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Ode ni omo Funke yi sha! (Funke is dumb)
You married an opportuned agbero and you expect civility.
Isn't Kehinde the son of Alhaja Al-Moroof, the dreaded and brutal iyaloja of Oshodi. She has cheated so many market women at Oshodi. My sis. used to own a shop there.
Kehinde himself has been trying to win election in Oshodi/Isolo but nothing for am.
I wonder why he went for Funke when paraga sellers and local fabric sellers will scramble to marry him, those will understand his style better.

It's "It's" not "IS"....Don't start a sentence with "IS". I hope you won't claim that is abbreviation too. A lot of you guys make same mistake.
I think what these celebrities should do is to request for senate hearing where they can register their remonstrance.

Rolly83: ...Two of my cousins did this in 2007 that worked,my childhood pal also succeeded too in 2009 with a lady 5years older than him(The lady was the one who won the lottery)!So noting new about this...

If you can't keep your mouth shut, can't you keep your hand from typing too? why not give their names and addresses too to finish your 'aproko' job. Na wah for some of una o!

Mummy and Son, where is Daddy Yerima now?.
For Dame to have had Amaechi at 6 years old, Yerima must be the dad.
Prove me wrong.

Mtchew!!! Umaru Dikko is a saint judging by the high level open robbery going on now. As a matter of fact, within the PDP echelon, he should command respect for being the least corrupt. Dame Faka Patience Jonathan will spend all of what Dikko corruptly enriched himself with in just a day.
Awon oloriburuku eeyan ti olohun a to o mu!

Salam alaekum, i recommend you all watch the Seerah of prophet Muhammed series by Yasir Qadhi, masha Allah this is one of the best scholar i have ever listened to. You will get to know the prophet better.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOUp3ZZ9t3A

Why not? afterall Nigeria is one huge joke!!!
Didn't Ibori, an ex-convict become Governor.
Didn't Omisore, a murderer win senate seat from prison?
Aren't our politicians thugs in babariga, Agbada, hat e.t.c?
Who say Mustapha no fit contest?

Ogbeche77: Bash Ali should go & enjoy his retirement & quit embarrassing himself, now he's been accused of demanding bribe.. Just few months ago, we was dragged on the floor by the minister's dogs
Its this same Bash Ali that went to Libya 'Cap in hand' to meet the late Ghadaffi begging for money to host his bout, na God say he no go die for that uprising...
Oga u don try, call it a day

Comprehend the story first before commenting!!!
It is Ali that reportedly accused the Minister of demanding for bribe. The minister wanted him to recant but he wouldn't budge.

A case of 'omo eleran'(butcher) and 'omo alata'(pepper seller), should i be surprised?
What a huge disappointment did Funke turn out to be, should acting in yoruba movies make her razz?
No offense to the few professional ones amongst them.

Oh God, how much more can i thank you for giving me the opportunity to leave this jungle called Nigeria.

Why not use Whiz Khalifa or Lil' Wayne lyrics (try Wayne's Lollipop) as example....it's all nonsensical junks.
Ol'boy, music is rhythm, not the lyric. Go read book if you want sensible lines.

From the kind of comments i read here...i'll say less than or equal to 5 years old.

Rest in peace woman.
Pilgrims will begin to swell in Aso rock with sycophants.
Obituaries will flood print media.

What a breakthrough achievement!
Market women stuck to that 'kongo' measure for centuries.

misterh: Congrats to the Royal family. Now the baby's life will be scrutinised right from the colour of his diapers to his smile to the tone of his cry. Welcome to the world, boy!

What's your pick? your present life or the royal baby's?

Gani Fawehinmi
Ken Saro Wiwa
Tunde Idiagbon
Tunde Bakare
Babatunde Fashola

As usual, the dumb public bears the brunt. Public fund to fly the thug to receive treatment in a London hospital, no hospital in Nigeria that can treat kpako head wound. Public fund again to go visit him at the London hospital. I'll take a military rule instead of this aberration.

babyosisi: Almadulilaabdulahi!!
They should check well amongst the afterbirth,there must be a Koran accompanying the birth
Miracle goat

Seriously, a sane human being thinks this way?

Chei, i never imagined Nigerians are this undeveloped minded. The kind of followers portend the type of leaders.

Most bizzare country in the world. The sad thing is that we still don't realise these guys are polilooters that hide under religion to perpetrate their evil acts. Imagine Yerima insisting on Shariah, does the correct shariah encourage sycophancy? It is only bloody revolution that can fix these mess.

tsmack: I truly fear for this nation!

Despite the amount of time some people spend on the internet, they still spew their ignorance (with pride) all over the place. And these are supposed to be the leaders of tomorrow?

You should at least do yourself the justice of googling up Harvard before embarrassing your family and country on the social media.

In case you don’t know, Harvard is not about money. It is about ability!

You need to prove BEYOND REASONABLE DOUBT that you belong to the top strata of achievers - irrespective of your race and age - before you are accepted into the school. Besides, most people use STUDENT LOANS to fund their studies. It is almost automatic.

Harvard is NEVER about money!

Ngozi's children should be celebrated because gaining admission into such a school is an achievement on its own. Why do you think some Companies only employ graduates from Harvard?

Or have you ever heard of an Harvard graduate being “unwillingly” jobless? I don’t think it’s possible!

Invest in your life by spending time reading about value adding stuff. You don’t have to play the internet idiot; leave that to the others.

God bless Nigeria!

...And one of the undocumented factor is that someone in your lineage especially immediate parent must be an alumnus! F-A-C-T!

See them haters, pull me down syndrome. Congrats to Ogusbaba! if you rejoice with the fortunate, fortune is on your way, but if you abhor good things, progress will desert you. Ki i sepe!

Yes, i want that dumbo and his wife to continue to make Rivers state and infact the whole of Niger Delta restive, so there shall be no oil production, no allocation, no money to embezzle. Let every state fend for herself, including the federal Govt.

bilms: SARAKI ESCAPE BEING LYNCHED BY ANGRY YOUTHS

..... The event was billed to share largesse realized at the national assembly by the legal practitioner turned politician.

Bukola Saraki is a medical doctor, when did he become a legal practitioner?

Airforce1: See as she swell like bag of fufu at 38

No husband
No love child

Nothing but her 38yrs old

Shame!

So, that is all there is to life? African mentality.

[quote author=A-town]While i see your point of view, it is also noteworthy to mention that as humans, we are built to ask questions. I see nothing wrong in asking why some people should fast for 12hrs and others 7 hrs when we are all humans. The day we stop asking questions is when we stop being relevant. I am not a muslim but i like to learn. I am aware that even the 5 daily prayers used to be a lot more than that and was reduced (not sure of the exact reason). This kinda brought about the question. My thinking was that maybe there'd be some provisions for those living in extremeties where they have to fast for 17hrs or more. I am aware that there are some exceptions for people based on occupation. For example, you cannot be a roughneck working on rigs in Louisiana/Texas in the summer and fast. YOU WILL DIE. When i used to supervise rigs, we used to have mandatory hydration units that made sure everyone of them drank water at least once an hour during their tour.

This and many other reasons is why i ask my questions. I ask to be enlightened and not given the typical "This is what it is so you take it or leave it".[/quote]Well, in Islam, we do not not challenge the will of Allah, because he is all knowing. He wills that we fast from dusk to dawn irrespective of our location and we obey, it's part of our faith. When you believe in something, you don't question it. It's just like 2 + 2 = 4 that men invented from the the knowledge Allah bestowed, will you answer it as 5 and challenge your teacher for marking it wrong? Unfortunately, it is a case of "you take it or leave it" partner, as a muslim faithful i have to take it, and for you as a non-muslim, you have the liberty to leave it.
Those who are exempted from fasting are the weak, old, sick, journeying and children. The sick and the journeying persons still have to do the fast whenever they are relieved from their discomfort. So, the roughnecks or other labor intensive job does not qualify, it's either they schedule their vacation during ramadhan or look for another job. There is no excuse for any muslim that has attained puberty, sane and healthy for not fasting outside the earlier stated ones. As per the 5 daily prayers, only 5 was decreed for muslims. What you are referring to is the "Isral wal miraj", the ascension of the holy prophet(pbuh) to heaven, Allah originally prescribed 50 prayers, but on Muhammed's way back, he met Moses (in spirit on the 6th heaven) that advised him to plead for a lesser number because he knew his followers would be too lazy to do the prayers, these went back and forth until Allah allowed it reduced to only 5. This is the number that was commanded every muslims to do, it's not as if they'd started the 50 then reduced it. I hope i have been able to make some clarifications.

[quote author=A-town]Thank you for providing an answer. My only worry is that since everyone is equal, shouldn't it be somehow made equal for everybody. Why should some fast for 17-19 while some fast for 12-14 hrs due to geographical locations? I am not trying to create any arguement, i'm just trying to understand it because i'm certain that back in ancient times, geographical location was not put into consideration. What do you think?[/quote]Islam is complete submission to the guidance of Allah. Allah said fast from dusk to dawn, so be it, no question!

Billionaires: You think you are insulting our President, but I feel ashamed of you, mor0nic nonentity. guess what, you dont exist.

See wetin chop chop turn people to. Who hired you guys sef?, you are not smart at all. Argue the Prof's points instead of resorting to verbal attacks.
A smart sycophant will at least state Patience's degrees. Isn't it obvious that her illiteracy is the cause of her shameful actions?

Afam4eva: Will you keep quiet west. That someone went to school does not mean the person is smart. If you have proof thaat Patience did not go to school then provide it or shut it.

See wetin chop chop turn people to. Who hired you guys sef?, you are not smart at all. Argue the Prof's points instead of resorting to verbal attacks.
A smart sycophant will at least state Patience's degrees. Isn't it obvious that her illiteracy is the cause of her shameful actions?

You ethnic bigots, there you go. Sometimes, it's worth attempting to get justice. I'm sure GMB has made good his promise of suing the newspaper.

Before nko, if they dare to not re-elect him, Bros. 'J' go order 'NGF' treatment for them. That is Jonathan's SAPA, Special Adviser on Spiritual Affair!