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Alfred74:
Na only Israeli soldiers dey always die for your side,those terrorists no dey ever die right?

I never see when u post say one Gaza terrorists die since lol.



Terrorists news reporter

Resident Terrorists won't admit defeat. The loss is so massive that aljazeera have stopped showing live scores. Every moving thing is a target, isreal is striking harder. Ambulance, hospital, school, UN had lost over 70 staffs....

UK, USA serving Yemeni Houthis hot hot

Food served from polythene leather. Hush puppy if true, Pele oOoOO

Spark2:
Good day NL.
A friend of mine borrowed my car few days ago to help ease movement for him. I happily gave him the car because I understood the need he had.

For precautionary reasons, I don't let my fuel get below quarter tank. Each time it gets there, i ensure I top it up.

When I gave this guy my key, I told him clearly to ensure he adds enough fuel as he's leaving my place and not to allow the fuel guage gets below quarter.

My car spent some days with him. he brought back the car and complained that my car has stopped on the way several times and each time it stops, he'd have to buy a little fuel and add before it moves.

Second, he brought back the car with scratches on my front bumper. I learned from someone that he had moved on terrible roads with the car. I was told he went to places that other people had parked because their vehicles can't enter.

I asked how much fuel he bought and he told me he bought a few litres of fuel. This got me furious because this is a journey that if I am to go, I'd have to buy over 40L of fuel.

Third, he brought it back with a faulty fuel gauge, my fuel gauge has never been faulty since I bought my car. It was not possible for me to know the fuel level at the time he returned the car.

I had to go fix my car because I had a need to go somewhere with it. My mechanic opened to tank to check why the car was stopping as well as the fuel gauge. To my surprise, my tank was terribly empty. It was dry.

I had to buy so much fuel as well as fix the fuse of the fuel gauge. As for the scratches, I will have to leave them like that. The funny thing is that my friend cannot even tell me he is sorry.

I have resolved in my mind, I WILL NEVER GIVE ANYBODY MY CAR AGAIN. NO.
ITS ONLY ME THAT CAN TAKE CARE OF MY CAR. I AM THE ONE MAINTAINING IT AND I KNOW EHERE IT PAINS.

what do you think about this?
Do you give out your car to your friends to use especially in this hard economy where fuel, maintenance and cost of parts are on the high side.

Lessons learnt

Georgeduke84:
was he a musician this one u are telling him to greet only the musicians

, he ain't one but they've gone beyond

Like Julius Caesar: you came, you saw, you conquered


RIP Aketi, greet 2pac, biggie, Mohbad and Da grin

Abobi
Song by Patoranking
Rumuokoro don catch fire
Last night I was walking on the road
When they shoot the man and shoot him tyre
Ikorodu don catch fire
As I dey waka I dey see one man when be say dem shoot
Wey dey carry kaya
The Baba carry kaya
Soldier go, solider come
Barrack no dey run
Kill by a gun, you'll die by a gun
How you go feel at the point of no return
'Nuff men dead under the sun
Na so them kill the innocent man
Innocent man get paddy man
Paddy man vex turn Taliban
Taliban run the whole town down
Dem don kill Abobi eh
Don kill Abobi
Na who kill Abobi
Who kill Abobi
Abobi Abobi eh
Dem don kill Abobi
Don kill Abobi
Na who kill Abobi
Who kill Abobi
Abobi Abobi eh
Fire, fire, fire
Fire
Fire, fire, fire
Fire
Fire, fire, fire
Fire
Fire, fire, fire
Fire
Ose mi bipe, gbim gbim
My full body dey gbim gbim
My body do me, gbim gbim
Obodo delu jim jim
Onyeoma na jim jim
I carry my thing jim jim
From Rumola to Agidingbi
Everywhere just dey gidigidi
Delu ma jim jim
I carry my shoe gbimgbim
Mama sef dey gbimgbim
Papa sef dey gbimgbim
Abobi no dey find trouble
E no dey find trouble
He just wan bubble
Family man wey dey struggle
Abobi no dey find trouble
E no dey find trouble
He just wan bubble
Family man wey dey struggle
Oh, oh, oh
Dem don kill Abobi
Don kill Abobi
Na who kill Abobi
Who kill Abobi
Abobi Abobi eh
Dem don kill Abobi eh
Don kill Abobi
Na who kill Abobi
Who kill Abobi
Abobi Abobi eh
Fire, fire, fire
Fire
Fire, fire, fire
Fire
Fire, fire, fire
Fire
Fire, fire, fire
Fire
Source: LyricFind
Songwriters: Patrick Nnaemeka Okorie
Abobi lyrics © Warner Chappell Music, Inc

TemmyT002:
These ones are not bandits oOoOO
They are freaking professionals

Inexperienced police. I was once in a road ongoing robbery scene. I parked at a distance when I heard gunshots and a vehicle ahead offed it's headlight suddenly. The army soldiers came and offed their headlamps and spread and were walking and squatting.

My friend and I were already lying down flat behind a wild thorn and watching from afar as the army progressed further. Crazy experience, my body itched me for a week

jmoore:
The kidnappers are more intelligent than the police.

Your mind dey there

EmekaA125:
Erosion will first destroy ur papa house.

Awon oti ya werey gbogbowon eyin wa darukpo.

Use your head, laterite and region prone to gully erosion

Muhammadu Buhari bridge
They hated him but he loved them most. Meanwhile, erosion waiting

E don cast, A whole FCT . Nigeria on Autopilot

Jewessgratitud3:
To you what you're doing is right so you can never see any wrong in what you're doing.

Have you tried looking into all she raised about your character? No. Because you feel you're Mr perfect.

Have you tried to listen and obey her for once to see if she would reduce her controlling attitude?

What man would leave his pregnant wife and go out to take pepper soup and one bullet to the point it now becomes a habit? And you say it's only one bullet. Is one bullet not enough to make you reek of alcohol? No woman wants a man smelling of alcohol every day to come near her. you too check it.. if it's once in a while fine, but everyday? Nah . She's pregnant and any emergency can arise while you're away. Who would rush her to the hospital? Try and see things from her own angle and you'll understand her reason for complaining.


She loves you that is why she likes you to be around her always. A woman who doesn't love you will not care whether you died or lived. So complaining about your constant absence simply shows she misses you and you giving her a cold shoulder makes it look like you don't care or miss her enough to want to be with her. why then did you marry her if you know you're not going to be keeping her company?

If we listen to her own side of the story now, it will be a case of married but lonely. Keep her company and see her change to loving wife.

Women radarada

You ladies should understand that you can control your son not your husband
Junior, time to sleep.
No football today
Off your game
No going out today

You sef check am

UselessBuharist:
Exactly my thoughts, again I don’t think GPS works well in Nigeria

It has limitations

Meanwhile, certificate is given in CHARACTER & LEARNING



HIGH INSTITUTIONS don't joke with this

All this mushroom countries

Officing

Afodot0022:
Good day nairalanders, top of the day to you all.

This topic is basically for the divorce men out there that are out of their marriage and living separately from their Ex wife and kids.

Attimes divorce can be a very devastating experience that the pains felt don't go easily especially if you are a responsible man that put in your best effort in the marriage to make things work but eventually went south.

It's even more heartbreaking if you caught your ex wife cheating and having extra marital affairs when you know as a man you don't deserve such betrayal, it could easily break you as a man.

Now my bone of contention is, divorce men out there, how do you deal with the fact that you are obligated to pay child support and care and also foot school fees and medical of the kids that came out of the union despite the family being broken.

How do you cope with this when the custody of the kids are with your ex wife and knowing she was the one that betrayed you in the marriage by cheating on you, will you be comfortable still sending her money for your kids upkeep and also paying their school despite the fact they don't live under your roof.

How do you men deal with this cos attimes, it can be so discouraging knowing fully well what led to the union breakup. Presently am separated from my ex wife on the count of infidelity, my two kids have been with her ever since and attimes anytime I think about the hurt and betrayal, I will want to end any sort of provision for the kids but because am a very responsible man that wants the best for my kids, it's difficult to just look away.

Attimes my thoughts could be like in as much the kids are staying with her, I am on the loosing side and my effort providing for the kids outside my jurisdiction might look like a wasted efforts being that the kids are with her 247 and she can easily still the glory by making the kids believe she is the one doing the provision.

Pls divorce and separated men, how do you go through this turmoil and ways to navigate through to be sure you are on the right track.

I am on the loosing side and my effort providing for the kids outside my jurisdiction might look like a wasted efforts being that the kids are with her 247 and she can easily still the glory by making the kids believe she is the one doing the provision.

Talk to the kids during holidays and tell them you will send Fees and fatherly advice. I hope you talk to them on phone Take hrt

Manipulation is a game

PapaFejiro:
It's not loud. The Senator is assuming her authority over FCT above Wike. She needs to calm down. Senators of a state for example dont demand from thier Governors accountability like that.

She should do her job and Let the Minister do his job. The constitution does not say the minister should be reporting to the Senatorbut to the President. Who is she to demand audience from the Minister even if he or she is not Wike?

Anyway, I trust Wike.

Spot on

Fire on the mountain Tinubu ain't firing Wike

I have never met the Minister until he came for appropriation. I have reached out to him several times. The Minister for some reason thinks Senator Aduda (ex-Senator of the FCT) is still the Senator, unfortunately that's not the case.

I have written him one or two letters, I have Whatsapp messages sent to him, and I didn't get a response.

This allegation loud oOoOO

Young Father's are abandoning their families, common occurrence here in the north

A gathering of baboons is called CONGRESS

I no talk anything

Wey our mama dey rub white power. But nowadays, olosho ti takeover

Uniquekriss:
buccaneer 2ic is simply the 2nd in command, I don't mean the giant eye.

U dey say na craze be that, u know who me be?

Family man, respect your self

Dynamicboss:
Before nko?

The poor can easily be brainwashed and be dealt with easily in the religious gathering but the rich will be given exception always.

I have seen cases in some spirit koko churches where people were stopped from entering because they break one of their dressing code (earrings) but the moment politicians and Co (ladies) arrive wearing skimpy dress, etc, them give way asap.

You wan enter cell, god's of men

What happened to refuse and recycling

Chicagograduate:
The person that invented and build this heavy object really tried.
E go dey fly for air for hours and if he wan land na slowly.
E no easy at all.

Physics, Aerodynamics

Ghosting after breakup

Single AF

Zaddy, you wan dull. Abi u know no