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obinna58:
Nairaland plots is not for sale beware of 419



























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Yes No, Seun just approved this one for sale!!!

mekuso89:
ikputu nteje ( chinwetalu agu voice)

what kind of a thing is this

I think they want to drag that "Giant of Africa" title with Nigeria by all means!
Over to the NASS!

obinna58:
I'm doing all the above mentioned, apart from exercises



And nothing is gonna happen








Wait oo













I'm atheist wow

Space of about 29 plots of land for sale!
Please contact be below for details!

This can only happen to someone who has beating life, scaled all odds without giving up on a baseless reason of a disability.
HML to you sir!
You will always remain an inspiration to younger people and those who think life is giving them tough time and therefore comtemplating to quit!

Alphasoar enough of the sermon already!

Okbye!!!

Port Harcourt,
Feb. 18, 2017 (NAN)

The Nigerian Community in South Africa have confirmed attacks and looting of Nigerian-owned businesses in Pretoria West on Saturday.
Mr Ikechukwu Anyene, President, Nigeria Union, told the News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) on telephone from Pretoria, South Africa, that the attacks began at 4.00am.
He said that the union had reported the incident to the Nigeria mission and South African police.
“ As we speak, five buildings with Nigerian businesses, including a church have been looted and burned by South Africans.
“ One of the buildings is a mechanic garage with 28 cars under repairs, with other vital documents, were burned during the attack.
“ Also, the pastor of the church was wounded and is in the hospital receiving treatment,” he said.
Anyene said the union had informed Nigerians in South Africa to be vigilant in the face of renewed xenophobic attacks.
According to him, the union received information that there will be xenophobic attacks against foreigners on Feb. 22 and Feb. 23.
“ We began taking precautionary measures when the incident took place today.
“ The attack in Pretoria West is purely xenophobic and criminal attack because they loot the shops and homes before burning them,” he said.
Anyene called on the Federal Government to persuade its South African counterpart to protect Nigerians in their country.
“ These attacks should not be allowed to continue because it is a big setback,” he said.
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/02/xenophobia-safricans-attack-nigerian-businesses/

mrmrmister:

Even if the water has crocodiles in it, I'll still drink

Abi them never hear say nothing kills a black man?

Ok seen!

Please you people should just leave my PMB alone. Let him not come and go and be jealousing while making PYO blushing upandan.
Please PMB enjoy some more holidays, Nairalanders are totally behind you!

Otti ka anyi choro¡¡¡¡¡!!!!

HitlerGaddafi:
Wetin be this nonsense?

The moderator that pushed this to the front page needs to be punished with a huge _dildo up his/her ass without lubrication.

Hitler+Gaddafi: when these two guys join together, wickedness is a gift.

BLACKCHARGER:
Shuooo.. But wetin dey sweet dey purge later.. Somehow somehow dey will get dier money back

Especially this Etisalat!

But wait oh, you mean to tell me that this super story never end? Why nah? How can you be acting super story since 2015 and you never finish acting. Toes crossed . . . BTW, na true say . . .

"The monarch described the victim as peace loving individual who has been found wanting in his business."
Some statements need be clarified either misquoted by Vanguard Correspondent!
What does it mean to find somebody WANTING?

Well that's nice . . .
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That farmer don take one day become popular. I need to find one cocoyam and stand against it for some selfie . . .lols!

coolesmile:
Same old thing. Nigerian bloggers always forming expertise on nairaland. Meanwhile they rank 10,000,000 on alexa.

Chai, pity someone small na haba! Someborry cannot come and go and be playing with you small ni?

Atmmachine:

What drugs are you on ?? Stupidity pills ??

Look at this goat face sitting in a remote village in Ogun state

What do you know about the USA ??

If you live in the USA you would know that his campaign promises are just made up stories

What campaign promises is Donald Trump fulfilling ??

He said that he will make America great again, America has been great since 1786

He said that he will bring jobs back to America, They're millions of jobs in America begging people to go to work but Americans are the laziest people on earth, they would rather sit at home and collect unemployment check, food stamps and section 8, meanwhile the Mexicans they don't want in their country are the ones who are doing the dirty jobs Americans are too lazy to do, like farming, building houses, cutting grasses, doing constructions, and paying taxes so that does lazy Americans would waste the money on food, that's why every American is fat, they would sit on their asses and eat all day

He said that he would ban Obamacare ?? Now tell me how dumb you would be to think that you can terminate Obamacare, you can only change the name

He said that he will build a wall across the border, there are 7 U.S states that borders Mexico, 1 of those states is the size of the whole Nigeria, now explain to me how he will build a wall across 7 large states that are bigger than West Africa

He said that he will ban the Muslim from entering into the USA, there are already 20 million Muslims in the USA, if Muslims are terrorists, those 20 million Muslims would have wiped out the whole of USA and forgetting that Americans are the real terrorists starting from school and church shooters to Ted Bundy and thousands of his fellow serial killers

TRUMP is the dumbest person on earth, he thinks that the President has the right to say what happens, the President of the USA don't even have the right to say what happens in a remote village in Tennessee, how does he think he can put a national ban ?? First you must go through the Congress

You want somebody to agree with all these rhetorics and mind assertions you are trying to cook.
I dont think you said 'a complete truth'.
Trump will continue . . .

ArcFresky:
Op... How u know say naa 500k e use rent am?

If you ask me . . .

Somebody is somewhere learning ￦¢:-Photosho:-P.

Please this action is not for show. something is defimitely wrong that it was done before his `return` and not after his return.
we must finish this super story to the end oooh.
Anyways, in Emmanuella voice, they are my leaderz they should know better!¿¿¿¿¿¿¿
￦okBye￦

No vex oh, PMB no get another clothe!

omenkaLives:
Invited over to the White House news reaching you says?

Where is this news coming from?

Who in their right mind would imagine the POTUS, of all the challenges facing him and his party, with him already gearing up to fire some of his appointees, would make "praying with one apostle suleman" a priority?

I think these bloggers need an award for stupidity.

I dont get it, time and time again, we have seen countless number of threads on this forum regarding how to make a successful blog and at no time did i see any of those writers say "spreading stupid lies" is one of those things the bloggers must do, but it appears the first thing these people do after establishing a blog is spreading lies!

You guys should learn from tezzyhelm which has become a brand to reckon with in such a short time on this forum. Lies simply make things very difficult for you. Ask viviangist who has become notorious for the lies she spreads on her blog.

A word is enough for the wise.

Edit:

Omg! This made fp?

Seun are you kidding me?

Jeez.

Unverifiable news source with bogus headline always make fp. well, am beginning to think that either "yam" or spirit is served to some "big" people here.
I never call anybody name. My banning don do o!

sarrki:
Nice one brother

Keep the flag flying

They should form a Good opposition

They should not only rebrand they should learn from their mistakes

They should also allow people to choose their leaders
Not imposing candidates on people

Above all they should shun corruption and people stained or dent with corrupt practices

I cant believe Sarrki said this. I think there are still matured e-politicians.
Nice one bro!!!

This piece might be a bit lengthy but I promise you a nice read and you will be glad you did!
When Charles Babbage and Alan Turing were trying to conceive the 'computer idea', I think what was in their mind was something like:
1. Something that could make work easier
2. Something that could multi-task
3. Something that could establish an outcome very easily, very fast and accurately and other reasons we at this time might try to conceive.
At the end of the day, taking a closer look at the modern computers we have now, I believe the idea has been fruitful. We now have computers that compute figures (even much heavy figures) easily and fast.
We can also work on the computer on different things at the same time, like, communicate with other users on a network while working on a project on MS-word or on the internet, wanting to search for informations but you must download a video of about 10gb. You start the download and close or start another page to search for your informations.
But again, there are computers that cannot multitask at same time, I.e. you must do one thing at a time. Such computers could be our everly useful calculators or the wrist watch.
So many things are responsible for these limitations on a selected computers and they are not in any way lesser than what a computer is. And as well they were not built by chance or accident but by purpose to serve a specific function.
The Bible in Matthew the twenty fifth chapter and verses forteen through twenty nine has a human application to what I have earlier explained about the computer. Been a curios reader of that holy book will prompt you to observe a line that I shall highlight. It is in verse number fifteen and in the middle of it, "...to every man according to his several ability..."
The story reveals that three persons were called and talents were delivered them. To each one of, a distinct and different amount of talents was awarded to them. Another thing I found there was the fact that the master never give them any specific instruction as to When, How and Where to trade the talents, but they were left to themselve to decide but to make sure that they were not idle when the master returns.
The story tells what happened at the end of the day. But there are salient facts that I think is worth considering:
1. You are different from every other person. Like the master of those servants did in given each one of them a specific number of but not same talents depicts that they weren't same. They are human beings quit sure with a totally different 'built in' characters. So there was no way they are going to receive the same measure of goods/talents.
Like the computer I explained earlier, they make work easier, produce results faster but not all computers produces hard form of result and not all can perform two function at a time. We see lots of people each day living with what I call delusionary+imaginary regrets. They always see the good in others and wants to do that same thing they find in others despising 'The One' in them.
2. Everyone of Us is got talent(s). Whether it is with an 's' or not, we all have got talents in us. Oxford Dictionary tells us that talent means "A natural ability (built in) to do something well".
Like popular milk brand in Nigeria will say, "It's in you". In everyone like a natural ability to do a particaular thing well. It behooves on every human to find that thing in you that you can do well. You can sing well. You can write well. You can act well. You can teach well. You can 'care' well. Find it! It is in you.
3. The number of talents in you is measurable to your strength value. I don't subscribe to what people term "Jack of all trade, master of none". I might agree with "Jack of all trade" but not "master of none". Not possible! If you are master of none, means 1. you are idle 2. You are trying to copy other people's talents. The person that got five talents could have sat in his house with his talents and never out to maximize them, then I will refer to him as "Jack of all trade, master of none". So in essence, we could possess many talents in us as well as the ability to bbring all of them to light.
4. Wrong Choice leads to Eternal stagnacy and frustration. The person that was given one talent made a choice. He chose to bury the talent. At the end of the day he brought it out and gave it back. At that moment 'The One' that he had was taken and he had none, that means there was no beginning nor end for him again - he became stagnant. Because there was nothing he could start up with again. Instead of folding hands for bread and butter why not find your talent and use it. It will lead you out of frustration and poverty to success.
5. Like Ideas, Talents do not die but remain stagnant until used. He buried his talent but it never died because if it did it would not have been given to someone else. It means it was still alive. I believe everyone could rise from stagnancy if you rise to discover and utilise your talent instead of cursing The Giver of it after discovering it.
Frustrated guys are like, "Baba wait oh, Na just this one thing you give me? Ordinary to dey care for people".
By that you just despised your abiity to rise from small restaurant to building a five star hotel.
How to Maximize the One
1. The first thing is to discover it. Influence equals success and there is no way you can influence without nothing. Discover your talent, use it to influence and at that, you are riding on the wings of success. Search your inner self and find it out. You don't really need 21days dry fasting to do that. Sit tight on that chair, with a clean book in your front and on it, a flowing ink that could connect from you hand to your mind.
Then - peruse your mind!
2. Don't despise whatever talent you find in you. The Bible will say, 'let no man despise they YOUTH'. Youth in general sense is liveliness. It means beginning. Manhood is a step out from youth life. When you discover your talent, don't everly despise it because you are going against God's command. You are despising your youth and in this sense - Your beginning! Your talent when discovered is the beginning of you.
3. Seek to Influence. This is the practical aspect. You get it, then shun idleness! Find a place where your talent is going to sell and give all of you. You influence by been extraordinary. You can sing but there are thousands of musicians. How do you then command attention (Influence) by adding 'extra' to your music.
4. At start, Do Not Compare but Analyse and Focus! So many of us will find it and rush in to rush out almost immediately. This happens when you compare. There is something you must understand, Nobody has the right and Nobody can send you out of market but you. If you enter, you bring tension to existing marketters ( I mean those who have found there talents and using it) and at this point they will try to intimidate you to run but won't pursue you. You either brace up or act their indirect bidding. But when you stand strong and gain your ground by means of Influencing them they will seek to attach themselves to you - because Success has many friends.
5. Seek the Giver at All Times. The giver is greater than his gifts and know more about his gifts. Don't try to stand out alone without God!
It is in us! Seek it out and use it and at the end of the day our planet will be a better place.

Adios!

Happy Soaring!!!

http://alphasoars..co.ke/2017/02/maximizing-one.html?m=1

ok o! But he is not clueless na?

ok wait Mr Femi, that means some spokesman have been lying since na? abi no bi yam?

I don't know why this part is funny . . .

" The President was ``interested in knowing about the budget process and how far we had gone’’, especially with efforts aimed at taking the country out of recession."

the Economist is bending the head the way Nigerian economy bends to others even local economies in Africa!
No questions please. i dey vex now! Mods keep banning me like . . .

Adminisher:
Jonathan should be grateful to Buhari then. If he was a true northern domination focussed individual and hater of Christians, why would he have called for Yaradua's impeachment. Yaradua used to call him uncle, he was a close friend and contemporary of the senior...Shehu Musa Yaradua.
Again, the common LiePod world-view and narrative anout Nigeria is found immature, closed minded, local , parochial and outdated by this revelation from history.

Also OBj who fought tooth and nail and publicly embarrassed the family of Shehu Yaradua his former deputy and close friend DID NOT escape the liepods when Obj delivered deserved criticism s
It was as if Goodluck Jonathan was the harmless , innocent, persecuted underdog always needing protection from his young supporters.
Anyway hogwash is hogwash. Man has his judgement and God has his.

Pls no vex ehh, abeg just summarize ok?

Please let him enjoy his vacation. I just wish I can lay my hands on that letter to the senate and add my date there.
The only reasonable date to be stamped there is 27 May, 2019.
Please feel free to like but don't quote!

crazygod:
'The only illiterate who can sing correctly' Abeg is that an insult?

No na, its only a caricature!!!

sarrki:
Let me take question 2 first

By their words you shall know them

Full of hate

They talk hate, Breathe hatred, every fibre in their body is hate

Question 3 : the holy book says I should love, respect and pray for people 8n authority

I can't turn my self to children of hatred that hates for know just cause

Now am getting you a little, but 'full of hate' for what/who?