₦airaland Forum

Successfulben:
Hmmmm...I know you will misconstrue me. Am not a narcissist as you presume me to be. My name is REUBEN but my friends nicknamed me SUCCESSFULBEN because am YAGI(young and getting it).

Be careful the standard men use in calling you SUCCESSFUL. Have you ever weighed yourself against God's standard? Atimes men see us as successful and rich but God says no, we have failed and are wretched!

Successfulben:
It seems you are beginning to fall for me�...but am not sure am going to be interested �

Another narcissist spotted!

I guess it's the other meaning of gay - CHEERFUL

Successfulben:
There is this technology I ordered from China, it can be used to track your location. I won't tell you how it works. I am going to track your location, I don't care if you are a lady. I designed the map of Cameroon on my girl friend's face and yet she does not want to leave me. I am YAGI(young and getting it).

Go tell that thrash to your slowpoke girlfriend.

Successfulben:
See come am not your mate. You that can't even look at me in the face. Who is low, is it because I am just humble that is why you are insulting me. I can send my boys to fish you out and beat you mercilessly.

It is a shame! at your age?? see what you are using to brag?? I'm waiting for your useless touts! the same touts you used to rob people to make the small change you are bragging about..

You can only get a boy not a man

Meaning he has been nursing that idea before that time!

Successfulben:
Na me they help people. My parents are extremely rich. Am a spoilt rich brat. I spent half of my life in Manchester. Studied in one of the universities in the U.K. It is you who needs my help, my dear.

Seriously!!! You count all these as achievement!! Are you that low?

Successfulben:
Ask my yansh

You need help

Successfulben:
Yorubas that are very dirty and smelly. I hate that tribe with passion.

where do you come from?

Dialpad:
I dislike that Gbegiri, not sure of how I will be comfortable eating such

It sounded weird to me initially. I eventually tasted it in Ibadan. Goodness! one of the best soups invented by man... I wished i discovered gbegiri and ewedu earlier in my life.

How many top commanders does Boo Haram have sef? They have been killing top commanders since the days of Jonathan!

This was in 2019!!

SpecialAdviser:
I'm always amazed at the love Yorubas have for this man.

Even Tinubu and Atiku would be wondering if he does majik. They have constituted all manner of groups to throw tribal divisions and derail the movement yet to no avail.

Well, I don't think Yorubas play tribalism.

I wish the gun was loaded with rubber bullets...

MonkeyMods:
This woman should enter husband haass for God sake

Is marriage compulsory?

Mowoe:
If you really believe Ronaldo would leave Man U and return to Sporting Lisbon then National Stadium Surulere is mine and I'm putting it up for sale.

He has no choice..

assholemods:
This one must be an embryo when IBB was in power.

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Righteousness2:
"Christian mother" needs a Genuie Encounter with JESUS Christ.

What if she has a genuine encounter already?

..because you will attempt to scrap ASIU

Laggafin:
This is Bread bed created by agbado urchins

But eaten by all obidients

November1857:
How many Nigerians can afford super market bread...

Dont be deceived; these are same bread they take to supermarket. supermarket bread are not baked in heaven

PandoraObi:
Unknown gunmen in Abuja?

Happened in Niger state sir

Rebuke:
That's very risky. The security of anyone there is already compromised. Imagine the person in the next room a killer. That hole there is wide enough to get through to yhu. He simply takes off the Ac and boom, he is in the room with you.

Takes off an AC that has been screwed to the wall of the other room as well??

Abbsbhs4:
Dem plenty for Lagos

This man has been to many cheap hotels in one city... hmmmm

AKWATGOLD1:
Which room has the remote control to the aircondition. Naija business sense will never stop amaze me.

Reception

ambience:
How will they turn it on/off

Why would you turn off this kind of AC? The room will never be cool enough

Result of "Please help me book for an hotel not more the 2500 per night'

Channah1:
Hey bruv, easy on her now . Let peace lead

Amakanancy, e don do. Please forget it.

Thanks Channah!

Akeem79:
Quack cook spotted

It takes a quack cook to spot another quack cook

Zee0007:
Flush all defends and bring in new and zeal youth. Not these miscreants we have.

Ronaldo should seek asylum somewhere else before man u kills his remaining career.

Seriously? Thought he was brought to man u to win the trophey

FoolaniHellman:
Guy isn't it too early for you to start exhibiting your generational foolishness

Unfortunately foolishness can't be concealed.