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PoliticsRe: Oyibo Beat Naija Man Shege by AndreUweh(m): 5:01pm On Sep 12, 2010
MrPrsdent:
can we see the letter cheesy
Refer to Akwa Ibom National assembly because they acknowledged receipt of my letter.
PoliticsRe: Ibos May Clinch The Presidency In The Next 16 Years Or Never by AndreUweh(m): 4:56pm On Sep 12, 2010
chigo4u:
Mumu & stupendous andre fool uweh. Does your fada own nairaland? Whats your problem? Why nt jump & pass if u dont like the post? Anyways poster u r correct but u know the igbos are dull. They neva tnk about d future. They only care about their personal comfy so in essence ca$h will still flow and they will foolishly collect & will their future away. Smh. Thats why the region is the least dev.d in d country
It is a shameless maggot like you who is dull and your entire castrated maggotic family that is dull not Ndigbo.
You are looking for cheap popularity with your mere 83 posts, sorry you have failed. Mystical beast.
CultureRe: The Truth About The Number Of Nigerian Languages by AndreUweh(m): 3:18pm On Sep 12, 2010
Egun language is not in that list.
PoliticsRe: Oyibo Beat Naija Man Shege by AndreUweh(m): 3:13pm On Sep 12, 2010
Peters even did worse than his fight with the Oyibo 5 years ago.
PoliticsRe: Ibos May Clinch The Presidency In The Next 16 Years Or Never by AndreUweh(m): 1:08pm On Sep 12, 2010
Brownteeth:
If jonathan wins the next election that means he has destroyed the chances of Ndigbo to produce the next president at the end of Yar'adua's 8 year term in 2015. When jonathan's eight year term expires, the next president do or die must be a northerner who will also be on seat for eight years. Maybe Ndigbo should support a northern candidate so that if he wins and his 8 year term expires in 2018 or whatever, they will have a better chance to ''smell'' the seat in the near future. At least that will make the Biafrans among them to become Nigerians again.

If that dosent happen, I wonder if Ndigbo will ever produce a president cos no one know whether Nigeria will last for 16 years more.
This is a very stupendous thread. Must every one start a thread about Ndigbo and 2011. Why not post this junk on the already existing 2011 threads. Some jobless freaks do not think of anything else in their miserable low souls except the Igbo.
I spit on this moronic thread. Nonsense.
PoliticsRe: Gani: The Greatest Modern Nigerian by AndreUweh(m): 12:24pm On Sep 12, 2010
Now that Gani has fallen asleep, I think Olisa Agbakoba will continue from where Gani stoped.
PoliticsRe: Oyibo Beat Naija Man Shege by AndreUweh(m): 12:20pm On Sep 12, 2010
Prior to this fight, I told chaps in sports section that somebody will be jailed one day for murder in a ring.
I wrote to Akwa Ibom state house of assembly over Samuel Peters and they did not reply me.
PoliticsRe: South-east Backs North For Presidency by AndreUweh(m): 12:03pm On Sep 12, 2010
Today one Igbo group is supporting GEJ, another day it is the North.
It is only Uwaechue led Oha na eze Ndi Igbo that that will determine where Ndigbo stand at this imbroglio.
If Air-raid Joe Achuzie is till in control, he would have taken a stand.
Amb Uwaechue--Please take a stand, Sir.
CultureRe: Igbos come show your proverbs skills by AndreUweh(m): 11:51am On Sep 12, 2010
Onlytruth:
Nshiko si na ogo ya na chi ya yoro ya oru otu mgbe, o hapu nke chi ya gaa nke ogo ya, chi ya ewere ndu ya. O hapu nke ogo ya gaa nke chi ya, ogo ya akporo nwunye ya. O wee buru isi n'abo.

The crab said that both his god and his in-law requested his help with their farm works simultaneously.
If he abandons his god's farm work for his in-law's, his god will take his life,
if he abandons his in-laws farm work for his god's, his in-law will take his wife.
So, he developed both sides of himself to work either way, a little here, a little there.
@Onlytruth, Ilu gi a bu kajard.
Enwekwere ilu ozo ana eji Nshiko atu: Nshiko si egwuruegwu wuru Ichife ya aka azu, onye egwushila ya. The crab says that if play involves twisting of arms, no one should involve the crab.
CultureRe: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by AndreUweh(m): 11:44am On Sep 12, 2010
[quote author=pres-elect link=topic=413608.msg6738842#msg6738842 date=1284266946]@onlytruth
hapu agaba. onweghi mmete. agaba123419 efuola. ma ya, ma nke ozo ana akpo toshman (leekwala udi aha ha na aza, agaba, toshman grin) infact nke ahu ana akpo toshman emebichaala, anuru m na otuwara umunwanyi abuo ime na wales gbafuo gbaga amerika. police ka na eche ya na wales. onye nke ahu, obara ya agwula, infact anwunta(mosquito) tachara ya one day gbupu asu, si ihe nke a owu obara ka owu mmiri nkiti. obara ha agwula

nke agaba, mosquito tachara ya one day the mosquito enwee diarrhoea grin igaa na threadi ilulu igbo hu udiri ilulu ndia na atu ebe ahu ee grin

ify m ooo eleee gi, nwa ada m ji eme onu, asampete , omuma asa aru, ada bekeee. nkem, odim n'obi kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss

agaba mkpum, biko unu o huru otele? achoro m ima ma o ka n'ere garri na elephant and castle junction?[/quote]Nna Ikwuola ncha. Gina Uche Ogbuagu kweshiri ima aka (competition).
CultureRe: The Truth About The Number Of Nigerian Languages by AndreUweh(m): 11:39am On Sep 12, 2010
@Chyz: There is Akoko in Ondo state. They are Yorubas.
Do not mistake it for Akoko Edo in Edo state.
Have a nice Sunday.
PoliticsRe: Yahoo Plus: The New Face Of 419 by AndreUweh(m): 1:48am On Sep 12, 2010
Deep Soul:
I always wonder about the native doctors/priests who prepare these charms for them.

If you have powers to make someone $50k richer, why not use it for urself?? huh
Native doctors this days are rich. A lot has moved to the cities, luxury cars and mansions.
CultureRe: The Truth About The Number Of Nigerian Languages by AndreUweh(m): 1:38am On Sep 12, 2010
[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=512154.msg6738523#msg6738523 date=1284251369]This might sound ignorant, but you said something about the enemies of Igboland trying to classify Igbo dialects as separate languages, in order to . . . .?
And who classified these languages? Nigerians themselves or their colonist?

Yea, Ekiti is "one person". Same language, culture, food, tradition etc throughout the state.[/quote]Sometime after the Nigerian crises, The Nigerian govt hired a Linguist to classify Nigerian languages. I can't remember that lady's name now. This lady was the one who came up Ekpeye, Ika, Ikwerre and so on as separate languages from Igbo.
Yet that linguist did not classify Owoh, Ekiti, Ijebu as separate languages from Yoruba.
Since then, some of this Igbo groups has been having identity crises.
That woman is an enemy of Ndigbo.
CultureRe: Kola Nut Ritual In Igboland by AndreUweh(op): 1:30am On Sep 12, 2010
ezeagu:
Has anyone actually witnessed a full celebration when oji breaks into three?
Not seen one yet. The most celebrated is the ones that has four lobes. It is seen as Eke, Orie, Afo and Nkwo.
But kolanut broken into seven lobes calls for a special feast.
CultureRe: The Truth About The Number Of Nigerian Languages by AndreUweh(m): 1:24am On Sep 12, 2010
[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=512154.msg6738491#msg6738491 date=1284250751]I think Ekiti should just be classified as its own language. The dialect differs a lot from Yoruba. It's like speaking french to a Spanish person.

Fixed[/quote]If it were in Igboland, it would have been classified as its own language. This is what you find out in Ika, Ekpeye and so on.
Ekiti people should be lucky they do not have identity crises.
CultureRe: The Truth About The Number Of Nigerian Languages by AndreUweh(m): 1:16am On Sep 12, 2010
Legbo is a language of spoken in Cross River state not Afikpo. The Legbo people bear Igbo names that are common in Afikpo eg Kanu Agabi. This former minister is Legbo and not Igbo.
My coursemate during my undergraduate days shared a common surname (Agbi) with a lecturer from Cross River state. Yet one is Igbo and the other is not.
CultureRe: The Truth About The Number Of Nigerian Languages by AndreUweh(m): 1:07am On Sep 12, 2010
ezeagu:
Yoruba has a dialect called Igbonna, this has to be a joke, or ancient link. . . shocked
I know of Igbomina.
CultureRe: The Truth About The Number Of Nigerian Languages by AndreUweh(m): 12:38am On Sep 12, 2010
Despite great dialectrical variations in Yorubaland, all the dialects are grouped as Yoruba.
But enemy of Ndigbo are very quick to classify some Igbo dialects as separate languages e.g Ika, Ekpeye etc.
CultureRe: The Truth About The Number Of Nigerian Languages by AndreUweh(m): 12:35am On Sep 12, 2010
asha 80:
i heard that people from ibadan do not understand ekiti?no wcan they all be classified as one language undecided
They do understand about 45%.
CultureRe: Igbos come show your proverbs skills by AndreUweh(m): 12:32am On Sep 12, 2010
Ihe agbilu na ada na onu abugi ihe ona ato na onu--The sound of a bitter kola when chewn is different from the way it tastes in the mouth.
CultureRe: Igbos come show your proverbs skills by AndreUweh(m): 12:29am On Sep 12, 2010
Onye ana anwuru anwuru, anagi anoshi uzo. Some one who is a target or on wanted list does not stay in public places.
CultureRe: The Truth About The Number Of Nigerian Languages by AndreUweh(m): 12:19am On Sep 12, 2010
@Ezeagu: This is the best classification I have seen so far. Awolowo counted up to 51 languages of Nigeria.
@No. 18, do you mean Egun language spoken in Lagos state and a tiny part of Ogun state?.
CultureRe: Kola Nut Ritual In Igboland by AndreUweh(op): 12:13am On Sep 12, 2010
In Igboland, Kola nut is often served with Garden egg. In some instances and in the absence of kolanut, garden egg is served. Though kola nut is the choicest.
CultureRe: Your Favourite(s) Igbo Praise Names For God by AndreUweh(op): 12:09am On Sep 12, 2010
Aha na ekewa Oshimiri--The name that split the Red Sea (for Israelites to pass through upon the pursuit of Pharaoh's chariots).
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: West Ham Vs Chelsea On Saturday [1 - 3] On 11th September 2010 by AndreUweh(m): 8:00pm On Sep 11, 2010
chelseabmw:
Alex song scores for arsenal shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

Mikel what are u waiting for? huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh

though say u ball hit ball grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Mikel is moulded to play like Makalele. Though shall not expect goals from him.
Mikel is a successful attempt at cloning MAKALELE.
PoliticsRe: Will Nigeria Ever Be More Than A "mere Geographical Expression"? by AndreUweh(m): 11:38am On Sep 11, 2010
Igbo is indigenous to Igbo people. No outside interference.
Gboo---to solve.
Igbo people are problem solvers to their people hence Igbo.
Igbo people are known as problem solvers--Ndi na EGBO NKPA.
Igbo is traced from this angle.
PoliticsRe: 44 Years After Ironsi, Igbo Named Army Chief by AndreUweh(m): 11:20am On Sep 11, 2010
Eziachi:
I thought Ukiwe/Ndubuisi are both Ogboo guys? And that rogue called Amadi Ikwecheghi who died early this year.

Nwachukwu I'm sure his father is from Isikwuato, as he never really identified with us until late 80s when his mothers kinmen made military governor of Imo state to thank him for his treachery.
Ndubuisi KANU is from Ovim actually. I have been to his family house in Ovim. I met in London about 5 weeks ago.
CultureRe: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by AndreUweh(m): 11:10am On Sep 11, 2010
Onlytruth:
Kedu zi mgbe okwu Igbo a jiri we fee n'ihe gbasara otu? Nna ike gwuru umu nwoke o! grin

Umu ada anyi ga ebidokwa ileda anyi anya.

O' g'eme kwa o!


[size=16pt]Igbo mma mma nu![/size]
@Onlytruth, Oga diri gi nma. Otutu ndi nne na ndi nna na abia ebea na agu ihe anyi na ede. Ka anyi nye ha nsopuru.
Udo diri unu.
CultureRe: What Are Your People (Ethnicity) Known For? by AndreUweh(op): 12:11am On Sep 11, 2010
Etiti sports field serves for so many purposes such as:
Okigwe zonal football competitions.
Secondary school sports competitions.
Political rallies.
Church crusades.
Etiti cultural competitions.
Ist October and Childrens' Day celebrations.
etc.
PoliticsRe: 44 Years After Ironsi, Igbo Named Army Chief by AndreUweh(m): 11:53pm On Sep 10, 2010
Abagworo:
Ovim as a village has produced the most generals and military officers in the eastern nigeria if not in the entire south.
Ike Nwachukwu
Ndubuisi Kanu
Ebitu Ukiwe
and a lot more are from this village in Isuikwuato,Abia.
Am not so sure about the bolded, I thought he is an Ogbo man.
CultureRe: What Are Your People (Ethnicity) Known For? by AndreUweh(op): 11:45pm On Sep 10, 2010
Etiti sports field has come of age. Some of the footballers that has graced the Etiti field are as follows:
Lawrence Danjuma Ukaegbu. NATIONALE, FLYING EAGLES 87.
Chidi Nwanu-SPARTANS, ACB-SUPER EAGLES USA 94.
Casmir Mbachu-UDOJI UNITED
Lawrence Nwanchukwu--NATIONALE 85-86
Sunny Nwanchukwu--ACB, FLYING EAGLES 93
Uwakwe Eke. NATIONALE 87/88.
Patrick Amah-SPARTANS 84.
Ben Unogu--CAPTAIN SPARTANS 85
Ike Madukairo. SPARTANS 84
Kalu Umah--ENYIMBA, SHOOTING STARS
Ogechukwu Aja-FALCONS ABA 86
Royal Osuoha--FALCONS ABA 86
Longinus Duru-NATIONALE
Ibe Osueke--ENYIMBA, RANGERS
Uche Igwe--IBOM STARS, UNDER 23, 2000
Julius Akpele--NATIONALE
Nkem Onyekwere--GOLDEN GUINEA UMUAHIA, J.BERGER LAGOS
Aham Nwankwo--BCC LIONS, GBOKO
Obinna Achilefu-RANGERS ENUGU
Chibuike Okeke--NATIONALE 2003
Dan Ajomiwe--SPARTANS 85.

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