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Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr

She Caught me smoking weed
Na so she go report to my elder sister o
I nor send. She even report to my daddy join
Na so my daddy begin dey vex
They talk any how say me na disgrace

For my mind i nor send una
all these one when all of una just dey vex and form holier than thou so You go surprise ehnnn when my daddy dey small na so he smoke weed anyhow

Because assuming say my daddy or mummy nor taste weed when them young how come he be say when i taste weed for the very first time the thing nor do me anything instead the weed make me hungry

And the law of weed says if you taste am the first time and the weed nor shake you but make you hungry then know say your biological father don first smoke am before

lol the weed still de worry u.

Used for regrets, I guess!

ogbuefi677:
I don't think so.
The present governor comes from his senatorial zone and is currently in his 2nd term.

Muslim governor in delta, is that possible?

Trust politicians at ur peril!

Olosho fucker! U see ur life? U better go do proper sheck on urself, I pity u.

U have little knowledge of this country. Only Peter Obi in all d names could make a better president.

SifonAbasi:
I have told him. I even told him I'd go report to my ex's mother. My husband said he isn't stupid for allowing my ex to visit that I shouldn't worry about my ex.

Actually ur husband is stupid, he is very stupid! No one does that, imagination of me seeing someone who once Bleep my wife sickening me.

Ladylite:
Didinrin people, naija is slowly becoming an atheist nation o.

So the same Jesus that says if your eye causes you to sin you should cut it off.... Yet no one is quoting such scripture, everyone is attacking the pastor...

So if your child is telling you that the school they attend is not helping them academically... Wouldn't you change your child's school?

What if you owned the school and students are getting distracted by a sexy teacher, wouldn't you change the teacher or fire her.


Abeg this generation has cobwebs in their brain.

He said they should cut the eyes off, not what they saw, y not cut off his peenis?

NwaAmaikpe:




The mumu boy crashed his car so he could trend like Kobe.

He should go buy a helicopter first.
Right now....all our sympathy goes to Bryant, none to spare to a mediocre.

him!m! Na person born u? U sure?

Coldie:
How to know a real govt that's trying to fight corruption they like people who sing against ills in the society.

During Pdp time African chinas was hated by the government

But PDP created the efcc!

Iam sure northern Uni could accept third class.

Terrible!

U did not carefully search the car, U are so in a hurry to ride a new car. u are so lucky NP did not use u pay kids school fees.

crestedaguiyi:
Paid

na u count d money share for them abi?

Mineisgrace:
Knowing he smokes. I never seen a responsible Nigerian man that smoked

depends ur definitions of responsible people. Obama smokes, shehu shagari, musa ya' adua used to smoke, would u say they are not responsible people?

Thegeneralqueen:
They should drag him to a 7story building and throw him down

No! 15th floor, he may survive sevenths floor.

[quote author= post=85770139]Awwwww,
What a cute animal.
Cute picture[/quote]u just learn the word cute today? Whats cute in this ugly thing?

Person grandmother?

I wish he actually died, he is a bad example to our kids.

Both! They deserved both, they should be allowed presidency 2023. Meaning all parties candidates should be Igbos. Same ways the two parties of 1999 candidates were yorubas,. After 8yrs they should peaceful decide to leave or not! The Igbo has been cheated so long and so much, that's not too much do for them.

Them don de get sense

Kizzygentle:
Who wants to bet the lady will finally give in to d boy and manipulate him in getting gifts and possibly money from his dad after he told her he got d phone from his dad abroad.

that one na sure I no need seer to tell me.

My dad sent if from abroad " this dude would sure Bleep this babe using is my dad and abroad line.

smat101:
iPrevail, she is a very hardworking, respectful and intelligent girl...
Beating her can NEVER make her rebellious instead it will make her very scared and embarrassed.

U know all solutions to ur questions end, y are u asking for pple opinion? 100% sure u didn't detail us. All this while u are away she was not planing to Bleep just when u are around she is using ur phone to negotiate when to Bleep!

American Army did not employed him and his mother, he who pays d piper detects the tune. When u finish serving American Army he can go back to his country of birth.

Nigerians could easily be deceived, they are all looking for easiest way to make quick cash at old age.

kandral:
She is saying I love you to a guy that was named Fraud by his parents. Smh for her stupidity.

Frodd was not given by his parent, Frodd mean Fresh and odd. He is fresh And kinda hard to understand that's what he meant by that name. U can thank me later.

surgical:
What of if this is not true

U don't need and angel to tell I, it not true.

Topmaike007:
Employment? Wow that is massive, how many did daddy fridge employed this year...

Propaganda everywhere

can he run all those business center all alone? he employed them to keep business going not to help them, but himself. Paying chickens change.

Why is he bragging abt pole he employed? He didn't employed them to help them, he employed them to keeping his business running.

smogup:
even in Sokoto there are indigenous Sokoto Christians especially in tambuwal local government. Those indigenous Christians in North West have been marginalized for long. They don't get political appointments and they can't contest for political post in their own state.

Yakubu dogara former speaker is a Christian from bauchi, another guy called Joshua was a senator from gombe.