₦airaland Forum

Vivly:
I want a tall muscular guy with a fat bank account living in a well set house and having a fat bank account from his place of work.
Thanks.

SMALLPENIS:
Ehn! what is Covenant University doing on that list ?!

chuksfor13:
;A young girl must have died somewhere else, but d soul has nt found rest yet, so dats y she was movin around lookin for her frieend CHINASA, but soul will soon find rest n she will be seen no more. Your si§ter shld not worry since she's nt CHINASA, but and if ur sisters name sounds lyk dat, she shld better be worried. But if nt, no wahala at all, she shld go back 2 school, Nothin mega..

prettyboi1989:
Oh rili, I was in cubasa too

prettyboi1989:
Okies, Wat course u studyn tho

prettyboi1989:
Hallo, ow ya doin, ow wz ur dae

prettyboi1989:
Cool u almst done, op em rules aint much of a pain in d ass

prettyboi1989:
Yh, wbu wat year?

prettyboi1989:
m an eagle, done since 2yrs ago. U bn 2 d new eds building? Dat place is chilling I was der on tuesday.

prettyboi1989:
I c u a hebronite, y dnt u do it in scul, preferably caf 2, u pay d peeps dere 2 set it up 4 u. Unless ur bday falls during holidays u cud do it at elsewhr, bt 2 make it organizd u can do it at any eatry of ur choice, all u nid do is contact dem b4 hand, u dnt need any event planner.

Adventurist:
Kid truly?? Am sure u don't knw dat I attended your birthday party

Adventurist:
Mature minds only. No underage. Btw, why are you claiming to be a kid?

mrryon:
The OP didnt even include the swimming pool, sports centre, Ultra Mordern health centre with MRIs (ehmm.... how many private hospitals in Nigeria have that, are they up to 20% of the general population?), inside the well equipped laboratories, CSIS, CST lab and many other features.... but they still look nice.

Ladystewie:
News reaching me is that the formidable CU has suspended various students for many trivial reasons such as double piercings in their ear, phone possession, having sim enabled ipads and other silly reasons. The students are to be suspended for four weeks, just three weeks to examinations, and are to go home today.

IMO, this is wickedness of the highest order. How would you suspend students just a few weeks to exams? The normal practise of the school is to suspend erring students at the start of a new semester but, these students are going home towards exam period. And when people bash the school, they complain.

I also her the school takes great joy in expelling and suspending students for foolish reasons. And how the school makes final year students come back(spill over) for one whole year just because of a 3 unit course.. Really stupid
Your opinions??

WoodcrestMayor:
I was right behind u wen the picture was taken...look at it well







Just kidding

An Ex...Class of 2011

WoodcrestMayor:
Dorcas,Lydia hall...I sight u

Mrval20:
At New Haven, Enugu, 2011... It was my first time of visiting the area and as I was walking down the street, I saw a mad man holding a knife and coming down in the opposite direction, on the same lane.
The guy looked very young and energetic and was smiling and holding the knife slightly above his head.
I didn't bother initially but as he walked towards me, he was looking directly into my eyes and still smiling. I wanted to cross to another lane but the road was too busy and it was a bit too late to wait. Suddenly I noticed a red spot that looks like blood stain on his shoulder and the guy, according to my brain (which was now functioning UI of fear), allegedly made a swift move towards me! That was when I lost my mind; I turned back and took to my heels! I calculated - a mad guy, very energetic and armed. I immediately knew that just running wasn't enough to save me and I started shouting "biko oo biko oo! " for reasons I don't know even today....I mean who begs a mad man? Lol.
With the high speed and crazy chants, I ran into a joint where people were drinking, I thought "at least he'll have enough people to attack here". I then stopped and guess what? The mad man wasn't even pursuing me! I looked really stupid as people laughed(they thought I was crazy lol) and just few people understood what happened.
I was later told that immediately I took off, the mad fellow also took off at a high speed in the opposite direction, out of fear too.
Mad people eh.

happykidArotiba:
see dis lepa lepa to bad o....u are cute!

kudoxs:
I want a list of Nollywood near death experiences.... By the way...pishure or idonbeliefit!