₦airaland Forum

pDude: Baba Seun, how naw. See as you dey protect this ya dead nairaland like new born baby. Even if it was not from nairaland, we don't really care.

Maybe it was sent by one of those your spambots which normally go wild and ban people at random. Don't ya think so? Now you are trying to cover up your incompetence.

I dey laff you.

see ur head likd table tenis board and u dey use nairaland

If ur engine rings are failing are u not supposed to check your mechanic ? U come here asking whether u should replace it or not ? U leave it, keep managing it.

Omi a f èdo wè . Igala, omala local goverment area. kogi state

naijababe2: That awkward moment when you hear a bomb report and you don't know what to say.. *sighs* God help us.

babe u too fine ! U BOKO HARAM my heart !

Wetin we for notice b4 ? Crap ! Crap ! Who started this thread ? U no get work !

PortHarcourtBoy: Anybody go just sleep wake up brand himself Engineer...even phone repairer don turn Engineer

We wey do all the Calculus and Differential Equations for university, maybe we go call ourselves REPAIRERS

@Op, you need to be COREN/NSE Certified with a degree + work experience to be branded an Engineer

Pls take note!!

na wetin we dey talk for here ? I too know. Ur own engineer na wetin ? Sewage or sanitation engineer or u get degree 4 toilet science ? no be only coren na corinthians

Another man dey chop clean mouth, u dey there for years dey form born again. Hahaha- u wan marry the gurl ? Pipe dream. B4 u leave the gurl, nyash am oh ! Make she no laugh u . Hahahaha

Try sand paper. Lol

this thread still dey page one,if na boko haram,bf & gf things, we do reach 10 or so

Ricky_Ross: lie lie lie...
Thats a lie, am not sure if rihana has ever dated any Nigerian guy, so the pic is either rihana as a kid or her look alike...
wetin rihana pikin go dey go for 9ja Abi she be born troway

wetin this one dey talk ? see username "rick ross" no be so the rick ross were we no dey yarn oh ! abi you na the fake one ?

Everyday for nairaland na usain bolt, bolt where dey smoke dry beetle shiiit (TIP mr bones dat south african movie, people dey smoke dry shiiit oh or dat one where shiiit roller the push during rainy season) bolt dey compete with J5 and him dey overtake am, bolt dey drink petrol too dey overtake horse- una come dey here dey say bolt dey dope. Me don log out oh.

Enough of usain bolt here jare ! Dey guy the drink petrol joor.

***A VERY "SAD" STORY MUST
READ***
A certain rich businessman had a
beautiful daughter, who fell in
Love with a guy who was a
cleaner in are certain building.
When the girl's father came
to know about their love,
.he did not Like it at all,
and so began to protest
about it. ...
Now it happened that
the two lovers decided to leave
their homes For a happy
future. The girl's father started
searching for the two Lovers but
could not find them.
At last, he
accepted their love and asked
them to come
back homean advert in
the Standard newspaper.
Her father said 'If you both come
back
I will Allow you to marry the
guy you love, I accept that you
loved each other
Truly.' So in this way, their love
won and they
returned home. The couple
went to town to shop for the
wedding dress. He was Dressed in
white shirt that day. While he
was crossing
the road to the Other Side to get
some drinks for his wife, a car
came and hit
him and he died On the
spot. The girl lost her
senses. It was only after
sometime that she recovered
from her
shock. The funeral was the very
Next day because he had died
horribly. Two nights later, the
girl's mother had a
dream in which she saw an Old
lady. The old lady asked her
mother to wash the blood stains
of the Guy from her daughter's
dress as
soon aspossible. But her mother
Ignored the dream. The next
night her
father had the same dream, he
also ignored
it. Then when the girl had the
same dream the next night, she
woke up in
Fear and told her mother about
the dream. Her mother asked her
to wash The Clothes which have
blood stains immediately. She
washed the stains but some
remained. Next night
she again had The same dream
she again washed the stains but
some still
remained. Next night she again
had the same
dream and this time the
old lady Gave her a last
warning to wash the
blood stain, or else something
Terrible will
happen. This time the girl tried
her best to wash the Stains, And
the clothes
nearly tore, but some
stains still remained.She
was very tired. In the late
evening the same day
while she was alone at home,
Someone knocked the door.
When she opened the door she
saw the same old Lady on her
dream standing at her door. She
got very scared and fainted. The
old lady woke her up... and gave
her a blue box, which Shocked
the girl. She asked 'What is
this.. .?' The old lady replied...
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NEW BLUE OMO With
powerfoam, herbal plus,
washing powder ... it will remove
all
Stubborn
stains!!!
Keeps colors brighter and whites
whiter'.. ”
Hehehehehehe sory :-) lol

***A VERY "SAD" STORY MUST
READ***
A certain rich businessman had a
beautiful daughter, who fell in
Love with a guy who was a
cleaner in are certain building.
When the girl's father came
to know about their love,
.he did not Like it at all,
and so began to protest
about it. ...
Now it happened that
the two lovers decided to leave
their homes For a happy
future. The girl's father started
searching for the two Lovers but
could not find them.
At last, he
accepted their love and asked
them to come
back homean advert in
the Standard newspaper.
Her father said 'If you both come
back
I will Allow you to marry the
guy you love, I accept that you
loved each other
Truly.' So in this way, their love
won and they
returned home. The couple
went to town to shop for the
wedding dress. He was Dressed in
white shirt that day. While he
was crossing
the road to the Other Side to get
some drinks for his wife, a car
came and hit
him and he died On the
spot. The girl lost her
senses. It was only after
sometime that she recovered
from her
shock. The funeral was the very
Next day because he had died
horribly. Two nights later, the
girl's mother had a
dream in which she saw an Old
lady. The old lady asked her
mother to wash the blood stains
of the Guy from her daughter's
dress as
soon aspossible. But her mother
Ignored the dream. The next
night her
father had the same dream, he
also ignored
it. Then when the girl had the
same dream the next night, she
woke up in
Fear and told her mother about
the dream. Her mother asked her
to wash The Clothes which have
blood stains immediately. She
washed the stains but some
remained. Next night
she again had The same dream
she again washed the stains but
some still
remained. Next night she again
had the same
dream and this time the
old lady Gave her a last
warning to wash the
blood stain, or else something
Terrible will
happen. This time the girl tried
her best to wash the Stains, And
the clothes
nearly tore, but some
stains still remained.She
was very tired. In the late
evening the same day
while she was alone at home,
Someone knocked the door.
When she opened the door she
saw the same old Lady on her
dream standing at her door. She
got very scared and fainted. The
old lady woke her up... and gave
her a blue box, which Shocked
the girl. She asked 'What is
this.. .?' The old lady replied...
(Scroll down)
.
.
.
. .
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
NEW BLUE OMO With
powerfoam, herbal plus,
washing powder ... it will remove
all
Stubborn
stains!!!
Keeps colors brighter and whites
whiter'.. ”
Hehehehehehe sory :-) lol

1 Have a firm handshake.

2 Look people in the eye.

3 Sing in the shower.

4 Own a great stereo system.

5 If in a fight, hit first and hit hard.

6 Keep secrets.

7 Never give up on anybody. Miracles happen everyday.

8 Always accept an outstretched hand.

9 Be brave. Even if you're not, pretend to be. No one can tell the difference.

10 Whistle.

11 Avoid sarcastic remarks.

12 Choose your life's mate carefully. From this one decision will come 90 per cent of all your happiness or misery.

13 Make it a habit to do nice things for people who will never find out.

14 Lend only those books you never care to see again.

15 Never deprive someone of hope; it might be all that they have.

16 When playing games with ! children, let them win.

17 Give people a second chance, but not a third.

18 Be romantic

19 Become the most positive and enthusiastic person you know.

20 Loosen up. Relax. Except for rare life-and-death matters, nothing is as important as it first seems.

21 Don't allow the phone to interrupt important moments. It's there for our convenience, not the caller's.

22 Be a good loser.

23 Be a good winner.

24 Think twice before burdening a friend with a secret.

25 When someone hugs you, let them be the first to let go.

26 Be modest. A lot was accomplished before you were born.

27 Keep it simple.

28 Beware of the person who has nothing to lose.

29 Don't burn bridges. You'll be surprised how many times you have to cross the same river.

30 Live your life so that your epitaph could read, No Regrets

31 Be bold and courageous. When you look back on life, you'll regret the

things you didn't do more than the one's you did.
32 Never waste an opportunity to tell someone you love them.

33 Remember no one makes it alone. Have a grateful heart and be quick to acknowledge those who helped you.

34 Take charge of your attitude. Don't let someone else choose it for you.

35 Visit friends and relatives when they are in hospital; you need only stay a few minutes.

36 Begin each day with some of your favorite music.

37 Once in a while, take the scenic route.

38 Send a lot of Valentine cards. Sign them, 'Someone who thinks you're terrific.'

39 Answer the phone with enthusiasm and energy in your voice.

40 Keep a note pad and pencil on your bed-side table. Million-dollar ideas sometimes strike at 3 a.m.

41 Show respect for everyone who works for a living, regardless of how trivial their job.

42 Send your loved ones flowers. Think of a reason later.

43 Make someone's day by paying the toll for the person in the car behind you.

44 Become someone's hero.

45 Marry only for love.

46 Count your blessings.

47 Compliment the meal when you're a guest in someone's home.

48 Wave at the children on a school bus.

48 Remember that 80 per cent of the success in any job is based on your ability to deal with people.

49 Don't expect life to be fair.

Mtn are sneaky thieves ........ When u use modems u discover that mtn has a lesser coverage for hsdpa network and umts compared to etisalat, if there's no 3G you can rely on hspda network and its very fast, but mtn no get dat coverage at allllll. There are thieves u pay and then discover u cant use it afta a month, ur modem keeps blinking red an indication of edge network or gprs coverage

puskin: So many discontinued tariff plans.....MTN don start.....wetin come be dis one sef........250MB for N1500.....WTF.

etisalat 1000 naira = 260mb, 2000 naira = 650mb. Dump mtn

eze-best:
Do you know that only Swift and Starcomms networks are comparable to Etisalat? But Etisalat has the advantage of wider coverage because it's a GSM while the other two are CDMAs and above all with very cheap subscription plans. Call me on 08174705813 if you need more details.

u no fit write am here ? Abi termite chop ur hand where u no fit type for here ? If u call the guy now he will tell u to either send him credit or pay for one ebook b4 giving u the secret.

u4nbl: I think it's time to go for Universal modems dat uses all d network

so u never get universal modem ? Lol, u must be living under a rock .

Ikanium: i can't believe i just wasted 76kb for dis shit!!! Do u know hw much dat cost? Jeeeezz

u wasted 76kb where ? On this page ? If u 're on a laptop this page is roughly 1 mb plus, if u are using opera on phone this page is about 162kb, because of pictures and if the opera image setting is set nt to show picures and and u use the mobile mode instead of normal this page is about 26kb.

Ikanium: i can't believe i just wasted 76kb for dis shit!!! Do u know hw much dat cost? Jeeeezz

u wasted 76kb where ? On this page ? If u 're on a laptop this page is roughly 1 mb plus, if u are using opera on phone this page is about 162kb, because of pictures and if the opera image setting is set nt to show and and u use the mobile mode instead of normal this page is about 26kb. Liar !

nkem Kalu: NIGERIA IS IMPROVING KO, NIGERIA IMPROVING NI......ELECTRICITY KO, ELECTRICITY NI. POT CALLING KETTLE BLACK. NIGERIA AND CAMEROON ARE ON THE SAME ECONOMIC STANDSTILL...FULLSTOP

na lie ! No be so e be during abacha time, at least then when i dey primary sch things rough badly but now i dey make money at tender age from internet biz, i dey sell gum arabic to pepsi company, indians and lebanenese merchants, i dey sell ginger too ! Opportunity don plenty jare unless u still dey inside HOLE.

"Born 2 fcuuukk " See username abeg, no gurl go one meet this one because na sexx go first come oh.

Related post making front page always- girlfriend, boy friend, ssexx things,relationship and blah blah ! Boring post...... Get a life bro, get a life moderators in here.

Na poverty and pure wickedness.

Na dey answers u dey get oh ! Everything dey make front page for nairaland. Soon una go put "seun dey purge" "seun jst dey log out" "seun jst mess " as front page topics.

They are millions of opportunities in 9ja but people are nt jst seeing it- we need education and soft loans for the young ones.

If you have watched "death in the desert" on cnn u won't even think of leaving 9ja thru the desert or the north africa, if u are caught alive u will be operated and parts of ur body will be removed and refrigerated and sold to doctors or to those who are in need of parts like kidney,lungs etc.

pro01: Black man. What a shame.

hahahahaha ! U say black man ? Dey there , u know wetin dem don see for cameroon b4 dem get this opportunity ? Owu dey blow dem badly ! Lol.

blink182: Some of una go just come here de talk rubbish, why u no go shoot your own movie make you budget $50m. All people like you know how to do is sit behind your system-probably a cyber cafe or borrowed modem and lambaste the hard work of others.


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u self how many times u go post that ? Abi ur timer for cafe don dey finish ? Hahaha

safarigirl: Being good-looking people will perceive you, as one or more of the following: dumb, snobby, vain, cheap, materialistic, arrogant. Only good is, like pendo mentioned, it's easier to get stuff from the opposite sex, and people will still want to know you better. Let's just say, good-looks get you the attention, but what matters most is neither good looks nor even intelligence, an infectious personality gets you EVERYWHERE

babe u fine oh ! See ur eye like fish own, i mean u have smokey eye like dat of angelina jolie, see ur kpòmò lips, see ur skin like porceclain ! U try oh . Holla me na .