We have bigger issues to deal with.

True.

Ilamina:

Isn't it time for nigerian men to start dating foreign girls

My mother is giving me a lot of stress

Clap for yourself. This shows how intelligent you are.

Ritualists change form. Kanayo o kanayo's system has passed, it's now done under the guide of Yahoo.

Many of these so called homos are confused. Only a few powerful perverts can influence the weak and confused.

A cunning pervert can make a weak or confused fellow do perverse things.

I once had a session with a friend, same sex. I was confused, but curiosity got the better part of me, although it was an unforgettable experience.

The pleasure was no match with the disgust I felt afterwards.

I guess that is where the lady is now.


I can relate.

Hypocrisy is when a guy says "if you wear biker shorts, don't bother saying hi to me"



In his dreams!


I do not wear such, but it's hot and would get any girl the attention she wants.

QueenEndowa:


I totally agree with you on this one...they will say they don't like it but still it gets their attention...

Mrscarter:


I think theyre a little too revealing.
Not the kinda attention id want.
I wouldnt wear any of these items

Camel toe drives some men gaga, you know. Nonetheless, we are beautiful and we don't need to appeal to their sexual interests to define our dress. I don't wear provocative dress at all.

How did she come about the name Ada JESUS?

The name sounded like a gospel entertainer, not until this whole scandalous trends. If this is a stunt, It will show how gullible Nigerians are. If this humble girl can deceive us for free, then a sponsored fake report will work a paradigm shift on a majority.

I do not fall for these tricks. Whether Patami or Ada or whosoever, I don't give a hoot!

I made a resolution this year and I will keep to it. "Mind your business" boldly framed up on my wall.

Africa played a key role in all the catalystic series of events that brought about modern change, towards the betterment of humanity.

Egypt was ahead of her times.

Just like a teacher who doesn't get her proper recognition, Africa's ancient wealth and wisdom have been instrumental in the civilization we now credit the west for.

The power centres know this, reason why every emergence of a world power can be traced to their exploitation of Africa's resources. See China!

We own a well yet we thirst for water. God help us!

The foundation is faulty.

Sex is the most unserious thing on the mind of a nysc girl who may be planning on settling down.

Women have a strong inner antenna, only few men know this.

If you want sex from a girl, look for a need and satisfy it. This way, she is in an emotional state to show appreciation and she may choose to return a favour. If you offer nothing, don't expect nothing.

Ps: there are exceptions.

Dheji2:


Sounds like Prostitution 101

No be juju be that?!

Mutual benefit is a natural phenomenon.
Prostitution is mutual benefit but mutual benefit is not prostitution.

lilvicky68:

Wisdom...

Thanks sugar

54321.

Personality is highly underrated.
D1ck size is highly overrated.

Porn has scattered many heads, reason why d1ck size is even on the list as number 1.

Other factors fade with time, personality doesn't.

tunize:

Nice!

Thanks sweetie.

Nairaland is our community meeting online.Seun is the host and the moderators are the co-hosts.

Nolly Nairawood cast: starring
Different characters have reigned and faded, like Nwamkpe (the masquerade ), tosyne2much(the wise man who speaks his proverbs and thoughts in 10s ), grammarNazi (the village headmaster ) , smellinganus(the palm wine tapper ). This year has ushered in the likes of slawormir(village boy deported from yankee, but still forming niqqar), zzor(village girl sent back by her madam from the city, but forming, even with dirty sole ) righteousness (the village pastor who just completed his seminary from the missionary, and wants to start a ministry in our village), Ilegend(the one who opens a conversation and continues talking to himself even when the other villagers have moved on to someone else's ), Xenry and co(Self acclaimed Alpha males, although I suspect many of them were vaseline crews in the past, they reason alike "they want to control the females the same way they control their hands" ), Mosddi(he woke up one morning and starting shouting on the streets that "all girls are useless" for no reason, rumours have it that he has been banished to the evil forest, so he has not been seen for a while ) and manabbqrills(the local village clown who claims he is plural and addresses himself as such ) amongst many others, who are enjoying considerable popularity.

But the most consistent moniker for me is "the snake mod".

He is the chief priest who needs snakes to appease his gods.

Nollywood movie don set!

I didn't go to work today, imaginations just full my head.


The brotherhood and sisterhood of nairaland is strong. No matter who you are, you will see your kind here.

Modified

EmekaA125:

Cc: Lalasticlala, Mynd44, Dominique, OAM4J, Fahdiga, Simplyleo, Saphiere...

Why are you calling the mods on my comment?
Did I break a rule or did I mention your moniker?

I am happy for them, although some look far older than some others. I see grandma and mummy in one picture.

I have some friends that look far older than me and some others younger. Life!

I decided to eat only natural food and fruits for three months and I tell you, brothers and sisters, Nature has the cure to every disease.

Many use seasoning cubes to cook everyday, but they don't know the danger of every processed edible.

Go natural and see your health improve on its own. You are what you eat, eat right.

Modified:

apolonius:


Please, share your experience(food choices and the benefits you are experiencing.)

favelli:


But asides seasoning cubes what can one use for cooking to give it taste??

MuyiBinary:


What's the natural alternative for seasoning cubes like Maggi?

Romanoff:


So how do you season your food?

Sea salt?

SuperKlean:
so what did you use to season your food?

iamimohtal:



Which natural tin wey I fit use replace Maggi ¿

I grind my spices myself. Crayfish, pepper, locust beans etc.....I grind dried fish sometimes.

judgedredd22:


you be chairlady wey make sense o!!

Thanks sweetie.

Exmilitant:
locust bean (dawa dawa), salt and there is this specie of pepper that lets off a lovely aroma and tastes, scentleaves, curry leaves, ginger and garlic. Though if your taste bud has been acclimatized to artificial seasonings, it would be difficult for you to enjoy a meal prepared with those natural seasonings. Also, fresh fish, crabs, prawns and shrimps has all the seasonings you'll ever need.

Exactly! Thank you Exmilitant for taking your time to list this. There are so many spices, I couldn't even start to list them.

apolonius:


Please, share your experience(food choices and the benefits you are experiencing.)

macnino399:

Good day ma
Please what are the natural foods you've been taking, can you kindly give us a few so we'd incorporate them to our diets
And also tell us the foods you're avoiding.
Thanks so much

onomeabuja:

babe which one b natural food

Venerable612:


Examples of the natural foods you had for 3 months.

I blend fruits to make my own juice..... drop all junks(fast food), avoid carbonated drinks (minerals). My mindset is anything that I can't plant, I don't eat. Few exceptions apply, but start from there.

kense88:
God bless your soul. Eat right and stay healthy

Thanks sugar.

jeff1607:


Natural fruits aren’t natural till your know the source of the fruit u eat.

Can’t compare a chicken raised with artificial foods to one raises with organic food

I don't seek perfection, I seek betterment. It may not be perfectly natural, but it is far better than heavily processed and heavily preserved food that are common.

firstratedcitiz:
I agree with you 210%.

Thanks honey.

Wealthier:



Hmmm . Wonderful, thanks for this. Please what natural solution can one do or take to the issue of this consistent purging I've been experiencing . True story is, thr purging is a side effect of some drugs I took as prescribed by my doctor for a cough infection I had, as the doctor clearly stated i would have this side effect. Since over 5 days I have stopped taking those drugs, omo this purging has refused to stop. What natural remedy can you assist with instead of taking the traditional tetracycline capsules.

Sweetheart, I am not a doctor o. I don't treat, I prevent..

Lewisdinho:
Could you list the examples of those Natural foods you take and the fruits as i've been told to avoid some certain fruits because of the high rate of fructose in them. Thanks

I was once afraid that my honey and date fruit intake would increase my sugar level, but it so balanced my sugar level that a physician commended me after seeing my test results. Sweetheart, don't allow your tongue deceive you. Tastes end in the mouth, benefits begin in your stomach.
Although, too much of anything is bad. Reason why nature has given us an inexhaustible varieties of food.

Ugandatales:


Gbam. But eating natural can be expensive sha, but it is worth it.

No, honey, don't think of the monetary(N) cost alone. If health is wealth, see every extra cost as an investment that forestall future expenses on illnesses. I see my food/drinks as my health insurance policy, I don't joke with it!






Note: I am not a 100% naturalist, I still satisfy my cravings for these improvised foods. I have never fallen ill since I left my parent's abode. How I detest drugs! Anytime I feel any abnormal working in my body, I take it as a communication from my body to me. Example: if I feel headache, I don't think of drug. I try to trace a cause like water intake, stress, hunger, oversleeping, under-sleeping, hair dressing, menstruation, over-thinking, over-exposure to afternoon sun , and I address the root cause. I face my challenges and they disappear. Many of us use drugs to disrupt the communication process.

There is no illness or disease with nature.
Here is my health creed "when there is a spark, a breath can quench it, but if the spark is allowed to become a fire, a breath may only help in escalating it" I tackle the sparks(challenges) so I don't have to deal with a fire(problem).

Most people want a ready-made. Only few can convert raw material into desired products.

Continue your ideal in your head.

Many ladies still use green light. Ask Simi.

rex444:
For us that are sensitive to light and colour blind , how we go take know say d light na green?

Take the risk. I always advise guys to first make a girl happy and then take their shots. In her happy mood your chances are high, and if she says no in her happy mood then game over.

It all comes down to happiness. Whether money, good sex, good looks, good physique...... Everyone is after his/her own happiness.

rex444:
Life truly answers the name U call it.... U r cute ... And if U don't mind you can show me practically how this green light thing works..... Smiles!!!!

Taking the words of a Nigerian politician seriously, is liket trying to hold on to a smoke. Their words change form with the circumstances at hand.

Let Tinubu become president tomorrow, and see his words metarmorphosize to "quoted out of context"

Tinubu once said "no permanent friend, no permanent enemy. Only common interests"

Selling point: I was expecting something of substance. Unfortunately, only body,sexy nose and pretty face.

Next time say something like, my ability to interpret roles given to me or my passion for slaying acting.

Destiny Etiko wannabe.

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No where. While the new testament said "one man, one wife" it doesn't condemn polygamy.

Polygamy sounds archaic in this modern times.

Those who want it so badly can get my doses. I and my family, are not interested.

sunshineV:
why is it that when i type "flat.head" (without the dot) it comes out as "igbo" WHY? i don't think the admins should take up on this sissy fight. its very low

Why e pain you say you type flat.head and you see Igbo?

You wan give person knock out but nairaland hold your hand, you come open thread dey lament. I support nairaland moderation.

Ethnic bigot spotted!

This got me.

I don't want another pill, I just want to be normal again.

Started as a prescription, but now it is my 7th class of food.

Front page material. Lalasticlala

3G ram is a disappointment.
Spark2 is 2g ram
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Spark 7 - 3G ram.
From spark 2 series to spark 7 only 1G ram added.

I am disappointed in the spark series.

These politicians na "them them".
If you know you know.