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RomanceRe: Lies You Told Your Parents When Sneaking Out For A Date by anitank(f): 5:48pm On Nov 19, 2013
[quote author=@Reni]I remember the day my girlfriend Father caught me, after her many sneaks!

I was taking her home, when she spotted her dad's car on our way, Our instincts was to speed off to their house, drop her before he gets home. We did get to the house on time, came to get her stuff in the trunk, rushed a kiss and She ran into the house, while I rushed to drive off from their gate.

Interestingly, the Father was standing at the Balcony, and saw everything. His car had only one occupant, the employed driver.

That ended our 2 years of sneaking in and out, and the Man invited me into his house afterwards. For strange reasons, when he was talking to me I began to sweat, and developed a running stomach. His voice was too deep![/quote]I love such twilight stories, so what happened next grin
RomanceRe: Lies You Told Your Parents When Sneaking Out For A Date by anitank(f): 5:35pm On Nov 19, 2013
I always told my mum I was going to the cyber cafe to browse(cyber cafes were trending then), then I'd go to his house and spend the whole day.

One day my mum told me, "everyday u're going to the cafe, one day that cafe will come to you and I hope u'd be ready to accommodate it for nine months". Fear catch me no be small grin grin
RomanceRe: Marriage Proposal Without A Ring by anitank(f): 5:19pm On Nov 19, 2013
pkween: And for how long should the engagement ring be worn?I think that should be a question for another day.
PhonesRe: Blackberry 10 Devices Home: Z10, Q10 Etc by anitank(f): 8:35am On Nov 19, 2013
simo4real: Please I need someone to help me out here. i subscribe for one month BlackBerry plan on my z10 and is working but the network is not dat steady and again I can't hotspot to my laptop. please any solution to this
What network are you using?
PhonesRe: Blackberry 10 Devices Home: Z10, Q10 Etc by anitank(f): 8:30am On Nov 19, 2013
walcolm: To sideload without a pc is a bit technical.

If you install the latest leaked OS, you can install apk without needing to sideload
Mystiqme: Update to the leaked 10.2.XXXX OS...lol
I'll wait till it's officially out. Can't deal with the wahalas that come with these leaks. Thanks guys
PhonesRe: Share Your Phone Loss/theft Experiences Here!!! by anitank(f):
I travelled home from school for the easter break April 2008. Later that night at about 8pm my friends called me to come hang out with them somewhere at the end of the street since its been a while they saw me. I remember my mum asking me to leave my phone at home since it was late but I told her nothing would happen.

5 blocks down the street, I heard someone behind me calling "Uche, Uche", I turned to see that it was just two of us walking down the road as it was the Holy Thursday so everyone was in church. I stopped to tell him I was not Uche and that he was probably mistaking me for someone else, but before I could say anything he grabbed me with his left hand, his right hand inside his bogus black jeans, clutching something (whatever it was) . He said I shouldn't try to scream or he would shoot me. I doubt if he actually was holding a gun but didn't want to find out. He then asked me to give him my phone, i was hesitant but he overpowered me and took it from my hand. I asked him to let me take my sim card but he hissed and disappeared into the dark night in two seconds. I eventually met up with my friends who felt bad about the whole thing and even blamed themselves for asking me to come out. Can't even start talking about my mum grin

Now the interesting thing about this story is that the stolen phone wasn't mine. It belonged to my room mate who begged me to use my Motorola Razor to show off at her sister's wedding that easter so we exchanged before travelling to our separate destinations. Could u believe that after narrating my ordeal to her when we got back to school, she didn't even blink nor ask what we would do knowing very well my phone was more expensive than hers 3 folds. Couldn't blame her though, she wanted the phone right from the day I bought it, and she eventually got it cheesy
PhonesRe: Blackberry 10 Devices Home: Z10, Q10 Etc by anitank(f): 7:32pm On Nov 18, 2013
cdamsel: I for listen to u but then I remember u don't use a BB tongue so shift where walcolm ?
[quote author=deejay_harry1]angry angry[/quote]Things like this I love seeing after a hard day at work grin grin

Ok so I played temple run on someone's iPhone today and it was really sleek. Obsessed with the game! Please how can I sideload this game on my z10 without the need for a pc embarassed
RomanceRe: Marriage Proposal Without A Ring by anitank(f): 5:41pm On Nov 18, 2013
lady gogo: Well. you can be engaged with a ring for 10 years without even doing proper introduction(two families meeting), and without a ring and get married in six months. hehehehe! Which would you prefer? The ring doesnt mean squat. Cheating spouses are enough evidence. undecided
Thanks my lady kiss
RomanceRe: Marriage Proposal Without A Ring by anitank(f): 5:27pm On Nov 18, 2013
idrezee: ..........and I tot I v seen dem all #shocked# someone u luv propose wit a ring and u'll keep it under ur bed incase it'll drive oda suitors away, goodness! It means u'll b accommodating oda suitors even after u v said YES 2 his proposal den, dats bad and u know it. Why'll u even collect a ring from somebody u doubt will marry u? "The ring'll chase away other suitors" a grown woman just wrote dat. M not better dan u but pls change, dats 2 bad. God pls help me and my fwendz not 2 fall into wrong hands.
Don't misquote me.

I didn't say I won't marry him, that's every woman's dream, to marry someone they love. But what if in the course of the supposed "engagement" something happens and you both eventually don't get married? What happens? Who will the shame be upon? Of course it would be easy for you to ask "what could possibly go wrong?", but I tell you i've seen and heard a lot of things happening to our young girls all because they won't make use of their stupi..d brains.

Look around, the most serious relationships don't propose with a ring, heck...they don't even have to propose at all because they both already know where they are headed.

Giving u an engagement ring is not a guarantee that he would eventually get married to you, no matter how much you think he loves you until he has done the necessary introduction and marital rites. There is plenty of time to wear a ring after u say "I do" whether in court, in a church or under the tree . Ladies be guided!
BusinessRe: If You Were A Billionaire, Would You Donate Half Your Fortune To Charity? by anitank(f): 4:20pm On Nov 18, 2013
sheylarhh: Half of my hard earned fortune is too much... But i'll make sure i donate like 1/4 to charity
Even 1/4 is too much still. Michael Jackson himself didn't do it
BusinessRe: If You Were A Billionaire, Would You Donate Half Your Fortune To Charity? by anitank(f): 4:18pm On Nov 18, 2013
A fraction maybe, but half? NO
RomanceRe: Marriage Proposal Without A Ring by anitank(f): 4:03pm On Nov 18, 2013
Even if he proposes with a ring, I just won't wear it till we r ready to head to the alter.

What's the point flaunting an engagement ring, chasing away other suitors and then the wedding eventually doesn't take placehuh
CelebritiesRe: Peter Okoye & Lola Omotayo's Traditional Wedding (Pictures) by anitank(f): 2:28pm On Nov 18, 2013
hydrocarbon: Shuuuu after all the flenchorin and all one not,so na the woman be this huh She's just not the pretty lady I expected of him though,,all the same HML.
He loves her like that! Eat your heart out tongue
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 10 Silly Mistakes Job Seekers Make by anitank(f): 6:35am On Nov 18, 2013
Seun: You're lying
This is just too funny grin grin grin grin grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Peter Okoye & Lola Omotayo's Traditional Wedding (Pictures) by anitank(f): 11:26pm On Nov 17, 2013
Olajumokeibk: Who re dose biitches looking brighter than their future undecided my sweethrt kate is cute, black is beautiful kiss
This cracked me up real hard grin grin grin grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Peter Okoye & Lola Omotayo's Traditional Wedding (Pictures) by anitank(f): 11:22pm On Nov 17, 2013
That Toke lady is very pretty tho
CelebritiesRe: Peter Okoye & Lola Omotayo's Traditional Wedding (Pictures) by anitank(f): 9:15pm On Nov 17, 2013
Forgive me cos am no hater, but I really see nothing about this "traditional marriage". There's no cheerfulness, no love, the bride doesn't even look happy (unlike when we saw tuface and annie do theirs). Something is definitely missing out here. Well maybe I didn't get to see enough pictures sha, just maybe.


Wish them both a blissful marriage and of course more babies. God bless
NYSCRe: Miss NYSC 2013 Batch C by anitank(f): 1:18pm On Nov 17, 2013
[quote author=sub_zero]If you truly desire to win, yansh the camp commandant.

Because he'll surely be among the panel of judges.

Best Wishes![/quote]People like you should not be allowed anywhere near the top, becos ur female subjects will be at ur mercy....... #smh
NYSCRe: Miss NYSC 2013 Batch C by anitank(f): 12:44pm On Nov 17, 2013
Marthosky: shey na pagent
Remove unwanted body hair by waxing

Whip your body into shape by eating healthy and
exercising.

Get a pageant coach to teach you skills and ways to
walk, act, and look throughout a pageant

Choose an appropriate skill to practice and
demonstrate and to highlight your talent . show em hunting skills.... lol

Prepare a Emergency Pageant Kit which should include
essentials such as ur make up

Choose your attire carefully

For the interview, wear a neutral skirt suit or a sheath
dress in a color that goes well with your skin tone, wear
matching heels of taupe leather heels.

Be on your best, most ladylike behavior all the time the
pageant. Stand up straight at all times and smile


that's all.... gudluck. when u win, request for my acct number o
She asked for tips to win miss NYSC ooooooo, not miss World

My tips: don't take things too seriously because a lot of people will be there to see if they can match your beauty with your brains....yeah,some will actually be there to watch u flop. know things like the name of ur state coordinator, when NYSC started, the names of the different outfits in ur kit (jungle boots, tennis shoes etc)....just try reading up a few things in the NYSC brochure if u have been given any. Learn a few dance moves, u might also be asked to match in ur 8/8 attire.

In all, just be urself! Answer questions politely, don't waste time if u don't know the answer, just tell them u have no idea, smile and be cheerful but never over do things.

Wish you the best
Christianity EtcRe: GENESIS Chapter 3(who Should We Blame For Our Suffering Now ADAM,EVE Or SERPENT) by anitank(f): 11:20am On Nov 17, 2013
condralbede: blame it on d apple.
The sweet apple grin
Christianity EtcRe: GENESIS Chapter 3(who Should We Blame For Our Suffering Now ADAM,EVE Or SERPENT) by anitank(f): 11:15am On Nov 17, 2013
Originalsly: You should leave that church....how would you benefit spiritually with such rubbish?...is the church a place to promote arguments? I guess your church is a fun place.
Are you ok?
Christianity EtcRe: GENESIS Chapter 3(who Should We Blame For Our Suffering Now ADAM,EVE Or SERPENT) by anitank(f): 11:14am On Nov 17, 2013
felzylix: Blame the serpent, who was alone with an unclad gurl, n all he could do was to make her disobey the lords commandment... SMH
The serpent didn't force her to disobey, she did so willingly grin
Christianity EtcRe: GENESIS Chapter 3(who Should We Blame For Our Suffering Now ADAM,EVE Or SERPENT) by anitank(f): 11:09am On Nov 17, 2013
These atheists have an intelligent way of twisting people's minds

Was going to blame eve for eating from the tree she was asked not to touch, but reading the comments......


Well done!
PhonesRe: Blackberry 10 Devices Home: Z10, Q10 Etc by anitank(f):
walcolm: It's like you using your phone to call yourself on that same line

Of course you can't add yourself to the same bbm undecided
U can dear, maybe not for bb10 but u can

People use it to monitor changes and delays in network by checking their own DPs, PMs and pings
PhonesRe: Blackberry 10 Devices Home: Z10, Q10 Etc by anitank(f): 9:00am On Nov 17, 2013
walcolm: I use screen capture and I crop off areas that are not important if the picture is very large
Ok thanks
PhonesRe: Blackberry 10 Devices Home: Z10, Q10 Etc by anitank(f): 11:23pm On Nov 16, 2013
walcolm: Cropping is currently the way to reduce the size of a picture. Picture resizing by reducing dimensions is still missing
Even when I crop, they are still never below 300KB. Sometimes I have to re crop the already cropped one, but no changes. I still wonder how you guys are able to post snap shots of what you want to share here. Its a little frustrating
PhonesRe: Blackberry 10 Devices Home: Z10, Q10 Etc by anitank(f): 7:03pm On Nov 16, 2013
Pls how do I resize photos so I can post them on here. They are never below 300KB
Nairaland GeneralRe: Husband Flees As Wife Delivers Triplets In Enugu by anitank(f): 8:25am On Nov 16, 2013
IRONY OF LIFE: you see the wives of billionaires running from one doctor to doctor for one fertility test to another just so she can have a baby. Some end up going abroad spending millions of naira on invitro fertilization even when they know the success rate is about 25%

Now somewhere in the same country, a woman puts to bed triplets and the husband takes to his heels as he has no kobo to take care of his family with.

God help us all
Nairaland GeneralRe: Husband Flees As Wife Delivers Triplets In Enugu by anitank(f): 7:55am On Nov 16, 2013
Husband of 3 years, we haven't even talked about the ones they must have had before the triplets arrived.
Why do people with little or no income in the society make the most babieshuh Why bring them into the world and then allowing them to suffer by roaming the streets begging for financial assistance? Some will end up giving them away to rich relatives who will then subject them to more suffering by mal treating them
TV/MoviesRe: What Sites Can You Download Series For Free? by anitank(f): 9:45pm On Nov 14, 2013
O2tvseries is the best!!!! Thanks to whoever shared it own here kiss
PhonesRe: Blackberry 10 Devices Home: Z10, Q10 Etc by anitank(f): 8:02pm On Nov 14, 2013
petaling: BB10 users, which browser do you use that can download large file? Do you have UC browser in the BB10 app world?
Define large file in this context? Well the normal bb10 browser can download anything without any problems, except u may need a wifi connection
PhonesRe: Blackberry 10 Devices Home: Z10, Q10 Etc by anitank(f): 3:23pm On Nov 14, 2013
Mystiqme: Lazy lazy Lol. Actually the Google chrome extension thing is easy.
Loool! Oya teach me how to do it, except I don't have a pc, will have to borrow one

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