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CoCoLav:
Who forced you to open the thread?

I was just about to shoot this person with my Kruger assault rifle before I realized it was you.

Your very lucky I hesitated for a split second, else you'd have been a goner!

Wats up boo?

This is becoming insane.

Everyday, I see useless threads like 5 types of this, 10 categories of that.

Must everything be categorized for Crissakes!

Nobody should quote me and ask me who forced me to open the thread.

I'm just speaking my mind. Its really becoming annoying

Same old story.

Meanwhile, I'm sure there was a nice guy somwhere, patiently waiting for your love. But you chose to ignore him and continue with someone who treated you badly and had multiple children out of wedlock.


Now ur here crying for us. Wat do u want us to do?

Oya sorry. Mtcheeew

Elipsis:
That guy is a hearless mofo!

Just imagine the innocent people who were killed or wounded simply because the mad man couldn't control his rage.

On the other hand, this should serve as a warning to ladies. Don't go dumping your bf's because one Yankee based guy with fake accent, who's probably pushing drugs comes to your life.

Imagine throwing an 8 years relationship away for someone she probably barely knew.

I'm so pissed right now.

RIP to the dead.

U sound pained bro.

I know d feeling though.

Calm down

CoCoLav:
How much wee you pay me?

I'm paid for stuffs like this

Anaskie I see you

U can see ehnn.

I was just peeping sha

U know this isn't my turf

CoCoLav:
I think so too.

I am an introvert but the things I do...

People will be surprised.

OP maybe you are just boring..try to be more interesting and spontaneous around him.

4 years?! mehn...by this time you should be doing make up on his face and taking pictures
painting his toe nails
shaving his eyebrows while he is asleep
Just have fun.
Plan outings to places he will like...you know him best. You know what he likes doing
watch sports with him if he is a sports fan. for good measure you could just support the opposite team so you can argue and have some laughs
buy the latest video game and the both of you play it together
Spontaneously dance for him....you can even dance on his body
Go to a gaming center...play snooker, go paintballing...
You could also give him some drama, tease him, make him laugh
just basically have fun!
On Fridays after work you both can just go the park, sit, buy pizza and talk.
And then you could write him little letters and drop off at places he is sure to see them...like his pockets or wallet. I prefer this to the normal boring text messages and pinging.

Wow!

Nice

Calling you special is a huge understatement.
You r simply the best.

Wishing you a very, very long, happy and prosperous life.
Luv u plenty, plenty.

Happy birthday my dearest Coco.

rittyben:
Thanks

Ur welcome dear. I'm glad I'm not the only one who feels dis way.

CoCoLav:
Lol @Scrypt

Okay first of all, this is a very nice article that reflects what many people are going through. However I must point out that though everyone seems to be talking of how they have been hurt they have not stopped to think of those they have also hurt.

I believe life is a cycle and although love is very beautiful we find ways to complicate it. Boy A dates Girl A and gets hurt. In his next relationship with Girl B he tries to be very careful and to ration his affections as you stated in an earlier article. Girl B shows him love fully but feels that Boy A doesn't love her enough because he isn't showing it unknown to her he is trying to ration his love as a result of his past experience. Girl B is hurt and has resolved not to love fully again and also decided to ration her love in her next relationship with Boy B. Boy B gets hurt again and the cycle continues....

I'm not afraid to love. I love fully knowing that I may/may not get hurt at the end but that doesn't stop me from giving my all. Heartbreak has never killed anyone, with time you heal and you move on.

Life is too short and love too beautiful to be afraid to love.

My motto: Live and let live

CC: Anaskie
Scrypt

My dearest Coco, its really not as easy as you make it appear.
Its extremely difficult to put your all into a relationship when you were hurt in a previous one.

Ever heard the song 'First cut is the Deepest by Sheryl Crow?
My dear, you'll always feel the scar till you meet that one person who'll mend the broken pieces.

But till then, its safe to tread cautiously.

People say once bitten, twice shy.
I say once bitten, forever shy.

Ur in Abuja and ur complaining.
Ask about those in Rivers state.

In Rivers state, all corpers with the exception of lawyers and doctors are posted to classrooms.
You'll be posted to one riverine community which is only accessible by sea, to teach Further Maths to students who have no bizness being in a classroom.

Worst part is that ur not paid a dime for ur services by the state govt. So, somehow ur 19800 allowee will cover ur accomodation, feeding, transport etc.

Its even far worse if ur posted to Portharcourt where accomodation and feeding are terribly expensive. The 19800 won't even cover your transport, talkless of feeding.

Guy, thank God for dat ur Abuja abeg.

NYSC is just a total waste of time.

KingTom:
Finally! Someone with a brain! Kudos man.

Tanx bro. Some comments here are really amazing!

Na wa o. I'm seriously amazed at the kind of reasoning I'm seeing here.
Some NL guys have taken woman-wrappering to a whole different level.

So from your definition, if I prefer a tall, dark, slim lady to a short, fat, pimple-faced lady, I'm also a gold-digger!
Please, u guys should be more rational in ur discussions.

gold dig·ger
noun
a person who dates others purely to extract money from them, in particular a woman who strives to marry a wealthy man.

Anyways @ op, I don't see gold digging as being exclusive to only the female gender, though its more common with them.
I've seen guys who also date rich girls they obviously didn't love, simply because they wanted to get their cash.

Gold digging has absolutely nothing with one's physical preferences. Let's get our definitons straight please.

urchbarbie:
nna! but i lie?[color=#990000][/color]

Nne'm you know you are always on point.

This guy's story sounds like mine... before I became wiser.

Poor guy.

I learnt it the hard way though. Being Mr.Nice Guy doesn't pay at all

Lemme help you guys out.

Watches are worn on the left hand, because the knob used in setting the watch is on the right side. This makes it easier to set the watch.

If you wear it on your right hand, you'll find it difficult to set your time because you'll have to twist yout hand to an awkward position.

That's my reason sha.

urchbarbie:
Rather than opening dis thread to debunk scriptural references, why not open a thread to win souls for Christ. We were sent to d world to make disciples of nations, not turn against our brethren. @least we all believe dat no eye would see God unless he be bornagain. So many ppl out dere don't av Christ in them. Preach to them. Convert them. And kindly stop this fight in the name of church superiority

This is why I love you.

cynthia3d:
:Ur. Dad has finished telling u d story. So no need to argue its like so for the easterners no copy yoruba oooooo na dem dey trad even for main road

God bless u swty. Dis was the same question a friend of mine asked me some months ago. When I told her that it was customary to have the traditional marriage in the village, she was really surprised.

She told me that her 2 elder sisters and her elder brother, who are all married did their trad weddings in the city, without even consulting the people in the village.

Anyways, she happens to be one of these Igbo girls who were born and bred in Ibadan, so somehow, they believe they are now Yorubas. The silly girl has been to her village only once in her life and doesn't understand a word of Igbo.

I really don't blame these Yoruba peeps sometimes when they say nasty things about Igbos trying to claim their ancestral lands.

Efulefu

Hmmm

CoCoLav:
No vex na. Got gist for you sef. Will ping you at night.

No wahalla. I'll be waiting

Moremi Hall again?
My last room in the Uni was A304, though not OAU sha.

Someone should please call the Fire Service before the fire spreads to other rooms.

This thread reminds me of an old song by Daddy Showkey (I think):

Fire, Fire,
In our country, country
Give me plenty water,
Make I quench the fire.

Sorry folks. I shouldn't be singing on this thread

Dear Jenniferjon, I'd advice you not to tell him. He might not feel the same way about you, or may have probably locked you up in the friend zone and thrown the keys away.

If you really have feelings for him, there are subtle ways you can hint it to him. Trust me, no matter how 'jew' a guy is, he can smell a hint when he sees one.
If he doesn't take the bait, it means he's simply not into you.

Cheers

CoCoLav:
Hahahahaha

Swty, I'm serious o. I even forgot to include the N50 that the Supreme Court lady collected from us the other day.
She even took N100 from me because she said she didn't have change!

Naija sha

My God! That's quite a huge number.
We are talking about human lives here!
If I kill 54 chickens this Xmas,my conscience will bug me, talkless of killing 54 humans.

Sentencing 54 people to death will definitely destroy the already dead morale of the soldiers at the battlefield.
The Court Martilal should have borne this in mind before delivering this ridiculous judgement.

Its not like we're even in the military era for Crissakes!

Anyways, they have a right to appeal. I'm very sure the Court of Appeal will reverse this stupendous judgement.

Extremely pissed right now

reknownedmarsk:
vote BUHARI/OSIBANJO den u loose a lot of fat u have due to dah foolish otuoke man policies

Bros, please how does this relate to the topic?

I was opportuned to hear this man speak, some months ago. The man is truly a genius. Just the kind of person we need in this country.

Now, I dunno who to vote for again.
GEJ or GMB

$7.92bn?

Sometimes I wonder how they come up with these figures.

Anyways, I hope they included the N1,500 that one stupid policeman collected from me last month because I was strolling in the night.

And also the N200 that one lady at the Ministry of Justice demanded from me before she could stamp my documents.

dimdim001:
What fone do u use?

Blackberry Bold 6

dimdim001:
U can set it dat only pple in ur fone contacts get to see ur DP

R u serious! Please how do I do that? Can't find it in my settings.

This made frontpage too?

Seun kilode?

Why am I even commenting?

I have no idea who she is.

I hate the fact that you can't add or delete friends. They should have at least provided a friend request feature.

Whatsapp makes it very easy for people to stalk you.
Some of them wouldn't even chat with you. They'd just stay and be stealing all your dp's. Only God knows what they do with it.

I call them monitoring spirits