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RomanceRe: How Can I Rid Of This Catarrh Issue For Over A Year Now... by Albertone(m): 10:57am On Aug 08, 2022
Why is this in romance section.
RomanceRe: It Is Not By Force/i Don't Like What Just Happened. by Albertone(m): 7:42pm On Jul 22, 2022
You people should let us team up and drag seun on twitter.Make he lose traffic small.
When the number of people placing ads keep reducing,he will know what's up.
RomanceRe: Questionable Trends Among Nigerian Men. by Albertone(m): 7:38pm On Jul 22, 2022
Winter03:
Another yahoo boy.

Your great grandmother was wearing waistbeads and walking around with her chest bare. Pray your wife does the same.
Since the days of Adam and Eve, humans started wearing coverings. undecided

I don't know why you're jealous of yahoo boys.Maybe it's because your not up to the Status of lacing their shoes.
RomanceRe: Strange Pre Wedding Picture by Albertone(m): 7:35pm On Jul 22, 2022
MITCHELL96:
It's all his, he can do whatever he likes.

Meanwhile, some Nigerian girls, just merely touching below their navel region, your hand don begin dey smell like crayfish dem soak 7 days for water. grin grin

Some Nigerian girls aren't worth fingering, yuck!
Ahn ahn you for just go straight to the point and mention siofra
RomanceRe: Guys, Una No Dey Fear? by Albertone(m): 7:33pm On Jul 22, 2022
Truvelisback:
Good day, fellas. Guys, how can u trust a lady to the point of putting ur dick in a mouth with a complete set teeth? What if she decided to bite off ur dick? Una no dey fear? grin
I hold her head with both of my hands with my thumb resting lightly on her eyes.If she tries something funny,I use my thumbs to push her eyes inside her eyes socket.
RomanceRe: Questionable Trends Among Nigerian Men. by Albertone(m): 7:22pm On Jul 22, 2022
Winter03:
I've noticed the following

1. They don't cut their hair: Dread or a fro. Sometimes, they weave it. I went out today and saw a few young men who had added colourful beads to their braids. Imagine!

2. They paint their nails: Usually black. But I suspect soon they would fix artificial nails. Many

3. They pierce their ears and nose and wear rings: I find this particularly disturbing.

4. They take so much care of their skin: You hardly find a blemish. No pimples? No scars? No discoloration? These are the signs that you are a man! Without them you are just a... Nothing

5. They are fashionable: And their closets aren't full of suits and ties. But bright shirts and ripped jeans. Wtf!

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Join the campaign to #bringbackmanlymen

We can't lose our dear boys to this madness. Yahoo is a menace that has not only can't consumed their souls but has also made them feminine. It is an abomination. #endyahoo

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Ubunja

Thegidredpiller

Nyascobar1414

Uzomacharles
1.So you aren't aware that men have been rocking dread(dada) and afro even before your great grand father was born?

2.Sign of a sissy.

3.Who brought the rule that only women must have piercings?

4.So if I don't have blemish, pimples,scars and discoloration,I should go and cause it to my skin just to look manly?

5.Aren't men supposed to be fashionable?Should men rather be shabby?

Only your number 2 point is sensible.
FamilyRe: Dr Joe Abah Celebrates 30 Years Marriage. Share Tips For Young Men by Albertone(m): 1:30pm On Jul 22, 2022
Gentledove2U:
I agree with you sir. Marriage is a scam. As a man what better way to spend the old days than alone and miserable with no wife to tend to one and a string a bastards strewn around.
Because partners don't die before each other or what?

Wife can be the first to die.
Some wives won't even take care of their husbands.Or you think all wives are like Joke Silva.
RomanceRe: Please Where Can I Buy Vagina Roll On Or Deodorant? by Albertone(m): 3:43pm On Jul 21, 2022
siofra:
Not the ones you insert into your vagina.

The ones you put in between your labia majora and thighs.

I've searched everywhere, even foreign sites and I can't find it.


Do you know where I can get it?

I need it ASAP.
Only God can save men from encountering infectious pusssy.

RomanceRe: Is Adulthood A Scam? If You Are In Your 20s, Click To Read. by Albertone(m): 11:12pm On Jul 05, 2022
Anuoluwapo23:
As an adult that is currently going through adulthood in my 20s, I decided to make a video of how it has been so far and how a lot of things can be avoided to live a better 20s.

I pointed out a few things like social media, peer pressure, and many more things affecting the world generally.


Don't forget that we are all in this together and if you need someone to talk to, you can always send me a mail. Watch the Youtube vlog below.


You can also watch the full video on youtube


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nz8Uc33TNe4
You're in your 20s and you're giving advice to people in their 20s...
Have you seen a B.Sc holder lecturing B.Sc students? Lol

Okay not to be mean now, you're doing great.You're pretty too.
And nice set of boobs I'm seeing there.
RomanceRe: I Farted In Front Of A Guy Today. I Feel Like Dying. by Albertone(m): 10:53pm On Jul 05, 2022
Mrscarter:
Lol that's worse than wat happened to me tday. I got in an elevator to leave work n as soon as the doors shut a man said ooh pardon me. I tried not to breathe til the elevator opened n i bolted out. Luckily was only 4 floors dwn.
Reminded me of when someone farted in a car I was in.
AC on with windows wound up.
PoliticsRe: Bandits Attack President Buhari's Convoy In Katsina, Two Injured by Albertone(m): 10:31pm On Jul 05, 2022
tfelicityk:
This is shameful...

Well, kudos to the securities men attached to the convoy.
I can imagine how bullets rained on the Bandits' head.
Combined team of Police,Soldiers and DSS is no joke.

Bandits collect wotowoto.
PoliticsRe: Bandits Attack President Buhari's Convoy In Katsina, Two Injured by Albertone(m): 10:27pm On Jul 05, 2022
Vickym1:
grin
If it's true is good him undecided

Let him know what an ordinary Nigerian past true in hands of these monsters..

Y didn't the bullet touch him na.. Mitcheeeeewwww

I Wish they kidnap him.. Chai undecided
Your English is enough to repel the attack
TravelRe: Terrible Multiple Accidents At Upper Iweka, Onitsha, This Morning (Pictures) by Albertone(m): 8:08pm On Jul 05, 2022
247Dior:
Igbos are rare gem and don't really need to be liked by half humans
You mean rare drug púshers?
RomanceRe: As A Lady,would You Date A Military Man? by Albertone(m): 8:06pm On Jul 05, 2022
Divoc19:
Yes bro. For the cruise if need be.
But if the other person falls in love na vawulence premium
See what incessant breakfast has caused grin
IslamRe: 21-Year-Old Destroys Mosque In Jigawa (Pictures) by Albertone(m): 4:31pm On Jul 05, 2022
"I believe that there no god/God but Jehovah."
"I believe that Jesus is God's Holy son."
"I believe that christianity is the Only True Religion."

If you tell them to kill their mothers for their moon god,they will gladly do!
Gullibility at it's peak!
RomanceRe: As A Lady,would You Date A Military Man? by Albertone(m): 4:05pm On Jul 05, 2022
Dynmyt:
They would not want to say. Dating them is sweeter than marrying them. The only good thing is Armed forces recognises spousal support in the event of death and neglect. But you see loyalty from their men is like a camel passing through an eye of a needle. The reasons are not far fetched.
Even the wives too are not loyal.

Imagine husband and wife not meeting for 3 years.Chances of loyalty will be slim.
RomanceRe: As A Lady,would You Date A Military Man? by Albertone(m): 4:03pm On Jul 05, 2022
Divoc19:
Yes I will. But not marriage
So you date for fun and with no intention of it leading anywhere?
RomanceRe: Single and Searching (SAS) by Albertone(m): 4:01pm On Jul 05, 2022
lavylilly:
You a big fool
Oloshooooooo

5 naira pússy.
ProgrammingRe: My Software Engineering Journey In ALX Africa by Albertone(m):
CelebritiesRe: Ayra Starr Fires Back At Troll For Calling Her 'Prostitute’ (Pix) by Albertone(m): 8:54pm On Jun 23, 2022
Muna400:
She is still Young.. With tym, she will change her style.. In 10 years tym, she won't dress like diz again and if she happens to see her diz her earlier pictures, she will cringe and will wonder y she ever dressed like diz.. Don't call her ashewo
Seems you don't know our female artistes use their body to sell their music.
Those who can't do that won't be heard.

Tiwa is over 40 and she still does it and doesn't cringe.
Don't allow your daughter do this and say you'll leave her cause she is still young..... unwanted pregnancy and abortion loading.
CelebritiesRe: Ayra Starr Fires Back At Troll For Calling Her 'Prostitute’ (Pix) by Albertone(m): 8:50pm On Jun 23, 2022
JosephXavier:
The small girl is young, pretty, has a great body and like showing off her beach body

That shouldn't be the reason why she should be called ashewo, abi any of una don pay her for sex before?

So many ladies would want to have that kind of body but couldn't
Okay so you don't mind your daughter being almost naked if she has a beach body?
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Announcing Payment Of WAEC Fees For All Lagos Students In Year 2000 by Albertone(m): 7:35pm On Jun 23, 2022
Jack500:
A leader with a difference.
Always setting the pace


I am BATified.

Tinubu 2023
You better take down your picture make BAT haters no go knack you 2 by 2 for outside.
SportsRe: Ronaldo Wants To Pay For Damage Caused By Bodyguard Crashing His Bugatti by Albertone(m): 5:11pm On Jun 23, 2022
paulolee:
looolz....see wetin person de imagine? how to gain from accident or misfortune, why Nigerians sabi reason like dis?
na so me n sodiq de waka n one range rover splash us water, sodiq say jus imagine say na davido get dt ride, I for pursue am sleep for road till de drop 2m...na wah oo
Make buhari convoy jam am for road, them go wipe am koboko for throat join.
CrimeRe: Moment A Nigerian Police Officer Rejected Monetary Gift From Motorist (Video) by Albertone(m): 5:09pm On Jun 23, 2022
Rastaramsey:
This man is a rare gem...
Real life experience
For Beni ,Naso three foolish policeman stop me last year collect 150k from me....

I bin wan use jazz spoil their lives but my i.p man tell me say he go bounce back come my side...


Most Nigerian police officers are useless...
You go think say their real work na to collect bribe....
In short, your ip man jazz no fit catch police.

Change am.
CrimeRe: Moment A Nigerian Police Officer Rejected Monetary Gift From Motorist (Video) by Albertone(m): 5:08pm On Jun 23, 2022
izzou:
[color=royalblue]You offered him money when he didn't ask

So definitely, he would be suspicious. Maybe you have ritualistic intentions cheesy

We all know that they don't fail to ask.

If you want to know how nauseating this is, take the diversion from Lagos Ibadan Expressway heading to Ore.

Over 15 checkpoints and ALL are asking for Money. [/color]
Giving the money while recording him on camera.
We know they are all dull but even the dullest of them all will smell a rat.
PoliticsRe: Lady Goes To Verify Price of Peter Obi Pair Of Shoes In London Mall(vid) by Albertone(m): 1:44am On Jun 23, 2022
[quote author=Flipmac post=114065328][/quote]You look really beautiful and mature.
I like beautiful and older women.
RomanceRe: I Just Realized Something New About Nairaland by Albertone(m): 11:36pm On Jun 21, 2022
Shaolin77:
Type Yoruba with 2 m and see what it turns to


Yoruba
RomanceRe: I Just Realized Something New About Nairaland by Albertone(m): 11:31pm On Jun 21, 2022
President Buhari

Modified:
Seun why?? grin

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