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SweetBoyFriend:

You can laugh at him all you want but he has accomplished many things you cannot achieve in your lifetime

Lavell Maurice Crawford made 1 million dollars in his Can a brother get some love

Made millions of dollars on the movie Breaking bad

Made millions of dollars in it's always sunny in Philadelphia

Performs all over the world

Has a mansion in hidden hills, calabasa, California, the same place Drake lives, a place you can't afford to buy a house in

Has a wife and two kids

His mother works for him and he pays her salaries

Tell me one thing you have successfully achieved in your life, I'm waiting

INVESTORBNAIRA:
Abeg wetin be average size of prick my own na 7.2 inches do i fall within average or big ?

desquad:
please o, what's the difference between the fornicating on 14th and the fornicating every other day?

hushshinani:
It's cool.... den dey protest cos dem no get awuff money wey dem dey see before...

chimah3:
kuku return all my offering i've been putting

since we all want to start playing stupid

yarimo:
That means travelling and taking of pictures will continue in Kogi state, instead of Gov YAHAYA BELLO to focus on workers salary and arrears with this money . But he won't

melodyogonna:
me self no understand oo, did not swear to die for nigeria??

adedayoa2:
Fine geh

SAINTSAMURAI:
@OP i think ure wrong in the aspect of fornication and love of money. "how can fornication destroy the life of a guy? unless if the guy is a learner and he dont know what condoms are. "any serious minded guy with a purpose in life can sleep with a lady at any time just for the fun of sex or if she is his girlfriend. "the only way fornication can destroy a guy's life is if maybe he contacts sexual diseases or a lady got pregnant for him. "IN the aspect of love for money. @op who dont love money? it is the love of money and the fear of brokeness that drives men to work hard everyday, if we dont love the money, then there will be no need to work very hard. we work hard because we want a confortable life and a jetsetting life style.

kolnel:
Durability does it for me
Can techno lasts four years ?
My I phone 5 is still waxing stronger after many years

Julianne10:
lol,i was so angry,because he didnt tell me he was coming inside my room,infact i slapped him.

donbenedict:


Is that an ancestor of rats?

tafabaloo:
Kkkk.....wrong target selection!

Last time I checked, as a Nigerian you have the right to travel to any part of the country, without fear of molestation.
By the way, do you expect BH elements to migrate as a group?

allthingsgood:
Silly lies. This thing is too long for text! Some pipo just crave cheap publicity

eroticecstasy:
you want the already confused guy to disfigure his wife's congo island?

i no dey dia

Bisjosh:
Op just calm down

We all(male and female) always will remember that special someone. Doesn't mean she would cheat on u


Do u also always tell her about everyone u meet?

kimond101:
God help us cause we are in the end times.
ISIS and Boko Haram don't know what they are fighting for because myself and many other muslims don't support what they are fighting for.
Killing of innocent people is forbidden.

P.S
To the poster below me,
I'll advise you learn about Islam from genuine source because some misguided people are comitting evil with th e name of islam doesn't mean islam and muslims are in support.
I know you have muslim friends who you trust even more than some Christian friends.
Terrorism has no religion.
Both muslims and Christians are victims of casualties. Now tell me who are they fighting for since they are killing their muslim brothers and sisters if they were true muslims?

Smartresult:
nice one but get ready for NYSC, if you don't what it mean then NYSC stands for national youth service corps but to people WHO have actually went through it often refer to it as now your suffering continues.
The condition in which most graduate are subjected to in the name of service to their fatherland is so pathetic. After years of struggle in higher institution of learning graduates are subjected to another struggle in the name NYSC.
With the current condition of living, N19, 800, is not enough for most students up keep. Though, the current president has promise to increase the corps members allowance from N19, 800 to N50, 000 in one of his interview with pressmen in 2014, the president has also reaffirm that he has a special package for youth corps members, no body know how this package is going to be but many hope that it will include the allowance increment.
The program should be improved because it is not career wise, corps member are not sent to the right place during their secontinue readingguy sharap there, you think say na NYSC money be the real money . I served back then in delta on 9800 and I was saving 5K each month . after buying food stuff I needed. Manage what you see.

fattbabakay:
That awkward moment in church when:

You enter the church some minutes to the end of the service and all eyes fall on you.

They're singing a particular song which you don't even know it exists

Everyone is dancing as if there's a gift for it and you're the odd one out, standing like a vertical log of wood

You're to dance to the front to drop your offering and the person in front of you is engaging in an endless buttock-shaking Shoki dance, blocking your way forward

You're being tapped by the usher, telling you to stop sleeping, then you will be like "i no dey sleep na", with sleepy red eyes

The pastor asks you to look at your neighbour eyeball to eyeball and your neighbour has only one eye...You gats close one of ur eyes too.

Wen your pastor asks you to pray that you'll buy that house you're living in as a tenant IJN and your landlord is sitting next to u, winking at you.

When you're to drink the holy communion and it pours on your white cloth


When the pastor is pointing at someone at your back and everyone is looking at you

Wen sinners are asked to come to the front and the whole church is still seated, lookin 4 who will stand up 1st!!

When virgins are asked to come forward and your mum is sitting next to you, smiling with the confidence of what u are not


Add yours......

dayo23:
lot of them not only yoruba, I know about an Ibo major who was to be transfered to Borno recently but he use an uncle of mine who is a senior at abuja to work his posting down to abuja. Who wan die bro This is not about tribe, NA should free kuti abeg. Useless Buran-tashi

aim5:
Ha I trust the Benins to handle these herdsmen.

Sijo01:
According to TV report the man whose mission was there to have fun was a fulani man. On sensing trouble, brought out his dagar & stabbed one of the person trying to collect money from him. The youth in the area retaliated and beat him to death.


Brothel name is 'popori center'

Feranmicharles:
Who among you whom beat that thief is holy? If there's any,let him come out and stone the thief

Like jesus said in john8:7

chaloner:

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this is noise making , like a touth ....go nd sleep abeg, wat did u knw , dis is time to judge PMB , dis is time to feed him wit d same cup u pple use for GEJ, so beta get use to dat

Sijioke:
aregbesola has a stone heart o.p it isnt 4months na 5 months sef. now tell me is this the kind of change we want. i pity all those that vote for buhari. Gej till 2019.