₦airaland Forum

Donalð Genes: went tro ua profile but i see virtually nothng except very few info...sound fake

megxo: guy, ur head dey dia.......... him wyf make brain die

berem: any man dat brags about being good looking,check him out once again u will find out he is damn fugly! Good looking men don't make noise.the attraction speaks for itself!

Emmy9ite: 1. Girls fight for me too much

2. They think i am a cheat,cos i look like Ronaldo.

3. Guys think i am a gay.

4. The attention i get is too much,even on nairaland,thz girls keep flocking!

Rocktation: Of cos, there's rice in wherever that is.

Rocktation: alienware doesn't know jollof rice.

Rocktation: Answer me this; do newbies imagine that they give jollof rice to whoever makes it to the home page?

andyanders: She is beginning to find out that you are not a real man and her type cos of your state of mind. By even saying you dislike her dress code when guys are around you goes to show that you are not matured yet since you claim to be a real African man. It's better you look for your type.The ones that wear wrapper and Gele, buba and plait local hair style since you are coming from Ogbomosho

adewasco2k:

mikedaniel76@gmail.com:
Too shocked for words, my boss just called me into his office and was like " Daniel, u wud be takin a flight to Abuja tomor, to represent Alada Holdings in a Samsung Dealer conference at Nicon Hilton by 9am"
Immedietely, I had goose pimples all over me,(me in a flight for the first time to Abuja?)
..... cudint sleeep dat night.
And on dat fateful february mornin, I dressed up in my white polo, jeans trouser, and my snikers ( my best dress), headed for Mallam Aminu kano Int. Airport.
At the airpot (not my first time o!) I was fidgetin and nervos like somone who was given a paper to present at an occasion whose guess was Barrack Obama.
The plane finally came, and the flight numba was anounced, (my guide sani, help me in the protocols.)
Jak robbinson, there I was in the tamac, ready for history waitin to happen.
I step into the cabin, and supprisin, I saw my gov. Ibrahim shekarau sittin at the first sit, ( fink he was headed for Abuja for some Sss interogation on the B.H stuff ) takin off, was a problem my belle start to turn me o, and my eyes come de turn me .
And my neighbor aboard help me out with ma sit belt, coz I. Confided in him abt my ignorance (I no fit shout)
The host afta ten minutes of stability in the air, brot bons and zobo and I form small, then I sipd it.
My mind no cot all tru sha ,coz I knew shekarau wud not board a faulty plane.
Dats the end of the story o!!!!!
I stepped in

dlox147: http://www.thenationonlineng.net/2011/index.php/news/54855-how-far-can-nigeria%E2%80%99s-low-cost-tablet-computer-go%3F.html

PortHarcourtBoy: For the fact say na Rivers man, i go say......RIP

Onoru1: As he they so, he might be student of KSU.

toygod2: Not new

kanywoods: JESUS!!...YOU ARE THE SECOND BIGGEST 'ODE' ON PLANET EARTH.....BRAIN SIZE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH INTELLIGENCE, THE BRAIN SIZE OF 'HOMO-ERECTUS' IS WAY LARGER THAN THE BRAIN SIZE OF A HOMO-SAPIEN ,DEOS THAT MAKE AN HOMO-ERECTUS MORE INTELLIGENT THAN A HOMO-SAPIEN... SECONDLY THE SIZE OF A CAT'S BRAIN IS ABOUT THE SIZE OF A WALNUT YET IT HAS THE INTELIGENCE OF A FOUR YEAR OLD!!! BESIDES THE MINIMAL VARIATION IN BRAIN AND SESNSE ORGAN SIZES AMONGST VARIOUS RACES IS AN ENVIROMETAL ADAPTIVE FEATURE..ASIAN HAVE BIGGER EYE SOCKET AND BALL THAN WHITE PEOPLE DEOS IT MEAN THEY SEE MORE CLEARLY?................ONCE AGAIN GET EDUCATED "ODE"

abdulkayus: Shameless fellows, i dont know y our southerners gals dey behave lyk dis, and dey will call theirselves graduate. Mtwssssss nonsensical nonsence, future leader indeed.

tinadtreasure: aboki must u bring tribalism into this? Smh

fubbyy: What about natural disasters that happens in white men's land that doesn't happen here?

Mzsolex: nah bro, no one is angry with yah, me just think you've lost it!

poweredcom: Fool like you calling jesus a white man ignorance who ever told you jesus was white explain how was he white jesus was an essene jew and essense jews have long linage from ethiopia so how is he white mumu idiot if he was white why did they hate him and kill him by the romans .let me stop here to educate you idiot

darlington okpu: i am not suprise of wat is goin on now,just d wave of endtime is pervatn people to otherside of life.Jesus is ready 4 his childern any day & time.

ndu_chucks: First of all, I simply stated a undisputed fact that there are some online fools lurking around NL, possibly including you.

You, on the other hand called me stupid. Pray tell, in your infinite wisdom, which one of us stated facts and which one did the insulting.

nikkyshyne: If this pix is for real, that guy na fool. C'maan,,there are entrepreneurial thingyz you could do on your own with little or no capital base.

Na wa oo

ndu_chucks: Eze, mechionu gi. Why did you ignore all the posts where I refused to condone the actions of the soldiers who violated traffic laws?

They need to find ways to enforce the laws without resorting to publicly humiliating the very few Army officers who violate them. It makes common sense. We all agree that violating any law is bad and should not go unchecked.

If I were you, I wouldn't disparage our fine officers because of the actions of a few bad apples. These officers have fought on our behalf and some died in the process, when they go out and represent us in peace keeping and other operations. Many return without limbs and others return as decorated heros.
"MOST OF YOU ONLINE FOOLS" and warriors will never come closed to making 0.0005% of the sacrifices made by most of the fine Army officers you are villifying here. Egbe ndi Israeli piafuka gi isi to all of una.

Julieccentric: Let's know where you reside before you murder english..shiooorrrr!