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May a mean surgeon sew up your a$$ hole for trying to soil our name

May the fleas of a thousand camel infest your scrotch and may your hands be too short to scratch

May you obsess daily over ewedu and amala for the rest of your life

May all your teeth fall oof except the one with the tooth ache

she told you she's seeing someone and you still agreed to be used as a spare tyre, so why are you complaining now ?

some boys self ! go get yourself another gurl. mumu

you are just her back up plan

refuse that assignment and look for a pretty gurl

but if you refuse to heed my word, you are pretty much doomed to suffer a fate much worse than this, like she been f*cked right in front of you, and you being unable to say a word since she didn't accept u

This one na wash of the century . na this kind thing nairalad dey like.

This your neighbour hood local no be small. wetin be this ?

ambrosini593: Pics

una funny here oh.

Glorified_Tunde: You're so somehow, if you're not interested then why come to the Romance forum in the 1st place?? Mcheeew!



Wetin u wan user her picture do? You're just a Sadist! You seem to have a terrible attitude!

wetin come be your own, amebo ? na you be the gurl ? you dey take paracetamol for another man headache

why didn't you upload your pic ? grumpy old woman

just went through your profile and discover everything you post here is all about relationship.
relationship freak ! i bet you single and need a man badly.

You are here writting about relationship, forgetting the earth will soon be scourched clean by a solar flare.
Go prepare an undergound cave and hide with yoour families.
you moderators like putting anything boy/girl,relationship,dating on front page. Why ?

This is irrelevant,people will still die.

RIP YAKOWA.
soon the earth will be scorched clean by a solar flare and those looser who think this is the best way of clinching to power will be gone.
today is 20th, the prediction by the mayan calender is drawing closer

lest i forget national identity management is recuiting massively http://www.nimcjobs.com/ViewJobRoles.aspx here is the link

lest i forget national identity management is recuiting massively http://www.nimcjobs.com/ViewJobRoles.aspx here is the link

This post has been shreded and thrown into the dust bin

soon una go post mpg pics of popsy or uncle vehicles ole dem.

most of you guys on nairaland are just too vain, what the heck is this doing on the front page

etisalat don do me

mounting flour and wall tiles,it sells like candy but the job is hectic and dirty.

Both Soludo and Sanusi are dumb,soludo wanted to redominate the naira but he forgot that inflation will still be there if there is trade deficit and we dont diversify our economy. soludo wanted to equate naira to the US dollar forgetting it is the local demand for items not locally available that causes rises in exchange rate. even if soludo succeeded in equating the naira to the dollar, i bet it would have gone up to like $1 to NGN 20 by now.


sanusi wanted to introduce 5000 note, and when people objected this, sanusi compared our economy to that of japan,germany etc. sanusi failed to realise that this countries are export countries and at such will need a weak currency to cheapen prices of items outside the shores their country

Last year australia issued 6 million tourist visa, that is a whole lot of money and that alone can strenghten the australin dollar.

Both sanusi and soludo are dumb

This is moronic and babaric.

guy here hard die. i suggest u return to villa.

oh ! i weep for naija. our police needs to start watching fbi case files on discovery channels so they could be able to tackle this heinous crimes,we still living in the 12th century. what if we have a database of individual Dna,fingerprint and biometric information then cases such as rape and ritual killings can easily be tackled

what do u mean he should stop looking for a man of God to help him ? God has the right connection to help him

uboma: Stop luking for a 'man of god' coz none of them can cure u. However u can work on ur speech to minimise the frequency of stammering. Practise reading and speaking slowly. When u feel that u are abt to stammer, pause, swallow a deep breath and continue frm where u stopped. With time, ur speech will improve.

mine 9.8,alienware from amazon.price $1890

Huh !

Abujafood: Farting!

intimacy DEPRIVATION

WHETER HE WINS OR NOT IS NONE OF MY BIZNESS.
THE GUY WHO SAID NIGERIANS ARE CORRUPT AND AT SUCH WILL NEVER COME HERE IN HIS FIRST TENURE, BUT INSTEAD WENT TO GHANA.
IF WE ARE CORRUPT AND THERE ARE REALLY THE WORLD POWER,WHY CAN'T THEY BE OF HELP ?
ALL THEY KNOW HOW TO DO IS TO INVADE A CONTRY WITH FABRICATED EVIDENCE AND STEAL MILLIONS OF BARRELS OF OILS.

nairaland is gettin borren, a thread for corpers posted here and there littered all over the front page with no interesting story.

Humans will unite when the aliens invade

Neoviper147: Dear world,
Dear Joblessness

You win, I can't take it any longer, and I know you have been waiting for this to happen. I hope it makes you very happy, this is not an easy thing to do, but I've got to the point where there is nothing to live for, graduated for 3 years and still no job, no love. All will and determination to fight on has left me. I feel calm and at peace and grateful that I can go to sleep painlessly. I feel justified in terminating a life which no longer holds any hope of having the essentials which make it worth living. I did desperately want to get a good job, have a beautiful wife, bring forth wonderful kids and love mankind. But now, I am defeated and exhausted emotionally by the situation of my Country, Nigeria.

To my Unborn child: My love for you would have had no limits, I grief that I could not meet you but try to understand that your birth would have made my life worse, life is too corrupt, seeing vision of a broken man. So, with my passing, all menace to your well-being has disappeared. Forgive me for the many mistakes I have made. Now that it is all said I feel at peace.

To my friends: Try not to grieve. I ask all of you, my dear ones, not to mourn my passing. Be glad I am at least free from the misery of the joblessness and intimidation and oppression. I have endured for so long and that at last I'll have peace and rest...This is no way to live either is it any way to die. I'm going to put myself to sleep now for a bit longer than usual. Call the time eternity.

Goodbye, cruel world

Goodbye, God forsaken Nigeria

Goodbye, cruel destiny

You won.

I pray the Lord my soul to take. Amen.

i wrote waec 11 times and im still living, u dey hustle job for 11 years and u dey vex........?

see ur tick(kpomo) lips

~Royal~:
Ghana Has more West African Flavor and Style than Nigeria....

When i hear Ghana, i think of Ashanti Kings and Queens....Akan Royalty

When i hear Ghana, i think of the Descendants from the Ancient Ghana Empire from Present Day Mali

When i hear Ghana, i think of fine chocolate women with strong thick facial features, and Giant West African Butts.



When i hear Nigeria, I think of overly religious Islamic extremist

When i hear Nigeria, I think of 60 year old transvestite rap artist

When i hear Nigeria, I hear Tonto Dike "Hi" song.........Oh My God...

When i hear Nigeria, I think of Scams

When i hear Nigeria, I think of niqqahs who can't shoot or play basketball

When i hear Nigeria, i think of underachiever



...Ghana Black Stars Baby....

What an Awesome Name for a Football Club....

"The Black Stars"

...It doesn't get any better than that fam