₦airaland Forum

Mrkumareze:
Smiles. Abeg show them your first monthly bill for gas and electricity too, so they wouldn't think it's all about gift.

Merry Christmas

Calm down with this tired line abeg...!

Don't act like people don't pay bills in Naija!

Congrats!

Why do most of you feel the need to start a YouTube channel the moment y'all finally get out there, especially Nigerians entering Canada and UK?!!

No offense, just curious about a growing and funny trend!

EPL is back at last!

Spurs still bottling things as usual!

Let's see what magic Unai can perform against another superior opponent!

Your husband caught you while on the path to orgasm with his cousin inside a bush after the said cousin had paid you half for the act of depravity and infidelity...!




It just gets weirder everyday in this continent of Negroes!

seunmsg:
Peter Obi’s sheik has spoken. If you want a continuation of the banditry and insurgency, vote for Peter Obi, the number friend and supporter of Sheik Gumi. If you want to see an immediate end to the insurgency, vote for the no nonsense Bola Ahmed Tinubu. The choice is yours.

The very same Tinubu who picked a Boko Haram sympathizer and alleged sponsor as running mate or another one?!!

It's quite obtuse to be hypocritical while pointing at other people's hypocrisies.

We're always talking good games, but it consistently ends at that! We never walk the talk!

8 years of APC, yet subsidy is still there... Insecurity is still there... Corruption remained!


Another cycle of election has come, you so called economic experts are here again churning out the very same rhetorical analysis, which will end up in the cabinet of usual failed promises.

They should continue fvcking like demons in heat!



If sex made people smarter, more productive, and highly evolved, Nigeria would be topping Russia, China, and America by now!


They are so obsessed with sex that sexual enhancements even sell faster than food!

nepapole:
I doubt Naija can ever recover from these lootings...

Well, you're still doubting...!

I KNOW Nigeria will never recover from these acts of looting.

PDP and APC have condemned Nigeria and Nigerians to perpetual penury!

As it even stands today, the nation is economically at the mercy of creditors!

Emmariks:
Merry Christmas dear Nairalanders.
We've had an amazing year despite the ups and down.

Special mention to Angelfrost. Them no born me well to see this man comment anywhere without reading to the end.

I Pray the awesomeness continues next year.

Cheeeeeers!

Wow! Thanks Boss! I remain humble!

Merry Christmas to you and may next year increase you on every side!

I wan pray the same for your club, but una never sign better coach... Una no wan seriously pursue Enrique?!!

Jostoman:
What is going on in southern kaduna is purely genocide and the world are not saying anything.

The world is not interested!

They can only show interest if it benefits them directly or indirectly!

OGIBRA:
Bad and sad situations about what is happening in southern kaduna...
THESE DAVID SEF SHA THEY ALWAYS WAIT FOR CONTROVERSY FOR HIM TO TREND, i guess tinubu issue no gv am money again, na kaduna n el-rufai he won use gt xmas n new year change..

What is wrong with you?!!.... We are talking about a likely genocide, and you are bringing Tinubu into this!


Must everything be about politics and bigotry to you people?!! Haba!

fergie001:
My list plenty ooooo... Lol

Eaztzide geestunnar andrewfarms ghettokid1 angelfrost fuckingmallam45 ebukahades10 gbest90 Wordson crazygod kyase ray07 redblood01 dfrost lamasta chikason22 Oludharay rodwave Playermaker1 Sammy07 openmine numerouno94 silentgroper vickyrotex SamuelAnyawu engineerboat robosky02 oluDharay
mangekyoalt paulolee Ojeemah Playmaker1 egusishankly athemisia ojuntana yomi1504 obembet jasonscoolari freestuffsng odewaleadesoye aiel123 johnnyessence ejimatic agberagbaoye jokerman nwanyiogwashi odinga1of garfield1 saintkeppy aaa593 righteousness2 gloryhomemaker penguin2 vicdom naptu2 clockwisereport manna (Seun & his mods)



Some other omissions, make una no vex ooooo

Merry Christmas football kings and queens!

VinnyBaba:
My Shout-out goes to

*Truvelisback
*Angelfrost
*Paulolee
*JasonScolari
*Jeromestarks
And the Real Niggas in NL


*Candidlady
*Magnolia
*PrettyGirl200 and Many others..

Love you all and wish you a Blessed 2023.

You are the real MVP chief!

Merry Christmas to you and yours.

Doyou2019:
Angelfrost readily comes to mind.

I'm humbled sir! Blessed Christmas to you and your family!

faithfull18:
Lol, so men are for sale, you men have a price afterall.

The lady is living life on her own terms which shouldn't be anybody's business..

Yes she is... That's why I said she's doing well!

So, she did buy a man after all!... Well done to her!

She is doing well!

Beautiful... We can't even dare dream of uninterrupted power supply in a certain country not to speak of such.

Evilblakman2:
Instruction
Because na you and her buy me phone
You just trying to be a simp or you are one
Because you clearly know that Christmas not Jesus birthday and I was correcting her and you decided to be a simp

Name calling is simply a symptom of obtuseness.

I shall indulge you no further!

Have a merry one!

VinnyBaba:
Hahahaha..

I just dey read ur comments dey Laugh..

Girls (Esp Naija Girls)are so Cunning and Manipulative..

They can touch you, call you sweet names, Hug you but the day you touch her Waist to Reciprocate, They will get Angry and start forming Disciplined lady..

Some might get Jealous or Angry when a Pretty Girl show Interest in you.

They Play VERY SILLY MIND GAMES, Dat's you should Understand

I agree with you sir... That's why I insist all sensible guys should be 100% certain before making that 'critical' move!

If e happen, society won't hear you out! You know what I mean...!

Well, na guys wey no know the game dey fall anyhow for deceptive and manipulative ladies.

Evilblakman2:
My kind?
You people amaze me on this site

I'm actually more amazed that you couldn't obey a simple instruction.

Evilblakman2:
You made it How did you made it , you barely know what Jesus looks like shutup
You were thought to believe all this shit
You are saying you made it to be about Jesus Christ .
Christians and mumu statements
Ignorance won kill you

She did say your kind should avoid her... Is that too hard?!!

Na wa o!

NwaNimo1:
excess food and drink in circulation....

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Excess wetin?!!... Under this administration?!!

E clear say some of una no dey this country!

ATEAMS:
Haha ... Nice 1 y'all... A merry Xmas indeed

This looks sumptuous! Nice!... You are doing well sir.


But, your meals are so unfriendly to a troubled artery!... Person BP fit hit the roof by merely staring too long at the meals.

ouzo1:
Nobody is invited o, every mallam with him kettle.

I will take just the meet... Enjoy the rest by yaself!

That time of the year on Nairaland when Food Section takes over the Front page.

JustPowerApps:
I have never before seen that sha but judging with the way she presented it that they were close friends, there are possibilities the guy is on friendzone and trying hard to get out of it. Women can be very wicked

Good point tho... But, he went about it wrong!

That said, what kind of a guy stays in a friend zone these days?!! Na wa o!

Anthony0094:
wetin santa dy do 4 mosque

Same thing Iman dey do for church ground!

All na hustle!

Meal?!! Let me laugh!

If H2O counts as a meal, then I have tried this morning!

JustPowerApps:
You feel anyone can just do that without the girl creating the atmosphere in the first place. She will never say anything about their conversation before or even transactions. Never ever take side with a woman

I can only go with the report above sir.

She clearly stated that she never went beyond platonism!

To your statement, I have seen girls and guys try to get intimate with even total strangers without consent. I have had it happen to me not even once.

wordbank:
So all the girls you have kissed told you KISS ME and you kissed ONLY and did not smooch?
And when you say clearly given, you mean we have to sign an MOU before we proceed?
No form smart for a stupid srory cooked with mischief

Context is everything...!

When I say given consent, you should be intelligent enough to know that I mean communication (which is both verbal and nonverbal)!

You don't just make assumptions... In this report, the woman has said she gave no such verbal or nonverbal consent!

This matter is simple! Everything no be quarrel!

wordbank:
Mumu feeling fly
"You felt he took something from when you"
Na only mumu go read this trash without knowing you omitted the green lights you gave.

Green lights you say?!!

This is precisely what has landed idiotic over assuming men in jail today!

"She gave me clear signals to touch her"!
Such a poor excuse that won't stand up even in a court of your peers.

If the consent is not verbally or clearly given, avoid the sin or error of assumption.

Life is simple... No need complicating it.

JustPowerApps:
She can hug the nearest transformer if that makes her feel better. Feminists will soon start calling it assualt, pretentious gender

Personally as a guy, I would be deeply repulsed and offended if a mere female acquaintance goes that intimate without first getting my permission.

It is disgusting and wrong! Even unlawful.

So, I don't get what you mean by 'pretentious'!

I can relate with her... She is very right here.

How hard can it really be ask a lady if you can kiss her?!!

Even hugging requires permission, how much more kissing.