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LOL, 24hrs later and the babies are still weeping how demonic, terrible, evil et al women are, My rass cloth, Makes me wonder who pushed them out and later suckled them, maybe it was a "shim", ROFLMSAO, anything a man can do, a woman can do it better, What's good for the goose is also good for the gander,

Sly, are you hoarse yet?

Who else, but the King himself ( TroOe, shhhhhhhhh, I won't tell, if you don't )

It was fun, LOL (had me singing in falsetto), ( TroOe, sorry dear you know Noah and Chole are a handful) will chat later today,

Siena:
ISLANDER!

que? LOL

Off to work, I have babies to feed, and "bankstakes"( ask Sly about this one) to support, Catch u later dear, 

Sweet T:
BUT NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS AVOID NAME CALLING AND ABUSIVE LANGUAGES, IT ONLY HELPS IF WE HAVE A FOND AND FRIENDLY MEMORIES OF A LOST RELATIONSHIP.

Unfortunately, some cannot help. It's in their blood. By doing so it somehow "boost" their manhood. LOL. que las ti ma,


@Siena, belated Happy birthday, I sent my regards via Pataki,

@topic

Welcome to the wonderful world of the Justice System in our "beloved" USA, especially when you are a shade darker. Lord have mercy on their souls, I wept this morning when news of the verdict was released. I pray that those two little girls will grow up to become productive ladies in their community, A life was taken, and NO ONE was held responsible, It's high time something is done to curb these trigger-happy NYPD officers, They act like they are gods, It is NOT fair,

The Sly:
At least u agreed.
Be it ''keepsake or banksake''. . . .93% of y'all can't do without us. . .

Shameless people, LOL, erhmmmmmmmmmmmmm,
Sorry for those who don't guard their bank accounts, these cheater will clean u out ladies.LOL (sly I know u are not like that, right?)

Let me go hit my sack, have lots to do tomorrow, have to go make the "banksake" some more $$$, lmfao

The Sly:
93% Of Them birds can't do without us too. . . . .

Don't fool yourself jor, many women just have one of you as "keepsakes" LOL, and more and more of you are beginning Liabilities rather than assets,

@Sly
You still here boy? Give up, you and your crew(hopeless bunch) are fighting a losing battle. I have never seen more crying "babies" like I do on this thread, LOLWomen are cheats? yet you guys cannot do without us, Get over y'all selves, ROFLMSAO,

@Poster,
gosh and I always thought I had it the worse. Thank God for birth control pills, Nothing else worked. I had a laporascopy done some years aback and nothing was found, but the pain was unbearable, so my GYN placed me on those pills. Finally I can be human during those 3 days every month, Amen,

The Sly:
Antidote . . . .you again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok during Adam's time. . . . .remember there was no sin at all. . .errplace was cool. .
Adam had no reason to doubt Eve[b] because of the love he had for her. . . Being strong has got nothing to do with this! [/b]Why didn't Eve reciprocate her love by not giving him the forbidden fruit if she truly loved him?
Women was responsible for what this earth is now!! Even a toddler will agree with this fact!

Cheaters!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So wait, are you saying that Eve didnt love Adam as well? LOL, Anyways Mr. Sly, as I said, she didnt force him to anything that he didnt want to do. He knew what he was getting himself into, afterall, he was the one who made the covenant with God. EVe was just an innocent bystander ,

Women cheat? Yes they do, but in comparison to Men, No way can we ever measure up, No way, Even if you catch men with their pants down, they will still deny it and put the blame on us, As Shaggy would say " it wasnt me", LOL,

See this Sly nah, Did Eve put a sledge hammer to Adam's head and forced him to sin? Maybe if Adam and his crew will use their brains instead of their d.icks to think, the world wouldn't be this messed up,

Leave Eve alone, she's the ONLY victim in all this , Aren't men supposed to be the "stronger" of the sexes? Then why didn't he use his "superiority" to deny Eve's requests? See double standard,

J Girl, I see you up and ready to rumble,

@topic,
Men were born to cheat, Lie and destroy, In my Bible men will ALWAYS cheat, so the solution as ladies is not to stress, just get even,

The Sly:
Finally!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was about to hurt someone before. . . . . Thanks antidote for the clarification. . .
You are a darling!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gracias mi amigo, buenos noches, no no buenos dias.


[quote author=j-girl link=topic=13538.msg2186787#msg2186787 date=1209012916]Now that that's been settled. . . . .
Sly - oya come and give me the rest of my diamonds before i leave


Y'all should sleep tight.
Well we know Jackal and antidote are going to sleep real tight. . . . lol! [/quote]Make sure Sly pays up, you deserve every blink on that platinum jare,

And of course, OH YES.Amen to that, I will be wrapping him in ma arm like wrapping paper tonight, Just in case you guys dont see him On NL for a few days, he's at his Physical Therapist, my bad, I just can't help ma self

Nite guys, let's do this again soon,

[quote author=Jackal. link=topic=13538.msg2186770#msg2186770 date=1209012244]Somebody stop me before i hurt someone. . . . . . . . .

Ladies, please lets develop the scenario here.

Adam is asking Eve out. . . . . Eve is not sure about Adam yet and she is playing the patient game to know if Adam is true and REAL.
Then it's Eve's birthday in 3 days, So if Adam buys a gift for Eve, is he expected to think Eve is now his property regardless of what Eve thinks of Adam?
Show me any man as fickle as Adam and i will pay y'all $2000 and i am being serious.[/quote]Told y'all my baby has preaching tactics, LOL.

erhmmmmmmm on a serious note. I am serious Jackal, here goes, Adam askes Eve out, ok and she obliged.  Things are progressing, then Adam introduces tangible things into the friendship/relationship/courtship/whatever, albeit sex may not have been the first thing on Adam's mind when he initially asked Eve out, as time elasped his animal instincts begin to kick in and Bishop is getting relentless,  So Adam does what any other warm or cold blooded mammal would he, he increases the stake.  He begins to "supersize" the gifts, hoping to sway Eve closer to him for one thing and one thing ONLY, a Shag, yea baby,

Now NOT ALL men are like that, mind you, but the truth is the majority is, Ok baby, I answered it for you, NOw please let's go to bed.

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=13538.msg2186763#msg2186763 date=1209011742]If every girl was like us. Guys like you would have to give more than just gifts to get to us .
Tossing coins are not gifts. That's alms-giving.

Don't get me wrong, i'm not a man-eater. In fact i loooooooooooooooooooooove guys. I just have a problem with those who think women are like dogs. Dangle gifts and they become yours for the taking.
If only guys could find other motives besides sex, life would be a whole lot easier.[/quote] And I REST my CASE

[quote author=Jackal. link=topic=13538.msg2186758#msg2186758 date=1209011379]@ The Sly,

They are not SUs. . . . . . .They just view things with their rose-tinted specs.
Buncha man-eaters!!!!!!!!
Can u imagine the depth of their beliefs?

Men can't do anything with a free mind?
I toss pound coins to female tramps in subways. . . . .It must mean i go back there at nights to get a resounding MouthAction.
Blimey. . . . .  .no wonder women look at me in a weird way each time i toss em coins.
If every woman thinks like Stillwater, An[b]tidote and J-girl then MEN of this generation are in trouble.[/b][/quote]ehrmmmmmmm, It's not about what we think jor, it's reality, for men(99.9%) Gifts to a woman = unlimited shagging , But my brothers are so different ;DSly take heart ma dear,


[quote author=Jackal. link=topic=13538.msg2186758#msg2186758 date=1209011379]@ The Sly,



@ Antidote,


It wont be funny with u in a jumpsuit.

What lies between your legs? I[b] can get that by using anutha method[/b]. . . . def'ly not the gift method.
I am not that lame using gifts to entice u into submission.[/quote]They make them for dwarfs like me o, DO worry I will use my stint in prison to launch ma own line, 

If that other method involves the Holy ghost, then preach on ma bro

The Sly:
Stillwater ,J-girl & Antidote. . .

I know exactly who y'all are. . .

Y'all are them S.You (sisters Union). types who thinks wishing 'em good luck would also result to sex.!

Sly go to bed jare, LOL , YOu men think you are so smart, well ear this nah, ah yard we does say, Man smart, but uman (woman) smarter, Do if you want a shag don't go out of your way to spend your allowance getting us pens,( Jackal ), Just say what's on your mind and the rest is up to the female, cheapass gesture, oh my good friend Islander, I bought you this bottle of palm oil because I really admire you, Admire ma foots, the only thing you admire is what lies between ma sexy legs, speak the truth buoy, 

[quote author=Jackal. link=topic=13538.msg2186740#msg2186740 date=1209010511]@ Antidote,

You don't have clue, babes.

Men are generous. . . .
I know men that will buy gifts for u without even having an idea of what u look like. . . .Does that mean they want u in bed?
Lets be realistic here!!!!![/quote]Jackal, I have been all the while, I told you the ganja was to smoke, not boil and drink, See now you can't think straight ,
bout man giving gifts outa good heart, good heart ma ass, that's why so many cardiac arrests as of lates. lol

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=13538.msg2186736#msg2186736 date=1209010362]Lol! I just have to be less busy and go to places with more sales.
At least - i know i can buy this without having to answer to some sex-starved man.

Girls - leave these guys alone. I think they're trying to make themselves feel better about what they've done in the past. I'm sure Sly has done that to quite a few girls as for[b] Jackal, with his strong need to defend himself, I think he's done it to tons of girls[/b].[/quote]He dares NOT, or I will bob his tolo with ma teeth

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=13538.msg2186728#msg2186728 date=1209010040]
Are you serious?
ummm. . . . . antidote, we need to talk. [/quote]LOL, ask around My shoes and my pocket books are sacred, , Thank God for the internet,

The Sly:

Guys have suffered!!
I'm so speechless. . . . . . . . . . .

Sly baby, no stress, ah still love u me buoy , Don't mind Jackal, he is high on garri ,

[quote author=Jackal. link=topic=13538.msg2186717#msg2186717 date=1209009530]@ Antidote,

You had me in stitches @ tolo singing and not seeing tun tun.

How does roaming around a store looking for a cheap bra translates to being prudent?
You spend 6 hrs looking for an item only to return it the next day because it doesn't fit the colour of the undies.
Have u forgotten time wasted equals $$$?
Men will always be on TOP and i aint a misogynist!!!!![/quote]I see you are confuzzled, who said anyting about cheap ripoffs? LOL, Maybe you need to come back and let me take you shopping here to see how the major retailers swinddle one out of their money if they aren't smart.  GAP stocks their shelves with new clothes on a Wednesday, in 6 weeks time, or less you can purchase the same item for a faction of its original price, Now does that means the product has lost its quality? NOPE,
I can purchase a pair of Miu Miu for $100 less ( cant release this one though, I am a meanass shopper), same shoes that someone paid an arm and a leg for elsewhere, So please take "gift-totting group of men somewhere else . Try convincing others that your giving of gifts was done in good faith, becos me thinks NOT,

[quote author=Jackal. link=topic=13538.msg2186698#msg2186698 date=1209008925]@ Antidote,

Dont make me whack your head with a pig-tail. . . .
Men are very generous. . . . .they are not as tight-fisted as u women always looking for discount and sales in shops.
I know MEN can be sly and creepy sometimes but then some men will buy gifts for a girl and not even think of sex.[/quote]CORRECTION there papi, it's call being frugal, not tight fist, We know know how to stretch the dollar.
And again, get out of your robe and start speaking in layman's terms, No more preaching jor,
As soon as you guys release that gift, your tolos  already singing and they havent even seen tun tun,

The Sly:
Antidote
I am Up!!!
I can't believe this is emanating from you. . .what!!

As My Mama used to say, speak the truth and it shall set you free , Yes it came from moi


[quote author=j-girl link=topic=13538.msg2186691#msg2186691 date=1209008570]Antidote - please tell them! I don't why they are coming in here trying to front. . . . .[/quote]Fronting is their second name, that's why

LOL, Will the REAL men in the house stand up?  Please guys stop lying, The whole world knows that you guys dont give nothing for nothing, So when you knowingly buy gifts for a young lady, your heart, mind and soul are ONLY on one thing, bootycalling, So please quit all this sanctimonial babbling about "not expecting anything in return",,It's a fat liar, Liar liar pants on fire

eldee:
Swear u're dangerously been missed over here
oi, you know you made me start listening to Chrissette

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. I know dear, I know, Just taking it easy, giving the morons enough room to come again for more, LOL, Pray all is well/ Have been very, very busy, But I find time to check in now and then,


@topic
Missing George, and his hot kisses and my one and ONLY Dr. Ferlie,

[quote author=@desodgi link=topic=46906.msg2178294#msg2178294 date=1208823565]The cats eyes must have lit up with dissapointment, thinking "Where is this place again, hope dey gat mouse to play with" [/quote]I don't think so, it was more like "thank God fro rescuing me from this place, there are too many mice here for my liking", On that note, he has me to play with, no need for rodents jor,

"ANd I will always love you" Whitney Houston,

almondjoy:
Too much of everything is really gooooooooooooooooooooooooood!

I think ammo be alright for the next one month!
he he he he he he

Rubbers ke? Sorry darling I am fixed for life. . .all he can do is shoot blanks! Snipped and burned. . .

Please do not only "rock his world". . . .crash it, with ma permission! Later darling. . . got a long drive from the mountains!

AMEN and AMENER and AMENEST, to that, ,

On that note I am very happy you got some time to really enjoy life, You deserve it girlfriend, I will speak to Mr. AJ's PT(physical Therapist) to ensure that his bad back is not directly related to last weekend's activities, LOLOLOLOL,

@topic
Nothing much is on my mind, Just enjoying life and all its perils, joys, lessons, and thinking about Carnival '08, Thinking about how life can be weird and people unpredictable, LOL,

Thinking of my cat, and how his eyes lit up when I brought him home for the first time. mi amor el gato muy mucho,