₦airaland Forum

almondjoy:
Oh darling. . .not yet ready to come to planet earth yet. That means having to deal with nairaland full time. . . not ready till Tuesday! Still got some "luffing" to do! I am so having a goooooooooood time! Thanks baby. . .I have some things to share with you in our next "session". Might work for that your "boyfriend"!

Erhmmmmmmmmmmmm, Hurry o, I plan to ROCK his world , All this Island spice cannot go to waste jare, When I am done with him, NOT even BABA can save his fine ass .

Well babygirl, I am so happy you had fun, What's the use of working so hard and Not enjoying some of the money, eh? You go do your thing and I pray you did have Mr. AJ in rubbers o, I am too young to be aunty angain o

Hmmmmmmmmmm, My bed, as soon as I am done eating, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

hmmmmmmmmmmm, Almond, my therapist, ran home hoping to catch you before you leave for your weekend getaway , Have nuff fun sistren, and don't wuk de body too hard, remember you will be needing to return to earth , Enjoy baby, Love ya


@topic
Sleep, Sleep and more Sleep, and whoever said shopping was fun? My feet sure as hell don't feel that way,

4 Him:
Even Christ
I'm sorry but Lady's question is not thought provoking but is as old as 2000yrs.[b] had 12 disciples and 1 was a devil. How much more mere pastors who are but flesh and blood like you and me.[/b]Apostle Paul said - Romans 7:18 For I know that in me (that is, in my flesh,) dwelleth no good thing: for to will is present with me; but how to perform that which is good I find not.
19 For the good that I would I do not: but the evil which I would not, that I do.
20 Now if I do that I would not, it is no more I that do it, but sin that dwelleth in me.

Pastors are humans too and prone to fall into error.

Ironically, after I posted my reply this very said predicament came to mind, You beat me to it. Very good illustration. It more or less dealt with the issue that she raised,

Why is it that bad things always happen to good people?

Don't worry Rox, all shall be well. Don't allow that incident to charge who you are dear, love u

4 Him:
I suppose that city of sin and heresy knew more than Apostle Paul who said this - 1 Corinthians 7:9 But if they cannot contain, let them marry: for it is better to marry than to burn.

You hit the hammer on the nail,  unfortunately some won't see it this way.  Maybe instead of grabbing unto straws, some people should spend quality time in  the Word,( I must confess I have to do so as well),  thus their understanding,   or lack  of it for that matter, of what was stipulated won't be this clouded,

[quote author=~Lady~ link=topic=127656.msg2166297#msg2166297 date=1208489014]So why are Pastors committing the same sin? Especially the married ones.[/quote]You raise a thought-provoking, controversial and very important point. Sadly,I cannot honestly provide you with an answer. I, however, will stick to my word that celibacy has failed. In thinking of an appropriate answer to your question, one may also ask, why do good children grow up to become criminals? I guess there are no straight forward answers for either,

Almondjoy, my therapist

@topic
Listened attentively to the Pope's statement regarding the crisis that has wrecked the Catholic church for the past couple of years.  While I empathise with him, I honestly believe in my heart of hearts that celibacy has failed and this problem will therefore continue to be synonymous with that religion, My 2cents,

LOL, Yea I just came in, have been very busy these past weeks, Rhonda and Olisha are here, so it's shopping nonstop,


erhmmmm,, I can't tell you o, It was meant for me ONLY, but he did asked of you, as usual o,

I am going to bed now, Hitting the malls again tommorow, ( thank God no work or school) TTYL hon,

I think last semester, It was called "Midnight's Children, cannot remember the author at this time.  But it's a great book.  It depicts what transpired when India became a separate country from Pakistan.  Most of it is fictional, but the storyline is very much historical,

Why is AJ and TroOe and online at this time of the night? LOL


Well, thinking about how someone assumed that because I have been missing that I was gone forever.LOL, as if that can ever happen,

I am thinking about the last words he said to me tonight, I just love that boy o ( TroOe, keep out ma beeswax jare,

Almond honey bunch,
Thanks that insightful piece, I feel you 101%. I just admire and respect your honesty o, I am rushing off now girlfriend, have bills to pay must make that dough, Don't worry I hope the hopeless ones release my Moniker so I can be myself again .

almondjoy:
The way I feel when I have an orgasm!

My therapist, you never cease to amaze me o , Longest time, how u dey?

Uche2nna:
And where r u from?

You are rite in assessment about the masses sitting back and taking all the shit being thrown at them. I do not know how it is going to be done but somehow I believe that Nigeria's future actually lies in the hands of masses and not the rulers. One day, just one day the masses would say enough is enough. Unfortunately, we as the people are more concerned in tribal, ethnic and religious sentiments to bother about what is actuallyu going on. Just take a look @ Nairaland

I am from the Caribbean( southern) but presently resides in the Big Apple.
I very much understand where you are coming from. Funny enough, as we speak, I am having this same conversation with a fellow Nigeria and he is outlining the situation to me. It is preposterous. So many graduates, without jobs. I never knew it was so grave an issue. Something definitely needs to be done to curb this problem.
I have read posts here on NL by Nigerians who I am sure have what it takes to make excellent goverment officials. I can name a few, but won't. My question is why don't these guys pool their resources and take over the affairs of their country? Get rid of the bad apples and strive to make things better for the masses?( just a thought)

hotshawlng:
[b]@ Antidote: y don't u go ahead and tackle our corrupt leaders that have carted away billions of dollars.

Why should I, a West Indian, attack your corrupt leaders? It still baffles me as to why the masses sit back and allow the minority to render havoc on their economies? In my islands, we the people remove anyone from office whom we believe is there for his or her own selfish gain. And No we don't use force. It is just a matter of principle. A few years ago the then Prime Minister wasnt going what was expected, and we the people shut the entire islands down. After 1 week he had no choice but to resign and call fresh elections. It is hight time for the people to stop crying foul and do something to remedy the situation. I do empathise with you guys, however, yahoo yahoo is NOT the solution. peace,

Gosh the poster came here for help,NOT to have her grammar or lack of it citicized by a f.ucking chimp,

@topic.
You have to know what you want dear. If this guy is showing no interest, then move on. There are lot more fishes in the sea. It is evidently clear that his heart isnt with you. So if I were you, I would wish him all the best and move on with my life.

JKpretty darling, nice topic,
well I had a talk with someone regarding this, and they assured me that this type of behaviour is atypical with Nigerian men.  On that note just as my therapist AJ and soldier TroOe stated, it is an invasion of privacy, and NO I wouldn't even dream of doing such to my partner.  Even if you are in a relationship with someone, there must still be a lever of privacy.

Missing my baby Jackal, loving can't done

ROFLMSAO,
@poster,
You have some nerves, So because they are graduates, without jobs, that somehow gives them the right to cheat people out of their hard earned money?
Abeg go sleep,

bawomolo:
ah islander, why don't we settle this score in bed .

LOL, Just name the place, date and time, and I will be there

[quote author=Jackal. link=topic=127201.msg2150582#msg2150582 date=1208134208]Some of us?
Speak for yourself, mate!!!!!!!!![/quote]Don't even start with me dread,

[quote author=®~^Sly^~® link=topic=127210.msg2150574#msg2150574 date=1208133772]Meet who? are u a virgin? if not then forget. . . .
She needs Toys. . .not guys[/quote]That's right ma boy, you tell him , Especially with some of these dead d.icks they have going around, I rather charge my energizer battery and get my Rabbit jumping.

bawomolo:
ooooooooo shit, when do we meet  

Unfortunately, You are a "Castro hater" and I dont meet people who do , Maybe in the next life when you have a change of political views

@Uche, nite, take it easy dread,

Uche2nna:
Dream on!!!!!!!



You know You can make billions with that sort of invention.

And every success story began with a DREAM, , So look out for my products soon to come, erhmmmmmmmmmmm. I know you will be one of my favourite customers too.( u and the wifey)

some of us need to find jobs, that's necessary,

Uche2nna:
Hahahahahaha. Right!!!!

But we all know the truth, don't we?

It might taste like beans but it is definitely not beans!!!!!!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL, says who?  Haven't you heard of artificial flavour? And guess what? they "taste" and look like the real thing

For some reason, I don't think that would be the solution. I remenber a thread "What would u do if your husband loses his d#$k. For obvious reasons the women did not find it funny  



@Uche, really? Welll, with a 'Jack Rabbit' and 10 skillful fingers, who need a d.ick?

[quote author=Mr. Pataki link=topic=127210.msg2150502#msg2150502 date=1208131781]Exactly it is our tool!!!!

And it must leave some legacy behind. I just wonder why some ladies are now whining that we have failed to use it when it matters most. . . . . and also not keeping it shut when it is aggravated. [/quote]No stress dread, Just remember, what goes around, goes around, goes around, comes back around , Go tooling away, One day that tool shall surely fail,

Imani:
This thread is unnecessary . I thought Manchester United won . why don't you guys spend your energy celebrating your teams success. There is no need to start a "mob attack" and bringing up past comments of Arsenal fans, Loyika, Debosky, Mc Omo etc. Remember those comments were made in "good faith" at the time, and they expected the team to do well. The team has not done as expected and most Arsenal fans have been gracious in defeat. What else do you guys want?

Exactly ma point, And for this I am switching sides, Matter of fact I am done with footie, going back to my cricket,

@kit, the offer still stands, Marijuana sales has trippled

[quote author=Mr. Pataki link=topic=127210.msg2150492#msg2150492 date=1208131431]I am sure you are expecting a servicing tonight from that same kind of pole.

Hope it stays inside the trousers as you are saying here.


_{I thought we had ended our argument?}[/quote]ROFLMSAO, hello, I am rolling over in "food and black cake pain", Please have some sympathy and empathise with me, abeg,