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[quote author=UyaiIncomparabl post=113779866][/quote]I'm serious.
It's only women you see on mountains looking for fruit of the womb.

UyaiIncomparabl:
You can ejaculate like 15 times in one day. Is the sperm even fertile? No be to cum full cup oh.

Yen yen yen yen yen. Don't come under my comment again.

We can link up so you can realize how fertile it is.That is if your own egg is fertile.

Alexaonfleek:
Compared to the stress women go through being egg donors, it's not even worth it.
These ones just have to take tests in order to ensure they're healthy enough to donate and nut in a cup.
They have endless supply of spermatozoa, something that we don't have.

Also,the more egg you donate,the less egg you have.
While we can be donating sperm everyday of our lives with no problem

pocohantas:
It should be N20,000 sef. The process to get your sperm is very fast and non-intrusive. You can’t say same for the eggs.

You must have been with one minute men all your life for you to think that the process of getting sperm is fast.

UyaiIncomparabl:
And eggs sell for 200k-1M and even more (in better fertility clinics).

I'm so glad to be a woman.

I can ejaculate 15 times in one day with billions of sperm in it.
Can you bring 15 eggs in one day?

Mariangeles:
You can start trouble, but you can't finish 'em? Ole!
People like you who appear innocent do worse things. I see through people like you.

If you know what I passed through I'm my line of work,you people won't be saying this.

You have forgotten that an introvert can be anybody.Soldier,cultist,actor,footballer, politician,just name it.
Y'all think all introverts hide behind their keyboard inside their room 24/7.

OneKinGuy:
Funny enough, you can't say this in my face but here you are, forming tough introvert
Anyways, do what ever you want big man

Is there sense in what you just said?Who are you that I can't say it to your face?
Funny this is coming from you to an ex-paramillitary man.

You must think introversion means low self esteem.

Bahamas95:
Technically I would say she did, I wasn't interested in her at first because of her age. I haven't dated someone that young before, I was feeling reluctant to make the move because deep down in my heart I regarded her as my sister.

Her mum visited oneday and she introduced me to her as her bestie, as we were seeing her off the last statement she made was "TAKE CARE OF MY BABY". It was as if they poured cold water on me, that statement made me weak that day but I didn't tell her.......I didn't wanna betray her mum's trust by having any form of sexual affair with her.

Onething led to another and we're dating now, our families are aware of it.

Wow interesting!

Mariangeles:
An angry introvert spotted!

Na for online una dey sabi form kitikiti, dey form katakata!
Open mouth talk for real life na problem.
Can you even make eye contact?

Angry bird!

Why will I have to involve in trouble when I have boys who live for trouble?

Challenge me offline and you go know say na weed money e go cost me to deal with you.

OneKinGuy:
I used to call myself an intorvet till I realized I was dumb shy. You can comfort yourself like calling yourself fancy words like introvert, There is a whole world there to explore. Keep living in your shell all in the name of being an intorvet. Introvert ko intovert ke.

You were the one who abused the word "introvert".
This is a clear difference between dumb and shy AND introvert.

Don't bother opening this thread.It's for flat heads and mpkurummiri people.

Katier00:
LoL. Extremely measures bros but the truth remains that it was absolutely unnecessary stating that here. It tells a lot about her personality

Stating it here is not the problem but having such mentality is.

Oskido666:
Bro which side for Calabar you dey?

You wan tear hin nyash bah?

Flamemignon1:
The hypocrisy keeps jumping the jeep.... it's understood for straight people my ass
@thebolded......is that all you think of human sexuality.....sex,are you that much of a pervert that when you hear of homosexuality, you quickly imagine the sex? Seriously dude, it's got to stop,you don't think of the same shit for you strykes,I know of gay men who are asexual and don't even care or like sex,same with straight asexuals and also gay men who are disabled yet they care deeply for one another,wish I could say the same thing for most Nigerians who see people as a sex object before the see people as human beings both queer and straight people alike
Moreover,there are different types of gay sex,not everyone is a fan of anal when there's frottage,mutual mast etc,sex is relative and people define it in their own way

You're the hypocrite here.Who doesn't know majority of romantic affairs involve sex?
How many gay men are asexual or disabled?

So I wasn't wrong for pointing out the sexual part.

Flamemignon1:
I've seen them in skits though

All those outings they cross dress to are skits also, right?

Bahamas95:
Terror? Lol, no am not.
Only people who ain't used to me would call me that, once you get used to me you would find out am very simple. It's just that I don't tolerate nonsense, before you say or do anything with me you must apply caution. I am like a cutlass with both sides, (Sharp and blunt) I show you any side you want.

As for my love life I can't date or marry an extrovert, I tried it before it didn't work out I had to let her go. My present girlfriend is an ambivert and we're doing well. According to what she told me she fell in love with me because of my calm nature.

When she came to the hostel I was the last guy to talk to her, I didn't know she was itching to have a conversation with me but didn't know how to start it because she was kinda shy/scared.

She has gotten used to me now but some of her friends are still finding it difficult to understand me. One was telling her the other day that she doesn't know when am angry or happy........I can't believe someone said that about me.

Were you the one that asked her out or she did?

Mariangeles:

I nukwa separate rooms?

If you want to speak English, speak it.If you want to speak Igbo, speak it.
No dey confuse person.

Nukwa kor nupe ni.

Enny2013:
Ha! No abeg. I Neva prayed for such marriage. Separate rooms and just a kid kwa?

That's better.
Cos whenever you want your personal space and want to be alone, you'll start giving your hubby attitude because he is in the room with you.

OneKinGuy:
There is nothing like being an intorvet. You are just dumb shy and it's very bad

Truly, literacy is not by academic qualifications.

You're not an introvert,how come you arrive at such fallacious conclusion?

RepoMan007:
None of the above. They are borne. That's to mean they are recreated in the soulish/spirit realm.

Rest!

This doesn't relate to what we are saying here.

Katier00:
you just spoiled this beautiful thread by this statement. Somethings are better left unsaid

If I were to be her husband, I'll ensure my dime doesn't touch her hand.

Flamemignon1:
Those done with comedic undertones aren't

Bobrisky and James brown are not comedians nor skit makers.

Flamemignon1:
Yet,some straight people who want to spice up their lives and fulfil their fantasies and fetishes have anal sex

As for the bolded, that's why I said nature has anomalies and again with associating them homosexuality with the others isn't helping your part

Anal sex is sick.But it is still understood for straight people.
But why will a man allow his fellow man to be daggering him with a penis at a place meant for exit alone??

Satan01:
her babies looks like NOODLES

I see more of spaghettini.

MALIGNANTGuest:
How much can afford a Good Phone?
With a standard Camera
I'm Interested..

Ensure the person you want to buy from is reputable.
If not, your money will be used to drink beer and smoke canadian loud.

Ishilove:
Tah! Which full chest? Should I show you uy own so that you will know the meaning of full chest?

Mention me when you post it.

Atleast make I happy small since morning.