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UyaiIncomparabl:
What sort of stupid advice is this? Is she in his life for him alone? She should sell her phone? You deserve a slap. Honestly.

U deserved the worst slap honestly to reset your brain of a simp.

Marriage this days is full of pretence so a girl that closed late from work and coming to sleep over in her man's house is now news and she should now be celebrated?

Are you blind to see their picture that the man owns a phone shop and probably bought the phone for her.

Why not slap God for asking Abraham to sacrifice his only son Isaac to test his faithfulness

I pity you and people of your sort who only look but cannot see.

Voy:
A Nigerian Man, Identified As Uncletochii Tweeted:

“You would be wondering who's the lady lying on the floor sleeping... That's the woman I wanna spent the rest of my life with, her name is onyinyechi, and you would be wondering why she's sleeping on the floor... That's my life at this moment, and I wanna tell you a story

My life took a turn after I moved from my former place to my current place with my daughter ( am a single dad ) business wasn't moving as usual and things was getting tough for me in terms of taking care of responsibility, which made me move my daughter to my mom

.... While still slowly taking care of her but from afar so I could put my life together alone, and that's when things got tougher for me, couldn't provide for my mom to support her effort to my daughter and my other siblings... Then I went into selling off my properties

I sold off virtually all that I have in the house without minding how my life is gonna be like, without looking at how my girlfriend, the girl I have looked towards settling down with; would feel about how worst things has gotten for me but she keeps surprising me by the day

I have watched to see if she would wanna end the Relationship with me and move on with another man who has all she wants but she choose to stick by me, pray for me, encourage me, and constantly show care and concern about me... Which has moved me to tears so many times

What moved me about her this evening was her decision to spend the night in my place, she called me at 6pm and told me she would be sleeping out at my place after work as she would be closing late and wouldn't be able to go to her mom's place, I wasn't expecting that at all

So I asked her if she's gonna be okay sleeping in my place as I don't have a bed anymore and I don't see it comfortable for her enough as it's a floor with bedsheets, which I myself don't find okay sleeping on but I got no choice... She laughed a little and said to me ..

"tochi, I will sleep where you sleep, eat were you eat and live with you where you live" hmmm this moved me to tears but I held myself and I thanked her and she ended the call, by 9pm she knocked and asked me to get her some of my clothes: she would wanna bath

I just looked at her, pulled off her wig, changed into my boxers and singlet after bathing while we gist a little then she slept off as she was so tired from work, I have being looking at her for the past 30 mins and I kept asking myself

I don't know what to do for her but I know God knows and seeth our hearts and minds.. she deserves the best of a wedding and marriage and I believe God will help me achieve that.. even as am scared to push further due to my present condition, this lady deserves all the best

She's a dream come true... I know she will not get to see all this as she's not on twitter but I want her to know that I would move the earth and heavens to give her a better life as a man and a husband to her, that's my solemn promise ... God bless you, onyinyechi..”


#Soaznews

Test her to sell that phone and get lower type, while the proceed would be used for you to start up menial business for now.

If she do then let us know.

Hoping u are not fake Just asking

ogododo:
https://punchng.com/us-mission-hails-first-nigerian-american-naval-captain/

Kelechi please don't come back to see your kinsmen on this meritorious award otherwise you may not go back to resume duty please. Stay there until u retire please.

There are so many factors now here that will ensure u don't go back as you came.

Check twice anybody that ask you to return home now bros.

todaynewsreview:
On my way from church today, we spotted this waste disposal vehicle that broke down. What can we really call this?

It is a waste on it's own.

So call it a waste.

I tried top up my mtn credit this morning via First Bank. They debited me without recharging my credit. What can I do please

AmuAwusa:
Yet you didn't die at birth while crawling out of it?!

Your mornika says it all

AmuAwusa:
Pants is just a piece of clothe

Not just a piece of clothe my friend. What it carries underneath can kill fishes in a pond.

Peace081:
What will you call the men getting them pregnant?

Where they force at gun point to open their legs?

EAhumble:
All southern governors needs to be sacrificed to either Sango or Amadioha.. ESN created to secure the lives of the helpless by the marauding Herdsmen, is now being fought by their own people...

WIKE should be weary of his actions because he may turn out to be the next Dino Maleye after being used by the FG

He will even be worse dumped than Dino Maleye.

gambia:
Waste of time, It will amounts to nothing, we have had several peace negotiation in the past. Any peace talk that wont involve the Bandits, unknown gunmen and the killer herdsmen is nonsense and ingredients.

Let us not hear later that the pastors involved in this peace talk have been kidnapped for ransom.

Those pastors should watch their back and go with long spoons for the meal.
Hope u know what I meant

gambia:
Waste of time, It will amounts to nothing, we have had several peace negotiation in the past. Any peace talk that wont involve the Bandits, unknown gunmen and the killer herdsmen is nonsense and ingredients.

Let us hear later that the pastors involved in this peace talk have been kidnapped for ransom.

Those pastors should watch their back and go with long spoons for the meal.
Hope u know what I meant

Frontail:

Insert here and die

etokhana:
https://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2021/03/22/just-in-huge-fire-guts-katsina-central-market/

You see no looting of any sort and you could see them helping one another to pack things in one position to be transported to a safe area.
If in d south now this will be opportunity for vandals and thieves to carry what the wares brought out from the shop. You wouldn't even keep your loads for someone to watch over while you rush to pick up other wares.

valentineuwakwe:
https://dailypost.ng/2021/03/18/banditry-will-not-end-in-nigeria-since-theyve-politicised-security-gov-wike/

This man is only after politics.
He can never talk on Human Capital Development.
How many means of permanent employment has he created in the state?
If you talk now he will tell you that the people working with Julius Berger in building flyovers are all from River State.
After building the flyovers what next for those people

Never built or developed any school or factory even in agricultural development.

Ihejirika! The best COAS suitable to combat this deadly BH, but if not for Northern politics.

Racoon:
This is not funny for this country again.Kill these motherfuckers you guys were busy granting them useless amnesty

The people who sent the Soldiers are the same people that sent the terrorists.

So use your tongue and count your teeth.

Mabizeka:
Why did this woman have contact with the lifeless cow

But it is the person you call lifeless cow that installed her in that position against all odds.

That's foresight & putting round peg in round hole u know?

OBALOLA55:
http://saharareporters.com/2021/03/13/herdsmen-flee-abandon-cows-ipobs-eastern-security-network-invades-camp-enugu

In a trending video: Where is the video

BlowYourMind:
It is only the 5% Buhari can ridicule and molest because their leaders are only after what they want to eat, can you imagine over 500 igbos was taken to death camp in the north without consequences

This is what Wiked man did to his southern brothers.

FalseProphet1:
I see more female mechanical workshop opening across the country, I see these slay queens unable to fix little issues with cars, I see them spoiling customers cars, I see cars breaking down anyhow on the roads, I see the whole major roads and expressways in Nigeria littered with broken down cars, I see movement across states impossible, I see people resorting to tereeking. This I have seen.

I see doggy styling inside the car with brown envelope as special thank you if repair job last till night.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16mhhUV3hek

Videos have emerged online showing the moment villagers in Congo discovered what has been tagged The mountain of gold in congo.

In the viral video circulating, the villagers could bee seen digging the mountain containing the gold deposits and taking the soil back to their homes in order to wash the dirt and extract the gold.

El Dorado in real life!

Congolese Villagers get the biggest surprise of their lives, after discovering a whole mountain full of Gold!

They are digging the soil with gold deposits in it, and taking them home. pic.twitter.com/ZaoyEQKkXr

— Africa Facts Zone (@AfricaFactsZone) March 2, 2021

A video from the Republic of the Congo documents the biggest surprise for some villagers in this country, as an entire mountain filled with gold was discovered!
They dig the soil inside the gold deposits and take them to their homes in order to wash the dirt& extract the gold. pic.twitter.com/i4UMq94cEh

— Ahmad Algohbary (@AhmadAlgohbary) March 2, 2021

CONGO.
Villagers has discovered a treasure mountain. The whole mountain is gold! People are digging and just taking the soil back to their homes, the gold to be washed and then smelted into dory.
Sadly,Congo is one of the poorest country we have in Africa. Whites have misused us pic.twitter.com/OCCNhNtuSs

— DENIS AUNGA. (@denis_aunga) March 2, 2021

(Govt...) with pens would soon come and claim ownership of the entire mountain, constitute mining agents and pay the villagers peanut.

Emu4life:
Stop being silly. Will his voting for PDP shield him from death? Beside you aint even sure he voted at all. Must you throw away your sense for cheap likes from fellow nitwit?

You must be the most silly and nitwit.
The senseless killings, banditry in his domain under this government is traumatic enough to send such Innocent aged soul to an early grave.

I can now see where you belong but so unfortunate.

Favinho:
The unrest going on in his town is enough to kill him

But he voted for APC

Racoon:
Nice one baby girl though we know mama is most likely behind this great concept.Imitate greatness and become great too.Thanks NOI for acknowledging & appreciating.
Let the mentoring continue.

They kid's family expects something better.
Na appreciation dem go chop?

zakim:
https://dailytrust.com/in-2-months-ipob-others-fingered-in-killing-62-policemen-in-15-states

What of Fulani heardsmen

Maybe they have licence.

Frontail:


No more half Naked dressing again

That's the new attribute for being an ambassador

Monogamy:


Northerners are used to the killing.. It's nothing to them.

Next news pls

It is now part of their festival

NwekeUG:
"You're On Your Own" - Nkechi Blessing To Fan Who Tattooed Her Name On Her Hand

Actress Nkechi Blessing Sunday has slammed a fan who tattooed her name on her hand, IgbereTV reports.

The actress who wondered if there's a new trend of fans tattooing the names of celebrities they love, told her fan that she is on her own and not getting more than the appreciation post she shared.

Nkechi Blessing Sunday tweeted;

"Na the new trend be this? Aunty Oyinda I just hope those ain’t permanent tattoo..Cus OYO Le wa oooo. me sef Dey find who to draw wey go dash me small thing..I love you ooo but you ain’t getting more than this very post I no Dey claim wetin I no be..IRE ooooo"

IBO people & stinginess is like 5&6.

You can't make out money from them anyhow.


If you are in doubt as Peter Obi.

Inkling:
https://thenationonlineng.net/breaking-kagara-abdutees-not-released-yet-says-gov-sani-bello/

I will believe you people once Leah Sharibu is release from her abductors.

ebukajay184:
Popular Nigerian rapper, Zlatan Ibile has completed his mandatory one year National Youth Service (NYSC), IgbereTV reports.

Taking to his Instagram handle, he shared photos of himself dressed in his NYSC uniform. He captioned the photos;


https://www.instagram.com/p/CLcMd5hFh-A/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

What of Davido

TheRareGem1:
https://dailypost.ng/2021/02/19/defection-i-spoke-all-night-with-gov-wike-we-need-him-in-apc-orji-kalu/

APC begging Wike (Politician) to join them, while FFK (Politician) begging to join your (APC) party and you refused.

Your party (APC) needs Wike but rejects FFK.


What an irony of life.