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Sunymoore: Did you mean that you are immortal?
Why are you not posting now? Or Satan says no.?

I am not immortal. I am protected by Satan, which is the next best thing.

can the mod that hid my post unhide it or show cause.

maybe she should go and moderate a south african forum.

maybe NL should make a list of deities we are allowed to worship.

Obinoscopy:

You think you are wise abi? . Please don't provoke any religious group here on nairaland, no matter how ingeniously subtle you might make it seem. Such isn't tolerated. Thanks.

which group does my doG worship provoke?

GeneralShepherd: You have been diagnosed with attention seeking syndrome( A.S.S)...hahahahaha

Should HBG decide for us whom to worship?

Obinoscopy: She's been a mod for a while now. She's no longer under my tutelage. I believe she's doing fine but if you think otherwise then you'll need to provide the admin with proof.

How do I contact admin?

I just told you she deleted my thread. I complained last week here but got no response from admin. https://www.nairaland.com/1512920/seun-rein-mods-please

I have decided to abandon Satan and worship the only true divine one. The Holy doG. But HBG said I cannot do that and deleted a thread I created in praise of my doG.

HumbledbYGrace: What did I do Alpheuos

You delete my threads where I worship my doG.

Obinoscopy: Alfa Selzer why are you making my lovely HBG to cry? What did she do to you?

She can't moderate. She keeps hiding posts and deleting threads even though no rules are broken.

my post hidden again. no rule broken. no reason given.

Ihedinobi: Logicboy, don't just through terms around. A straw man fallacy occurs when a debater addresses an argument that his opponent is not making. You claim even in the above that "certain viruses and bacteria cause disease as a result of their existence..." Is that not what I addressed?

I'll repeat myself, it is not the fact of their existence that is the reason for the existence of illness and disease. It is the disruption in the various relationships that the world was designed to run in that is the reason.

God created viruses and bacteria, He did not create the diseases they cause anymore than Toyota caused the death of a little schoolgirl who gets hit crossing the road when the sign says that all cars should stop. That is entirely on the drunk driver who operated the car.

making excuses for god is the christian mission in life.

ok, I know. I was dissappointed last week as the 42 million pounds turk wandered around old trafford and the welsh wizzard forgot his portions and all we had to fall back on was the mightly scandinavian warrior Nicklas.
However, prophesy was fulfilled and we went from top to top.
And unless a catastrophy of unimaginable proportion happens next weekend, we will still be on top.

UP GUNNERS! Firing!

Ishilove: Religion religion religion!!

There is so much wrong with religion

Come to me and be free.

Ishilove: Why do guys love saying such disgusting things?

Ishi my love. How body? Anybody been disturbing you lately? Do you need me light up a black incense in someone's name. Ask and it shall be done. Ave!

rabzy: You are just a jester and are for a certainty not a muslim, no muslim derides Jesus or any of the prophets on whom salawat is said. Many of the 'atrocities' you are citing were 'committed' by people that were honoured in the quran and as many of you say were muslims.

Satan forbid that I become a head knocker with gay tendencies. Imagine showing my ass to fellow men pretending I was praying!

Sunymoore: Yeah! Is Alpha kidnapped?

Alfa liveth.
Alfa fighteth evil forces
Alfa conquereth.
Alfa never dies.
Lord Satan says no.

I saw an ant lifting a peice of bread and I marveled as such strength. But yahweh cannot even move a grain of sand without help. Such powerlessness is astounding.

Lord have mercy!

rigormortis: lie lie ILL Allah

muhamaDUPE ra.pe sulaimon

......mass alarm brothers

allah hook kebab allah hu akbar

Please like this post if you agree.

Ajibam: Bro,
the issue of frontpage stuff is mixed up..
I don't remember the last time when I,hbg or Obadiah recommend topics for the frontpage... mukina always come to the section herself and pick a topic that can draw traffic.. I,personally do this moderator job cause I like helping people get things done accurately ..I don't gain any profit here but I know what I sacrifice daily for the job and on this matter of frontpage things,someone that has no sense of responsibility has the audacity to call the mods childish and petty..
well,,I choose to ignore it but I just want that thing to be clear to the sensible guys here that the supermod comes here to pick topics herself, ,and who are we to challenge the authority...

what exactly do you think your job is on this section?

RationalDude: @alfa,
- what do these spirits look like?
- HOW exactly are they tormenting you?
- why do you think you are being tormented?
and........
God does not visit nairaland, take your threats somewhere else (maybe the astral plane or something like that)

1 - they are spirits so you can't see them
2 - when I sleep, they wake me up. sometimes they murmur in my ear saying "Alfa! wake up". Sometimes they just send cold winter chills in my room even though the heater is on. Sometimes it is the reverse. The other day, my ac was full on but I was sweating profusely. I got a technician to look at my ac but he said everything was fine. My car stops sometimes in the middle of the road without any reason. 2 year old car! Fully serviced!. But the latest one was my phone ringing and when I pick it up, I hear a deep voice saying "Alfa, Stop".
3 - I have consulted and been told that these are the works of evil spirits sent by yahweh to force me to stop showing people the goodness of Satan. Anyway, it's not working.

texanomaly: How can rap.e be done morally? I'm hoping I am misunderstanding this post.

When god ordered the rape of war captives, was that immoral?

Joshthefirst: Kay17, please put your question in a better way. Rape is bad. Molestation is bad. Once atheists understand that morality has absolutes, then they cease to become atheists.
The absolutes of morality are not "evolved" or "reasoned", they are even noticed in babes who cannot reason yet.


@macof. Stop decieving yourself.

Can you expantiate on the bolded?

Kay 17: In simpler words, is rape immoral or the intent behind immoral

You are going to confuse the christian. To them, an act and the intent are the same thing.

4C2215131: Alfa, there's something else I would have you know...be careful what you wish for as you just might get it all and then some. Further more, note that when you look into the abyss, the abyss looks back at you. Telling you this not to ridicule you in any way, in fact I feel you are just having fun whch is fine, but should I be mistaken and per chance you do have 'Satanic' intentions then I submit to you that should true power be what you yearn for there are paths you can trode that make satanism look like a joke (which it s anyway as it is currntly practiced given all its allusions to new age philosophy).And just so you know, these paths have nothing to do with all the rubbish that nollywood and hollywood depict about the occult. These are noble paths.
Taking it a step at a time with you.

Seeing is believing.

Is Orji gay?