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RomanceRe: Help! I Am In A Relationship With A Big Manipulative Woman by Albertone(m): 12:19pm On Jun 21, 2022
DOWN2HeartLoved:
When she wants to give birth I took BG risk, she's from Orogun,if anything would have happened to her I would have been held responsible,still yet

A point I skipped,why did she say I should say am her brother at the Hospital.

Can you believe same thing happened on the Onset of the relationship,I should say am her brother
What I'm about to say is the plain truth:
She just used you to get pregnant as age is no more on her side.

She wanted you to say you're her brother because to her, you are not dating.You are just her sperm donor.
Also,she doesn't want people to see her,as old as she is,dating a small boy.[You are the one dating her,she is not dating you].

She used juju to tie you because she wants to have more children with you.
She also wants you to keep pleasing her and spending money.
PoliticsRe: Soldier Pushed Around By Man Who Tried Assaulting Him (Photo, Video) by Albertone(m): 11:35am On Jun 21, 2022
RaptorX:
Tell your so called cousins to misbehave outside Fort Bragg and Fort Campbell even in full uniform, and they will found out quickly that the civilian local police will arrest them first and detain them before calling the base MP's to pick them up and not even in all cases depending on the crime. You have no clue about the powers wielded by an average American police officer and nothing an American soldier fear more than dishonorable discharge so they don't behave like Nigerian soldiers not even close.

Go and watch the video of the two white police officers pepper spraying that black soldier in full uniform and arresting him, sorry to disappoint you but in the US and most advanced Western democracies the police are way higher up in authority than soldiers, hard for you to believe because you are Nigerian used to illiterate aboki soldiers abusing you so I don't blame you.

Never seen or heard of anyone charge with impersonation wearing camo when the thing is sold widely and openly in basically all clothing stores in the US ,you must think you are talking to a novice or think you are in Nigeria where recruits will be flogging you for wearing camo shorts.
Obviously,If a soldier is life threatening to a civilian,a police officer can intervene.Not because police is higher than soldiers but because he/she is discharging his/her duty as a police officer...protecting citizens.
If police are getting in the way of soldiers too,the soldiers can handle them.

The police and soldiers aren't in the same hierarchy, chain of command, or organization.Neither is above the other!
You're saying it as if a US soldier is like our own civil defence. undecided


I'm not talking of just camo shorts.Go and wear camo shirt,camo trousers,camo cap with their belt too(all in same pattern of camo).Then go to the entrance of any military base.
CultureRe: Late Alaafin’s Wives Show Off New Houses by Albertone(m): 3:34am On Jun 21, 2022
Alexaonfleek:
You people should enjoy abeg kiss kiss kiss
Being the wife of an old man like that is not easy.
I can see most guys yarning dust up there, I hope you keep this energy when one of your brothers marries a foreign ancestor.
That man is not your regular old man.Are you aware he was an active boxer before he died?
He'll surely be handling his wife well.
PoliticsRe: Soldier Pushed Around By Man Who Tried Assaulting Him (Photo, Video) by Albertone(m): 2:13am On Jun 21, 2022
RaptorX:
It is only in Nigeria that soldiers have some kind of demi god status due to the long years of military misrule.in the US soldiers are lower than the Police and the police will handcuff any stupid soldier misbehaving, even firefighters have more status than them.
There is no country in the world where police and fire fighters are ranked higher than soldiers.Soldiers' training is tougher,they have more tasking duties,they face more danger than any other forces.Therefore,they receive more honour.
No soldier goes out with uniform without having people telling them "Thank you for your service" or people clapping for them.

Secondly,it is beyond the jurisdiction of a police officer to arrest/detain any erring soldier.That is why they have military police.Police departments are for civilians while military police are for military personnels.


Nobody fears soldiers there but they fear police and they are rarely seen in public and if in public never with a gun. You can even wear a camo into their base (barracks) and nothing will happen, their uniform chief of army, navy and air force all have civilian bosses called secretary of army , navy and air force.
An average citizen in the US doesn't fear soldiers nor police.Only criminal elements fear them(to an extent).But when it comes to respect, people respect soldiers who could be away for a year fighting for a good cause more.

You can't enter an army barracks without you being an occupant(with proof) there or being accompanied by an occupant.
Also,there is a limit to the way you can clad yourself in camo else you risk impersonation charges.


Source:
Two of my cousins(same parents) are in the U.S Army.One in Fort Bragg,North Carolina,the other in Fort Campbell,Kentucky.
Visited them once.
PoliticsRe: Soldier Pushed Around By Man Who Tried Assaulting Him (Photo, Video) by Albertone(m): 11:55pm On Jun 20, 2022
RaptorX:
If all you highlighted is the lies then I doubt if you have ever entered a plane before talkless of serving in the US military.
It's late now.
Tomorrow,I'll debunk your baseless claims.

To you people,it is everybody that counters you that has never boarded plane before.
TravelRe: Why Do People In The Diaspora Come Back To Nigeria To Settle When They Get Old? by Albertone(m): 11:39pm On Jun 20, 2022
gulfer:
In the disappear, nobody has time for any old man or woman... You either accept to be shipped to an old people's home or agree to a life in solitude and this you cannot manage...... Here in Nigeria, people still want to help and assist you especially when you're old but is not so in most western countries cool cool cool cool cool
How about the children of the old people?
PoliticsRe: Soldier Pushed Around By Man Who Tried Assaulting Him (Photo, Video) by Albertone(m): 11:19pm On Jun 20, 2022
Excalante:
Watch that video again and listen you will hear ioiln...
That's not a soldier rather a navy rating ...
That's an ordinary seaman
Stop saying what you don't know of.
Trying to sound like you know about the military yet, even a barrack boy will see the loops holes.
PoliticsRe: Soldier Pushed Around By Man Who Tried Assaulting Him (Photo, Video) by Albertone(m): 11:15pm On Jun 20, 2022
RaptorX:
It is only in Nigeria that soldiers have some kind of demi god status due to the long years of military misrule. in the US soldiers are lower than the Police and the police will handcuff any stupid soldier misbehaving, even firefighters have more status than them.

Nobody fears soldiers there but they fear police and they are rarely seen in public and if in public never with a gun. You can even wear a camo into their base (barracks) and nothing will happen, their uniform chief of army, navy and air force all have civilian bosses called secretary of army , navy and air force.
When you wanted to tell these lies, didn't you think there are some of us who could be in the US military or have close pals or families there?
PoliticsRe: Soldier Pushed Around By Man Who Tried Assaulting Him (Photo, Video) by Albertone(m): 11:10pm On Jun 20, 2022
naija1stnigar:
Nothing special about them na,many times if I go to the barracks and see young lads who just finished secondary school warming up to join the army I just laugh, because majority of them are people who even when two of them picks up a fight with me I will not be afraid to do the needful without fear.
Don't you know the transformation process of civilian to military?

Those fresh out of secondary school lads,when they join the army,you will be a no match for them.
ProgrammingRe: My Software Engineering Journey In ALX Africa by Albertone(m): 10:57pm On Jun 20, 2022
Ebube043:
Good evening sir,am an engineering student although we are still on strike,do you feel it's possible to combine school work and the training? Secondly I need some materials and guidance from you,so I can start preparing prior to August 15,thanks sir
Your questions have all been answered on this thread.
ProgrammingRe: My Software Engineering Journey In ALX Africa by Albertone(m): 10:55pm On Jun 20, 2022
Anonymous6o6:
I assure you it will be quite stressful but I will encourage you to do it if you can.

Besides... I'm a law student myself lol
Wow!
Alright thanks.
RomanceRe: My Relationship Just Crashed This Morning. by Albertone(m): 3:41pm On Jun 20, 2022
Ishilove:
Jobless mofos
Abeg dey clarify.
Shey na Nairalanders or RedPillers or Op & his ex?Who gan gan?
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Has Been Named The Manchester United Player Of The Year by Albertone(m): 4:52pm On Jun 19, 2022
Cubalabloo:
But not certainly sweeter than you darling.
Simps just plenty die!
ProgrammingRe: My Software Engineering Journey In ALX Africa by Albertone(m): 1:53pm On Jun 19, 2022
Anonymous6o6:
Guys

This message is for all alx students irrespective of your cohort!

Today I noticed a lot of people have been evicted and their account disabled.


.........


You know another amazing thing about ALX curriculum, if you graduate with all that skill, you can work as a DevOp engineer, Data engineer, backend developer, frontend, full-stack. It is very EASY to apply but VERY difficult to reach the end. Yes! ALX is hard! Which is why you should go hard towards grabbing the opportunities before you.
Thanks for this.
However, I'm an undergraduate.My cohort will start by August.
Is it possible to combine schooling with ALX?
It's scary grin
ProgrammingRe: My Software Engineering Journey In ALX Africa by Albertone(m): 1:45pm On Jun 19, 2022
Classic1:
Text based, with room for practise
Thanks bro.
RomanceRe: I Bin Go Do Photo Shoot I Saw This Type Of Lady (pic) by Albertone(m): 1:26pm On Jun 19, 2022
EbenezerTriumph:
if you think I'll dedicate my time to exchange words with you, you must be joking.
for insulting me let me tag the mods to do the needful
Was jeon the one who mentioned me or you edited her post to mention me?
ProgrammingRe: My Software Engineering Journey In ALX Africa by Albertone(m): 9:53am On Jun 17, 2022
Classic1:
Best way to study Emacs that is working for me is the Emacs tutorial right inside Emacs. They are so detailed.
Although I have watched a Youtube tutorial video which i didn't finish and read an article on Emacs online

Anonymous, I'm patiently waiting for C# pdf cry cry cry
Wow thanks.

Are the tutorials text based or they are videos?

Classic1:
I guess he means when we can successfully learn the emacs commands stated in this pdf without cramming
Thanks.
FamilyRe: Am Heartbroken by Albertone(m): 9:52am On Jun 17, 2022
CYBERSOLDIERSre:
Why are you here if you're not selling Mkpurummiri for Tinubu.

Ofe-mmanu onye arurala.

Ndiobi ojoo.

Osochi egbu.
Gwa nna gị ihe ahụ.
Onye Developer!
ProgrammingRe: My Software Engineering Journey In ALX Africa by Albertone(m): 7:06pm On Jun 15, 2022
Anonymous6o6:
Here's what you need to know in emacs
The concept
The command lines

If you know that to open a file in emacs you have to type...

echo "C-x C-f" > opening

Then you won't have much difficulties.

And please don't cram
Cramming won't help you at all because if you look up at the curriculum, you will realize we have a lot to do.

Get a Note book and write down the command lines and their functions. It helped me.
Thanks.
But your instruction is not too clear.
Am I to type echo then ctrl c then ctrl f then > opening

Anonymous6o6:
You don't need to install them all since alx has a sandbox and you can use your terminal if you want. You just need to connect it from the sandbox.
Any idea how to do the terminal stuff?
ProgrammingRe: My Software Engineering Journey In ALX Africa by Albertone(m): 7:01pm On Jun 15, 2022
Technerdguy:
You don't need to install all of them for now, ALX has a sandbox on the intranet that you can use for your tasks.
But you can have Bash install if you are on windows, or better still have Linux (Ubuntu) install in your system and just use the terminal.
Please can you give details of this bash and how I can use it to do all?
ProgrammingRe: My Software Engineering Journey In ALX Africa by Albertone(m): 6:58pm On Jun 15, 2022
Classic1:
Honestly bro, I'm confused. I'm currently downloading and installing it. it looks pretty heavy (more than 500mb).

If i download and install all of these (emacs, shell, vi, git and GitHub. vim,linux,C.) My system will lag seriously.
Emacs shouldn't be more than 200mb.

So vi editor is different from vim??Eh God!
I've only downloaded vim and emacs but saved the tutorial for most.
ProgrammingRe: My Software Engineering Journey In ALX Africa by Albertone(m): 1:51pm On Jun 15, 2022
Anonymous6o6:
Yes
But! You will need to prepare ahead or you will quit before you even start because of the world load and tasks.
I'm trying to learn emacs,I don't understand a single thing!
I don't even know what to do with it.
Is this how you felt when you started?
RomanceRe: I Found Love On Nairaland!!!!! by Albertone(m): 12:31pm On Jun 15, 2022
care4you:
A.lbertone your attention is needed here...


grin grin angry sad
If only he knew grin grin
RomanceRe: Male Sex workers Spotted Waiting For Customers In Abuja (Photos, Video) by Albertone(m): 2:30pm On Jun 14, 2022
Shalommy:
Chaii.. Naija guys are becoming useless. cheesy cheesy
Who first started prostitution and hook up?
Who dominates the sex industry?
How many celebrities cum prostitutes are females?

The joke's on the bleeding gender.
CelebritiesRe: Papaya Ex Caught With Her Married, Yahoo Boy Lover in Lekki - Gistlover by Albertone(m): 12:55pm On Jun 14, 2022
Successkay12:
Isn't a crime for her to follow a married man. The man might have plan of having two wife's but the fraud issue and EFFC go settle that one
It is a crime because Nigerian constitution doesn't support polygamy.
RomanceRe: Do You Find Prominent Collarbones Attractive? by Albertone(m): 10:26am On Jun 14, 2022
Transcriber:
yeah bro. A Megan thee stallion kinda babe cool wink
Exactly!
FamilyRe: ₦150000: Nigerians Underprice Our Sperm - Donors Cry Out by Albertone(m): 10:25am On Jun 14, 2022
koyyess:
Good.
Lol insecurity made you change my post.

Own what you type,face me and defend it like a man.
Sissy boy.
CrimeRe: Lagos Prostitute, Hannah Saliu, Burnt To Death For Keeping Quran In Room by Albertone(m): 8:58am On Jun 14, 2022
Candidlady:
sad

What sorta madness is this undecided
You had sex with her paid her 1 thou' even had the guts as a crook and eediot that you are to steal her 5 thou'

Then lynched her after cuz you discovered quran in her room

Claiming how can she have such book in a room where customers come to sex her undecided

this kinda news makes me sick to my bones

Men are one of the problems we have in thus world
this world would have been a peaceful place if it got no men
Kindly lynch em too.

But before you set em ablaze, confirm the number of rounds saliu had with the eediot deranged gender then insert that same amount of office pin into their dvcks and anus


Lagos
Dead state

Men
Dead gender
So your father too is a dead gender and one of our problems.

Without men,you won't be existing.Without men, it's animals that will be fúcking you hard.
RomanceRe: Do You Find Prominent Collarbones Attractive? by Albertone(m): 8:31am On Jun 14, 2022
Datboredberri:
No comment? undecided

If it's about my vagina... 5 pages...

Stupid men...
You calling us stupid?

If I had seen this earlier, I wouldn't have commented on this thread... that's way overboard nau.
RomanceRe: Do You Find Prominent Collarbones Attractive? by Albertone(m): 8:29am On Jun 14, 2022
Datboredberri:
I agree... But certain features would definitely turn a man on...

Long legs...

Thigh gap...

Large boobs... Etc

I want to know if some men see a prominent collarbone and are immediately attracted...

Could you take this thread to the frontpage? smiley
You must have spent so much time on quora for you to think Nigerian men also find those things attractive except large boobs.

We have no business all those collar bone, thigh gap etc.
Just give us a thick girl with fine face,big boobs,wide hips,fat ass and thick thighs.
FamilyRe: ₦150000: Nigerians Underprice Our Sperm - Donors Cry Out by Albertone(m): 1:47am On Jun 14, 2022
koyyess:
Your $perm ain't worth sh1t cause it's got your defective inventless genes. angry
Sperm doesn't worth shit.
You are made from your father's sperm.
Therefore,you also don't worth shit.

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