Dialpad:
I still don't understand, where are those that will vote for the labor party.

They have no national structure.

Lol.
Parties with national structure, see where they've taken Nigeria to

I wish the penalty for stealing public funds is death.

I thank God that this ipob menace isn't in the south south.

Focwireless17:
Please I really need help from naira landers living in Kano because I am planning on relocating there in search for jobs. I studied biochemistry with a 2nd class upper and I am ready to do any work at all.
Also willing to relocate anywhere so far there is space for me.

HELP A BROTHER

Omo...if you're not a Muslim just be careful sha.
Anything wey sup, you dey oyo.

Parachoko:
Imagine if it was Tinubu sleeping at an event like this

A lot of people sleep off during an event, especially if its boring but it is not normal to pee on your body in public.

I hope your church suspends you for unwanted pregnancies too.
Because in the other thread, people kept justifying the church suspending the girl for having an unwanted pregnancy

folake4u:



Lmao. Your own is even 3.

Mine is just 1. It was my Uncle's wedding. Even at that, they told us, all kids to stay outside.

Hope food reach una hand sha

I thought it was always that way
Growing up, I don't remember attending more than 3 weddings, and they were all that of close relatives.

Froshloaded:
I scored 30
My preferred course: IFA science

school

shogsman:
I wish there was a way I could reward the highest scoring nairalander in this jamb,we have to start celebrating brains

You can create a giveaway thread for that, and tell them to send proof.
Their jamb score, along with a proof of identity.

SmartPolician:


Keep lying to yourself!

BTW, why is it that JAMB doesn't give candidates their scores immediately?

What's the essence of an exam being online-based if I cannot see my score instantly?

Haa Abeg o
Jamb doesn't have enough resources yet to fund an ambulance and paramedics

Make person wey get 21 no go get increased BP for there o, make dem get am for their papa house.

lebete3000:
My own take is when you are in Rome you simply behave like a Roman.

You know there's Sharia in a particular area, yet you go there and be forming sophisticated, Porsche and woke.

You go just collect wotowoto...

Not everyone believes dialogue brings solution, and you can't force people to believe it does. They believe violence is the answer, so you that knows this, avoid them.

If e no work again, just comot their place and no go again.

Was working in Zamfara some years ago and I already saw some of these things about to happen, I simply Japa and leave their state for them.

Aboki no dey carry ANY of their tin play at all. Even their state hospitals sef, common begger go behave like sey hin money dey part of wetin dey take build am.

They're the most patroitic and loyal set of beings you can find out there, and are ready to kill and be killed for what they believe in.

Either behave yourselves around them or move, shikena...

This is a very wrong mentality.
When these aboki come down to the south, nobody harasses them because of their religious beliefs, and even if they insult Jesus, no body touches them..
Why don't they keep the same energy up north?
As a Christian female, I would probably get lynched if I'm seen wearing a knee length skirt, while a Muslim female in the south is allowed to wear burka, which could possibly even carry bombs.
It's not right.
If they can't tolerate Christians over there, I don't see why we should tolerate them here.

Ishilove:

Christians too should defend themselves na. Abi?

I saw a video of Christians chasing them back when they tried to burn a church

Na curfew go solve their problem?
If as a governor you can't fish out the perpetrators even when their faces were clear in the video, then it's obvious you don't care either!!!
And you shouldn't submit your form for president too!!!

GloriousGbola:
Then the next time this joker flies a plane with Christians aboard, he shoukd also be lynched

Does this rich dunce not understand that saying jesus (isa) is a prophet and not God is also blasphemy as far as Christians are concerned?

As always the real story - oppression of minorities.

[/b]Or why are no abokis attacking Christians in southern Nigeria?[b]

They wouldn't dare, dem dey craze?
Someone on this forum said Muslims are best when they're in minority, and I agree with that person.
Most countries where Muslims are majority are always in a perpetual state of war and poverty, with just 0.0001% percent of the population with all the wealth.

Omo..... these Muslim northerners are just irredeemable, whether rich or poor.
This country needs to be divided.
I just hope if Peter obi eventually becomes president, they don't replicate what they did in Jonathan's era to him.
And I really hope that if Peter obi becomes president, he would eventually divide the country at the end of his tenure or at least give states a lot more power, just like its done in the US.

Not a bad take at all

Magnoliaa:


Lobatan. Med what?

I'll just hope he's newly admitted and still has the chance to grow and learn more? Abi it's only things about women he doesn't know? Because if a med student no know that... I don't want to think of other things he probably doesn't know of.

Yeah....he just started taking actual courses on the human body.
And he was willing to learn too, unlike nl alfa males.
Sec education should be a thing in secondary schools so that men have at least basic education on these things....but then over religious people will come for your head.

oyeb15:
Women in Power are wicked souls.

Expect her to deal ruthlessly with uncompromising staffs and assume dictatorship.

All the men in power are kind?
Look at how male politicians in power are killing the country daily.

Magnoliaa:


So just say you refused to learn or to take note. Not that you were not taught or you do not have access to information.

If you can know to put your peepee in a VJ or to download pornography on your phone, if you can know how to make a baby, nothing's stopping you from knowing the basic things about a female's body.

Nobody is saying you should know KNOW. Like knowing in toto or 100% of things. Even if you're not obligated to. If you don't speak or give ignorant takes on a woman's biological makeup, and kept quiet whenever it's things having to do with a woman's body, nobody will drag you.

Simple. That's the point of this. A lot of men are ignorant about the above, and they are not only ignorant, they openly display their ignorance. So if they are being talked about, sit it out. Don't feel the need to defend them with all you are saying here.

Don't give me the "with all that is going on in the country and in the world." Have you stopped having sex since Boko Haram started bombing or have you stopped asking ladies out since bandits and herdsmen started kidnapping and killing people?

Of course, even some ladies do not know. First, that's not the focus of the post. Secondly at that, even for a lady who do not know all the sht about her body, she still knows a whole lot more than an ignorant guy.

And you know, it's funny that some of you guys are here defending your RIGHT to ignorance about female's biology, or simple things as menstrual circle, etc., but you somehow feel you're qualified to talk about pregnancy and abortions.

So if men are not obligated to know about the female reproductive system, tell me why men should be taking part in abortion discourses.

Lol, a lot of men actually think it's possible to hold in your menstrual flow like the way you hold your pee.
I just recently educated my bf on this, and he's a medical student

Omo.....I still thank God i didn't fill in ABU or any northern school in my jamb form in my quest for admission.

Meanwhile, the governor of sokoto is a presidential aspirant, if he can't take the lives of northern Christians seriously, then I wonder why he's still running for president.

Omo let him solve this ASUU strike before he steps down o

Serial48:


100 percent reality

Congrats babe
I'm glad it worked out for you
I love seeing love stories from young couples.

cochtrane:
So far, we have submissions from those listed below.
- If you know you've submitted and your handle is not listed here, that could mean you haven't put a summary on this thread. So, please quote this post and include your summary, or direct me to where you've put your summary.
- If you are on this list and haven't sent your student ID, please do. Otherwise, you haven't officially entered this competition.
- If you are here and your submission has nothing to do with the two proposed topics, then it's also invalid and will eventually be disqualified.
- Tomorrow remains last day of submission

Hello sir, here's a summary of my essay

Summary of the essay: Two plus two: An illustration of the concepts of perception and reality.


My essay sets out to properly analyse the concepts of perception and reality. I started by introducing a general overview of the two topics, comparing the answers to 'two plus two' which could have different answers, depending on how you look at it. I used this notion to explain how this theory could be used to explain the idea of concepts and reality. I further went on to compare these two theories by citing how they apply to society today.

 I also talked about the differences between these two concepts and illustrated the importance of seeing things from a perspective similar to reality.

I then concluded by emphasizing the importance of increasing one's level of orientation to match one's perception to what is similar to reality.

MeghaneMorgane:
Seperate room is not my thing. My husband and I will stay in the same room and live in the same house

Gbam!

And some brain dead zombies want to vote this product of a failed bdsm relationship as the next president of Nigeria.
Nawa

Dorwadora:



The girl nah correct simp. What a shame.

So you didn't ask her for money but she sent 250k into your account and you spent how much out of it?. Is it your money?... Oga you be thief. I know you brainwashed the poor girl. Asking indirectly because you know she will give you.

I remember reading your yarn last year nah, I even commented on it. You'll buy 200 naira thing, give her 5h and she'll give you 2k balance. No be craze be that?


Oga try go cool off for prison small. He go reset your lazy brain.

That's the exact truth.
The op, a lazy fool brainwashed the simp of a girl to give him money.
Im sure he always mentioned that he is broke, and does not have money without asking her for money, then the silly girl out of stupidity steals her mum's sweat and gives it to a lazy fool.
Very manipulative boy.
I hope the mum involves efcc in this, let him rot in jail.

9182736455O1999:
So many Hypocrates on this thread

Hypocrates kor, hippopotamus ni!!!!
If you have a jobless girlfriend that is giving you money like that, you better stop it before dem send you to barracks

Abfinest007:
U be thief na .thief still dey need advice.she is stealing from her mom to give to you and you are happy






The next topic I'm expecting from is" how my girlfriend's mom arrested me

This comment aged well....lmao!!!!!

AmadinFestus:
Obaseki has shown himself to be one of the best governor in terms of salary payment and well-being of civil servant. My wife is a civil servant in Edo state and her salary comes every 24th without delay. GGO is the man for the masses

AAU lecturers do not agree with you.

nomenclature:

How didn't he fix his marriage?
Is polygamy a crime?
Typical Nigerians, leaving the message nd attacking the messenger ,buhari, atiku, and all the grand fathers aspiring to rule you are all in polygamous marriage.

Oya contribute to buy normination form now, is it by mouth?