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CrimeRe: Nigerian Prostitute Dies After Her Madam Pushed Her Off 6th Floor In Dubai by Albertone(m): 1:18am On Jun 10, 2022
doggedfighter:
Who's the lady in the second picture that's on animal skin bodysuit?







.
That's the madam.



The future is prostitute.
RomanceRe: Closed! Just Gotten Myself A Crunch!. by Albertone(m): 9:38pm On Jun 09, 2022
Avoid Nigerian women.
They are out to add burden to your life.

Go for South African women.Like the one below.

RomanceRe: What's Your Experience With GAYS by Albertone(m): 9:29pm On Jun 09, 2022
LyfeJennings:
one had a very funny experience
So nigga met me at my friend's restaurant
ordered for some goods
met him at military hospital in Ikoyi with a female friend
drove down to Mobil on Awolowo road to take some samples
some of his gay friends called on video fone naked
the guy dey sample my yansh
on to say I be area boy
the guy dey careful
He eventually toasted me when we were alone in the car
gave him on straight look and told him
Bruh, if U don't let me get down from this car
I'd stab U right in the neck and I have a million boys waiting for my calls in case of war
Homeboy had to let me go cos I had a screw driver in my pocket waiting to be used in case
One thing that annoy me is their silly assumption that one is gay or can be converted to gay.

A "Are you gay?" question is better than outright wooing.
RomanceRe: What's Your Experience With GAYS by Albertone(m): 9:26pm On Jun 09, 2022
Flamemignon1:
LoL....track me for what? To lynch me into being straight which is a form of conversion therapy? I don't even live in Nigeria
Lol you're not the one to tell me where you're not in.

I'm not lynching you in particular.The law will take it's cause.
RomanceRe: What's Your Experience With GAYS by Albertone(m): 8:12pm On Jun 09, 2022
Flamemignon1:
Great,had no Idea I have a fan. Incase if you don't know,I have other monikers for other topics,this is simply my queer sexuality moniker and lol....I'm the last person who's gonna be insecure about his sexuality,I've accepted who I am
No wonder.

And you have a fan but not me.I'm looking for a little reveal of information so I can track you.You will never be gay again.
RomanceRe: What's Your Experience With GAYS by Albertone(m):
Clema21:
Most times they belong to an occult and your comment is undeniably correct...
Shut up and stop scaring peeps.

Last year,we caught one in our street after a successful setup.
Boys brought tires ready to burn him.It was community elders that begged us.He packed from our street and till today, nothing happened.

A gay slapped my friend's kid bro's butt.We beat nonsense from his body.Till now, nothing happened.

I always wonder why these gay guys don't come to me.They'll land in ICU.
RomanceRe: What's Your Experience With GAYS by Albertone(m): 8:01pm On Jun 09, 2022
Shalommy:
So, you're indirectly telling us that you're gay? Well, i like gay dudes shaaa cos they're always cool. Chaii
You don't have sense.
How is he indirectly telling you he is gay?
And how are gay dudes "always" cool?
RomanceRe: What's Your Experience With GAYS by Albertone(m): 7:50pm On Jun 09, 2022
Clema21:
Okay guys, it was on a cold evening that was 2 years ago, a neighbor approached me and asked if I could assist him in his tiles project at a particular site, I wasn't engaged and was broke so tight, mehn, I had to say yes to that and we had our pay deal settled and hence arrived the scene the next day.

My neighbor fixed the tiles while I assisted him in bringing the tiles and cements...

So innocent me bent down and was giving my assistance, boom.!! a man from another location branched the compound and said he has a urgent job to be done too at his place same day, got our contact and still waited for us till we were done. ASAP..!!

After that, went to his place and he immediately sent my neighbor to go buy cements for the job to be done. My guy went. As soon as he left, the big guy began telling me how he felt in love with me whilst I was working, why should a handsome boy like me be doing tiles, infact, he never called us here just because of the job but because of me, hmmm...

To cut it short, he made some folk and wolf promises, he swore that I shouldn't do such again and offered I should just come and live with him and he's gonna be paying me 5k daily, tueeeeh, I cover my yansh, IJN...

It continued that way for so long...

While, I've been approached by gays for over 5times and they disturbed me massively, one almost offered me a ring, see madness, lol...

So what's been your experience on this..??
Next time, secretly record his voice.
After, pack area boys to go and beat his life.
RomanceRe: What's Your Experience With GAYS by Albertone(m): 7:48pm On Jun 09, 2022
Flamemignon1:
Not really though,I mean it's been proven that a low voice doesn't mean you are gay. It's just straight people's perceptions of queer people associating queerness with feminity when masculine gay men even hate the feminine ones. The truth is that your voice doesn't tell your sexuality and people shouldn't associate one with the other.
Try watching that video and you will realize there's nothing like a "gay voice"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lkm0rmigGOw
Are you that insecure about your sexuality that you're always hopping on every gay discussion??
RomanceRe: Is He A Useless Simp Or A Realist? by Albertone(m): 7:46pm On Jun 09, 2022
BoredBerry:
I dunno... Many women have been in his shoes before... So what's the big deal? undecided

The wives who were well aware that their husbands had mistresses... Weren't the human too? undecided

Men are just realising that women cheat... And you all are going insane... Get used to it...

Get served what you love to dish out... undecided
You are usually going offpoint just to support women.

We are talking about the man in the screenshot here.
We know that men cheat too.But that is not the purpose of this thread.
CrimeRe: France-based Nigerian Travels To Lagos, Leads Cyberattacks On 10 Banks (pics) by Albertone(m): 6:37pm On Jun 09, 2022
DaveDGreat:
Yes brother!

The flatinö guys who are known all over the world for drug peddling and fraud, were the ones that deceived Chibuzor into this.

Poor Chibuzor cry
It's just so painful!
ProgrammingRe: My Software Engineering Journey In ALX Africa by Albertone(m):
ProgrammingRe: My Software Engineering Journey In ALX Africa by Albertone(m): 5:58pm On Jun 09, 2022
Anonymous6o6:
Even though I posted what specialization would look like between frontend and backend

Here's the breakdown of what we are currently learning for the next 9months. It is actually hilarious because we're still in git, emacs, and shell. Meaning we haven't started.

I'm glad cause these days I do my project ahead of the D-Day and get to study more.
I can see linux there.The linux I know is an Operating System.
Also,emacs and vim are text editors.
Will you be required to install them on your system?
CrimeRe: France-based Nigerian Travels To Lagos, Leads Cyberattacks On 10 Banks (pics) by Albertone(m): 5:51pm On Jun 09, 2022
DaveDGreat:
Chibuzor was certainly deceived into this deal by the originators of fraud in Nigeria.

Poor Chibuzor cry
Exactly!

Chibuzor was on his own,peddling his drugs and minding his business in Obodo oyinbo.
CrimeRe: France-based Nigerian Travels To Lagos, Leads Cyberattacks On 10 Banks (pics) by Albertone(m): 5:49pm On Jun 09, 2022
Lightorder:
childish
We are all children.
CrimeRe: France-based Nigerian Travels To Lagos, Leads Cyberattacks On 10 Banks (pics) by Albertone(m): 4:13pm On Jun 09, 2022
"The case, charge no. FHC/L/238C/2022, is currently being prosecuted before Honourable Justice P.O. Lifu of the Federal High Court, Lagos Judicial Division, while effort is in top gear to apprehend Chibuzor Holland.”


Chibuzor is not clever.All four of his fellow yeebos had already changed their names to yoruba names.Only him is claiming Afghaneastern.
CrimeRe: Encourage Us, Our Fellow Officers Hate Us", Delta State Police PRO by Albertone(m): 6:50pm On Jun 08, 2022
Ishilove:
Sorry sir, I will not. I hate y'all modafuckas angry
What should people with parents in the police force now say?
FamilyRe: Men,Please leave people's wives alone! by Albertone(m): 2:37am On Jun 08, 2022
exever100:
It all depends on how you carry ypurself.your body language matters a lot whether you're decently dressed or not....I will advise you to get very busy with that no man will approach you or rather you will not notice any mam either .I have been married for over 10 years and I have not experienced such.
You're not attractive.... that's why.
FamilyRe: Men,Please leave people's wives alone! by Albertone(m): 2:35am On Jun 08, 2022
ahnie:
Why the slap was given to him as a bonus.
After telling him to take a walk politely sevra times...he kept repeating and using gutter linqua.

The final straw of my gifting him the el-classicco slap was when he said....I fit hide like thief dey chop for corner,oga nor go know.
The man must have been really annoying then.
Maybe he thought you were playing hard to get grin grin
FamilyRe: Men,Please leave people's wives alone! by Albertone(m): 10:57pm On Jun 07, 2022
ahnie:
Forget those your assertion....lemme tell you something you don't know.

A man that knows you're married has bn seeing you with your husband and kids.still get liver come dey toast you,even if you whoozam he cannot even have liver to raise his hands on you.
Na today men dey woo married women?
A woman I know even said a man asked her out while she was heavily pregnant.
It's not new.Though not right too.

As long as he didn't harass/coerce/abuse you,you will be at fault for not politely turning him down.

No try am again o.Me wey get anger issues before.I fit send person go ICU.
FamilyRe: Men,Please leave people's wives alone! by Albertone(m): 10:43pm On Jun 07, 2022
ahnie:
Anthony Joshua....you can only do that to a woman who doesn't know her rights....of a truth them no born you well to try that with me.
You know your rights and you committed assault and battery to a man that doesn't pose any danger to you.
If I return the favor,It can be termed self defense or retaliation under provocation.Either way,you won't win.

God help you that the man is a cultist.Even your husband go follow collect.

They claim rugged there.
RomanceRe: I Am So Lonely by Albertone(m): 6:13pm On Jun 07, 2022
Prettygirl200:
Whatever offence u think she committed doesn't warrant u to use such harsh words on her. Learn how to talk stop being so bitter to someone on a faceless forum.
She used harsh words on me too.She said bitter things to me too.But you won't see that.It is when I'm retaliating that you'll talk.

Mind your business.You don't know the root of our matter.
PoliticsRe: TY Danjuma - Nigeria Is On Fire by Albertone(m): 3:08pm On Jun 07, 2022
Little did he know that Nigeria will later become hell fire the bible was talking about.

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