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Politics / Re: Army Major Churchill Orji Killed By Unknown Gunmen In Anambra (Photo) by AlfaSeltzer(m): 1:12pm On Aug 23, 2022
They have now started eliminating high ranking Igbos in the Army. Just like in 1966.
Career / Re: Moment A Rescue Worker "Cried" During Training (video) by AlfaSeltzer(m): 2:16pm On Aug 22, 2022
jojothaiv:
There are atheists in foxhole..

Na only atheists dey inside foxhole. The believers have gone to meet their creator.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Newcastle Vs Manchester City (3 - 3) - Live by AlfaSeltzer(m): 5:55pm On Aug 21, 2022
mightyleks:
he scores

Commentator's curse.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Newcastle Vs Manchester City (3 - 3) - Live by AlfaSeltzer(m): 5:48pm On Aug 21, 2022
Has Haaland even touched the ball twice this match?

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Politics / Re: Sowore On The Mobbed "Fake Pastor" by AlfaSeltzer(m): 5:39pm On Aug 21, 2022
Plumber-Bishop. The lack of shame it takes someone to write such an anomaly. Can only be an Afonja. Shameless people.

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Family / Re: My Gas Cylinder Was Stolen Tonight by AlfaSeltzer(m): 5:30pm On Aug 21, 2022
Have you ever paid income tax?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Newcastle Vs Manchester City (3 - 3) - Live by AlfaSeltzer(m): 5:28pm On Aug 21, 2022
Arsenal!
Arsenal!
Arsenal!
Arsenal!
Arsenal!
Arsenal!
Arsenal!
Arsenal!
Arsenal!
Arsenal!
Arsenal!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Leeds Vs Chesea (3 - 0) On 21st August 2022 by AlfaSeltzer(m): 2:53pm On Aug 21, 2022
43Ronin:


Cucurella? Why we even bought this guy I really do not understand.

What? You don't like great hair? grin grin grin grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Leeds Vs Chesea (3 - 0) On 21st August 2022 by AlfaSeltzer(m): 2:50pm On Aug 21, 2022
Hahahahahaha!
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Religion / Re: Why You Feel Remorseful After Certain Sexual Activities by AlfaSeltzer(m): 10:30am On Aug 21, 2022
Everytime I'm doing something sexual, I'm like "woah! Jesus is watching me right now and probably touching himself"
Sports / Re: Moment Anthony Joshua broke down in tears after losing rematch with Usyk (Video) by AlfaSeltzer(m): 10:18am On Aug 21, 2022
Afonja men. Always behaving like women even in public. Tufiakwa!

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Politics / Re: Nairaland Changes Tinubu 'Urchiin' To Tinubu 'supporter' by AlfaSeltzer(m): 10:27pm On Aug 20, 2022
Let me check something.
BATstard.
Politics / Re: Igbos Always Betray Themselves From Getting Presidency. See What Soludo Posted by AlfaSeltzer(m): 7:37am On Aug 20, 2022
Toneypen247:
How is it betrayal undecided

In his Afonja mindset, having two illustrious sons can only be a betrayal. They are like sheep that follow a single line of thought.

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Politics / Re: What Happened Between Me And An Igbo Woman Today by AlfaSeltzer(m): 7:33am On Aug 20, 2022
omenka:
99% of them won't bother to read it. All they'd do is see the moniker "PandoraObi" and conclude the thread must be an Igbo bashing thread, as though Obi is equivalent to Ndigbo.

These are the hallmark of of ipobic orientation. They're the daftest and most hateful and bigoted humans you can every find anywhere.

I feel so unfortunate sharing this space with them.

Says someone who would sacrifice and did sacrifice his relatives so he can share a space with us.
Politics / Re: What Happened Between Me And An Igbo Woman Today by AlfaSeltzer(m): 7:32am On Aug 20, 2022
PandaroObi:

I know the urge to type can make you not read.
She was an elderly woman that needed help. Her gift was more like a blessing to me. If not I for no collect am. You don't know me I real life bro.

Eiyaah. In Igboland, we the youths give to our elderly.
Education / Re: 10 Best Performing States & Regions In WAEC 2021 by AlfaSeltzer(m): 9:51pm On Aug 19, 2022
Imo missing, Ogun missing but Nassarawa and Sokoto are there.

I say fake list.

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Romance / Re: The Worst Pill I Had To Swallow As An Attractive Man by AlfaSeltzer(m): 1:31pm On Aug 18, 2022
A man's attractiveness is in his wallet. Know this and hustle in life.

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Politics / Re: Photo Reply: When Obasanjo Met Tinubu Vs when Obasanjo met Peter Obi by AlfaSeltzer(m): 5:51pm On Aug 17, 2022
Na so the other thread pain you reach . grin
Politics / Re: Ebuka Anisiobi, Former One Day Governor Of Lagos State Speaks. Photos and video by AlfaSeltzer(m): 7:50pm On Aug 16, 2022
scam
Foreign Affairs / Re: 4 Out Of 7 Electoral Body’s Commissioners Reject Presidential Results In Kenya by AlfaSeltzer(m): 7:46pm On Aug 16, 2022
What is Chiebuka doing in Kenya bikonu?
Health / Re: Beautiful Lady Drops Suicide Note On Facebook (Photos) by AlfaSeltzer(m): 7:43pm On Aug 16, 2022
Scammers everywhere.
Health / Re: 15-Year-Old Indian Injected Her Boyfriend's HIV Positive Blood To Prove Her Love by AlfaSeltzer(m): 9:57pm On Aug 15, 2022
Nature has a natural way of getting rid of stupid people.

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Politics / Re: See Labour Party Agbada (Pics) by AlfaSeltzer(m): 10:18pm On Aug 14, 2022
Oilwell:
Dear Obidients, please never let anyone gaslight you. Freedom don't come easy, keep the fire on, keep cooking.

Nigeria shall rise again.

Obi / Datti 2023

There is no freedom is a Zoo.
Foreign Affairs / Re: WHO: ‘Sex Is Not Limited To Male Or Female’ by AlfaSeltzer(m): 7:41pm On Aug 14, 2022
This is what happens when people stop fighting each other.

War is good.

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Politics / Re: Just In: Don't Insult The Yorubas, We Can't Vote A Walking Corpses by AlfaSeltzer(m): 12:21pm On Aug 13, 2022
Yamiriflathead:


Mynd44 lalsticlala seun
Rule 2

Snowflakes everyhwere.

Useless generation can't take it. Easily triggered. Always crying to mummy.

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Politics / Re: Tinubu: Beyond The Pyrates’ Offensive Song -PUNCH by AlfaSeltzer(m): 3:48am On Aug 12, 2022
Well said.
Politics / Re: This Is Why Biafra Agitation And Igbo Expansionism Will Never Die Out by AlfaSeltzer(m): 11:03pm On Aug 11, 2022
NuclearWinter:

Need wetin?


Us to be with you.
Politics / Re: What Happens If A Presidential Candidate Dies before election? by AlfaSeltzer(m): 11:20pm On Aug 10, 2022
Section 34 Nigeria Electoral Act 2022

Death of a candidate

(1) If after the time for the delivery of nomination paper and before the commencement of the poll, a nominated candidate dies, the Chief National Electoral Commissioner shall, being satisfied of the fact of the death, countermand the poll in which the deceased candidate was to participate and the Commission shall appoint some other convenient date for the election within 14 days.

(2) The list of voters to be used at a postponed election shall be the official voters register which was to be used if the election had not been postponed.

(3) If after the commencement of polls and before the announcement of the final result and declaration of a winner, a candidate dies —
(a) the Commission shall, being satisfied of the fact of the death, suspend the election for a period not more than 21 days; and
(b) in the case of election into a legislative House, the election shall start afresh and the political party whose candidate died may, if it intends to continue to participate in the election, conduct a fresh primary within 14 days of the death of its candidate and submit the name of a new candidate to the Commission to replace the dead candidate:

Provided that in the case of presidential or gubernatorial or Federal Capital Territory Area Council election, the running mate shall continue with the election and nominate a new running mate.

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Politics / Re: This Is Why Biafra Agitation And Igbo Expansionism Will Never Die Out by AlfaSeltzer(m): 10:43pm On Aug 10, 2022
You guys really need us.
Travel / Re: Angry Man Caught On Camera Dislodging Road Bumps (Video/Photos) by AlfaSeltzer(m): 9:31pm On Aug 09, 2022
Lawless country.

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Politics / Re: Video: Nigerian Troops Shooting At Defenseless Shi'ite Procession In Kaduna by AlfaSeltzer(m): 8:55pm On Aug 09, 2022
Hahahaha

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