Lagos residents) key into it after the lockdown. It may provide a glimpse into unemployment statistics etc for better planning and results.

Sincerely, this episode has shown us why we need to get registered with LASRRA. My aunt of above 60 refused to register when she had the chance then, she's now regretting it because her agemates who registered have gotten theirs without any hassle.

The good thing about this pandemic is that the state governments are using this opportunity to acquire medical equipment `for their respective states.

Hopefully, the wealthy Deltans heed the Governor's call

jaxxy:
Ok that’s very fine bt age 60 aren’t the only vulnerable ones however. There are families of younger parents below who are not capable and can’t take care of their kids as well. This is why I said a survey or better strategy cud be adopted.

It's not as if their plans are all foolproof. They've covered only 6 LGAs as of today and they're also welcoming suggestions from Lagosians. If you know the relevant twitter handles, you can make suggestions to them and they may respond/ acknowledge it.

Truth here is this, not everyone we expect will get it whether old or young or incapable will get it.

Already news have it that some party chairmen in some localities are taking these packages for their party members only. So there'll always be some irregularities, it can't be perfect but we can only hope it at least serves the greater number/good.

jaxxy:
I have nothing against the government that’s why I can talk. Which old people above 60 have they made prior contact with and how do they come about the Age range as the most vulnerable?

People who can’t handle criticism are bound to make many mistakes and repeated ones also.

The government have their facts. The essence of LASRRA is to help them in planning in cases like this, and they've been on this for some days now because it's a multi sectorial initiative started by the lagos state ministry of agriculture. This method is one of the ways the government is using to reach out to the aged. They know these ones can't move out so they sent them messages to confirm if they are still living where they claimed they were during registration and once it's confirmed, they go to their homes to deliver it to them instead of making them come out.

Please sir, doesn't this make any sense to you?

sexiestharam:
You guess. You don't know. Abeg leave me.

It's being taken to their homes ma.

Femich18:
How did you know they are gonna queue to get the package?
You guys just sit in a corner and say anything. You should have find out how the distribution gonna be before you say something about it

They go to their homes to deliver it

jaxxy:
Did the elderly above 60 tell them they are hungry or not cared for or vulnerable?

They keep doing all these stupid things. [b]Without proper research or strategy. [/b]Nonesense as usual

How do you come up with such claim that they did no research?

Abi you just want to criticise the government because it makes you feel better?

uglodoh:
At the end of the day, the foods go to aged party members. Is there any database for aged parents in Lagos?

Yes there is.

anonimi:
Why do you think I am not a Lagosian
Because I factually criticise your JagaBandit consistently?
Get a grip on yourself bro.



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Will you shut up anonimi. You're very notorious around here for posting trash on any Lagos related threads. You're just as annoying as musiwa. You never see anything good with any policy they come up with. I wonder how much joy or orgasm you get from all these tinubu's pictures you always use to spam any Lagos related thread.

okomile:
My mother is 86 and lives in Shogunle
If it gets to her, I will create a thread for it


Just find it difficult to believe politicians

Is she registered with LASRRA?

senatordave1:
Lagos no follow

Well for now... Let's wait again till night.

anonimi:
What database is the state relying upon



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Have you heard of LASRRA?

When asked if Gover­nor Sanwo-Olu has also submitted himself for testing, Omotosho said he is unsure but added that other members of the Lagos State cabinet have done the test.

“I don’t know if the governor has done the test. But I suspect so be­cause every member of the cabinet has done it. I didn’t ask him if he has done it or not,” the com­missioner said.

“There is no cause for alarm. Don’t also forget that the first lady, Ibijoke Sanwo-Olu, is a first class medical practitioner. So, the first family in Lagos will not take lightly any medical issue at all espe­cially a global pandemic like coronavirus”, he said.

helinues:
Someone said he checked the number on Truecaller and it shows scammer.

Rogue Govt agency might be behind that cos they have the right name.and address

But this has been proven not to be true. The Governor's SSA on new media has also confirmed the SMS to be legit from the government
https://twitter.com/Mr_JAGss/ You can check his timeline

Nickshrapnel:
I’m yet to reply them

The earlier you do, the better

PRESS RELEASE

Lagos State Government has confirmed that the SMS messages forwarded to residents of the State who are sixty years old and above was part of the measures put in place to reach the aged and vulnerable residents for whom the stimulus food package unveiled by the State Government on Friday 27th March, 2020 is meant for.

The stimulus, which comes in packs of raw food items, to be distributed to every local government in the State is aimed at cushioning the effects of the fourteen days lockdown directive by the State and Federal Governments.

The State Commissioner for Agriculture, Prince Gbolahan Lawal, who made the clarification in Lagos today explained that an SMS from the Lagos State Residents Registration Agency (LASRRA) has been sent out to the aged asking them to reply with a “YES”, “FOOD YES” or “SWITCH YES” if their registered home address with the Agency is still valid.

Lawal noted that the Ministry of Agriculture was collaborating with the Lagos State Residents Registration Agency (LASRRA) in order to be able to reach the targeted audience as well as ensure fairness and evenness in the distribution of the stimulus packages, just as he stressed the importance of each Lagos resident registering with the Agency in order to assess social benefits like this in the future.

The Commissioner therefore urged those concerned to quickly respond to the SMS stressing that they have till midday 12:00pm of Tuesday, March 31st 2020 as that is cut off period.

He reiterated that as soon as all responses are collated, beneficiaries will start receiving their stimulus emergency food package from the State Government.

https://twitter.com/lagosagric1/status/1244657249420804096

The Lagos state governor's SSA on new media has confirmed it's authenticity

https://twitter.com/Mr_JAGss/status/1244713171623055367

Also Lagos state ministry of agriculture

https://twitter.com/lagosagric1/status/1244657249420804096

PRESS RELEASE

LAGOS CONFIRMS AUTHENTICITY OF SMS ON STIMULUS PACKAGES

Lagos State Government has confirmed that the SMS messages forwarded to residents of the State who are sixty years old and above was part of the measures put in place to reach the aged and vulnerable residents for whom the stimulus food package unveiled by the State Government on Friday 27th March, 2020 is meant for.

The stimulus, which comes in packs of raw food items, to be distributed to every local government in the State is aimed at cushioning the effects of the fourteen days lockdown directive by the State and Federal Governments.

The State Commissioner for Agriculture, Prince Gbolahan Lawal, who made the clarification in Lagos today explained that an SMS from the Lagos State Residents Registration Agency (LASRRA) has been sent out to the aged asking them to reply with a “YES”, “FOOD YES” or “SWITCH YES” if their registered home address with the Agency is still valid.

Lawal noted that the Ministry of Agriculture was collaborating with the Lagos State Residents Registration Agency (LASRRA) in order to be able to reach the targeted audience as well as ensure fairness and evenness in the distribution of the stimulus packages, just as he stressed the importance of each Lagos resident registering with the Agency in order to assess social benefits like this in the future.

The Commissioner therefore urged those concerned to quickly respond to the SMS stressing that they have till midday 12:00pm of Tuesday, March 31st 2020 as that is cut off period.

He reiterated that as soon as all responses are collated, beneficiaries will start receiving their stimulus emergency food package from the State Government.

It is not a scam, the message is from Lagos state.

States without a coronavirus case will be counting their losses

They'll be looking at all the donations coming into Lagos with one kain eye

Though Lagos is at the epicenter of this virus, they have so much to gain at the end of it

My dear Lagosians, greetings.

1) It has become necessary for me to address you, once again, on the serious challenge of Coronavirus, the lethal disease the world has been battling, following some developments.

2) First, I would like to salute you for your endurance, following some measures we had announced in our desperate bid to fight and defeat this pandemic, which has changed the way we used to see our world. No aspect of human life – education, entertainment, sports, aviation and others – has been spared by this lethal disease, yet we are determined to halt it in its perilous path by joining forces with the Federal Ministry of Health, the Nigeria Centre for Disease Control (NCDC), the World Health Organisation (WHO), UNICEF and many others.

3) President Muhammadu Buhari has just made some pronouncements on the nation’s battle-plan against Coronavirus. He has announced that as from 11pm on Monday 30th of March 2020, movement will be restricted in Lagos State for 14 days. Only people rendering essential services, such as health workers, manufacturers and distributors of health equipment and drugs, food and water companies are expected to go out.

4) Also allowed to move are workers in telecommunications, petroleum distribution and retailing as well as power companies and the media, among others whose jobs cannot be handled at home. I have no doubt in my mind that you will understand that this restriction, tough as it may seem, is a necessary step we must take in our battle against this virus. It is, my dear Lagosians, a matter of life and death. Our choice is clear – life. This means victory over this pandemic, against which there is yet no vaccine. This is why we must co-operate with the authorities as long as this restriction lasts.

5) The restriction, needless to say, will enhance our chances of defeating Coronavirus for the following reasons:

• Our medical workers will have room to move faster to cases that they need to handle;

• The disease will be contained faster as those infected will be easily identified and isolated as the treatment for the disease demands; and

• Social distancing will be enhanced and more people will be prevented from contracting the disease.

6) I would like to address the fears of those who have expressed some security concerns about your places of work and shops during this restriction. I have directed the police and other security agents to ensure that there are no security breaches. They will ensure that criminals do not take advantage of this important measure.

7) The private sector, our market leaders and traders are advised to use the window of opportunity that we have before 11pm to move out inflammable materials, such as petrol, kerosene and others, from their offices and shops, which they are free to open before the restriction begins. They are also advised to switch off all electrical and electronic appliances. These measures are to stave off fire incidents during the 14-day restriction.

Members of the public are advised to also use this window to make last-minute shopping in readiness for the restriction.

9) You must have noticed our efforts to disinfect our public places, including parks and highways. The exercise will continue and extend to our rural and riverine areas.

10) As I had earlier promised that the poor and vulnerable among us will not be left to their own devices, we have since started our welfare package for this class of people, those who live on daily earnings and the jobless. The hitches noticed in the distribution of the food package are being addressed so as to make the exercise healthier and more dignifying.

11) Again, let me assure you that there is no need to panic, even as the number of those infected is rising and our fear of community spreading is being confirmed by the cases that are being handled now. This is the time to be more focused on our responsibility in this battle. Let us continue to obey the simple rules prescribed by the experts. These include social distancing, even as we remain indoors, washing of our hands with soap and water as many times as possible, covering our mouths when we sneeze or cough and avoiding any gathering for whatever reason.

12) I salute all our health workers who have been on the frontlines of this battle against an unseen enemy. They have been working round the clock to ensure that we come out of this with our heads unbowed. These men and women are worthy compatriots; we recognise their labour of love.

13) I salute also the comradeship of some members of the private sector, who have joined us in this battle. They have done well.

14) There will be no let-up in our determination to ride out this storm. With your co-operation and the grace of The Almighty, we will surely win this war.

15) Thank you.

https://lagosstate.gov.ng/blog/2020/03/30/update-on-the-coronavirus-covid19-by-the-incident-commander-governor-babajide-sanwo-olu/

The LASG will recoup that through the various donations they've been receiving from individuals and corporate organisation.

Again, they'll also take advantage of all the medical equipment that has been distributed to them to equip their general hospitals when this scourge is over.

The state's first confirmed positive case of covid-19 started from the top (Governor). Interesting times ahead.

Hotfreez:
My prayers to those in Abia state. I really feel for those people.

You don't have to feel for them. Their state is already mentioned in the Bible.

Because the government says not more than 20 people, some are now making space for 19. Crude sense from Nigerians

One has just got to love Sanwo-olu and the entire Lagos team proactiveness on this issue. They've done so remarkably well. Same can't really be said of our Presidency doe

Abeg close UNN too jare

maklelemakukula:
Covid19 is spreading quietly in Lagos, a Nigerian from the UK came back few weeks back and later tested positive for covid19- this hasn't been made public for whatever reasons, and this same man did a small get together/celebration for people in his area, now these people have symptoms of covid19, one of them called the covid19 response team and they asked her for her address which she declined saying she would be going to the hospital for tests. What sort of madness is that ? I'm legit scared right now cos I don't know how this country can handle this

Please you can also go ahead and contact LSMOH with this issue let them follow it up. Those who know their address should inform the response team if the woman declined. It's for their own safety too.

dayoyemi:
U see the reason they all crucified The Great Ambode. Since the inception of this administration, no more "men at work" on our roads. May God save us

Why are you telling so much life as if you've not seen LSPWC working?

pajosh:
Lol !! But bro he said in terms of C and C++


Enyimba might be a strong team in Nigeria but not when they meet Barcelona

There are better terms he could have used instead of weak.

Pajosh, would you use C or C++ for web development?

No Enyimba bashing here too