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firstking01:
Portharcourt...woji precisely...

valkaka:
This is just a photo fun post.. Let us know your choice and other thoughts..

wwhitewitch:
I did many terrible things but one thing i will never forget is turning on the siren to disturb the peaceof the school early in the morning at about 1 2am,much to the chagrin of my housemaster. He always turned it off. The sweetest part is i was never caught. There was this day I poured pee on a senior's (wicked senior) bed. He was labeled a bedwetter till he graduated.

Please share your naughty experiences. Don't forget to ask God for forgiveness too and remember that before you scold that your naughty niece, cousin or nephew remember the things you
did when you were older than them.

"lest i forget there was a time when one of my english female teacher had a busty body and a big bum so i purposely refuse to do her assignment so that she will then tell me to kneel down in the staff room close to her desk while i purposely steers at her laps,ass and big boobs.

nevi12:
Dere r guys dat lyk running dere mouth anyhow always talkin lyk dey can kill a lion or smtin buh wen d actual situation comes up u c d real chicken dey are ive got alot of experiences on dat so i Can give u alot of instances

Setaje:
But they are not wrong. Yoruba boys are very promiscuous. They behave like white men. When they love you, they love you, when the feeling is gone, it's gone forever.......

I think many of them are emotionally unstable. I also think the culture allows for promiscuity. For instance, in the yoruba culture, there is no bastard. If u are a side Chik, and u get pregnant and the guy is denying it, just go to his parents house and they will accept the child. The next thing, u will see your inlaws unexpectedly at home. As a woman, once u see your yoruba inlaws come unexpectedly just no your husband has done away match. There is absolutely nothing you can do. They will first praise you and beg you to accept. The moment you show your discomfort, they will change it for you. If you no what I mean.


I see it happen all to often. This is what scares me about yoruba men. They also seem to love and provide for their side chiks than their wives and children at home. Igbo men don't do that. They love and cherish their wives and children more than anything. The only thing that can make an igbo man change is if he doesn't have male children. Yorubas seem a bit generous in that aspect.

I no people will insult me but this is the bitter truth. I also know people would say don't generalise. But it is not a joke when everybody keeps saying the same thing about yoruba men. Change your ways

Daughterzion:
Mine is Blessing. Whats yours? Who knows you may find a namesake here

HARDBUOI:
before i proceed... i cant take it away from them that most yoruba gals have got nice shape with a booty that can make your heart beat skip.
maybe its the work of amala .

hmm! hmm..(clears throat) now having said that but i have noticed few things that are not cooL about yoruba gals which made me change my mind on dating a yoruba gal.
i have stayed in lagos for quite some time now and i a haven't dated a yoruba gal, hey!!... dont get it twisted i dont hate them but some characters they display are too bad for gals to exhibit....like


1} THEY ARE ABUSIVE: i hav noticed that this is common among yoruba people especially their women when u have a little misunderstanding with them, then they will blow it out of proportion and start raining abusive curses on u and ur parents, infact they will abuse ur grandfather and great-grand mother with the most vulgar and obscene words..... THIS IS NOT COOL.

2} THEY ARE NOT ADAPTIVE:... one of my distant uncle married a yoruba woman, but she prefers isolating herself wearing a sad face especially when we are speak our native language bcoz she believes that we are discussing her.. but rather than trying to learn the language she preface staying alone and keep assuming. the mother inlaw hav tried explaining things to her but to no avail..THIS IS NOT COOL

PARTIAL IN RESPECT: yes they say yoruba people are respectful but i also noticed that their respectful nature is only based on ur tribe and region,
i mean if u are a yoruba person only then will u get the maximum respect,but if u are not one of them the respect will deviate from 100% to 60%. and unfortunately if u are igbo , sorry bro u are only getting 20% ...THIS IS NOT COOL

NOT FLEXIBLE: mind u i dont mean on exercise or in bed .... but in culture, if u marry a yoruba gal into another tribe they find it difficult to follow ur culture and way of life.. they will always prove a little stubborn when it come to cultural things because they always assume that u want to subdue them with ur own culture, but not realizing that when u marry ur hUbby u are also married to their culture...THIS IS NOT COOL.

MOST THEM ARE DIABOLIC:.... i learnt that juju is part of yoruba culture no-matter how religious they are, they still keep something behind to fight ...and this is my biggest fear of of dating a yoruba gal, because if the relationship ends abruptly bro u better go and beg her else u are in trouble even though its not all of them..,, BUT THIS AINT COOL.

THEY CHEAT: friends told me that yoruba gals like receiving that thing a lot .. so if u are a man dating a yoruba gal u better know how to give the her MR JON always or learn it in a hard way... esle consider urself MR SHEARER and ur babe THE NATIONAL CAKE!

MOST OF THEM ARE DIRTY.. i always hear that most yoruba gals are dirty nomatter how classy they may look... unfurtunately its true.
mehn.. i wen to computer village 2weeks ago to buy my phone charger and i enter one shop and saw this biutiful, black, plump and sexy
yoruba gal helping her brother to sell stuffz, mehn i was looking at this gal until i forgot wat i came for and started pricing new phone rather than the charger.. and the gal also noticed and started giving me green light but wen she turned around to talk to another and my eyes went straight into her ears only to behold lump of wax. :-Xand i couldnt bliv how a gal like that couldnt take proper care of herself...

PLS MY YORUBA GALS I LOVE U BUT take note,...these may be the reasons why you are driving that guy away.

I KNO THEY WONT LIKE THIS...SO LET THE BASHING BEGIN

pinceprinz:
This thread is meant for the girls, I mean, A guy that gets turned on by just listening to Music is something else, Maybe a sex starved cuckold or something?

Estharfabian:
Dance like we're making Love--Ciara

Koredo Bello---Godwin

Abigail09:
ok. my email add - abydothes@yahoo.com thanks.

gamaliel121:
Damn!!!!

Seeing how ugly this bitchhh is...one would think she can never snatch a man from another woman...buh it happens...no mata how dirty some house maids are...men still kpansh dem...


bleeped world mehn!!!!!

Jolllyjoy:
Hmmmmm


i detest house helps with curves.


but this one,she is not even beautiful nor sexy,that leaves me with two conclusions.



It either she used vadoo


or the madam is a very lousy and dumb housewife.




a thing like this cannot snatch my man.

naughtynaughty:
abeg I dnt undastnd wt ure sayin again o

naughtynaughty:
lol, must u add naughty?

naughtynaughty:
One mother totally went berserk after
discovering her daughter asleep in bed
with a boy.


She hit the roof after realising the boy
and her daughter had fallen asleep after
sex.


Salas Woods is now in some
seriously hot water, after she woke the
duo up and started not only screaming
abuse at the boy, but also punching him
in the face.


During the attack from the 35-year-old
mother, the boy, 16, actually wet
himself.
He claims that was because she
straddled him and punched him
repeatedly in the bladder.
He ran from the house and was chased
by the woman, who drove to his house
and destroyed his car with a baseball
bat.


Now this is a gangster momma...
She must have Nigerian ancestors
Bt on a crios note who wuldnt?? Aw do worst oo

Monalisa185:
seems as tho you are pained....what really happened?

ify2016:
I was shocked by my niece question who turned 21 yesterday. As we we were celebrating her birthday, she was told to ask any question that bothers her most about relationship to her friends. To my greatest surprise, she raised a storming question that no man and woman was able to give convincing answer.
She asked and I quote;
"Is it a crime for men to wear women their pants and bra back after sex?"

Let's have a sober reflection on this question and a reasonable answer as to why men find it so easy to remove but forget to wear it back.
I think it boils down to a lot of factors.
if u were raised in an environment where women are not valued
, u will find it disconcerting. it is a good thing to do. and I guess that lady will be willing to give u willingly, the next time u ask for it. women are more interested in after sex values , than the sex itself.
and I guess its romantic.

Yeske2:
Not my biz, if by this time next year GEJ and his crew are not in prison, Buhari must be impeached.
I never voted Buhari for roads and stuff because clueless GEJ and crew had plundered the economy and with the low oil price, hope dey low.
I voted Buhari for GEJ to be jailed for life, we'd supply him his normal brand of gin in there.
Buhari, behave fast, you dey fall my hand, put that clueless GEJ behind bars already.
Sick and tired of these una stories.

adeh39:
He's thinking.......

"God, I am signing all my properties and my life into this woman's hand " Chaii! after labouring for 15 years"



#TEAM SCENT

onyee25:
I so cherish my peace loving spirit,,,my ability to avoid any form of violence at all cost.I also cherish my God given high I.Q
As for physical i love my cute eyes and my straight legs

hioman:
I'm especially interested in getting the male point of view, but I'd welcome the female opinions, too. How much does a woman's age factor into whether men find her attractive? Probably few heterosexual males don't appreciate an eyeful of a good-looking 20-year-old woman, but at what approximate age, if any, do women stop being ogle worthy?

If it matters, here's my situation: I'm 53 and divorced 2 years after 12 years of marriage to a man with major mental health issues. I stay active--working out, healthy eating, etc.--and am in good shape with a good BMI. I don't know if I'm attractive or not, but I'm not ugly. I take care of my appearance. That should do it, I think.

Are men in general actually attracted to women my age? I ask because the few single men my age I've met/dated have really been looking for women who are substantially younger (say, ten years or more). I get how young = attractive. It just seems like women my age are pretty much ignored by most men unless they're married to them (and sometimes even then they still go out looking for 'fresh fish'). I know there's a lot that goes into the mix--personality, zest for living, confidence, etc., and maybe I'm warped by my few experiences. But given a choice and all else being equal, wouldn't most men over, say, 40, prefer dating women who are substantially younger?

Just trying to put things in perspective.

Thanks!

Jolllyjoy:
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All men love women,some just love women excessively,that how it designed to be.


A man will still dumb your sorry ass even if you treat him like a God.,men love to be challenged but know were to draw the line.


Not all men love decent women


almost all men have the tendency to cheat,it all about self control.

Akposkool:
So how old were they before they started dating. Look op if you continue this lie enter december na egg you go chop for xmas. After eating like 15 eggs your yansh no go let you lie again

queennexter:
So touching!!!

But I seriously wonder how one can be so foolish,its a thing you could have him reported or threatened

Gone are the days when love is blind...

otijah:
The lady is married to another man, may be revenging the deeds of the girls biological father on her

Estharfabian:
Uh....NL guys Are mostly Robots...

Humans don't date Robots...

Olochedavido:
End time wife. #CrossRiverian

Olochedavido:
End time wife. #CrossRiverian

PassingShot:
Truly Fayose comes across not as a pure-bred Yoruba man. His paternity needs to be checked because he doesn't speak like an Omoluabi. The Yoruba Omoluabis don't behave like motor park touts with no traceable lineage as Fayose is fond of doing. A typical Yoruba Omoluabi is very respectful towards the older ones; doesn't use gutter and uncouth words; doesn't engage is useless chest beating as the tribe we all know; and above all behaves with decorum at all times.

Fayose is a complete disgrace to all civilized Yoruba men and women and most especially to the Ekitis. He has shown over and over again that no matter how you clean a pig, it will find its way back to the gutter. Fayose was once a motor park tout and being a governor has not refined him. A truly bas.tard Yoruba he is.

charix:
10. Security guard: Not only do you get paid meager wages but you also get beaten up and arrested by your employers if things either go missing or the place was robbed under your watch.

ThisMeansWars:
god will protect real pastor from such awful death according to Bible

bettercreature:
Another fake prediction,if she is truely AWOLOWO'S WIFE,i dont think she can make Heaven ,She did not confess all the crime commited by her husband before she died.Most people believe Awolowo is a saint but he committed so many crimes underground