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What impetus!

RIP my learned friend.
Your death won't go unpunished.

Hugging a lady because of her breasts?

Too many perverts on Nairaland.

SMH

Yemi Alade, I love you!

Lol. Dat billboard is in Abuja. Can't remember the exact location, but I know I've passed it before. Couldn't stop laffin when I saw it.

Just 20 dogs?

So the people residing in these 9 states are all going to suffer because of the quarrel between Mrs Elo and Total?

Why must labour unions always resort to strikes without thinking of the severe consequences on innocent people?

Total, I use God name beg una, please reinstate Mrs Elo make we rest.

Nothing person no go see for this country.

Wait. Lemme ask her

Why are topics from the Romance section just hitting frontpage?

We need more topics from the politics section please.

I love my Igbo ladies.
Umu oma.

You ran away and locked urself in the room?

I respect you bro.

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Djhack1:
my gal is one in a million , not the type wt d the Nigeria gals mentality , if am not mistaken shez spend not less than 10k 4 her bobo, call her a mugu na ur cup of tea , bh we know what exist between us two...Gbam!

Bro, ur a very lucky man. Where do u ppl even meet these girls!

Nothing

Nada

N0.00kobo

None ever offered to take me out.
None cooked for me with their money.
None ever bought me a Val's gift
None ever bought me a birthday gift...apart from the last one who gave me one silly novel and started reminding me that her birthday was d following week.

Mehnnn, I've never been blessed with a good girlfriend.

I'd opt for none.

If my wife is too busy to take care of the baby and none of my relatives are around to help out, I'd simply drop the baby at a creche and pick him up on my way back from work.

They usually have dedicated babysitters who feed, bathe and change the dirty diapers. They even have a mini-clinic manned by trained nurses in case of an emergency. Furthermore, my baby will have a chance to 'socialize' with other babies.

Its a win-win situation. We get to continue with our busy schedules while our baby still gets taken care of.
Far better than letting a total stranger come into my house in the name of taking care of my baby.
The stories I've been hearing recently of housemaids/babysitters kidnapping and maltreating little children are scaring me silly.

Its a fair judgement.

I can't fathom why the topshot lawyers representing PDP should make such a grave error.
Its elementary law that before you serve through substituted means, you should obtain the leave of court. And we are even talking about service outside jurisdiction which is governed by the SCPA!

Non-service is very fatal as it even affects the court's jurisdiction to try the matter.
The learned silks should have known this.
I'm very, very surprised.

[quote author=urchbarbie post=28824202][/quote]I mentioned you cuz I want u to learn a thing or two from the thread.
Some Nigerian ladies can be very horrible. I hate dat 'real men do dis, real men do dat talk.
For Crissakes ur not a man. How then do u knw how real men behave?

rigarmortis:
i learnt from other ppls mistakes bro...and I almost fell victim too...

have you ever been with a gril in the room after you have finished "the bizness" her real man bf calls her and she starts the bedroom voice I will call you back later shiiiiii, that taught me a lot sire.

also females in general detests guys they can predict, guys who act all proper and good, and who can surprise them with fun.

the uncertainty also keeps them on the edge and makes them act proper all the time, don't ever commit totally, let your presence be fun, but let that be all you offer, no permanent strings in the foreseeable future....unless.....keep it dangling...

like I said I almost fell, may way of life is what I have painted above, but there was this girl who I fell for, I committed to her.....in the beginning she was more commited too, infact she loved 90% and me ten percent, I saw the future in her so I dropped every and commited, called, gave a my company, time and body exclusively, it was soooo fun for a time, then she started acting up.

I guess I was too nice, breaking my own rules, I was in my finals in school then, subtle things that a born mugu wont notice, but I did, she started taking me for granted and all that, she just assumed that she had me hook which she did at the time, that whatever she did I wil still be there...well I was no born mugu...I went back to my own style...

and guess what!......she started loving up again, calling, texting, asking me whats wrong all the time, I just smile and laugh and say nothing, then just arrange a surprise outing, she thinks we gonna be together, I just form an urgent call and kiss her goodbye....

gradual the outing turned to no outing no time no calls, she started planning surprises and gifts and two birthdys a month for me, flooded me with attention and gifts even when I acted bored all the time with her, cut most of her calls, but when I pick I gist and laugh like nothing is going on.......it was too late then.......

now its almost 4 years later and she is still trying to win me back, I work in Abuja now while she is in warri but she comes to Abuja, gets a hotel and calls me, I just say am busy...

then, whatsapp, and facebook...

my guy...forget.......

don't get suckered onto this mess

Same story here bro! I learnt mine the hard way though.

My best thread on Nairaland this month!

Bros abeg tell dem.

Cc.
Urchbarbie
CoColav
Cupidora

Similar to what happened to me two days ago.
I went to one of the surviving Mr.Biggs outlets in Port-Harcourt and ordered rice and chicken. The food tasted very bad but I was terribly hungry, so I didn't have much choice but to eat it. Coupled with the fact dat the little meal was outrageously expensive.

Before I could even finish it, my tummy started. I thought it was probably because of how fast I rushed the food, so I didn't really think much about it. Although I do have a very delicate tummy.

Fast forward to 10 mins later, I was stuck in a terrible traffic and my stomach was on fire! I had to let my cousin take the steering and jumped out of the car to the nearest bank to relieve myself.
By the time I was out, the traffic had cleared and the silly boy had driven off, leaving me stranded because my fones and wallet were in the car.
If I hadn't seen an old pal of mine who came to the bank, I wonder how I'd have reached my house.
If not for God, I for kill that my silly cousin when I got home.

The ultimate blame still goes to Mr.Biggs sha. Those people should fear God o.

Its really a pity.

I still can't believe what I saw while in camp. Even my very decent female friends weren't left out of the madness.
Its almost as if there's an aphrodisiac sprayed around the camp that makes all ladies go gaga.

I doubt if if I'd ever trust a female in camp.

Of course guys also friendzone ladies.
U can't possibly date or sleep with all the females in your life.

All my female pals are currently in my friendzone, and I know most aren't comfortable being there.
Enjoying being single.
Still waiting for the special one.

Akerry:
lol, urchbarbie sweettalking since the days of Elijah longest time, hw are u sir?

I'm fine boss. How have u been?

urchbarbie:
True dos soldiers are sometin else! Lolx! I remember one morning I refused to go for parade and was jejeli sitting out d morning drill in d dinning, na so one soldier catch me.
Soldier: Hey you what are you doing here?
(As he shines light for me face)
Urchbarbie: Sir my platoon is in d kitchen today
Soldier: And ure a fine gal o, oya give me ur number or don't u want to be posted to Jalingo (town tinx)
Urcbarbie: 0806######
Few hours later
Soldier: Hello, come to mammy market
Urcbarbie: Am on my way sir
Few mins later
Soldier: "the number u dialed is switched off"

If I hear say soldier get connects. I could confidently do that cos I knw I had few days to ja to abj for my call to bar.
The person wey even help me with my posting na 750 card I pin for him phone and constant sweet talks #winks. Strength of a woman(no be by only kpa******)

Hmmm. Lips sealed

victorD3:
I'm not surprised because they even have political party

Lmao. Na u sabi oo

I'm curious. Please what party is that?

Dear God please let me have a resume as good as this by the time I'm 50.

Slowly getting there

Someone should please try it and get back to us.
I won't use my call to bar certificate to carry out the experiment.

Thank you.

Thumbs up to our gallant soldiers!
More grease to your guns.

So Bokoharam even employs professional camera men too?

They are gradually becoming the biggest employers of labour in this country. We have Bokoharam lawyers, doctors, engineers, accountants, carpenters, photographers etc etc.

I wonder how much they pay their workers

I really don't understand why the application was heard exparte.

Anyways, its just an interim injunction. It should last for only 14 days.

Judiciary sha.

IbokUtoroh:
gej must go. can u imagine what he has turned our youths into?
thank God 2015 we have a good opportunity to send him back to otuoke. lai mohammed.
vote apc for change
dont vote buhari for change!

Bros no vex abeg, did you read the topic?

Just the topic I needed!

CoColav, come and see oo!