You buy phone yesterday, you wan sell am today. May be the phone don fall down and e don dey malfunction. U wan dispose am sharp sharp you come dey find the maga weh go believe you.

Women weh no knw any language pass 'take' or 'I bought this for you'. They receive easily and give out stingyly. That's what make them good manager anyway. If she's your wife she go protect ur money out of jealousy against other women and covetousness for what the money can buy her. But if it is how money is made, only a few women can be managers at that level

Hmmm. What a nice situation to be in. I wish I were that guy. Well since you have your boyfriend and he has his girlfriend. U guys can go on and enjoy each other.

Its just that u as a girl may have your mind flipping from ur boyfriend to this guy soon while u leave ur boyfriend completely. Especially if this guy's gat some more money. But if I were any of you guys, its a good opportunity to enjoy one another since having a boyfrind/girlfriend is not a hidden matter, jealousy should be less. Just have fun. Move from cuddling to the main thing joor. Stop wasting time.

E no fit happen. Go sit down joor

Kai. Which kind face be this. If person look this face too much person no go fit chop meat again o.

U sef need the prick na. So enjoy yourself

Hey pals. Its funny paulo again. I just want read some true funny responses.
We all heard the recent news of the banker wife who sliced her husband's penis with a knife on grounds of not making love and later they both reconciled. Talk true o, if na you. You go reconcile with that kind butcherman...sorry, butcherwoman

Why you go call your uncle stingy. When you sef dey form for babe front. Instead make u call jesus

hehehehehe. "Toilet weh clean never see correct sheet" those weh dey ban the man no wise at all. You fit use broom weep comot madness?? Ona they use governmental law attack demons weh dey inside the man. If the winch weh dey in charge of hm case catch you. Na una go begin drink kerosene o. Make dem use dia common sense nw...Person weh don dey drink petrol for so long and he no die. How una dey think say na that kind thing na ordinary.

The disappointment of no prior notification no go make me browse her website for 2 wks. Na she go beg me. Because she suppose don tell me before the wedding to prepare my mind.

Guy e be like say u be 1 of the thugs weh jonathan don bribe for him campaign otherwise u must be under the influence of igbo. You no know the meaning of catalyst abi you no go school. How u go talk say jonathan na catalyst of change. Person weh no dey self-motivated na hm go come catalyze change. Even if much is to be expected from subsequent eastern presidents, a dull pioneer will definitely (no matter how little) discourage the masses about them. Forget world democracy o. We know how naija democracy is done. He can't even compare to yar'adua let alone obj Catalyst ko...bomb ni

Eiyaa. Dis is a lesson for us o. I don't know why a 'wife' in quote would hate their husbands mother - a mother that welcome you into their sons life and family. Well all women no matter how born again have that same tendency. Some just have it subdued than others.
My brother quit the marriage before she use juju complicate am.

Nawa o. See yeye story. Ok how d man go come dey Bleep her now? Since she don cut hm prick comot

Abeg make ona dey barn am o because God create my own prick for toto only o. No be for anus of guys weh no dey wash yansh after shiting

Abeg make ona dey barn am o because God create my own prick for toto o no be for anus of guys weh no dey wash yansh after shiting :oAbeg make ona dey barn am o because God create my own prick for toto o no be for anus of guys weh no dey wash yansh after shiting

1) Why you dey confess wetin person no ask you
2) Wetin u mean by men will leave relationship when things get tough rather than fixing it
Must you make things get tough for us to be fixing problems. Why do you women enjoy complexities so much. Life is best enjoyed in simplicity
3) If you can try to make things happen and not expect always to receive. You too can be givers to your guys. U'll earn more value

Tobetoe: yeah, its d sweetest. I love d lyrics,its d fastest in rap music, .

Yeah with yoruba rap is easy. I mean check out naija hiphops today yoruba is always just it. Besides if the language is studied carefully, u will realize a vowel usually comes after a consonant and followed by a consonant again..that makes it really easy to learn and speak. Another such language is hausa..easy too but some language like I-g-b-o where 1 consonant is followed by 3-4 vowels including nostril vowels...chei..na hell. I'm neither of these 3 tribe but I just say the truth.

NYSC ko, NYSC ni. All the yrs weh dem don dey do nysc, wetin dem achieve. Na just avenue for govt to chop money. The best NYSC can do is to give inter ethnic friends and all Nigerians know that in Africa, family comes 1st before friends. Marriage yields families especially when the marriage is blessed with children-the two tribes become 1 family. Marriage ensures more commitment that leads to togetherness as a family than friendship.

Two mad people

Just eat more. Rest more. Sleep more

Me I like dem well well. I go like know how to get their contact. At least that's part of what they're publicized for. Dem go good for bed well well

Apply fresh yam peels and aboniki with sliced unripe plantain morning and night. Then be eating half done beans with oil from pork meat every other day. It works like magic even pass juju

Abeg make una dey reduce this stories jor. Pictures speak better. Make we see the butts weh expose

Okoko-Agbara-Badagry area dudes and chics. Going all the way to central Lagos could make hook-up stressful and expensive. So let's have our community and fun within our reach for relationship, romance, lesbian etc. A farther hook-up is a plus anyway. So post ur pin and let's get on mine is 24cc7fbc

Nawa o. This guy say hm dey find girls. Na guys jampack follow am up