₦airaland Forum

Benita27:
See them. Marring grannies for green card.
I don't even know how these old women fall for their lies.

cos of cassava

ItalianWine:
We have hear

is that you, if I say give me your whatsapp number you will say u have never heard of whatsapp before if I come ask instagram you will ask me if instagram is a drug..

I love Canada atleast racism is a bit reduced there.. wishing dem Cads Success.. my canada love dont worry I be there soon

I called a married lady who was owing me money, but she didn't pick my calls.
I called 10 times more, still no answer. Knowing that her husband was not at home, I decided to send her this message:
"Hello Madam, I'm not calling for the money. I just wanted to tell you that 2 girls were fighting over your husband in town today. It was a big match and he was just there watching, until
one of the girl managed to escape into his car and they drove off".
After some minutes, she called me but I ignored her. She kept calling and I found 21 missed calls from her and a message which read:
"Where was the fight?
Where did they go?
Did you notice those girls? Please tell me, I am falling apart."
I just read and didn't respond. She called again, 5 times and I didn't answer, then another message from her:
"I have your money, please can we meet, so you tell me more?"
Then i replied, "Okay, you can Send it Tru Mobile Money transfer so that I pass by the filling station to refuel, then I will pick you and drive you to one of the Girl's House because I know them."
After 2 mins, I checked my account balance, my money was fully paid.
I then switched off my phone and slept like a baby......
Mbuk am I Wicked?
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durentchigozie:
Not funny

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Princess4ng:
U funny sha

Uyai di ya ka ike se movie ke tropicana.. or ike ta ewa ke idoro road

Princess4ng:
That is my brother.. Proudly from Akwa ibom state

Dakkada babe I can sight you.. Abadie

pocohantas:
Awwww...
May their marriage be as sweet as these pictures.

Mehn! I have a feeling their sex life would be electric.
The banana would be nice...

all your posts sha meanwhile am sure cassava never fall on you this year..

Lalas247:
Community deek .. everyone has sampled it
Haha

Yes if it's real then he is on point with the response he gave .. d side chic acting like she didn't see my WIFE she dey laugh

I don't think the chat is real seems the man knew her next responses..

kinibigdeal:
Maybe the person in discuss is not attractive

The lady sha.. me I feel the man was just do publicity stunt he may be boning one chick at the office.. you know double boning at a particular location is dangerous to cassava

lofty900:
Let's stop all this hypocrisy. Who told you the woman is defenseless? Always too quick to condemn a guy and defend the woman without knowing what transpired between them. No man will wake up one morning and start beating a woman who did nothing bad unless he's insane so next time you see a man beating a woman, instead of abusing the guy, find out what offense the woman committed because these women can be evil and wicked

some sense but I dont encourage domestic violence on ladies but some ladies can even scare satan..

pocohantas:
I don't know why these girls are wasting their time on Twitter. Open a NL account, it's like a family here.

Step 1
...Post in pristine language.
...Don't be rude like me, be very polite. Ignore insults or reply them with God bless you, lol, thanks...etc.
...Never be caught dead saying men and women are equal.
...Come off as a long-suffering babe.
...Don't be too religious or uptight.
...Don't do male bashing, men are the best thing to happen to women.
...Open threads advising ladies to be less materialistic, respectful and submissive.

Do this for three months. When you start getting suitors,
...Go through his posts to understand his person.
...Respond politely, be open and keep the conversation going.
...don't be quick to donate that thing.

You can handle it from here.

2. Go to a male dominated section, sports, games, investment, autos, pets... just comment sensibly and every other shall be added on to you.

3. Observe a guy you like, check his post to see if he has ever commented about bae, if not... send him a PM.

Byebye

Are you marry if not submit your application....

Benita27:
Sugar mummy things, it's everywhere joor! For lazy men who've refused to work for their own money.

its only in Nigeria that its an abomination for a woman to spend on a man.. remembered when my EX bought me a phone those days in unical that bitch told all her friends like everybody.
"Mary do you know i bought him phone"
"jenny do you know i bought him phone"
"ijeoma do you know I bought him phone"

Victornezzar:
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Always read b4 u comment
d op said in Africa not Nigeria

so now Nigeria is in biafra abi

tolugar:
God bless you girl


May he double your effort.



But wait ooooo
Which course is that abeg.

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CastedDude:
After waiting for 17 years, a Nigerian lady identified as Juliet Chinwe Caren-Oriaku, has finally become a naturalized American citizen. Her American citizenship was confirmed following a naturalization ceremony at George Washington’s Mount Vernon home, Virginia on Tuesday, July 4 (American Independence day).


According to Simon Ateba, Mrs. Caren-Oriaku and another Nigerian whose first name is Kayode, was among 100 foreign nationals from over 40 countries. including Ghana, DRC, Canada and Great Britain, who became naturalized Americans in Virginia on Tuesday.

Nationwide, about 15, 000 foreign nationals received their American citizenship on July 4, 2017 in over 60 ceremonies.

https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/07/juliet-chinwe-caren-oriaku-gets-her-american-citizenship.html

let her also brazerlized her nipples.

VajanahDischaj:
Its either the op is an iliterate or he doesnt know what happened. These are bloody secondary school boys from his description. And why slap a corp member? That corp member na proper otondo, he doesnt know he's a federal govt property too and he has one year to flex his powers? Funny thing be say e senior them for rank by far. Abi na peace corpe? Those ones? Hmmm

internet warrior.. when you see temptation allow it to pass..

40kobo77:
What exactly is her skin complexion?

brownish blackish

SPDAZZY:
Hmmm, and the wahala continues. That means they could also legalize sale of Class A drugs.

Oya, all those people that have been hiding, you can now show face. See them, both young and old, with different excuses to give for the addiction.

As long as DEA,Drug dealers and Pharmaceutical companies are making billions every year from drugs then thats a long shot..

Hotshawarma:
olosho calling out another olosho....were the sisters not thinking when they slept with femi otedola who is a married man too??pot calling kettle black....

Everyone trying to be relevant even olosho. Olosho calling another Olosho Olosho

HolyCraig:
Her husband's English teacher should be shot at dawn.

you mean MY for MINE.
nawao.. you can spot mistake no be small..

PapiNigga:
Nice concept...

What do you think?

http://www.lubeynaija.com/2017/06/solomon-meets-queen-sheba-this-pre.html?m=1

lol...... wetin I no go see on nairaland.

BiggieSmallsVI:
You people have given fraud boys so much confidence that they now talk down on people with honest livings. Wonderful.

The truth of the matter is tha most of our so calles artist are sponsored by yahoo boys I dont want to mention names,that why hushpuppy could have the boldest to say this. Going over to our ladies in nollywood most are into celebrity prostitution: sleeping with our yan eaters for millions of naira.. so its jungle

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cococandy:
Here and there

How are you dear?

long time beauty. Am a friend to your great grand aunty brother's youngest sister [center][/center]

Woman beats Man= excellent lovely sweet
Man beats woman= bad worst assault domestic violence.

I hate violence

Benita27:
Who buys market and refuses to pay?, it just doesn't happen anywhere in the world.

I know poor broke guy can nack the dog-shit out of olosho...I am sure the nacking na like 200 smacks per seconds .. but the guy no try at all...
#recession smacking#

delishpot:
Yet those bigger thieves are hailed and carried shoulder high by the youths who have lost track of time.

The masses are really zombies.. politicians steals billions/trillions but are worshipped ,a poor hungry steals cassava not up to N20,000 but he is disgraced the world is filled with fools.. I don't support stealing but I hate selective jungle justice

greenmonk:
The man sef no get shame. Another man, ordinary army robber dey shag him wife for him presence and [b][/b]him no fit do nothing na to kom dey form macho for where him wife de na him de do.

so you expected him to fight an armed robber.. people are fast to blame to man they question is how can a women enjoy rape in their presence of his husband.. even if the sex was good why not scream and pretend that it hurts. The woman has zero respect for the husband. Well should just take her back but if the wife meet the arm robber in a secretive environment she will ask for one more round

ekems2017:
Any man that sleeps with another man's wife is simply tired of life and looking for someone to help him to his grave.

I wonder even when there are lots of beautiful single ladies. Another man"s wife is no no no for me...

Nma27:
50m per which movie!!

;Dha don't believe