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oz4real83:
True caller is one of the best apps you can have on your phone, the only issue with it is that your callers' identity will start delaying whenever they call you. You will keep waiting for the name of the caller to appear when they call you and it will just keep frustrating you. If they can solve that issue, I will be very glad.

Bros I think say Na only me,made me uninstall it but I'm thinking is from RAM size bro,cos ppl with 4GB RAM don't feel it.

StilmaVsBorn2w:
Update:

Sorry my people I asked for financial assistance.
am at her fathers compound presently,. I know everything will fall in place.
God works in mysterious ways, thank you all for your comments.
once again thank you

Previous thread https://www.nairaland.com/7102223/want-me-marry-corpse-refused

Gud decision Bravo is just a mere formality

Waylex21:
The case of Chimamanda is not related to the discussion.

Not related but catholic church sucks

Znation:
Good morning and happy new month nairalanders.

I will not be calling the name of any church, but why do some churches takes the deads to the church and pray for their sins to be forgiven before they are laid to rest?

Note, that most of this person are kept long in murtuary for months, and some even last up to years in the murtuary. But when it is time for their burial, they are first taken to the church for prayers. This prayer is mostly centered on asking God to forgive their sins and accep their souls into his kingdom (heaven).

My questions;

* Is taken dead bodies to the church good in the sight of God?

* Is the fate of the dead decided immidiately after death, or after they are burried?

* Can our sin be forgiven after death?

My broda I'm a Catholic I have asked this to my priest severally.why carrying dust up and down and deceiving ourselves and say we praying for it.Everyman knows where he is going if truly heaven exists but it does
The church is the problem of the world today,not church but Religion,Remove Religion from the world and the world will be a better place.
.To me most important prayer for a dead body is the day of death,after that day,the body is dust just that we keep on praying for a preserved body.
The church makes serious money from the family of the bereaved,so without it No money,

I'll use an instance,my friend in Enugu the brother died and when they wanna bury him church no gree,so the did all service in Enugu,and on Sunday being Thanksgiving day,the church that denied him wants Thanksgiving held in village,but they declined and said it will be done in city where burial mass was done.
The problem is that the priests or presumed men of God in the village are very very dangerous thinks about them pockets,u all can see what Chimanda Adichie passed thru during her mum burial Religion is business,serious business.

StilmaVsBorn2w:
Back then when my mom was warning me not to go that far when our relationship started She kept on insisting I should go for the girls in my tribe, I thought she was just been a tribalist bigot. If only I had listened

She bore me a son, he's 3years now... though her people knows me well from normal visitation..but I haven't been able to pay her bride price yet due to the hardship this regime has on us. life happened, unfortunately she got sick since February, ever since then from one hospital to another..I took several loans from people for hospital bills to the point of me looking sick myself.so sad for us we lost her last night.

I informed her elder brother who knows about all thats happening, he called me back this morning to tell me that his people told me to be prepared to marry her corpse. He went further and said if I don't pay her bride price, my boy will be taken from me and I should be ready to withstand the consequences.
I was surprised, I called for the burial arrangements not for a marriage ceremony

I blantly told him, I won't, why would I get married to her corpse. He was angry and cut the call on me.

Am more concerned about my son, please lawyer's in the house do they have any right to take my son away from me?
Even if they do am ready to give it to them, but spending money to Marry her corpse I will not.

I only brought this here, if had chance for my son whose still in my custody.

Guy u see what short cut to matraige dey do.U dey Cohabit and u think is matraige.Guy is a normal culture in many tribes as u marry the corpse,if u truly love her,is a way of honouring the lady in death.
Guy if u truly love her u do it.Yes that boy won't be urs till u do it

The culture is common in many tribes witnessed it in AkwaIbom so same in other tribes.Forget my mama say my papa say,if u love her honour her,honour your son,U can beg family u are broke,and the custom be reduced as par expenses,but doing it u must,don't allow Stange dreams besiege u at night.
Wish u all the best but in Culture no Lawyer can save u ohhh.
Cheers bro.when sex dey sweet Na better prick and experience dey cause am,so as yakata don come,bear it.

Yup my man you opened way for Us cos I'm getting a second wife.If u can so can we.Dude we go see for ogbe.Only real men do wat you did .I'm coming out next gee

abeniagbon:
How will a sane person allow his wife's junior brother to come for holiday only to turn one of the guess room to his permanent room...

I have asked my wife many times when is your brother going , she will tell me not to put mouth in her family matters..

It getting annoying. Okay I got him a job at a filing station only for him to turn it down, said that work is not good enough for him ..each time I got back from work is either I see him hangin pillow in between his legs sleeping or chatting on facebook with white women.

I don't know who to report him. I don't know how to deal with this kind of issues... My kitchen had no peace ever since when he is around, even my bathroom cos he bath all most 4 times a day.... He gives excuses both here and there and this is making me to hate him the more...

Please I don't know if anyone had been in my shoe before, how do you handle it... ??

Guy I was in your shoes,u never gave a timeline,my wife kid sis stayed with me then,wify said is a month,from a month was 3 months,from 3 to 6,I woke up one day made up my mind and told her mrw you going wife said if going going with her,I laff,nxt day tool her to GUO bought ticket,came back no see wife ,I sleep Nite come reach madam come bk .case closed

foryourmindlol:
Watch the video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNSvu-AcQZw

Tinubu joined the back of the queue but other people gave way for him and urged him to go to the front. Very surprising humility.

Bola Tinubu seems to be quite as humble as Peter Obi.

He seems to be a good man. Is this enough to vote him as president? Or he acting a skit like many politicians do when it's election season?

U must be a capital FOOL no body against u voting Tinubu but using this as a basis shows how low your IQ is.
Without being told u might just a poor NPower employee cos no sane Man in Naija can reason as u just did.im Igbo and any gud Yoruba man dat come I vote him.u have ur choice but using standing on line as basis I swear u near me I slap u tire

questionanswer:
Hi everyone,

My father happened to be the first son of my grandfather who automatically inherit his lands and other properties.

My father just died and since I'm the first son of my father. Which means I'm automatically inherit and in charge of those inheritance.

Now my uncles are all ganging up against me. These guys not allowing me to do the burial of my father who passed away for a while now.

They keep giving different excuses on why the burial will not hold.

They gang up and cancel the burial i fixed previously and I lost everything. All what I spent for the burial arrangements was wasted.

I really want to charge them for this.

They are using the influence that if they are not in support the burial will not hold.

These uncles has really fustrate me and I keep spending money and wasting my precious time traveling back to the village for series of meetings just to please them.

Yet they're not approving my burying my father. Not like they are giving me any money for the burial. I'm the one handling it yet they no gree.

They said i cannot inherit the grandfather and my father's properties..so I cannot do my father burial. And these are for their own selfish motives.

The Kingsman and the king supports me and has cautious the uncles to desease from such. But yet they still persist.

I have tried to make peace and peace with them as family concern but yet they are all still ganging up. And wow to fustrate me.

Now my patience has ruined out. I'm in mood for actions now.

I want to take matter higher than the community level with them now.

I'm thinking taking them to court now. But I don't know the process.

I'm seeking for the right direction i can take to solve such issue.

Thank you so much �

Nwokem is a pity u lost Ur Dad,by actions u are taking u might join him.

Nwokem in my family we are 5 boys and my father have 6 brothers,well when my Grandpa died,his brothers shared it among themselves and is my own father's share we shared among ourselves which my Dad did.
I'm sorry Ur dad might be a greedy man,it all happens.please u dad did wrong,don't follow his path,do the right thing and I believe u no dey go villa wen he was alive Ur Dad is urs maybe in town but any not inherited but from Grandpa not urs,allow his brodas to share it among themselves including Ur dad,then u take his share

MNDY:
PINEAPPLE - The only fruit I can't get enough. I am an addict of this fruit. To understand how seriously addicted I am, I actually enjoy the scent of it when it's being sliced. It is the No.1 scent I like very much. I can stand in an area for minutes just to perceive it. I love love its taste too. I can go on and on with as many slices as possible until somebody stops me. The taste of the overripe ones...oh my.

U love pineapple flavoured ..........

As sleep no gree me reading comments here make me laugh and vex.make advance on 15yrs MBA Nu while escort sites full for home service.

I don sufffer,we staying in a 2 bedroom apartment,funny funny enuff,I stay with wify and kids in one room while nxt one is for visitors or where I stay to read when kids war start.Since girl came we gave her d room while I sleep in palor atimes for night.with her presence,the inconvenience is much but enduring it makes me angry.

Note my wife got some health challenges so d girl saw it and believes we cant do without her.
On the positive side shez very hardworking just the Nurf Respect I need not dr.
I told wify no more helpers ,is we split task among ourselves.

I wish d young girl best of luck wherever she is.

Mooh247:
.. good to know you are good

It is actually a crime that can get both the O.P, His wife and the girls parent in serious trouble .. NAPTIP lawyers are looking for who to use to shine.. if I were the O.P I'll simply edit the Maid and put relative or family

Wch NAPTIP ,abeg I no commit crime.

rickleye:
Ha! You never see girl 15 years looking matured and well endowed. One thing leads to another , bros, you just don’t know.

Bros I no be paedophile ohh

rickleye:
Well such things never just change overnight.
If you really claim to be incharge whats stopping you from asking her to leave at the end of the month and get someone else ?
But it seems to me that you made an advance at her which she declined and now she has the upper hand.
I've seen this movie before. Before you get her pregnant - let her go.

Advance Ke for 15 years haba

Kobojunkie:
ROFLMAO


Your wife probably hired siofra's distant cousin as a help. I am just messing abeg!

Op, what did you do to the gal? Are you sure you don't look like an arch enemy of hers?

Haha I did her noting shez gone after 2 years with us

Hi all .I have a helper staying with us 15years,she no dey even see me nor recognise me as the head of the house expect my wife.
The thing dey piss me off.
1) I was collecting soup from the pot took meat,kai this girl reported me to my wife.I warned her .
2) This girl in serving me food just drop food on table and go sometimes put water sometimes not.
3)All my movement this girl tell my wife,
The thing don do me everything got a limit,sent her going today,all this helpers believe one can't do without them,I told my wife Na she cause am cos gave the girl 2much soft hand.She have reached her village .
Helper never insult me like dat bf

SeunSister:
Please I need help with regards to the above.

Konji be hold me for some time now and since I wasn't thinking straight, I decided to use this girl that has been professing love for me to help matters but during the act na, my condom got broken without me even realising immediately. I thought she just got more wetter until my brain realized what has happen.

Now, the issue is, this lady is someone, who sleeps around. I know how men carry her about once they give her small change and am afraid, she may have HIV or any other of these STIs. I don't care about the rest, this HIV of a thing is my main concern.

Since I woke up, my head never correct. I have just been moody, thinking and googling unimaginable things. Any small thing when scratch, i just dey feel say na one infection. Kai, if God can save me from this one, I nor go do again.

Anyways, how much do they do HIV test or is done for free?

Instead of waiting ifess than 24hrs start PREP

Positiveme2020:
Please , where can I get the Ammonia And the snake fluid. I will appreciate the picture of the containers so I can get it. Thanks

Look for the chemical market in your area ,there are different kinds of snake pesticide as all have pungent smell.Note I used the ammonia for Roaches and the snake pesticide for snakes just incase.but worked perfectly well

starbuck:
Not all poisons kill

Says who,then not poison.but kiss

MrAAA2:
Find out about the German roaches.
They typically don't fly, stubborn and difficult to get rid of.
I will prefer the American roaches to the German 'Hitler' roaches.

German roaches in Nigeria,are we fighting a wat,abeg roach Na roach thou majority we have in Naija love living in septic and dirty kitchens,we have type that lives in the bushes the biafran type those are black very dark don't live in homes but in bushes.
But Russian and Ukrainian roaches are the baddest,still coming to Naija those are edible

starbuck:
Yea.. Sometimes last year, it was very painful and it took a long while before it healed..

Besides, cockroach bites are poisonous because mine kept spreading to other places when I had the urge to scratch it

Irritating not poisonous otherwise u and me all dead by now.hahaha

Sucre6:
Some species of cockroaches flies, don't you know?

They all fly.mostly crawl but in danger mode fly away.

Two years now never see roaches in my house,secret I bought enuff concentrated ammonia 4 liters plus snake fluid mixed togeda and flushed down the septic tank,many that managed to escape died around.
Since then is a treatment I do every six months.

Once a roach passes across my noise while sleeping I wake like they got an offensive irritating odour,worst pest

Ndibunna:
Holy holy Nnamdi Kanu is another savior

Holy holy Nnamdi Kanu is another savior

Orlu is now another borno state filled with terrorists of different calibre.

Same orlu zone is clamouring for state creation so that some parts of anambra be merged with them.......God forbid bad thing. Chukwu aju.

May God give Uzodimma strength to flush out the terrorists Ipob and their apologists.

IPOB Terrorism is now clear.

Same Orlu Soludo creating in Anambra State

kulrunsman79:
He should ensure this project doesn't end in pictures only. It should be completed

Not about completing but is about equipping it

Positivewire:
The most innovative Governor in Kogi state
GYB'23 for president INSHALLAH

U must be Aboki Very Myopic so this warrants him to contest,Remove North from Nigeria and we blossom.very myopic set of people

mariovito:
What's going on in this hell?

I feel bad this is happening to Soludo.

He needs to restrategize, no need going on a collision course with these guys.

He should have ignored them l instead of passing that circular to civil servants.

I wish my neighbours and brothers ndi anambra the wisdom and strength to forge out the best solution to this debacle.

Thats problem with people that do over Sabi.Quote me Soludo will be worse than Hope Uzodimma.He has a good agenda but his talking too much have not will ruined all.
IPOB was there before you and will still be there when you go,and u think as a SUPERMAN u can disband them in a month by making noise,well the Agberos in Onitsha have joined them,Solution u just put our lives in danger cos I'll limit my coming home this days.
Soludo u messed up big time u wanna be a Super Cop Abi Super Governor well let's see it,You messed up As CBN governor We at Aguata no benefit from you not even Road leading to your house a major road and now you bring killers to the Village.
Mtchew

Valkrie:
Yeah same way they handled boko haram with stiff measures and over 13 years after we are still in the mess and this agitation is even more legitimate...somebody said they want a divorce and the other party said no way and the aggrieved party got hold of a rifle after suffering years of abuse.......just tell me how it would end..?

Soludo brought this on himself when he was tryinvg to play Idi Amin...you don't comfront an aggrieved person...the best is to be diplomatic even if you don't give him what he wants...!! Soludo's village was peaceful until the jaguda came and start running his mouth...if he thinks the Nigetia security is capable of helping him then he

is on a long thing....!!!

.You are a Gee.so u follow me see am.Soludo brought it upon himself

[quote author=Sergio104 post=111920213]Are you from Agulu??[/quote

Yea]

trutharena:
I am wary of people who use these kinds of things as a show of moderation.

It is the same way Buhari was drinking milo and pure water. How does this affect governance or impact performance.

This same Obi has offshore business in a Pandora way, he never declared that business so he can show his minions that he is moderate until Pandora leak his ass.

This same man said he only have a house in Anambra and that why should he have houses abroad and bla bla bla. After people unraveled his house in London, he backtracked and started shalayeing.

This same man claimed he has one wristwatch and bla bla bla, only for us to know it’s all a lie.

So him taking normal plane ride doesn’t mean jack. Fayose too always take bikes instead, should we now say he’s suddenly a presidential material coz of that?

Bros u correct Na my town man but this bleep Na Bleep up.

[quote author= post=111888892]The Oyo State Coordinator of the National Youths Service Corps (NYSC) Mrs. Grace Ogbuogebe, on Monday, April 11, paid a condolence visit to the family of a corps member, Olaleye Bukola Olukolade, at the family compound in Ilora, Afijio local government area of the state.

Late Bukola (IM/22A/2156) who was deployed to Imo state for her one year mandatory youth service, died in a fatal motor accident on her way to Kwara state on relocation after orientation.

The accident occurred three days ago after the driver lost control of the vehicle when they had almost gotten to Ilorin.

Mrs Grace Ogbuogebe, who represented the NYSC Director-General, Major General Shuaibu Ibrahim, described the demise of the corps member as a great loss not only to the family but also to the NYSC.

He stated that the death of Bukola in her prime at the time she should be serving her country, was equally a loss to the nation.

A token of support was thereafter presented to the family on behalf of the NYSC management.

See Photos As Obtained By Below:[/quote]Seun Please gimme Block Button high time I block .This is an APC blog site,bad news always

IamWonderful:
Pandora Peter Obi is wasting his time, umahi have seen the handwritings on the wall, he quitted early, but obi is blind and unreasonable, he can't have PDP ticket this year, 2039 awaits him

Ohhhh u are wicked u want him to be president on wheels like Tinubu that wants to be president on diapers.ohh u are wicked wonderful.