₦airaland Forum

Akeem79:
Your bitter leaf is not enough

Who says? When you are cooking yours, add as much as you like.

MonkeyMods:
Mad Dino and Keyamo are supposed to be at the forefront of youths campaigning for better governance


But then again... longer throat, greed will not let them see beyond their bellies



Shame

If they give you 50m to come in thier campaign office, I'm wondering what your response would be

Channah1:
Sorry for the blurry pics. My hand wasn't steady as I was snapping cos I didn't want the man sitting at one far end beside me to know I was taking shot of my food

Yep. So, I was not happy today and I was too tired to enter the kitchen so as I was strolling, I entered an eatery and got this for 1500. Though the man said it's 1600 but I told him it's too expensive and being a regular there ( just because of the fish), he told me to pay 1500.

At least this is better than the 1700 ogbono and semo I bought last time.

I'm still not happy. .

If you are not happy, you won't be a regular customer.

Why are you complaining? You went there the first time, you ate 1700 semo. You carried yourself there again .I believe you love the place. Don't pretend you dont

LagosInter:
Lol.
Destiny wey never buy me bicycle.

Wetin she wan use am do naa?

Shey you still have accommodation, now you will be homeless..lol

Nwodosis:
Amala is processed cassava! May their souls rest in peace.

No sir.its made from yam

I think every lady receives emails. All is see displayed here is immaturity and stupidity.
What's the big deal here??

Do not make profane the Holy things of God.

lawavaro:


I'd rather remain OBI-dient and YUSFUL than become an ATIKUlated heroine drug baron like Tinubu.


God forbid BAT thing

Ever considered composing nursery rhymes as a side profession... you seem to have that talent

Thanos5555:

third to comment, this is the farthest i can go guys.

i have tried to get first comment for years and this is my closest, please let me celebrate this position abeg


please moderator play for me
Nigeria heading for chinese slave trade in 2100

by Ronaldo and Nicki Minaj

The money you were paid for the third to comment, please invest it in a good business...

Saviourk:
after having allegedly committed bestiality (had a sexual intercourse) with another sheep.The man is mentally unstable. The act/practice of giving him a sheep to eat sounds weird.

Thanks to the police for coming into the situation.

The man having sex with a sheep and the people giving him the raw sheep to eat are all mentally unstable! 2 wrongs don't make a right!!!

shilenji:
She fit be witch and steal your destiny.

Do you think it takes a whole night for a witch to destroy your destiny?

Emaprince:
Are you saying that for that 5yrs, the woman wasn't fuckiing other men in Scotland?

Women love to make it seem like men are the only culprits. Do you know how many pregnancies she might have aborted over there, because if she keeps it..her secrets will be exposed?

The only sin the man committed is because that stupid maid wants to keep the pregnancy. As for adultery..the wife might have done worst than him. Dont tell me she was celibate for 5yrs.

I'm not saying women don't mess up. And of course any woman who sleeps with any man she is not married has also done something wrong.
And hope you know abortion (except medically co firmed inevitable abortion) is evil.

She is obviously dating an high ranking staff in that school!!

Dollarsea:
Nawa o.. so in the Nigeria you dated and married your wife without knowing her brother all along? Same BIL and his wife (ur ex) didn't attend your wedding too?

I didn't say its Nollywood sha

It's.gollywood.. lol
Very fake story!

This is unfair on the woman. why this wickedness

Don't do it. It is a sin.
She might have a game plan. Probably she's not even a virgin and she wants you to discover now...

Just don't fornicate

It's either someone votes on thier behalf or they would be coerced to vote

Lastmessenger2:
ok see the one escroba chop remain for you.

You would rather eat your escroba...

helinues:


So upon his juju, police was still able to arrest him when he could have dissapeared

If you see someone using vitamin c and later complains of headache, would you say, upon all the vitamin c you used, you still have headache?
Vitamin c cannot cure headache and you cannot use American visa to enter Germany.

VeryWickedMan:
All.
I can teach you.

Lets start with the easiest- Jollof rice. Lets see how you would do..

VeryWickedMan:
Rice, beans, yam & soup
I dey wait...

Which one do you know how to cook??

Your 20m fans can only vote for you through social media to become best actress of the year not deputy governor ma. They love Jennifer not funke Akindele...

Who advised you to pick Suliya? That person is hilarious!!
Suliya Kan, lagos Kan!!

you already made them billionaires. what other inheritance is there to give?

frndfghtr:
I will collect once eat and clean mouth, once i will not pay for it

You won't pay? For your information siya knives are so sharp!! You don't want headlines like.. man's throat slit for refusing to pay for 200 naira suya

some of these criminals would've been employed as gatemen by now. Unfortunately there are no security checks or criminal history to run.

CheapHomes1:
Did anybody send you?

Have you called ekwerenmadu, boris Johnson and David?

Is ekwerenmadu your relative? Which wrong bus did you enter? You are in the right bus...the Boris Johnson bus and I following you to your destination hence my questions.

When you spoke with him, did he tell you that "The guy wasnt kidnapped. he offered to..."?

What things are ethical things?

What classified information exactly?

If a case is in court, how did you conclude that "The guy wasnt kidnapped. he offered to..."?

Troubler!

CheapHomes1:
How does that answer these questions?

Have you called ekwerenmadu, boris Johnson and David?

Is ekwerenmadu your relative? Which wrong bus did you enter? You are in the right bus...the Boris Johnson bus and I following you to your destination hence my questions.

When you spoke with him, did he tell you that "The guy wasnt kidnapped. he offered to..."?

What things are ethical things?

What classified information exactly?

If a case is in court, how did you conclude that "The guy wasnt kidnapped. he offered to..."?

Tell me who sent you to me

CheapHomes1:
Have you called ekwerenmadu, boris Johnson and David?

Is ekwerenmadu your relative? Which wrong bus did you enter? You are in the right bus...the Boris Johnson bus and I following you to your destination hence my questions.

When you spoke with him, did he tell you that "The guy wasnt kidnapped. he offered to..."?

What things are ethical things?

What classified information exactly?

If a case is in court, how did you conclude that "The guy wasnt kidnapped. he offered to..."?

Who are you working for?

Iamdbull:
Dbull on this one!!!



Something tells me I will date this Ayrastarr soon

Has 'something' ever told you anything before now and it came to pass? Cos what this something is telling you...

Insider conspiracy influenced and controlled by 'someone'