₦airaland Forum

yawehoverall:
Looks fine though, but here in NIGERIA we need to tackle poverty , insecurities and hunger.

This is clearly a misplaced priority.

The fatality rate is my own concern with smooth road Nigerian drivers go crazy so many souls will be with the ocean

Beeb1e:
Hello everyone, I got a call from a man in the Village (Elele, Rivers State) on Tuesday night, that we should look for a way to come and carry our mother as she has slumped and was rushed to a hospital, where she was in coma.

He explained to me that my mother went to demand for the payment of the debt the man is owing her and he angrily beat her up, he stripped her , tore her clothes, her underwear was torn too. I’m literally crying as I type this. Everyone that tried to stop him he chased with the machete. Now my dad is late , else he won’t have tried this.

I am in Lagos so I’ve not seen her my sister that was able to travel to Elele to see her sent me the pictures.

She is out of coma now, but still unable to sit or stand or talk. We also noticed she is bleeding from her private part.

We arrested the evil man with the Elele police but the community Igwe bailed him, he is a known person in the community and owns a hotel there.

I really want this man to receive this level of Physical pain or more, because my mum almost lost her life.

I don’t know what to do or how to go about getting justice for her.

We are at military hospital port harcourt now.

U see the advantages of cultism otherwise that man will be in a morgue now

Gistmedia10:
https://saharareporters.com/2024/05/05/exclusive-nigerian-army-dismisses-soldier-having-sex-colleagues-wife

NXT will join Boko Haram

Slytiger:
Ever wondered what the coolest coastal road trips in the world are? Picture the scene, you're cruising along a breezy, coastal highway, windows down, your favourite playlist on the car stereo. Utter bliss.

There's a real sense of freedom and romance to be had with a classic coast road trip, especially if your drive includes dreamy coastal scenery, quirky pit stops, challenging roads and fun passengers.

A coastal drive is the perfect road trip for seaside lovers and those seeking adventures and travel memories that will last a lifetime.

With terrible accidents on our highways ,poor safety standards hmmm we are creating food for the ovens cos with our reckless drivers hmmm many plunge people into the ocean

egina:
What is happening in Nigeria. Isnt it high time the Leaders seek for the face of God ?

People like you are the problem we have ,God gave us sense ,He gave us wisdom but we all decided to disregard it.
As a driver ,we should know our limit ,I'm driving a V6 vehicle and with the torque I don't move more than 100kmh.
Funny thing with speeding no matter how fast you drive,we meet at the next police check point dead or alive or the next bad spot.

U swear you hate travelling when this hausa guys that don't value life drive you,was a day I was travelling from Benue to Enugu so AKTC driver picked me an Hausa guy,with vehicle full of Northerners,the driver was drinking small stout ,I became scared so I asked him why the passengers started attacking me ,one man even brought money I take my fare back,I brought out my fone started making fake calls after I chatted my broda to behave so he said I snap the driver face and vehicle number that was when driver threw it out and warned me not to snap him,the journey continued so at 9th mile he disappeared as I know na drink,I tak God left and looked for a more sane driver going to Enugu.

AmazingGenius:
https://punchng.com/dstv-price-hike-five-alternatives-nigerians-are-opting-for/

Bullshit thou expensive I'll advice if ur living in a flat of 6 or more contribute say 80k each buy a starlinks Dish ,monthly divide subscription among your selves ,if ur using a smart TV what u need Dstv for,infact our compound ppl over enjoying ,as starlinks connected to inverter.
House mine arrangement parking out you get a refund for ur contribution in buying the dish but half of it.

fergie001:
More resignations continue in Imo PDP...

Financiers, former Deputy-Governor, Ward Chairman, others follow Ihedioha suit, desert the Party

Ihedioha is a light weight politically he is finished I just pity my good friend Engr Agulanna following him blindly .
Agulanna was a rogue that embezzled proda money with his elder brodas the DG for his political gains ,stolen money from govt without investment is rubbish that is why they all want power,once u steal government money u can't stop cos it sweet pass sugar

Nonny95:
Peter Obi

Peter OKWUTE my brother I beg of you just this year you have donated close to 100 million naira please spare me just 3 million naira pls I beg u OKWUTE

Keepamsafe:
Just last night, this bird flew into my house. Well, it had a nest in my AC unit hole, so when I scattered its house just yesterday morning, when I got back in the evening, I realized a bird had fallen into my house through the hole.

Well, eating it is out of the picture . I support vegetarians but I eat meats not birds . Im thinking of keeping it as a pet, it’s been flying up and down in the house with no success of finding its way out, and thus weak and exhausted. I know birds are fragile and difficult to train. Should I keep it? Any idea the breed? Or what to feed it, Or I just let it go back to it’s habitat so we don’t stress eachother. Im confused. Help.

Im in a dilemma. help please.

Ur location I want it back that is My flying partner
Ur location pls that guy took off from Enugu

Keepamsafe:
Just last night, this bird flew into my house. Well, it had a nest in my AC unit hole, so when I scattered its house just yesterday morning, when I got back in the evening, I realized a bird had fallen into my house through the hole.

Well, eating it is out of the picture . I support vegetarians but I eat meats not birds . Im thinking of keeping it as a pet, it’s been flying up and down in the house with no success of finding its way out, and thus weak and exhausted. I know birds are fragile and difficult to train. Should I keep it? Any idea the breed? Or what to feed it, Or I just let it go back to it’s habitat so we don’t stress eachother. Im confused. Help.

Im in a dilemma. help please.

Ur location I want it back that is My flying partner

NairaOcean:
Young boys were caught on camera disorganizing their hotel room before checking out, claiming they had paid a hefty 45,000 Naira per night and expected the room service to tidy up after them.

The incident, which has since gone viral on social media, took place at a popular lodge in the city. The boys, whose identities remain undisclosed, were seen on footage wreaking havoc in their room just before their departure.

With the boys using toilet paper to create a trail across the room, removing the TV set from its stand and relocating it to a different spot, and even hanging a towel from the bathroom across the room's door.




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rHUNHWFWBY

Kudos 45k not small change ,I did same years back paid 25k for a night they said with Ac only for me to be sleeping ,cos I had a job to type,slept woke by 1am to type my presentation darkness everywhere cos heat woke me up,I opened windows cos I can't go downstairs,intercom no work,5.30am generator was out on,my presentation was by 8am I can't meet meet up,well I brought down their TV went to my car brought my tools and took some panels in the TV and hanged it back.they found out I don't know hoteliers stupid biz

NairaOcean:
A local man's private rendezvous in a secluded bush with his girlfriend took a scandalous turn when they were caught in the act. The incident, which has since sparked a flurry of discussions in the community and on social media, unfolded on the quiet outskirts of town.

The girlfriend is believed to be underage compared to the man's age.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkz3d73hKB8

Haha life this happened to me as a corper in pH year 2000 ,was with my landlady daughter but as a guy man I was faster than them,my concern was the girl not me,so I made her escape she ran home so they almost lynched me when they found out the girl was gone,as they were shouting I offered my packet of Benson and hedges some took one thew it away ,I laffed ,they asked u the girl was I told them na ashi,assume they caught the chic hmm wahala they knew I was with her but no proof at the end took them to a beer parlor settled them went home and my beautiful chic was at verenda waiting 4 me,a nasty expeeience

EcoBrick:
https://www.thecable.ng/60-of-metered-customers-bypass-meters-says-tcn/amp?/60-of-metered-customers-bypass-meters-says-tcn

YES
OUR ELECTION SYSTEM BYPASSED AND A JUNK GIVING TO US SO WHY WONT WE BYPASS OUR OWN IT BENEFIT FEDERAL GOVT SO WE MASSES NEED AM.WE ARE IN SEASON OF BYPASS

CAPTIVATOR:
How did this later end ?

Scammed ,marriage broken ,job none lost all

crossfm:
Hehehe.

The race is getting tougher .

Let the best man win.

Bros with INEC not the best man but the richest man will win the race as our president did

Macphenson:
Nnaaa mehn, I thought Tinubu is a master strategist, I never knew he is a trial and error strategist.

On this issue of dollars scarcity, stop corruption and looting by our politicians and civil servants and trust me we will have enough dollars in circulation.

When they loot in Naira, they use their loots and by up the dollars in circulation and store in either their bank accounts, or their vaults at homes or use it to buy properties abroad.

Most of these estates in high brow areas in Lagos and Abuja with tight securities have so many vaults stashed with dollars.

Yea bro ur right,Ekweremadu is in UK prison but enuff dollars in his POP vault waiting for him and the children,we did some installations for the man then come see mint dollars,they all buy dollars cos of our unstable naira that can be changed anytime,

If US government can just change dollars hmm immediately u see

Gwin007:
Good day nairalanders.. please I need advice on what to do.. am married with three kids, 5, 3 , and a year old.. I own a bussines.. but for now my bussines is down, the has been very good and lucrative.. but due to lack of capital to invest more on it. It was now shaking.. but the thing now is that.. I have the capital to invest on the bussines.. but now am saying should relocate abroad with the money and leave my 3kids and wife back home or invest on the bussines.. cus am traveling with a tourist visa and it’s a Europe country and I don’t how long it will take to get my papers over there please Nairaland I really need ur opinion not make future mistakes

Thanks

Bros Bros bros see Ur beautiful family u wanna kill,hmm Ur family first ,guy u get mind ,when next u ass that 1 yr kid hmm,u have 5 million naira lucky you,kindly invest that in your business why waste your fortune on a temporal visa
.pls pls noting like family u Wana Japa,carry family but 5 million goes no where.
Bros Ur lucky yes you are ,please are u Igbo or in South East DM me let's talk.
Do u have an uncle,brother,aunty or strong relation in any University, Polytechnic,government agency,bros sky Ur limits
.I got a Canadian visa thru my elder brother there but at my age what am I gonna do there or u expect me to work in a farm or factory Mbah,I can't give bribes for contracts or they lock me up but here in Naija anything goes.
Bros Naija is hard but at same time sweet.
Please man up men DM me ,urs u have 5million,me I sold all to raise a company.good 🤞

Doxy1:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxI2OPKcwRc?si=_dGQcanXdEOYNdAM

A 44-year-old man broke down in tears during a live radio interview after DNA test showed he is not the father of all the kids his wife bore for him.

Mr Kola, from Ikire in Osun State, and his wife Toyin Arike have 4 children together – Ayomide, 16, Sarah, 12, and two other kids aged 8 and 5 years respectively.

DNA test was conducted on all 4 kids at the DDC DNA Diagnositic centre in Alakoko, Osogbo, and the result showed that Mr Kola is not the biological father of any of the kids.

DNA test done in Nigeria cum be Osogbo I no believe am,do confirmation in another good one in Lagos.

JASONjnr:
The politics here is thatz he insisted on conducting strikes and so he was carelessly taken care of....


If you stand up to fight for the betterment of Nigeria, 6ou either get killed or humiliated.... Same way they humiliated Peter Obi and now Ajaero, who's trying to ask the government to ensure that the citizens are well taken care of.

For you know understand this....

Subsidy used to consume trillions of naira. And now that the government stopped paying for subsidy, why can't the money go round?

Average Nigerians are supposed to live comfortably but corruption is the reason why we keep complaining.

No body humiliated him hope just made him more handsome look at how cute he looks on one eye.

dre11:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2023/11/nlc-president-to-undergo-ophthalmic-investigation-brain-scan/

Wow HOPE us a good makeup artist see as ajero come fine close one eyes de pose if Tinubu win Hope is coming back he has been selected there will be no election but obituaries.Yku wan die? Wanna look different coming home this xmas visit Imo for facial surgery and look more beautiful.
Hope 4 president.
Afberos are stronger

Peejayz:
I started teaching at this private school in September. My salary is 10k per month ( I had no choice than to take the job due to alot of challenges I'm facing). My first salary, the man sent 5k (no joke) , I thought it was a mistake from his side , so I went to meet him in his office, he told it wasn't mistake....

I asked him how can I cope with 5k for a month, he said when student pay school fee, he will pay me my balance, I agreed with him ....

Then the next salary came in today , still 5k, I'm so angry and tired at this point... Alot of debt on my head .... 5k can't even clear them , not to talk of what I will use to feed myself.... This is unfair..... I plan to resign... But at this moment, I don't know where I will see money to feed .....

I'm confused at this point, I don't even know what I'm going to do at this point

Ur location Ur boss deserves death.

Sunisonflex39:
Good morning everyone, I don't know if most of you remember me how I was all over nairaland begging for job sometimes last year..

So I gate crashed to this firm around Port Harcourt were I stay, submitted hard copies of my small documents and was called for interview four days letter.it is a bottling a water factory firm owned by one man.
There was no offer letter, we were just sent an SMS to resume work on so and so .

I was asked to resume 7.30 to 6pm on a salary of 25k per month..for the first month, I was paid half with the excuse that company was not going well as per sales, the second month I was not paid atol with two other guys that resumed same time as me but oga was just giving us 300 naira each for TP,we thought he is generous, because we were expecting double Salary by the month end since we didn't get our previous salary.

It got to the third month which is this month, the three of us went to the lady that does HR and complained to her, she said we should take our complaint to the boss.

The next day, the man came to work with a new ride..Lexus saloon car, how did I know it was a new car? He called his friend on phone and we overheard him telling his friend to come to his office and see the new car he got..

Letter that day after work which was Friday, I and the three other guys met him and said we have not been paid for like 3 months sir, the man cuts in and said don't we see how the country is, that if we are tired we should go..

Since Friday I and the two other guys left the work.and still planning on what to do on him.

I know the country is bad, but we should not try to take advantage of job seekers just because you feel they look desperate..

Right now my head is just full..

Haha is a pity bro depends on Ur heart,my boss in 2002 did that to me in PH and I showed him shege,owed me 9 fucking months December inclusive,I mad cos this man travelled to UK with the family ,well I booked a taxi came to work packed the whole computers in thebIT room with the split ACs,and one HP plotter,left,security guy came back met my absence cos I sent him on an errand.

Message reached my boss he dey vibrate I told him oga send my salary we talk,
I waybilled the whole properties to Enugu cos that was my base..
Stupid man no pay me I converted them to personal use for years till I sold them.

We met at COREN conference at Abuja after like 12 years later , we greeted like noting happened cos I no be boy again anyhow he want am I ready.

If u can lose the 4 tyres carry am bros,if get access to the brain box carry am but don't KILL thou we always wish them dead that eat our sweat

Jewessgratitud3:
author=Newborn27 post=126658739]Wow!


This is deep!

I don't even know what to say or where to start from... truly you're courageous and strong.


At this point, if it comes fine, if not, fine. I'm not the one to make such plans. If I get what I want, oh.. why not but if not, men e go hard o. Like I said... In this year alone, I've had two suitors. A very responsible guy and a man but the thing with me is that I'm too picky. if I don't like you first, it will be very difficult. These two were not my spec and I won't trap myself in a loveless marriage all because of age or "time is going " , if it's not what I want, I won't do it.



Like I told you before, what tickles every one's fancy is different likewise what bothers them.
You may fancy all the bolded and I may not. What you want out of marriage is different from what I want. So it's not a one size fits all" thingy or compulsory that we all must like to do or have things the same way. That is why you will never see me envy married people or people with children because to me it's really nothing. Now, my Mom married at the age of 10 . Had all of us before 30 but died in her Early 40s. So of what use was her early marriage and child-bearing to her? Fine they use us to remember her but she as person, what did she enjoy in her life for achieving those? Just suffered to raise children that she didn't live to see even one grandchild? Abeg abeg.


Why? That's like saying I regret.. I have saidvit countless times that I've never regretted it for once . Ok let me even pause for a moment and try to remember if I ever wished I did.......... 🤔 🤔 🤔.... Ogbeni nothing like that o. Rather I've always thought that if I had married maybe by now I would have left the marriage cos e for don taya me and that's the truth. In fact.. sometimes I used to silently thank my stars that I'm not married with kids in this economy because I can't endure suffering and hardship with children. Not like Im wishing myself hardship but men in this present economy, everyone is facing it and someone like me can't take the heat with such responsibilities even when shared.
There's a friend of mine that always wish to switch places with me saying I'm enjoying because I don't have anything bothering me and I'll tell her I'm glad I don't have those bukata.



Stigmatization? LoL.. see so far e no affect my pocket, whatever anyone says in that regards does not bother me. it's when you listen or go close to people they'll stigmatize you. I don't keep companies. I'm a loner and it helps a lot to stay away from such. No be if I smile with you you come know wether I don marry or not. I feel free saying it here because no body knows me in person and it all ends here. Of course some people in the past have said some things like your twin is married you're here forming oge, but I didn't give a damn because when I look at their lives im doing far better than them and living life to the fullest. Abi What is life about? No be enjoyment? See it's all in your head o.life no hard reach like that




I love my family. They will never pressure you. My dad before he died would be like, if you do anyhow I'll take my daughter back ( referring to my in-laws.) So all his inlaws are pals with him. They'll be like ogor, oya make we go chill. He will tell you, don't stress them for me o. As for the single ones he'll make sure he provides our needs so we don't look outside. Even as a working class lady, my dad when he collects his pension, he will buy a bag of rice and share to every one of us in our various houses. He was still giving me money till his death in 2012 ( miss you pop). My dad na guy man. Him no send o.

Forget, this life is what you make of it. I try as much as I can to enjoy myself and make every minute of it count

Sister Ur strong but I bet you a time will come when u regret it all,u see Ur flat Tommy and small breasts and feel on top of the world.
Yes country is hard but does not stop u from getting married,a time will come when u will regret,Ur family ,Ur parents can't be there forever but Ur kids will be.
Marriage don't guarantee happiness but find a way to adopt.
I don't know if u are the lady I met in Enugu,Ur story sounds like hers she is 45,a manager in a federal govt establishment ,level 15 with two cars,beautiful but no husband begging me for marriage as I'm a divorced man,flaunts her wealth,chokes my kids with gifts but money nor wealth don't guarantee happiness,we have copulated for six months she can't take in,she has the money paying millions for IVF,will be donating for her on Tuesday after IVF fails she going for adoption.

My elder sister 51,her story nearly like yours today marriage no,no relationship,no work a nuisance now to my aged parents 86 and 83 at home,
My dear sister wish you the best but all that have kids is for a reason,even if Ur kids all not rich but they always there 4 u when u need them.
Take kia but with Ur story u can't be managing at same time childless ,in all Ur a virgin congrats

Kettyvee:
please guys, please I've tried to get little help here to no avail, please I beg you in the name of Almighty GOD pls, If any good samaritan can please help me, no matter how little so we can buy foodstuff and cook, I will be very happy. my daughter and I we are starving. Please help us the last time we ate a good food was from our neighbor on  sunday. Since then we have surviving on drinking garri since Monday and the garri we use to have hope has finished. the little money I have I used it to pay for house rent so that we can at least have roof over our head. am pleading for help please, not for my sake but for my daughter please am a single mother. No matter how little it will go a long way to help us. Almighty God bless you

Acct num with faith

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My name is Angela Oyom. Almighty God bless you and your family

You have no money but you have money for data and have been on all thread derailing it.you said name Angela oyom single mum drop your Facebook account here confirmed credit you but once confirmed fake I will know .
Get father of your kid,cup of garri 150 but you been spending since on data,but you wanna beg be sincere

FreeStuffsNG:
https://saharareporters.com/2023/10/20/my-church-bazaar-business-and-money-making-stay-away-if-you-wont-donate-father-mbaka

CRIMINAL IN CHURCH FORM

ijustdey:
https://punchng.com/blending-petrol-with-ethanol-will-save-n49-marketers/

Something many filling stations doing since ,buy fuel it evaporates as fast as possible.we all complain,buy fuel boom finishes.is the ethanol

sholikay:
Good gesture...God blessings upon the foundation...

Abeg which foundation fit gimme too money to support my wedding coming up next month?...

God surprise me too ooo...

Tinubu Shettima foundation

AmehTsaev:
The international community is doing nothing, the APC government of Nigeria is quiet and unconcerned about it. Terrorists are wiping out a section of Nigeria right on Nigerian soil ans taking over their lands and nobody is saying anything until they finish all of us.

https://www.facebook.com/61551487406455/posts/pfbid04DYwQpExgrwPuqaVGDK2Ef5wdWKeWykjSd1gyWGqv9cjuRsAVcrKs3Zv4XQmnxfCl/?app=fbl



https://www.facebook.com/100042996271876/posts/pfbid0364FLucTYgY61e9epdb9sHwHX7oeriZ4KmPnroQpGtXpin8JdHoT9boDnwgtrYfFRl/?app=fbl



https://www.facebook.com/100060765139257/posts/pfbid02KoGGefmqWuq7W4kLjakWghFp4CtVfPHuzkwfQpMGC12nQp1SPUbS2z3Q48cZXvRBl/?app=fbl

Benue people are stupid at this rate in 20 yrs time u all are finished .So no rich man there can import or find guns for una,so you can't protect yourself,we have no government in Nigeria, Government works only when there is looting to be done.

Jesterinjay:
NIGERIA

Can bribe my way to any where

GboyegaD:
NLC is losing its relevance. If they miss this opportunity, they have lost their reputation permanently as the people are behind them on this strike.
I guess the final solution might be a revolution.

Stupid labour what about people in private sector ,the artisans Abi no be same bus,well I have civil servants as tenants will increase their rent by by a wide margin next year

Interesting week ahead.

https://punchng.com/just-in-us-court-orders-csu-to-release-tinubus-academic-records-to-atiku/

Big cash out for Lawyers in Nigeria ,The military are watching,The masses are watching,is he a girl or a boy,wow best to all but Blu kaaaa can't defend this.

Hi all please how legit is OTTO,I wanna invest a million naira,but scared might crash like MMM.
How many investors here please