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Politics › Re: Police National Emergency Number To Be 419 by alphaconde(m): 11:45am On Feb 24, 2013
I tried d number and it rang A 419 picked I ges
Health › Re: 9 Things That Are Dirtier Than Your Toilet Seat by alphaconde(m): 11:34am On Feb 24, 2013
Chei!! I read I run
Christianity Etc › Re: What Is The Sunday School Topic For Your Church Today? by alphaconde(m): 11:13am On Feb 24, 2013
2nd to comment but no sunday school shall
Christianity Etc › Re: Can One Pray To God To Forgive The Sins Of Another? by alphaconde(m): 11:10am On Feb 24, 2013
You can pray to God to grant a sinner grace but the sinner must ask for his/her forgiveness. That's why we go to confession in my church
#catholic
Politics › Re: Presidency Takes On Christiane Amanpour by alphaconde(m): 10:28am On Feb 24, 2013
The write up make sense to me. Some people just enjoy criticising this country
Nairaland General › Re: Dubai's Miracle Garden Is World’s Most Beautiful Garden by alphaconde(m): 6:10pm On Feb 23, 2013
pulchritudinous and radiant
Celebrities › Re: Pictures Of John Okafor Dressed As A Woman by alphaconde(m): 3:15pm On Feb 23, 2013
But seriously how did this get to the front page. Whenever someone comes with a picture of this or that it makes front page, when u click u find out its total nonsense. I will start abstaining from picture thread
Romance › Re: 8 Kind Of Women U Must Not Marry by alphaconde(op): 9:23pm On Feb 22, 2013
5.MISS CINDERELLA: This lady is still stuck in the
world of fairy tales, love songs and
Shakespeare illustrations. Never marry
such,except you are a knight in a shining
armor and she has the Rapunzel kind of hair.
She believes that all her life issues would
suddenly be wiped away by a five to six foot
guy with two hands and two feet. She
believes that he would suddenly whisk her
away from reality and begin to live in a
fantasy.The fact is except you live on an island
with a lot of uniformed help and your
mansion is painted in all sorts of cartoony
colors, you would be a total disappointment
to this girl,and when life issues spring up, she
would most likely fall into depression. If you
are up for the challenge then why not? but if
not , never marry this one.
6. MISS LONE RANGER: A lady that has issues
with every one in the world and only wants to
be with her lover/husband is not worth being
in a marriage with. A lady should have
friends , but prioritize her husband above all,
but when she puts you in a state of " us
against the world" you would be eating much
more than you can chew, because no single
person can tend to all the emotional needs of
a spouse.Friends , relatives and family would
have to come in once in a while. That would
be putting too much pressure on you and she
would eventually appear needy and become a
nag as the marriage goes.
7.MISS PERVERT: Every Man fantasizes about
getting hooked up with a " freak in the
sheets" but you have to know where to draw
the line.When you have to constantly live up to
some kinky fetish desires everyday of your
marriage, then you are probably in
bondage.Never marry this lady, she sees no
link between love, sex and marriage. The
whole marriage would eventually lead to
heartbreak, disease, lies and videotapes.
8. MISS HYPOCRITE: This lady is so concerned
about what others think, she is literally"
faking it till she makes it" or you can rightly
say, she has multiple personality disorder
syndrome.She is sheila in the morning, Alicia
in the afternoon, Felicia in the evening, and
Patricia at night. Yes! she sounds like a super
woman, but the only time women should be
credited for multitasking is when they are
career women, business women, mothers,
wives and everything in between. If you are
into polygamy then you can go for her,
because she is 5 ladies in one, and all the
while you have date
Romance › 8 Kind Of Women U Must Not Marry by alphaconde(op): 9:22pm On Feb 22, 2013
8 Ladies To Never Marry
Nowadays, a lot of young men are refusing to
get married, they are simply living the
glorified bachelor life and enjoying it. It
basically boils down to the fact that guys are
not 100% sure if what they have is good
enough to lock in once and for all. This article
helps you with a list of 8 ladies to never
marry, no matter what happens, this girls are
not what the marriage institution is all about
and they would leave a soar taste of marriage
in your mouth.
1.MISS INDEPENDENT: First, you have to
understand that it is not right for a woman to
live all her life in dependence, but there are
these ladies out there , who have read too
many motivational books, attended too many
seminars, and seen too many pod casts or
being with the wrong kind of men in the
past, they seem to have lost the line between
being co-dependent and completely doing
everything by yourself in your own way at
your own time. It is not only about being
independent to men, it is more like being an
island. This kind of ladies should be never
married. Luckily for most people, they don't
put marriage in their top most agenda.
Marrying such ladies would result in a feeling
of redundancy, and that is one of the worst
feelings to have in a marriage, because
marriage is about coming together to
support each other in diverse ways.This also
rules out low self esteem women.Move on,
never marry that.
2. MISS MATERIALISTIC: Never marry this lady.
She would run you down.Men are naturally
impulsive spenders, so woman are supposed
to help check mate the spending habits of
men in most cases. When a woman is
completely materialistic and is in it for the
money, the man would be forced to go
overboard, spending to keep her happy,
spending to make the marriage work and
then spending even more when the marriage
is eventually over, and it would, except the
man has the endurance and wisdom which
only God bestows.
3. MISS PARANOID: This kind of lady has for
some reasons being made to believe that all
men are evil, so please never marry her
because that would be a greater evil. She
believes that when you are away, you are
cheating, when you don't pick your calls , you
are messing around and when you are late
from work, you stopped over to get a quickie.
This should not be confused with
intuitiveness, especially when the man in
question is not doing anything to build trust
in the relationship. This kind of lady drives the
man crazy and would eventually push him
into the hands of another, or worse still, live a
tension filled marriage, void of love and trust.
4. MISS NO FUTURE AMBITION: Never marry a
woman who has no clear cut goals in life, no
matter how nice she is , if you can help her
get it then do that, before you marry her,
otherwise never marry. Marriage is about
supporting each other, finding your foot in
life in all areas of life,when someone in that
team has no goals, nothing in sight, then the
partner has no job, no function and the team
is utterly useless.Marryin g a lady with no
future ambition is like having a 30 something
year old child living and depending on you,
that pressure is quite unnecessary.
Celebrities › Re: Justin Bieber Reported Dead In A Car Crash by alphaconde(op): 9:45am On Feb 22, 2013
phrancys001: Eeddiat op.datz how ronaldo too died last month in car crash and we saw is ghost scoring a stunning header against Man U diz month.
Did u not see a link up there does this look like what I fabricated. Is this how u insult your parents, u were obviously ill brought up. Smh for u
Celebrities › Justin Bieber Reported Dead In A Car Crash by alphaconde(op): 7:46am On Feb 22, 2013
http://justin.bieber.swellserver.com/news/top_stories/auto80_m.php
Local Team News 9) Justin Bieber died in a single vehicle crash on Route 80 between Morristown and Roswell. He was pronounced dead at the scene by paramedics responding to the vehicle accident and was identified by photo ID found on his body. Alcohol and drugs do not appear to have been a factor in this accident - February 22, 2013


Highway Safety Investigators have told reporters that Justin Bieber lost control while driving a friend's vehicle on Interstate 80 and rolled the vehicle several times killing him instantly.

The vehicle was believed to have been traveling at approximately 95 miles per hour in a 55mph zone at the time of the accident.

Witnesses have stated that Justin Bieber's car crossed the double lines several times prior to the accident and hit the center lane divider causing the vehicle to flip and roll.

Toxicology tests will be performed to determine whether he was driving under the influence, however initial findings indicate that durgs or alcohol did not contribute in any way to this accident as it was more likely to been caused by road conditions.

Memorial services for Justin Bieber have not yet been announced. The service is expected to be a closed casket funeral due to the severe head trauma.
Celebrities › Re: Nollywood Actor Justus Esiri Is Dead by alphaconde(m): 10:47am On Feb 20, 2013
Am broken by this news
Family › Re: Things Parents Use To Scare Their Children! by alphaconde(m): 11:32pm On Feb 18, 2013
My dad once skinned a rat for practicals and while we watched him he said whenever we disobeyed him he was going to skin us alive. Mhen how can I disobey him? I just can't.
Romance › Re: How Do You Manage Friends Of Opposite Sex Of Your Spouse by alphaconde(op): 11:01pm On Feb 18, 2013
While we dated I never paid her a visit @ night so came this day I wanted to spring up a suprise, I went to her house unannoced. Lo and behold they were trying to make a baby. For the second time sometime I felt shock. I opted out of the r/ship. We tried to get back, severally but he never worked cus my trust for her was dead.

Now time has past, I have met a new girl I even want to marry, she's very decent I have never imagine anyform of unfaithfulness from her. But the problem is that there is this neighbour of hers she's really fond off. Anytime I see them I can't stop remembering the past. I trust this girl but experience can't help me consolidate that.
Everytime I remember kenny rogers song 'daytime friend nightime lovers' I feel like asking her to choose btw me and this fellow but I guess its so immature but I can't continue to see dis guy. So peeps tell me what to do.
Romance › Re: How Do You Manage Friends Of Opposite Sex Of Your Spouse by alphaconde(op): 10:53pm On Feb 18, 2013
@ the sound of that my bones were stiff in shock. He said they both agreed she would keep me @ arms length while I foot her bills, he was expecting things would turn the way they had. He confirmed the girl had started loving me hence he was loosing her. He begged me to give her up. I asked the girl for her choice offcus she chose me. Time past but this her friend was still a reoccuring decimal. They kept the initial claim it was just friendship that they couldn't go apart but nothing else.
Romance › Re: How Do You Manage Friends Of Opposite Sex Of Your Spouse by alphaconde(op): 10:47pm On Feb 18, 2013
There was no a time I visted without finding this guy. @ a time I was feeling an intrusion into my privacy. I complained but the same excuse was given.
Many months past the said girl started falling really in love with me hence this guys presence became irritant to her.
I thought she had confronted him to ask for more space. I am sure this was when she felt we were good together cus the money was really there and I was good enough. She needed to make a choice I guess.
Well the guy didt find these developments funny. After a while he met me and confessed to me that I was actually going out with his girlfriend.
Romance › How Do You Manage Friends Of Opposite Sex Of Your Spouse by alphaconde(op): 10:41pm On Feb 18, 2013
This is my first problem am bringing to this forum with the hope of resolving.
In 2006 when I first started dating, I had this girl friend in my 100l, I loved her deeply spent so much time and resource on her though she was an orphan, anyway that's not the issue.
During my many visit there was dis fine guy I alway met in her house.
On introduction she claimed he was a very good friend of hers, I doubted by her elder sistem whom I respected so much allayed my fears. So it continued
Food › Re: The World's Most Expensive Wedding Cake by alphaconde(m): 10:02pm On Feb 18, 2013
All dis gay people dem no wan hear word?
Nairaland General › Re: What Is Your Favourite Invention? by alphaconde(m): 9:51pm On Feb 17, 2013
Wheelbarrow
Politics › Re: Army Trains 2904 Soldiers On Counter-Terrorism by alphaconde(m): 1:23pm On Feb 17, 2013
Obiora4life: Yeah, if you saw the same action of CIA cadets or officers doing same @ Langley, you would have been "damn they know what they're doing". Apparently this just shows how much intelligence you have, you think it's because of Terrorist staying on ropes? How about you see it as a strength reinforcement training? How about you see it from the Psychological POV? You can NEVER please "SOME" Nigerians.... SMH
we have been recording actions of terrorist since 2009 or thereabouts and it has only occured to our military and government to start a training program to couter terrorism this year 2013. lemme educate you, in 2012 961billion a sizeable fraction of nigeria's budget was given up for security, tell me after a year how much difference that has made. kidnapping is currently thriving no real attempt is been made. my dear obiora i appreciate nigeria and i know a man whos ready for battle and thats simply what you dont know.
happy sunday from alpha conde
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Chevron 16th February Aptitude Test: How Was It? by alphaconde(m): 1:05pm On Feb 17, 2013
After ones final years exams how many more exams will u write to get a job...?
Politics › Re: Army Trains 2904 Soldiers On Counter-Terrorism by alphaconde(m): 12:48pm On Feb 17, 2013
Yeah, I saw the trainees climbling ropes as if terrorist stay on such ropes. Smh
Christianity Etc › Re: Pictures & Characteristics Of The Dead Sea by alphaconde(m): 12:46pm On Feb 17, 2013
Now u say the sea is of great wonders and u priase God for it but then they name d same sea terribly after devil and other teRrible names.y?
Car Talk › Re: Euro/American Vs Asian Cars (Reliability, Durability & Performance) by alphaconde(m): 11:13am On Feb 17, 2013
I have an honda concerto and a audi a6
I feel d honda is too weak and febble but when am in my audi I feel strength and power. Me think japanese cars are like indomie very sweet with no content but german cars are like satana with less taste and more content
Crime › Re: Physically Challenged Son Kidnaps Mother In Edo State by alphaconde(m): 10:58am On Feb 17, 2013
konami001: Hmmm.... Edo people i hail una o
What r u hailing them for?
Car Talk › Re: Aisha Umar - Female Taxi-driver In Abuja by alphaconde(m): 10:51am On Feb 17, 2013
Most women will say what a man can do a woman can do. Some don't even know the inspiration in that. Anyway am still searching for female barbers and electricians and bricklayers
Celebrities › Re: Nollywood Actor Lugard Onoyemu Is Dead by alphaconde(m): 10:33am On Feb 16, 2013
May the good God give us all the opportunity to prepare for our own deaths that our lives may continue in his kingdom.
Celebrities › Re: Goldie Is Dead! by alphaconde(m): 7:27am On Feb 15, 2013
May d souls of all d faithful departed tru the mercy of God rest in peace. RIP GOLDIE
Nairaland General › Re: Funny Ways You Communicated Before GSM Came To Nigeria by alphaconde(m): 7:08pm On Feb 11, 2013
Seewealth: things have really changed. even the internet, i remember i paid somebody to open email address for me. he charged me about N100, i think. chaii.. i fall mugu
do u think it is easy to open emails
Sports › Re: Stephen Keshi Resigns As Eagles Coach by alphaconde(m): 6:59pm On Feb 11, 2013
Guess we should be begging him to stay same way we will start begging gej to recontest.
Politics › Re: El-Rufai Wants Keshi, Emenike In APC To Run For Public Office by alphaconde(m): 7:04am On Feb 11, 2013
What's this guy always doing near twitter? Is he on some sort of house aRrest?

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