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Science/Technology / Re: Take A Look At This Object We Dug Out In Anambra by Analysiscorner: 11:17pm On Mar 23, 2019
TourismMan:


I'm into tourism (as proven by my moniker) and I can help you market this with an amount large enough to change your life forever.
That's true but we need the record first before the monetary gain.
Science/Technology / Re: Take A Look At This Object We Dug Out In Anambra by Analysiscorner: 11:14pm On Mar 23, 2019
Archaeologists would do carbon dating to ascertain the age of the artifacts.

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Food / Re: How Do I Tell This Guy To Stop Eating In My House? by Analysiscorner: 9:51am On Mar 23, 2019
mrpoul:

I have,
for some weeks now

but today that I just cook and was hoping the food will take me up to 2 days he just come around
Tell him that you have made budget for the the food in your house, and go telling him when you expect it to finish. Be mean to do that. Remind him that you have no business nor income but that you are dependent upon your parents.

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Romance / Re: She Cheated With Her 'Cousin'. I'm Finding It Hard To Forgive Her by Analysiscorner: 4:23am On Mar 21, 2019
Had she confessed willingly, without any probe from you, I would have said that you forgive her. But since she had to admit only because you found out Is quite disturbing. She can be forgiven if you want. But the lie and concealment is what I don't like. If you still want to marry her, please, remember that issues like this will still pop up in the marriage.
Another point is that some sexually active persons tend to engage in sex not because they don't love their partners, but rather because the urge is too much on them. So, if you have reason to be away from her for some time, she will likely cheat again.

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Romance / Re: Bridesmaid And Best Man Scatter Wedding With Sexy Doggy Dance by Analysiscorner: 1:05pm On Mar 18, 2019
Madness

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Family / Re: I Had A Child With My Brother's Ex Wife. Please Read And Advice Me by Analysiscorner: 5:28am On Feb 28, 2019
Vincent88:
Thank you so much guys for all the advices , after reading your advices i realise that i was being selfish looking for my own interest to bring the secrets out because im desperate for my wife to give me my own child i taught maybe bringing this out will deliver us from having our own children , but i was not caring about how my brothers and wife will feel about hearing this especially my brother because he is already a broken man who rely on alcohol and the only things that is keeping him alive it is his children nothing else. I have come to conclusion that i will take the little girl for a secret DNA test to find out if she is mine or not and even if the results came she is my daughter i will forever keep this secrets till my last day on earth . My wife is not the same anymore since her last miscarriage she is depressed , loosing appetites and weight i cant bear to see her looking sad everyday she is only 24 please put us in your prayers for God to remember us and put a smile on my wife face again . Thank you
Oga, God wants you to confess your brother that you slept with his wife severally. But go on and do the dna test. If it is positive, add to your confession of sleeping with his wife, that you fathered the girl. I repeat, the secret of your adultery with his wife must not follow you to the grave.
Coming to DNA, I feel that since you are blood brothers, your DNA will still march his to a certain percentage.

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Family / Re: I Had A Child With My Brother's Ex Wife. Please Read And Advice Me by Analysiscorner: 5:18am On Feb 28, 2019
You made a great mistake by not reporting to your brother what the wife then was up to. Or, for not packing your bag then and leaving for good.
Family / Re: I Had A Child With My Brother's Ex Wife. Please Read And Advice Me by Analysiscorner: 5:16am On Feb 28, 2019
You did not offend your wife because you were not married to her when the deed was done. Try and confessed to your brother, possibly as you have hinted, through another brother. The secret must not follow you to the grave. Please, do it soonest.
Politics / Re: Soldier Killed By Boko Haram 3 Months After His Wedding. Photos by Analysiscorner: 6:45pm On Feb 19, 2019
Mosco100:
Deuteronomy 24 : 5 When a man hath taken a new wife, he shall not go out to war, neither shall he be charged with any business: but he shall be free at home one year, and shall cheer up his wife which he hath taken.
That's the ideal thing, but Nigeria does not know God.

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Education / Re: Lost Bsc Certificate. Pls Help by Analysiscorner: 3:25pm On Feb 18, 2019
Reprinting a new one may save you, especially when some firms won't hire you with a mere confirmation from your school.
If you have faith do it.
Please don't mix printing a new one with police report and court affidavit.. If you opt for printing a new one then, forget police report and court affidavit.
Events / Re: Happy Birthday Lalasticlala by Analysiscorner: 4:03pm On Feb 16, 2019
Happy birthday to you nnaa.
Romance / Re: A Guy Having A Female Roommate In School by Analysiscorner: 11:55am On Feb 15, 2019
Tehila07:


I had a female roommate in Lautech for 2 years. It wasn't intentional. Her parents are my family friends. So, she landed in my place the first time she came to Lautech, hoping to help her find accommodation. She rejected all apartments I found. It dawned on me she was already having feelings for me. But as a pastor guy I was in school, I had no slightest feeling for her. She tempted me for 2 years until I finally graduated. We didn't kiss for once, not to talk of fvkin.
Please, tell me more.

Once I left for nysc, she made me her enemy and broke all connections with despite inheriting everything in my room.
Romance / Re: My Friend Brings Ladies To My House For Sex. I'm Depressed Now by Analysiscorner: 5:43am On Feb 14, 2019
poyebad:


Really? I mean literally really?
You guys and spirits sha. Why must nice old s*x each time be associated with bad spirits? Nigerians sha.
It's very real, Bro. It is not psychology
Romance / Re: My Friend Brings Ladies To My House For Sex. I'm Depressed Now by Analysiscorner: 5:41am On Feb 14, 2019
Malawian:
He's already told you guys he looks to buy the guy out of a business, hence the reason he is trying to be diplomatic. This is akin to a fly perching on your scrotum. Not everything is by fire by sword.
Must he swallow everything for business gain?
Romance / Re: My Friend Brings Ladies To My House For Sex. I'm Depressed Now by Analysiscorner: 5:38am On Feb 14, 2019
Davash222:
A friend once tried this nonsense with me, he brought a woman to my house without even informing me, bluntly, I told him I don’t entertain female guests in my house because of the nature of my job. He left with the girl. Case closed.
Exactly
Romance / Re: My Friend Brings Ladies To My House For Sex. I'm Depressed Now by Analysiscorner: 5:34am On Feb 14, 2019
What happened to his own house? He said he would visit you and from there sleeping over and from there bringing girls to your house. Tell him to pack out. You can't compromise everything for business. Chase him out of your house.
Celebrities / Re: Fans Calls Actress, Linda Osifo Ashewo After She Shows Off Her Mansion by Analysiscorner: 10:25am On Jan 25, 2019
barrMo:
Good day everyone. There is an issue I want the nairaland owner in person of Mr Ideas or at least the able moderators to attend go. A client of ours accused this forum of defrauding him of the money he paid for advert. We assured him that nairaland is an organization of integrity and we will first like to hear from the forum. We will appreciate it if the forum can respond within 24hours. Evidence of accusation below. Thank you.
Please, moderators, attend to this.
Health / Re: I'm A Virgin HIV Positive Lady: Please Help! by Analysiscorner: 9:33pm On Jan 10, 2019
Depression cannot handle your case. It rather makes things worse. Cheer up and go to another hospital for a confirmation of the test. Even if it still reads positive, that's not the end of your life. Your attitude changes everything for either good or bad.
Family / Re: My Teenage Sister Already Having Sex With Yahoo Boys & My Father Is An Extremist by Analysiscorner: 9:20am On Dec 28, 2018
It is not the best thing to do, as it can b never produce a solution. Counsel her in the home, church, friends etc. Sending her out might just expose her to more danger.
Romance / Re: Most Nigerian Guys Are Afraid Of Dating Celestial Girls by Analysiscorner: 2:00pm On Dec 18, 2018
dauddy97:
I am actually dating a cele girl over a year now. I haven't found anything fetish from her. Beautiful, easy going and trust worthy. she nearly killed herself when I wanted to live her alone. Well, I believe nothing is wrong with this Cele girl I am dating. Funniest part is that, she agrees to convert to Muslim if she eventually get married to me.
She is desperate for marriage.

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Crime / Re: Robber Begs Mob To Remove Charmed Ring From Finger Before Dying by Analysiscorner: 9:57am On Nov 30, 2018
dubra:
Pls help a brother, am driver of more than 20 years of experience, am available to be hired for short or long time travels, my whatsapp number is 08085508012, I can supplies my drivers license /voters card I'd numbers before engagement for any assignments, thanks to all
of the three posts you have ever made on nairaland, all are connected to you and sugar mummies. What do you really want?
Crime / Re: Robber Begs Mob To Remove Charmed Ring From Finger Before Dying by Analysiscorner: 9:52am On Nov 30, 2018
dubra:
Pls help a brother, am driver of more than 20 years of experience, am available to be hired for short or long time travels, my whatsapp number is 08085508012, I can supplies my drivers license /voters card I'd numbers before engagement for any assignments, thanks to all
Please, beware of kidnappers.
Sports / Re: Mikel Obi And His Family In Nigeria, Wife Experiences Culture Shock, Dances by Analysiscorner: 10:24pm On Nov 21, 2018
coolcharm:
Mikel Obi... The guy just dodge all these lazy and arrogant Nigerian girls with their gold digging game grin

Pretty daughter he has, I must say.

I've learnt to respect people's choices... Especially on when, where, how an in whom they find love and happiness. So, welcome home Olga Obi.

#igbo amaka wink
I initially thought you were Nwamaikpe
Travel / Re: Never Depend On Anybody That Is Outside The Country by Analysiscorner: 9:56pm On Nov 19, 2018
Sorry, Bro. His attitude showed arrogance, but rest assured that he doesn't know tomorrow, and that should your situation improves, he will be the one that will be disturbing you.
You don't need to holler at him again.
Politics / Re: Police Parades Killers Of Idris Alkali (PHOTOS) by Analysiscorner: 10:27pm On Nov 04, 2018
shammahyaro:
Dear Nairalanders, pardon my typos as I haven't done this before. I'd try to summarize the issue though it isn't as simple as it is. I'm doing this without his knowledge sef.
My boyfriend has been looking for a job for the past 6months now and nothing has come forward.We stay in kaduna environs. He is a 2nd class upper graduate of industrial design and is very good with graphic design.Any job will do.God bless any one that helps.
May God grant you your heart's desire. Please, beware of kidnappers, as you keep on searching for jobs, especially through online means.
Romance / Re: Marrying A Lady Your Friend Slept With In The Past by Analysiscorner: 1:00pm On Oct 29, 2018
It's not right op please, let her be. Find another woman
Romance / Re: Lady Sharing Office With Me Wants To Be My Baby Mama, Gives Me Green Light by Analysiscorner: 3:23pm On Oct 18, 2018
She is desperate. Therfore, try to relax her mind and teach her the virtues of contentment and patience.
Romance / Re: Lady Sharing Office With Me Wants To Be My Baby Mama, Gives Me Green Light by Analysiscorner: 3:22pm On Oct 18, 2018
Give her hope that her own hubby will locate her in due season. Tell her to get serious with God. Please, don't give in to her demands.
Family / Re: Wife Sends Photo Of Her Drunk Husband Who Slept In The Toilet To Friend by Analysiscorner: 4:46pm On Oct 14, 2018
People are making a great mistake by taking thy their problems to Emeka ugwuonye. The man is a Conman. Tad taking one's problems to him compounds the already bad situation.
Education / Re: IMT Student Pays School Fees Only To Find Out Department Doesn't Exist. Photos by Analysiscorner: 8:49am On Oct 06, 2018
IMT, please why? Say your own version or refund him fully.
Education / Re: Covenant University, Olumuyiwa Oludayo Sex Scandal: Osi Osi, Graduate Speaks by Analysiscorner: 8:40am On Oct 06, 2018
amarachi06:
Of course is true! I was molested by my HOD in 2012 with his friends. Constantly subjected to the old fool and the funny part is the course Adviser who happens to be a woman, was pretending to care. This man pushed for my suspension as an exco from my department and my president went with him. I even narrated the whole situation to him and SUG Excos.
I wrote to the students Affairs and they did not about it after reducing my marks in every course l took and the funniest part was, he told my colleagues that "if l didn't friend him, that he must frustrate my life".
If the #metoomovement should happen in Nigeria today, you will be surprised with the turn of events.
Nigerian lecturers pride themselves with arrogance and wickedness.
Please, what was the nature of the harassment? Did he have your phone number? The reduced marks, did it cut across all the students that were your mates?

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