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Religion / Re: It Has Been 2 Years Since My Credentials Disappeared Mysteriously by Analysiscorner: 9:59pm On Oct 05, 2018
You are just disturbing yourself unnecessarily. If you are sure that you had these certificates, and you are also sure of the grades and signatures, colour, year of signing, you can easily obtain replacement from printers. The new ones might even look more original than the original. That's if you are very sure of these other things I mentioned above.
Alternatively, approach each of the bodies that issued each certificate for confirmation letter from them. Sworn affidavit does not show your grade from the university.
You can still proceed for your masters with statement of result.
I know it may seem weird to you that I suggested printing replacement for the lost certificate. But my recommendation is based on the system that does not allow you to have peace in the midst of calamity.. Should you patronise the printers, swear to them that you actually earned all the certificates, and most importantly, keep your mouth shut.

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Crime / Re: Man Brutalises His Wife, Flogs Her With Machete After Disagreement. Photos by Analysiscorner: 3:26pm On Oct 03, 2018
The story is fake. There was no victim of domestic violence. It was all cooked up by EMEKA Ugwuonye to receive charitable donations. Please search for the truth here :
https://m./294622704439565/?ref=group_header&view=group

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Health / Re: Pregnant Woman Gives Birth Stranger's Car Before Getting To The Hospital (Pics) by Analysiscorner: 12:29pm On Sep 29, 2018
Nwamaikpe, welcome! But you have not changed.

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Phones / Re: Flagship Battle: How The Galaxy Note 9 Trumps The Iphone XS Max by Analysiscorner: 3:01pm On Sep 21, 2018
Drjafy:
I will buy an Iphone any day, anytime. Been using my iPhone 6 since 2014. Still runs great with no wahalla. I’m upgrading to another iphone soon. The last Samsung i used was Note 4.... Battery problem after a year of usage, Screen cracked and replacement was 50k. I dumped the useless phone in one drawer like that�
Sell it. IPhone can also have problems of screen damage. Use carefully.
Politics / Re: Nigerians React To Adebayo Shittu's NYSC Skipping Scandal by Analysiscorner: 2:41pm On Sep 21, 2018
ngwababe:
What's all these fuss about NYSC?does oga at the top know what NYSC is? Has any of his children served? You cannot give what you don't have.
This is Nigeria!!!
Oga at the top doesn't need to serve in the NYSC because he has served in the army.

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NYSC / Re: How To Get NYSC Certificate Of Exemption by Analysiscorner: 4:18pm On Sep 18, 2018
mu2sa2:
This is why I say Kemi Adeosun deserves a national honour for resigning despite not being at fault over the Nysc certificate brouhaha. In fact, I am sure if she were a politician she won't resign and will challenge her accusers to "go to court" (certified crooks like Saraki have been doing that and getting away with it, thanks to corrupt SANs and rotten judges). Kemi Adeosun did not forge the cert and did not know it was forged - no criminal intent to warrant prosecution. Her only mistake, if at all, was that she assumed that the fellows she trusted to process the exemption cert would do the right thing. Having been born and raised in Uk she "no know say naija na naija" . I know those shouting forgery are doing so on grounds of ethnic bias (e.g Ipob brats) or to gain political capital (e.g pdp hypocrites). She was and is still entitled to the Nysc exemption cert as of right. This intelligent, energetic, professionally competent woman has etched her name in gold by her service to the nation and bowing out honourably at a time when criminals, murderers, killer thugs/armed robbers sponsors are scheming to be president! God save nigeria.
Are you with your senses?
Celebrities / Re: Binta Diallo And Wizkid's Agreement On Paternity Custody Signed By Their Lawyers by Analysiscorner: 6:24am On Sep 11, 2018
Those condemning the woman should have asked why wizkid accepted to sign the agreement to be paying her $2000 per month.
Romance / Re: My Supposed 28 Years Old Boyfriend Shared Me With His Friends To Tempt Me by Analysiscorner: 6:09pm On Aug 25, 2018
Again, please, forget online romance and dating. Stick to the people in your community.,and be yourself.
Romance / Re: My Supposed 28 Years Old Boyfriend Shared Me With His Friends To Tempt Me by Analysiscorner: 6:08pm On Aug 25, 2018
Waiting for the boyfriend to write his own version of the story. But, before then, nne ọma, men are not scum, neither love a scam just as women aren't whores.

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Education / Re: DISCLAIMER - Babcock University's Official Statement On A Story By Alaba Ajibola by Analysiscorner: 12:07pm On Aug 19, 2018
kaorama:
This is not a reasonable step in any way. The statement sounds almost like a parable, without any intention to unmask the identity of the deluded miscreant. A serious institution would have given a clearer picture of what relationship the said Ajibola had with Babcock university and the exact date the relationship was terminated. I think Babcock is being economical with the truth and this doesn't speak well if them.
Thank you so much.
Travel / Re: This Is How Human Waste Is Evacuated From An Aeroplane. (photos And Video) by Analysiscorner: 10:33am On Aug 15, 2018
itiswellandwell:
Read it somewhere, they are well paid.
Many Nigerians will jump and grab such opportunity. Packaged the job and turn am to "" I work in the evacuation unit of Virgin Airline. You know Nigerians forming things naaaw! Girls wey no Sabi as he dey go, go be like my guy works with virgin Airline.

Cheap s7 edge. Check my signature.
It is a very nice job, cause you are providing services that if you had not provided, there would have been a lot of mess, and even death.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Social Media Manager Needed At Ebonylife TV by Analysiscorner: 4:13pm On Aug 14, 2018
Please, change the headline to reflect the scholarship stuff.
Education / Re: GOGAN Opens Entries For Essay Competition by Analysiscorner: 8:30pm On Aug 12, 2018
stanleyamaziro:
GOGAN ni GAGA ko! People let me tell you about this guys. They are more of like a scam organisation seeking political recognition for selfish purpose. My experience: This organisation is an offshoot of a defunct organisation; BYO (Buhari Support Organisations). On the 7 of July, this year I was contacted by a member of the organisation to mobilise people from my community to their launching programme at Eagle Square Abuja and all the entitlements will be fully paid at the venue due to the cashless policy. Due to the trust and high level of affinity I have for this government and the organisations, I did not hesitate I quickly deployed my resources to work and mobilised a good numbers of persons (85). On getting to the venue, we were ask to settle down and get documented. Ladies and gentlemen, that was the last time I saw/heard anything from my contact as his phones were not connecting. At the venue, there over 10000 nos of youths male and female gender from different parts of Abuja environment. Some of the youths started rioting as the security detail in the venue was very poor. I quickly address my people and intimated them about the development on ground for they must have to leave the venue immediately because of the rampaging youths. Most of them agreed with me but the condensing voices couldn't do much because of our personal relationship. I then contacted a coaster bus driver to begin demobilizing them back home promising them of the payment when I come back. To cut the long story the next time we met ie (all the cordinators) we went to BYO/GOGAN office at ITF building close to DSTV office Maitama Abuja. They apologised for their inability to pay the money as agreed but we should come back in 3days for them to correct a detail in their back account. The next time we went there, we were arrested by police men for intruding saying no such organisation as BYO ever existed so they don't know who we were. The BYO/GOGAN went all around the city of Abuja where their adverts were made using BYO, they changed all to GOGAN. We never heard from them and we never got our money and all the resources we invested. Some youths meted the anger on their cordinators destroying their houses, property and even physically harassed them. I was lucky I was able to payoff most off my contacts. But till this moment, no comment from either the BYO or GOGAN. Guys these people are wicked, Greedy, they are treacherous and Self-center, please avoid them.
Thank you so much!
Family / Re: "My Wife Wants To Bring Her 7-Year-Old Girl She Had Before We Met To My Home" by Analysiscorner: 6:08am On Aug 06, 2018
For the love you have for your wife, please, accept the little girl into your house. If you wish, you can press the biological father to say what exactly he wants to do with the girl. Does he still want her or not? And if he does not want her anymore, you can get official adoption papers based on the written document from the biological father. If he still wants her but you feel that the expenses is much on you, you can also press for welfare package from him.
Please, don't make the little girl to cry. Show her that fatherly love.
Crime / Re: Access Bank Staff Steals Customers’ N13.6 Million by Analysiscorner: 10:24pm On Aug 04, 2018
Too bad
Sports / Re: Mesut Ozil Cites Racism: “I Am German When We Win And Immigrant When We Lose” by Analysiscorner: 3:29pm On Jul 23, 2018
Like a Nigerian immigrant in the UK becoming a champion would be tagged as a UK citizen, while the same citizen of Nigerian descent would be called a Nigerian immigrant when involved in crime.
Family / Re: "My Husband's Pride Wants To Ruin Our Home" The True Story by Analysiscorner: 7:38pm On Jul 21, 2018
Since both of you are reading this, please, let love rule. Wife, try to let him know that you still love him and that you are not selfish. If he chooses to rent a house for you all, go with him and rent out your house. It's still the purpose being fulfilled. You save the money, one day, you might help him from the savings. He might repent of his resolve too and accept to gladly live in your house.
Also, do something about your tongue. Let humility rule in your heart.
For the husband, you need to forget about your ego for now and for the sake of Christ shelve your plan about relocation. Live with your family and save to build a better house. Then you can pack into the new place with them and then she can rent out her own house.
Please, both of you shouldn't allow Satan to tear your home to pieces. Please, please and please!

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Family / Re: "My Husband's Pride Wants To Ruin Our Home" The True Story by Analysiscorner: 4:12am On Jul 21, 2018
Oga, since you don't want to continue to live in that house but you still want her, kindly rent an apartment for all of you while she rents her house out. It is cool that you don't want her to change the property's name again. Why then the fuss?
Please, go back to her and tell her that you still love her but that you desire to be the one who provides her with a home, hence the need to park out with you while she rents out her own house.
Please, I don't support the transfer.
For the people supporting her for building the property in her own name alone, aren't they a couple? Secondly, the contribution he made towards the completion of the property, was it not something? Why didn't she tell him of her plans to register the property in her name?
Oga, you don't have much problems in your own home. It is just this property issue. And you are willing for her to have it, why seek for transfer again? All you have belongs to your wife and all that your wife has belongs to you, if both of you are christianans.

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Family / Re: "My Husband's Pride Wants To Ruin Our Home" The True Story by Analysiscorner: 3:56am On Jul 21, 2018
alfchye:
in my own word...everybody is saying why joke with the word "leave my house" after recieving so many insult and even insulting his wife, I am sure if the lady in question came here to tell us how the husband battered her after she insulted his parent. That means you people would have killed the man. The get out of my house is an involuntary action because he himself was confused. OP next time, take a walk out of the house and go drink some bottles, Take clothes with you and sleep in a hotel for some days too.I hear alot of people saying they sense pride, of what use is a man if there is no pride. You do not want a dummy as a husband do you?.
Too many single, divorce n embittered women in Nairaland. All of them are forming strong lady... If the OP's wife is reading, plz do not listen to them, I repeat do not listen to them. Majority of them bragging out here are slaves to their husband, they get the beating of their lives daily and come out here to point what they can't do in their home.But Oga OP u over trusted sha, I can't imgaine not going through papers before she proceed depositing document with the bank.
Try to make things work again for the sake of your kids.Cool off for a while, If the love is still there, go back home the kids misses you. They need you around this holiday season.
When you go home, give her so space for now. Do not eat her food and always do your laundry yourself.
If he does not eat her food, where is the reconciliation?

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Family / Re: "My Husband's Pride Wants To Ruin Our Home" The True Story by Analysiscorner: 3:48am On Jul 21, 2018
sisisioge:
grin grin grin grin grin

Your story corroborated hers sir! You guys are on exactly the same page! Summary, you wanted her to change the name on a property you just confirmed that she owns the lion share of to your name alone! Awwww...you are so smart!

Anyways, my understanding of the story as pulled from your story and hers says you were practically trying to defraud her!

1. She got the property (landed)
2. She did the paper works
3. She started building
4. You spent your own money on your parents's house
5. The remaining money, which you admitted isn't much was used to finish the house.

God is still in heaven, be fair in your dealings oga sir! Whew!
What stopped her from doing the paper work in both names? Or, tell him of her plans to do it in her name?
Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Sentenced To 11 Years In U.S Prison For Fraud by Analysiscorner: 9:34pm On Jul 19, 2018
LosVikingos:
Igbo Amaka

It is their calling
Is Otuya an Igbo name?

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Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Sentenced To 11 Years In U.S Prison For Fraud by Analysiscorner: 9:32pm On Jul 19, 2018
What does Otuya mean, please?
Sports / Re: Solomon Dalung Orders Amaju Pinnick To Step Down As NFF Boss by Analysiscorner: 2:18pm On Jul 02, 2018
Why can't Mr Giwa go to FIFA court of arbitration?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: "N300k Job Or I Won't Work" - Slay Queen, Chinny Okekki (Photos) by Analysiscorner: 2:13pm On Jul 02, 2018
pimpchi:
Aunty slay queen, we all thought likewise back then during Unidays and NYSC but not to worry body go soon tell how e dey go sotee only you go dey hustle for 25-30k jobs.
You don't have the assets she has.
Health / Re: HELP! Bad Breath Is Ruining My Social Life! by Analysiscorner: 1:36am On Jul 02, 2018
ChiefAzubuike:
Count this as a blessing in disguise. With that bad breath, you have no chance of getting a burden in your life in the name of girlfriend. You don't have to worry about making friends who would end up backstabbing you and you don't have to worry about provoking someone in public with your statement.
Nwamaikpe?

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Romance / Re: Ladies React To The News Of A Man Who Was Almost Raped By A Gay Hairstylist by Analysiscorner: 3:42pm On Jun 23, 2018
Amarabae:
oh yes, the white race is far ahead and better than the black race.
Any issue with that?
Are you on weed?
Politics / Re: Why Fela Fought MKO Abiola Over ITT (international Thief-thief) — Segun Aka Baso by Analysiscorner: 7:02pm On Jun 19, 2018
The phrase, " Nigerian symbol of democracy ", being ascribed to Abiola is a fallacy; 'cause Abiola stood against everything democratic in his lifetime. I am saying this with respect to Abiola and his family, but glad that it's part of our history.
Romance / Re: US Lesbian Lovers Kicked Out Of Uber For Kissing & Touching In Back Seat (Photo) by Analysiscorner: 2:23pm On Jun 19, 2018
Kennydoc:


This is one of the biggest challenges with homosexuality. Once a society accepts them, they begin to bully and intimidate normal humans with their abnormality, and the laws will always support them.
Imagine that this driver would have kicked out heterosexual passengers indulging in a sexual activity and he'd be right, but because they are lesbians, Uber forgot their no-sex policy and stupidly tagged him homophobic.
Homosexuality is destructive to any society. I curse the spirit of homosexuality!!
Amen!

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Romance / Re: US Lesbian Lovers Kicked Out Of Uber For Kissing & Touching In Back Seat (Photo) by Analysiscorner: 2:21pm On Jun 19, 2018
I fully support the driver. He was very right. The girls should be charged for indecent behaviour in the public.

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Career / Re: How To Get Sacked From Your Workplace? by Analysiscorner: 8:37pm On Jun 12, 2018
inoki247:
go late to work,, sleep during work period d last stage wen ur boss ask y u been lazy near him find him Hot slap let d sound of d slap overpower d sound of d Generator at work.
As much as this can earn him instant sack, it is advisable not to thread that path cause it is a bad report against him.
Discuss with them. If they insist on your giving them a month, two months or even three months of the salaries they have paid you, then do the maths. If you subtract such from your new salary, how much remains?
Family / Re: I'm 22 Years Old And A Burden On My Family, I'm Thinking Of Leaving Home. by Analysiscorner: 2:07pm On Jun 12, 2018
Be honest with them. If you are too scared to talk to your father, then go through your mum. The cycle of lies will destroy you. Therefore, break the cycle and be free.

You can equally talk to someone your father respects first. Then, that person would know how to speak to your parents.

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Romance / Re: I Broke "Boys Code" With My Friend And I'm Happy by Analysiscorner: 5:01am On May 28, 2018
You have done the right thing. Thank you so much!

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