₦airaland Forum

Aidejay:
People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf....

No truer words ever spoken in the history of earth and humanity... God bless and reward all soldiers across the globe!!!

ClassicMG:
We keep acting irresponsible like nothing spoil, when other countries start locking us out now we start shouting up and down

So, why are we not locking out citizens and residents of UK, USA, Italy, Germany, Brazil, etc?!! Since they are clearly acting more "irresponsible" than Nigerians and Africans can ever act going by the numbers!!!

Colonialism should never be accepted by any African with even half a brain.

PaNnamdi:
oga hisbah nairaland not Sokoto please

Chief, I am highly liberal o! Just intolerant of nonsense!!!

Lemme laugh at the topic fess!!!!

It's all about personal and spiritual maturity!

Call am any thing you wish, nothing moves me! Once I don drop wetin dey my mind for the first offering box, I am done!!!

Tadeus:
@opp, your head need that iron rod. The elderly man should pay for your me accommodation? He gave you time to look for new place, still you can't move out before the time. Some people will evict you same day you stopped work. That's the way it was meant to be. Head dey pain this opp. Report him and you will spend some days in police cell. Radarada

I tire for the guy o.... Which kind strong head be dis one ba yi?!!

The guy even come dey claim right on top!! Na wa o!!!

This is quite immature and wrong of a school proprietor and elder... What sort of poor example is he setting like this?!!

But you sef... You suppose don arrange this accommodation matter before even throwing in the damn towel! When they gave you the notice to quit, why didn't you properly appeal for and negotiate a better date to move out?!!

You want to keep enjoying their accommodation while not offering them your tutoring services... Only few people will be that lenient and accommodating (pun intended)!

Better quickly find a temporary place to squat/live till you get back on your feet financially before Dem poison or even assassinate you for nothing!!!

Faller:
I want to specially Wish Mohammed Salah a Merry Christmas...

That Guy is a real Nigga, despite the religious difference and backlash he received last year, he still Celebrated Christmas this year, And I know he'll still do so Next year....

Merry Xmas and Happy New Year in Advance Mo Salah, Na man you be...Gbayi

The average wealthy Muslims celebrate Christmas and Easter with their fellow wealthy Christian friends and associates...

The Christians return the gesture during Islamic celebrations.

Religious extremism begins and ends at the foot of poverty and illiteracy!!!

I have serious issues with nearly every contemporary Nigerian song... Where do I even begin:

1. They literally sound the same (like all their producers attended the same moronic beat school).

2. They are highly and shockingly lyrically deficient.

3. Their videos do nothing but promote materialism, cultism, drunkenness, and complete narcissism.

In the midst of these anomalies, I will still manage to commend the following:

Tiwa Savage (she manages to put in the proper efforts)
Simi (she is a rare breath of fresh air)
Chike (he needs to watch it tho, before the system corrupts his quality)
Flavour (now and again he comes through)
Phyno (he keeps it true lyrically always)

It's all religion at the end of the day... Both share identical number of hypocrites and extremists.

I find that portrait of Jesus Christ depicted as a Caucasian very disturbing, annoying and irritating! The fact that Negroes even worship such makes me wonder at the IQ level of the average Negro!!!

nedekid:
Abi.
Imagine our prisons serving this kind of American prison food

Sigh... My Oga, just imagine the level of crime wey go full ground!

People here will literally fight soldiers and policemen deliberately if it will secure them accommodation in those jails!!!

Over 80% of Nigerians have never eaten that quality of balanced meal you just posted up there! Like Never!!!

nedekid:
Looks more like prison food.

If our prisons cook and serve that quantity and quality of food, even law abiding people will wilfully commit crimes that will take them there...

I can understand doing stuff like this in your home or private parties, but a public photoshoot... Come on man!!!

This Negro needs to tone this down... It wasn't funny yesterday, it isn't now!!!

pyyxxaro:
The 3rd Pic is EPIC

In what way exactly?!! Or you don't know what the word means?!!

Donpenny:
the most unfortunate thing is that they could be a commoner going about their daily biz legally. To die for another person's mistake is one of the most painful way to die. This country is cursed

Most of the people polluting that place and earning billions out of it don't reside there....

Politicians and the affluent will ruin their states and nation, then go off to another sane country to enjoy life with their families.

This is what happens when proper leadership is absent... Can Wike claim to be ignorant of such emergency?!! Or is it beyond his powers as governor?!?

You people are dying slowly in that state! I pity women and kids the most!!!

You see Nigerian tailors ehn... They are the very reason Nigerians will always have trust issues globally!!!

Whoever swear for them, finish work!!!

If Buhari truly voiced this trash, then Thunder will fire everyone who campaigned and returned him to office in 2019 all over again...

This is beyond irresponsible and insipid!!!

Instead of focusing on totally eradicating insecurity, illiteracy and idiocy in that region that have made them a bane in this Nation's development, the man is talking about oil and politics as if these are the top priorities of that backward region!!!

Come Seun, na Christmas photos of pseudo-celebs we wan dey look today for FP??!

Wetin be all this nonsense na??!

nenyewrites:
Some women can just take rubbish and turn it into something beautiful sha. I applaud her.

The first picture is very beautiful... Nice family set up.

The rest with all that needless burlesque were in terrible bad taste! How could Mr. Kanu endorse that trashy shoot?!! Such a shame really!!!

Call me old fashioned, but I will never pose for a photoshoot with my own wife dressed like that with all that flesh exposed... Never!!!

What am I even saying sef.... My wife can't and won't even dress like that to begin with! In whose house?!!! Mtchewwww!!!

OlawaleBammie:
wait

Are u a man or woman??

Only women get tym for all these na

Really?!? Who tell you dat one??!

The best chefs and foodies in the world today even here in Africa are men!

Guy, leave matter!!!

NotBeenPaid:

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Will she die if she don't bleach?

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Question of the century...

Most negroes have mental problems!!!

So?!! You think every nation is as dumb as your country that reward lowlifes with money spinning positions...

Oga, keep quiet and hustle like your fellow men... Who Sabi you?!! Mtchewwww!

The honest and pertinent question on my mind remains:

How much did she pay Nairaland for such unusual and downright irritating publicity?!! It has to be a lot!

There can be no other explanation for this level of fvckery!!!!

This shouldn't be an issue that should even cross the door or threshold of your bedroom na...

How can you bring such to Nairaland of all places?!! You out of your mind or something?!!!

Una get problem for this generation o!!!

KingDash:
baba a whole you big boy, I don't believe this

Big boy?!!! Such a term still exists in Naija these days?!!

Reference:
Even the fruits you will have to give up with age as your metabolism slows down.
They contain sugar as well, just not the poor quality type and not in any such quantities as in sodas.

True... I mentioned them since he is clearly young, and they can serve as a better alternative to his sweet cravings.

Ingesting the chemicals in processed drinks every day is definitely tantamount to playing with your life...

The artificial sugar alone is bad for your liver, skin and pancreas. Even if you are more into daily fitness programs than Cristiano Ronaldo, it will still be prudent to desist from such unhealthy diet.

Try substituting with fruits like water melon, oranges, etc.

chatinent:
Person never even see transport come outside en house na cow I go come buy? I no bi ritualist na

So, na wetin you come need 500k (five hundred thousand naira) for?!? Abi na #500 you mean??!

chatinent:
My own bi say I no get money, na inhaling my neighbour aroma I dey use do brunch.

Only if person fit wire me ₦500k.

500k for wetin?!! You wan buy cow??!

This year Christmas come dey one kind o... I had to be reminded by a colleague at work that tomorrow is Christmas!

E just dey do me like film trick... I go even dey work tomorrow sef!!!

This negro should just stop giving public addresses...

Seriously, it makes his failings even worse!!!