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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigeria Police 2016 Recruitment Of 10,000 Personnel by amuokuko: 11:25pm On Sep 20, 2016
I am off to Okija to ensure any shortlist without my name would be missing like our National Budget...
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigeria Police 2016 Recruitment Of 10,000 Personnel by amuokuko: 11:12am On Sep 06, 2016
Someone said they re paying to get recruited is no way a scam but passing out information, expect he goes further to solicit for those interested, u can now call him a scam..

Which Govt recruitment do people not pay to get recruitedhuh

I just pray they re quick to shortlist the next list, maybe that would bring sanity to some of us who think this thread revolves around them...
Politics › Re: Edo Gets New Commissioner Of Police, 5 Days To Election by amuokuko: 8:25am On Sep 06, 2016
Buhari wan rig edo state as he did with Kano state...

Edo people make una shine una eyes oooo..
Politics › Re: Buhari Not Against Restructuring - Ngige by amuokuko: 8:17am On Sep 06, 2016
Lobbish!!!
What we want is political restructuring and this will Spur everyone to fend for its self thereby removing the laziness already in the system...

Buhari is certainly against political restructuring cous he cant be restructuring the economy with that Account teacher as Finance Minister and the lottery player as CBN governor..
Politics › Re: Husband Does This To Wife For Saying Buhari Is Working (photos) by amuokuko: 8:15am On Sep 06, 2016
Ozavize88:
The woman is being truthful but the husband does not want to understand that Rome wasnt built in a day!
Historian, the people that built Rome, where they hungry throughout the project lastedhuh

Uwa Mmebi Historian...
Politics › Re: Husband Does This To Wife For Saying Buhari Is Working (photos) by amuokuko: 8:13am On Sep 06, 2016
How can the woman be lying to upandan..
if she is a faithful wife, she wont lie to his husband..

Even Aisha cant tell his husband Buhari that he is working in private nd go Scot free..
Romance › Re: Is This Love Or Stupidity? by amuokuko: 8:09am On Sep 06, 2016
I will call it love instead of stupidity, u know whyhuh

If Tiwa Savage have done such to his husband, their love for fun would ve brought them back...
Travel › Re: PHOTOS: Car Hits Man While Crossing Express At Ogudu, Lagos by amuokuko: 8:04am On Sep 06, 2016
Very thing about this regim is just BAD!!!

BAD News
BAD Economy
BAD Administrators
Even BAD S3x
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigeria Police 2016 Recruitment Of 10,000 Personnel by amuokuko: 11:41pm On Sep 05, 2016
Emmysteve:
No confirm info for now but I will try and find out what's happening before posting.
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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigeria Police 2016 Recruitment Of 10,000 Personnel by amuokuko: 11:33pm On Sep 05, 2016
Emmysteve:
Nairaland is so annoying. Remember that time we told them here about the exact date for the aptitude test they behaved in this similar manner. I feel like strangling them. Whenever one passes vital info its either a scam or lies. Fools
Abeg guy, u get any confirm info 4 the now?
Politics › Re: FG Responds To Call For Petrol Price Increase by amuokuko: 11:10pm On Sep 05, 2016
The same story we heard before thee recent increase to #145...

Buhari pls do quick increase am, Omenka nwoke onye awusa must trek with his political flat-file for this Corn-three...
Celebrities › Re: Linda Ikeji: The Kind Of Man I Want To Marry (video) by amuokuko: 5:41pm On Sep 05, 2016
Linda ikeji still dey find husband abii sèx slavehuh

Abeg make she park one side make this recession pass..
Business › Re: Money-saving Tips For Surviving The Recession by amuokuko: 5:31pm On Sep 05, 2016
All this nah long story.

Just take Buhari to okija shrine, so that once he dies after 7 market days, he dies with the recession that hovers over his head nd the nation at large.

Signed;
Dibia Uwa Mmebi
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigeria Police 2016 Recruitment Of 10,000 Personnel by amuokuko: 3:37pm On Sep 05, 2016
enshi:
Skydude... . My Guy

Ask am ooh

But you know say if them leave me and that Guy i go beat am like madt
Sure u would nd God will cross our paths soon..
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigeria Police 2016 Recruitment Of 10,000 Personnel by amuokuko: 2:08pm On Sep 05, 2016
enshi:
Just as in like father like son same goes for

Like monicker like behaviour
Enshi come i aint those kids that worship you, if ur body building dey move you and u feel like a god, i have being there 2003..
i dont believe on online ranting but a physical test of strength..
we can get to indulge ourselves afterall we dont live far, that same satellite u reside is my home too....

Dawg, i aint wares to be Priced...
Politics › Re: Nigeria One Of The Poorest Countries In The World, Over 80m Living Below Poverty by amuokuko: 12:49pm On Sep 05, 2016
Courtesy Buhari nwoke onye Uwa Mmebi..
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigeria Police 2016 Recruitment Of 10,000 Personnel by amuokuko: 12:30pm On Sep 05, 2016
solamide222:
the mails are not only flyn in, dey r jumpin in.lol
Dont worry, urs will swim in soon...
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigeria Police 2016 Recruitment Of 10,000 Personnel by amuokuko: 12:12pm On Sep 05, 2016
The mails re flying in
Agriculture › Re: Is This A Turtle Or A Tortoise by amuokuko: 2:11am On Sep 05, 2016
Olodos...

That is a turtle ninja...
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Homecare Person Wanted Around Ajah Axis. by amuokuko: 12:52am On Sep 05, 2016
darknez:
Oluwatunde1984 thank you for your interest but I am not sure a guy can be as effective as a lady.
Cucuma say u dey find fork..

Nigeria slave master, carry those cloth to a dry cleaner nd see if u won't be paying 20k a month talkless other chores..
Science/Technology › Re: See The Python My Neighbour Killed In His House Today(photos) by amuokuko: 9:50pm On Sep 04, 2016
phensbassey:
He set a trap, hoping to catch bushmeat, but woke up to a shock when he saw a Python instead... of was priced at almost 2000N for this kind time...
Snake no be bush Meat toohuh Abi snake don turn domestic animal due to Chanjihuh
Celebrities › Re: Charly Boy: "Nigeria Will Die In Buhari's Hand If He Doesn't Make The Welfare.. by amuokuko: 12:47pm On Sep 04, 2016
Buhari till Zombies all die.

Soon an agege bread will sell for 500k while a tuber of yam sells for 1 million.

And Omenka with his gworo teeth will shout Sai Baba.

Sai Akpa amu gi..
Christianity Etc › Re: Tired Of Pastors, Church And Religion? Lets Talk Spirit by amuokuko: 12:38am On Sep 04, 2016
Abeg how can this spirituality translate to loaded account without doing evil.
Romance › Re: Is He The Most Handsome Guy On Nairaland ?? by amuokuko: 12:35am On Sep 04, 2016
JESUSBOIY:
but am not poor i own millions of assets undecided undecided undecided
Assets like HIV bahhuh
Investment › Re: Pure Gold Recently Discovered In Kano State, A New Hub For Investors by amuokuko: 12:20am On Sep 04, 2016
The north is blessed with natural resources:
*Gold
*Mikel Nickel
*Yam
*Bokoharam
*Polio
*Tomatoes

Yet they wont leave our only oil..

Abeg quote me when they discover Volcano..
Nairaland General › Re: Victor by amuokuko: 12:10am On Sep 04, 2016
Hmm

Politics › Re: APC Lists Buhari’s Achievements Despite Report Of Economic Recession by amuokuko: 5:09pm On Sep 02, 2016
Grinch:
cheesy U don finally agree sai na copy-copy u been dey do for google?.....fu*king lame magot n ur lame yabs
Ur mama is so useless, sometimes she needs to sell her pu*say for free....just to have her rotten magot Toto fu*ked .... N the men cuming n wiping their di*ck in ur stupid mouth.... grin ur fada is so stupid he got lost from drunkenness like mogopark grin
I will stop here..
Cous i am being tempted to do local mothers yabs which I have stopped on this moniker..

So I confer to you the crown, u ve won..
Politics › Re: APC Lists Buhari’s Achievements Despite Report Of Economic Recession by amuokuko: 4:41pm On Sep 02, 2016
Grinch:
Hausa goat grin no run because am just getting started with u....Back to ur mama stupid puss*y... grin Have u ever wonder abt d smell emanating from ur family one room apartment? Is coming from ur mama depreciated puss*y.....


U can run n hide inside that dirty puss*y n let ur bastard fada b fu*k her to cover u up there..


Dirty rotten magots grin
hahahahaha..
running from uhuh
nah!!!!
dont want to go local with you but i will give u one local..


have u wondered why u ve no dadhuh
its because ur mommas punny gets all men swallowed...

ve u wondered why ur momma gat no jobhuh
its because she is a known HIV giver..
Politics › Re: APC Lists Buhari’s Achievements Despite Report Of Economic Recession by amuokuko: 4:23pm On Sep 02, 2016
Grinch:
grin ur mama rotten puss*y is soo wide,ur drunkard fada have to use a bottle of beer to fu*k her shocked...
That's why u where born with a big head n a stupid brain
grin
Dude yo yabs re so childish like those from Ajegunle...
i will give u this but if u dont step up with ur yabs, u aint worth the enjoyment i anticipated..

Yo momma is so dumb and lazy that when ur dad approached her for marriage nd insisted on a two income family, yo momma thought ur dad was working with two security company..
Politics › Re: APC Lists Buhari’s Achievements Despite Report Of Economic Recession by amuokuko: 4:11pm On Sep 02, 2016
Grinch:
Mumu grin Ur fada is so lame that he gives out ur mama n sisters Toto for free fu*king....I spit on ur useless generation.. grin
hahahahahahahaha..

Ur momma is so dirty, that she gave ur uncle staphylococcus over the phone..
Politics › Re: APC Lists Buhari’s Achievements Despite Report Of Economic Recession by amuokuko: 4:04pm On Sep 02, 2016
Grinch:
grin grin And u think this is funny n a yab grin If u reach house open ur mama Toto....n u will see where ur troubles started from grin
lame.....

Yo momma is so big nd ugly that her pix was the only thing lie mohammed saw to conceive the idea of creating job through dressing of masquerade...

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