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This is the type of message that turn people gay.

joel lala:

Is this it ...If a christian or muslim was asked what his God created and he said (according to your post) 'His works are evident', wouldnt you be calling them ignorant..Arent you ignorant about the one you worship whereas you cant say or show us any sensible thing that satan did/created..SMH

Like I told you before, you are still ignorantly comparing us to yourselves. Not surprising seeing as you are a follower of an illiterate.

texanomaly: I'm thinking about it. Not sure yet.

Satanic wisdom. No trust.

joel lala: Is this your response..How pityful..please you said satan created all things but you cant show us where and how, arent you just a weakling in your own belief (i know you claim atheism, but if you want to support satanism here, then you should stick with the satanic books)

Can you prove that Satan didn't create all things?

joel lala: LoL..@Alfa, i knew that you will make me laugh with your response..so the power of satan can actually make your thread on front page but is unable to create anything sensible from time memorial..satan indeed is a second hand fiddle..(am still waiting for answers to the questions above)

Unlike your god, His powers are verifiable. His works are evident.

Reyginus: The above makes little sense.
Alfa, let's be frank here, his questions are not about christains nor atheists but satanists.
Please, let's focus on his op alone. I'm really interested in this topic.
No ad hominem. No diversion. Only satanism.

What exactly do you think Satanism is?

Here's the new thread for panel members only. See you there.

https://www.nairaland.com/1479178/end-year-awards-organisation-thread

This thread is for the panel members who are going to decide on the organisation of this year's end of year awards for the religion section.

Please we ask that you respect our work here and don't comment if you are not a member. There is a thread where general discussions and comments and suggestions concerning this event is taking place. Here: https://www.nairaland.com/1476542/religion-section-awards-night-sticky
Please use that thread instead.

We kindly request the mods to help us keep this place clean so that this year's event will be success.

Thank you all.

For clarity, the panel members are:

1) Alfa
2) Troll
3) Ishilove
4) macof
5) Paganja
6) ATMC
7) Divepen

Good, we have 4 votes. Motion passes. Let's start this thing.

Op, I can see that you are yearning to know Satan better. You are on the right path. Continue and he will reveal Himself to you.

Talking about Satanic powers. Let me not go into supernatural shenanigans and give an example that everybody can verify: THE SATANIC CHATBOX.

Xtians and atheists and what have you all need their chatboxes to be stickied in other to stay on the front page. Prayer cannot keep that on the front page. I asked the soldiers of christ for a sticky and they resorted to insults as usual. I then turned to Satan, lit a candle and asked him to show His power by keeping that thread on the Front Page for the rest of the year. Satanic power is overflowing there. People come in and give testimonies about how the thread affects them. We reached a milestone of 666 posts yeaterday. That same day we also reached another milestone of having more posts that the stickied non- xtian chatbox created by the prophet of jesus himself. That is Satanic power right in front of you. Silent and deadly.

Give your life over today and see all your worries disappear.

joel lala: If Alfa is man enough then, let him come out and deny satanism here live and direct, atleast atheism doesnt have anything to do with satanism

I will advise you to read this thread: https://www.nairaland.com/1105108/all-atheists-satanists

striktlymi: Cool!

I have to shake my head at you.

I put up a motion and already have one vote. Still waiting for other to vote. You made a counter suggestion and one support later, voila! ADOPTED!

What type of wuruwuru is this? You are not even a member of the panel. In what capacity are you still participating in this?

joel lala: The same reason why you are bothered about God and his followers...Now answer the questions above or are you a coward for your master.

You asked the question like the one-direction-xtian you are. We are no xtians and such do not have the same standards as you.

Your question showcases a foolishness that is synonymous with indoctrinated children's behaviour.

It's like asking Seun Osewa where he kept the Google source code.

Why are you people bothered about Satan and his followers?

superbloke: Y'all just signed up for a psych evaluation without knowing it. Stryktlimi...Nairaland's resident shrink!

he got the ladyfolks to spill their guts. If only ishi had listened and come under the protection of Satan.

barcanista: We don frustrate dat sexkillz for this forum...




As for d new mod, Seun is in talks with Musiwa

I tell you. Sexkils didn't know what hit him. He though politics section is romance section where they give each other roses and make up and wink and live happily ever after.

A big life lesson for him he learnt here: NEVER EVER SIDE WITH YOUR ENEMIES AGAINST YOUR OWN PEOPLE.

Strictly really, I don't know where you are going with this exercise. It sounds like a fruitless endeavour. I propose a motion that we abandon this exercise with immediate effect.

I propose another motion that we create another thread for the panel members only. It doesn't need to be stickied. The mods can help with deleting any post that is not done by a panel member. People can still post and do suggestions here but that thread will be just for us.

A majority vote of 4 from panel member is all I require for these motions to pass.

I vote yes.

[quote author=Soraya-Carvalho]Yes I can see you like Alfa a lot
I am starting to like him too , but not the way you like him lol... But still hope he is joking, such a nice guy a satanist? [/quote]
“Kindness is in a prison till it finds
Release in words or deeds.”
― William Kean Seymour, The Cats of Rome: New and Selected Poems

texanomaly: Philosophy for today? Morning Alfa.

Satanic quote from our Bilble.

striktlymi: Second task!!!

Prepare a note or letter to the individual who offends you most stating exactly how you feel about that person. No insults pls and don't mention any user id.

When you are done post your letter here.

Any individual or one of the team?

striktlymi: No offence taken!

Um...I see your point and it is very valid but I believe the first exercise is needed. Its not just about being here at an exact time but more about how well you guys can relate with each other, in other words, convince each other to be here.

Like I mentioned before, each one of us is used to doing things "my way" and the default response to one we don't see as part of our click is a NO!!! This exercise is meant to bridge that gap or break the divide if you will.

“The problem is that no matter how good your intentions, eventually you want to kill someone yourself.”
― Kenneth Cain, Emergency Sex (And Other Desperate Measures): True Stories from a War Zone

Joagbaje: Why don't we give a gift. iPads or so I can donate one.

Tithe was profitable this year, I see.

Joagbaje: It's not Gods responsibility, he has paid the price to save all from hell. It's man stubbornness that will take them to hell.

2 Peter 3:9
; but is longsuffering to us- ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance.

It is us Christians God is counting on, to bring the knowledge of the salvation to sinners.

Still answering the question nobody asked.

“What good are friends if they can't do you any good?”

[quote author=*Kails*]mschew. fckry[/quote]You are very welcome

I am not my brother's keeper.

RationalDude: Fairies are not beautiful, they only exist in fairy tales and ooo........... satan chooses special people too?

Why don't you give it a trial and see if it's tales or not?

RationalDude: Must i be initiated to get these mami...... hey, wait a minute, "mamiwaters" don't have "holes" u wan dupe me abi?

"Mamiwater" as in extremely beautiful like a fairy. Unimaginable beauty.

Yes, you must belong. They are reserved for the chosen ones of Satan.

Logicboy03: Money on another level
On the streets, I hear I'm hotter than the fu4cking Devil

You hearing voices now as well? This thread really affects people. Powerful stuff.

Image123: Ephesians 6:2 Honour thy father and mother; which is the first commandment with promise; 6:3 That it may be well with thee, and thou mayest live long on the earth.

Does this commandment apply to orphans or children of rapists and drug addicts?

Logicboy03: Guy....I'm impressed.....


Your hardwork is inspiring.............

It's not by my might
It's not by my piwer
But by His mighty and marvelous works
Praise the Lord of lords.