There is no greener snake on the surface of this planet than those bloody chaleys. Nonsense people !! i'd rather kill a chaley first before a poisonous reptile. bloody masa!

where command secondary school dey . . . rubbish list!!

**osisi:

Not every woman is in your mother's category.

ehen !! i was wondering when this sh*t is goin to get personl . . . nairaland and insults

dellynash:

Naijacutee this is the whole story im not hiding anything from you, This man use to be so nice when we were dating, honestly i use to like handsome men he is not handsome but his nice, caring and loving attitude attracted me to him, when we got married he started changing he will hardly even call me honey as he use to do, he will call my by my name carelessly without any respect, he hardly even say he is sorry when he wrongs me, his heart is just so stiff. I have just been trying to support him cos i believe marriage is for better, for worse, can u imagine we quarrel even on bed during love making cos he thinks only of his own satisfaction, when i say honey i would like but this style he will tell me ah don't disturb me im tired.  So i keep wondering if i can hold  onto the marriage   for life.

abi u don find anoda bros?

for better for worse . . .stick it out

guys i hope you can help.

my acer laptop does not boot up. it seems to be stuck in a loop, while loading windows xp it goes off and starts the whole process again. basically i do not have access to any programme. I know it has been infected with a virus but just wondering if there is any way this can be fixed if not can my files recovered?

thanks for anticipated responses

pentium_ix:

the bozo cannot even speak good English.FORMAL,CONCERNED common u piece of crap pick ur game up u're embarrassing even webmasters wannabes

is there a need for that

use the 'anchor tag' eg a link to nairaland will be "<a href =http://www.nairaland.com> nairaland </a>" the bold nairaland becomes the link.

hope that helps

the only mistake is see these men making is commiting the acts in Yankee. it would have been wiser to bring those sorry as*se nurses back to Naija and butcher deal with them.
Let me see which popo go come disturb me for my village. nonsense

@kiwi992

try and find out the state u come from

though i do not disagree with ur point

The lighting of the olympic flame was nothing but spectacular . . . but in my opinion it still comes short of Atlanta '96 when Ali lit the flames and captivated the whole world

superstan:

i also know fabregas and adebayor very well before they joined arsenal.

As in they were ur friends. . . 

I thougt churches insist on the test b4 marrying any couple

@ topic

caning is good. . but only when deserved. i would rather the cane than have students sit around in the class after school in the name of punishment what BS.

This is another attempt by these so called do gooders/social workers trying to permeate the african way of life by western ideologies. Nonsense!! abeg they used to call me 'unshakable' when receiving the cane 

@Pina

email address mmi ado akanimoh@gmail.com

ufan tim ba

@ Pinaroll

Ufan mmi adodie?

mme kom Abasi anamde yak nyin tang ikor mme nditor yin ke itie mi. Ami mba ke Scotland nnam utom. Mma ke kit utom governor yin anam ku Uyo last month, Da, Uyo ayaya tutu.

Nditor Akwa Ibom Isongo!!!!! Abasi kpeme a fit ndufo, Amen

anybody wey no go command secondary school no go school. simple

Hmmn Nairalanders make una resist from insulting my very intelligent and beautiful Akwa Ibom queen Her Royal Highness Ini Edo. She get barin and fine pass that Miluan or Mulan or whatever her name is. i don talk oooo . . make kata kata no buss

where this poster sef? all this free advice weh we de give am he suppose dey here dey say "es sir and es ma"
some people are so ungrateful

I believe the baby is going to be a boy, let me suggest a name

how about erm. . . CHINEDU (Gods will/wish)   

we go soon find oil for sokoto

2 cents,

u are doing a wonderful job for the great people of Akwa Ibom. I will be hoping to read ur book and learn more about my heritage.
btw i represent Onna LGA

cheers

hello everyone

can yo tell me if one can send MMS (picture messaging) from 9ja to the UK. If so which networks and what are the prices

thank you very much

Jesus Christ!! why do these ibos think they can lay claim to anything that has never and will never be theirs?
e bi like say we go raise another wall of jericho to stop ibos from trespassing

Malthuss:

come against Ma stillo, u hang from a tree like a 1960's negro

Damn!

Excuse me, flows just grow through me
Like trees to branches
Cliffs to avalanches
It's the praying mantis
Deep like the mind of Farrakhan
A motherfuckin rap phenomenon -  Notorious BIG ft Method Man (The What)

@ Gamine

the way u de smile for that ur pic e bi like say one Nairaland bobo don drop him very last kobo for u, but even then the pic dey tell me sat u still want more, nah wao  

12 january

Fellow Nairalanders,

I recently visited our beautiful country and decided to travel from Lagos to the beautiful city of Calabar. I went by Cross Country and i think it was an 11 or 12 seater, anyway and as its often the case people begin to gist and laugh and ofcourse others naturally join in. Well i happened to be sitting next to a pretty lady whom i got speaking to when our bus stopped momentarily for refreshments at Benin.

We spoke non stop till the bus entered Calabar late at night. needless to say the conversation has carried on and we are still in touch. It would be interesting to know how Nairaland members met their partners/ex partners

@chichi81

you seem to be adept at highlighting only negative findings about women from the Niger Delta especially CRS and AKS, this is evident from the other threads i have had the misfortune of coming across your name whilst passing by. Before making my comment it is important to stress that AIDS is real and must be taken seriously.

That said, I will like to know from under which demonic and God forsaken little stone you crawled out of and with a name like chichi you must have been begotten by the last remaining female inbred patrolling the streets of umuahia looking for human flesh to consume.

You have no concept of reasoning and thats why your ancestors went to war and ended up dead with their mouths open. You silly little remnant of the biafra dream turn nightmare. How dare you talk about my beautiful Calabar sisters who definately contracted the virus from your inbred brothers who regularly indulge in the act of sodomy.

Let me give you a piece of advice, you strike me as a confused individual, i believe you were fathered by not one man but at least three different men. My suggestion to you is that you go find that harlot that gave birth to you beside onicha street market and ask her where yours fathers are. One of them may hold the key to resolving your demented state of being.
Unamikot

@ snazzy

mbok sister  ku yat esit, mbigi tang ikor mme ye aba

@idummy

even Snazzy does prefers CRS and AKS to the igbos, need i say more?. i have promised Snazzy you are getting no more replies from me. goodbye IDUMMY