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RomanceRe: "I Am Tired Of Being His Sex Machine And Abortion Bag" by anumide(f): 7:48pm On Jun 25, 2015
Bonapart:
*speechless* Thanks for the insult
thanks for understanding
RomanceRe: "I Am Tired Of Being His Sex Machine And Abortion Bag" by anumide(f): 6:54pm On Jun 25, 2015
Bonapart:
You chose to belittle yourself and look up to a man as your God, who in turn sees you as a sex slave...
Just imagine there was no hole in between your legs, just know that he's only there for you because he can hav sex with you to his full satisfaction....
All the babies you've killed God will punish you for it
and also punish you for sex before marriage which is fornication


My advice: leave the house while you can cos your own life is next...
I have no sympathy for you cos many are in a poorer family but labour by themselves and see themselves through school but you chose to be a sex slave because of feeding money and bla bla bla
What happens to working after ssce to save money for higher institution


you're just a who*re who got it wrong
this is not in my character, I'm sorry, but I have to say this: you are a very big fooooool.
people make mistakes, deliberately or otherwise, the babe has missed, true. but she doesn't need a high minded, self righteous m0ron to judge her, she needs guidance.
#namaste
RomanceRe: Mr Nairaland Contest 2015 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by anumide(f): 5:01am On Jun 25, 2015
huh huh undecided angry sad sad
popeferd:
Pliss come tommorow morning to the semifinalz thread nd vote dis way-> 'i vote Iamkingzlee cc: nljega'
tnx

lordfemi anumide vonwolf geestunnar fynbabe
what am I doing here? sad
popeferd:
Pliss come tommorow morning to the semifinalz thread nd vote dis way-> 'i vote Iamkingzlee cc: nljega'
tnx

lordfemi anumide vonwolf geestunnar fynbabe
what am I doing here?
CelebritiesRe: Toke Makinwa Runs To MFM Church To Crush Spiritual Hold On Husband(see Tweet) by anumide(f): 9:37pm On Jun 14, 2015
angelTI:
I don't believe she goes to MFM.
She was just trying to keep herself 'sane' from the pregnancy rumour
sweets, she and her mum attends MFM
CelebritiesRe: Limpopo King Rocked A Private Party With Top Politicians At Abuja  by anumide(f): 10:48am On Jun 10, 2015
tongue
softnipples:
Nice one Kcee cool
We will join you soon grin
Our album is still loading cheesy
hey nairaland, meet airforce's girlfriend
Jokes EtcRe: Photo ... Teaching A Confirm Amateur How To Use Computer During Chatting by anumide(f): 10:15pm On Jun 09, 2015
Temmytea70:
Forget ur problem and enjoy life
no problems at all. I have never known a better yesterday.
FoodRe: A Nairalander (a Bachelor) Preparing Okro Soup This Morning. by anumide(f): 9:21pm On Jun 09, 2015
sweettease:
Chicken and ogbono, why do I find that combination strange? Where is the okra in the soup?

Anyway, you try, you no just won hear say the soup no sweet sha; chicken, periwinkle, stock fish, orishirishi cheesy
u find it strange because it comes naturally to us to eat chicken with rice and; beef and goat meat for draw soup
Jokes EtcRe: Photo ... Teaching A Confirm Amateur How To Use Computer During Chatting by anumide(f): 9:06pm On Jun 09, 2015
sinizia:
You lack sense of humor. grin
I have read that thing over and again. it's now boring
Jokes EtcRe: Photo ... Teaching A Confirm Amateur How To Use Computer During Chatting by anumide(f): 9:04pm On Jun 09, 2015
izzy4shizzy:
probably becos u r amatuer too
probably becos u r amatuer too

probably becos u r amatuer too
opinion is like ur bum bum, you are expected to have one
Jokes EtcRe: Photo ... Teaching A Confirm Amateur How To Use Computer During Chatting by anumide(f): 6:41pm On Jun 09, 2015
alotofgrace:
Are you denja ? grin
who is denja?
Jokes EtcRe: Photo ... Teaching A Confirm Amateur How To Use Computer During Chatting by anumide(f): 6:38pm On Jun 09, 2015
Akkord4gov:
U need to check urself well.Somtin is psychologically wrong
attention seeker. can't you just read and pass? must I find it funny? oniranu a.k.a owner of rubbi.sh undecided
Akkord4gov:
U need to check urself well.Somtin is psychologically wrong
attention seeker. can't you just read and pass? must I find it funny? oniranu a.k.a owner of rubbi.sh
Jokes EtcRe: Photo ... Teaching A Confirm Amateur How To Use Computer During Chatting by anumide(f): 6:28pm On Jun 09, 2015
not funny
PoliticsRe: Jonathan’s Men Returning Stolen Money – El-rufai by anumide(f): 5:34pm On Jun 09, 2015
govern, don't distract us with noise. you've been relieved of your former job, u know, the opposition job. it's time wake up and work
PoliticsRe: Yakubu Dogara Is Speaker Of 8th House Of Representatives by anumide(f): 4:52pm On Jun 09, 2015
Barcanista, are you single? :PBarcanista, are you single?
PoliticsRe: Yakubu Dogara Is Speaker Of 8th House Of Representatives by anumide(f): 4:49pm On Jun 09, 2015
Mogidi:
Dogara wins speakership of HOR.

This is huge blow to APC/Buhari but most expecially Tinubu.

Dogara:182
Gbaja:174





http://linkis.com/www.vanguardngr.com/V1WmO
HAY FEE SEE!!!!! CHANGE!!!!!!
GIVE IT TO THIS NORTHERNERS, THEM SABI THE GAME undecided
Mogidi:
Dogara wins speakership of HOR.

This is huge blow to APC/Buhari but most expecially Tinubu.

Dogara:182
Gbaja:174





http://linkis.com/www.vanguardngr.com/V1WmO
HAY FEE SEE!!!!! CHANGE!!!!!!
GIVE IT TO THIS NORTHERNERS, THEM SABI THE GAME
PoliticsRe: There Were No Elections For The Senate Leadership - Senator Akume by anumide(f): 4:40pm On Jun 09, 2015
Barcanista be like"he who laughs last.............."
PoliticsRe: There Were No Elections For The Senate Leadership - Senator Akume by anumide(f): 4:36pm On Jun 09, 2015
deebsman1:
good 1, 6th FTC today, serious cruise control
from the bottom of my heart, I pray for you that God will grant you the job/career of your dream. Amen.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Meets With German Chancellor, Angela Merkel by anumide(f): 2:12pm On Jun 08, 2015
mrpackager:
. ""***i pray BABA acts very fast...coz those BOKO undecided.....mean business





their latest video say it ALL
abeg link to watch the video?
PoliticsRe: Desmond Elliot And Wife Head For His Inauguration : Photo by anumide(f): 2:08pm On Jun 08, 2015
demelza:
So that loverboy in movies is now a respected honourable??
A man that knows where he is going to!
Jim Iyke, Ramsey Nouah and co take note! angry
time + chance = opportunity. besides, not everyone must be a politician
PoliticsRe: Lagos State Governor Ambode Represents Tinubu At An Event by anumide(f): 1:57pm On Jun 08, 2015
FreeGlobe:
National leader of the All Progressives Congress, APC, Asiwaju Bola Tinubu is clearly still excited about his party’s nationwide victory at the recently concluded elections.

On Sunday, he noted how he and other party officials were mocked at and derided when they conceived the idea of forcing the Peoples Democratic Party, PDP, out of power two years ago.

Tinubu who was represented by the Governor of Lagos State, Mr. Akinwunmi Ambode, at the African Young Entrepreneurs Empowerment Nigeria, AYEEN 2015 programme in Lagos, weekend, urged youths not to ever give up on their ideas “even if no one believes in you.”

Tinubu said, “If I didn’t believe in the bold initiative, I wouldn’t have lent myself to the unprecedented merger of the political parties that became the APC. We wouldn’t have challenged the incumbent party controlling the central government, People’s Democratic Party, PDP.

“There is no incumbent that has ever lost an election in this country. At the beginning of that journey, we were laughed at, we weren’t given a chance. We were told that we have embarked on an exercise in futility. Yet we believed in the justness of our call. The criticism didn’t deter us but encouraged us.

“That exercise has become a history-making exercise. The party that was described as dead on arrival has, however, given birth to a new government, spirit and better democracy.”

http://www.thescoopng.com/ambode-represents-tinubu-at-event-says-they-laughed-at-us-but-we-still-believed/
@ bolded, only in Nigeria
TravelRe: 40 Old Photos That Will Show You How Times Have Changed In Nigeria by anumide(f): 1:46pm On Jun 08, 2015
wise7:
Following
the Chief and his family looks better than the jaja of opobo picture that made FP sometime ago. wink
wise7:
Following
the Chief and his family looks better than the jaja of opobo picture that made FP sometime ago.
TravelRe: 40 Old Photos That Will Show You How Times Have Changed In Nigeria by anumide(f): 1:46pm On Jun 08, 2015
wise7:
Following
TravelRe: 40 Old Photos That Will Show You How Times Have Changed In Nigeria by anumide(f): 1:44pm On Jun 08, 2015
wise7:
Following
the Chief and his family looks better than the jaja of opobo picture that made FP sometime ago. wink
wise7:
Following
the Chief and his family looks better than the jaja of opobo picture that made FP sometime ago.
Christianity EtcRe: 10 Bad Things Nigerian Christian Youths Do In Church by anumide(f): 12:13pm On Jun 07, 2015
DanceVille:
A lot of christian young people are guilty of some not-so-great deed in church.Sometimes, they are focused on or thinking about unimportant things.
Here are the Most common examples:

1. When the pastor starts preaching about some "Sinful" things like 'Fornication and Cheating' , you will start feeling uncomfortable because you know you are guilty.

2. When everyone in the church are singing one particular song and you don't remember/know it, you wish the song ended as soon as possible.
And of course you feel guilty about it.

3. The pastor is preaching against having a crush or having a boyfriend/girlfriend.And you just think that Pastor just wants to ruin your private life.

4. A beautiful lady of your dreams is in the
church, the pastor start preaching that young ladies should be modest and not to date guys.And they should not engage in Illicit relationships before marriage.So, you're worry that he wants to spoil your plans again.

5. Pastor speaks on cheating during exams.If you're guilty, you'll start feeling uncomfortable.

6. In Sunday school, the teacher calls names for sharing opinions on for a discussion, but you're feeling nervous, because your name could be mentioned and you're not prepared.

7. After standing for a long time, pastor says "In Jesus name we Pray" , you're so happy the prayer has ended and you can finally sit.But the Pastor continues, and you're upset.

8. You were staring at some nice looking girl/guy and forgot you were praying or even the point of the prayer.

9. Pastor calls a bible verse, but you were not listening to him.So, in a 5 second interval, you ask the person who is sitting next to you to repeat the bible verse.

10. When pastor are laying hands on people, you watch how they fall under anointing and you're so nervous and afraid because you think you will fall as well..
experience is talking lipsrsealed
DanceVille:
A lot of christian young people are guilty of some not-so-great deed in church.Sometimes, they are focused on or thinking about unimportant things.
Here are the Most common examples:

1. When the pastor starts preaching about some "Sinful" things like 'Fornication and Cheating' , you will start feeling uncomfortable because you know you are guilty.

2. When everyone in the church are singing one particular song and you don't remember/know it, you wish the song ended as soon as possible.
And of course you feel guilty about it.

3. The pastor is preaching against having a crush or having a boyfriend/girlfriend.And you just think that Pastor just wants to ruin your private life.

4. A beautiful lady of your dreams is in the
church, the pastor start preaching that young ladies should be modest and not to date guys.And they should not engage in Illicit relationships before marriage.So, you're worry that he wants to spoil your plans again.

5. Pastor speaks on cheating during exams.If you're guilty, you'll start feeling uncomfortable.

6. In Sunday school, the teacher calls names for sharing opinions on for a discussion, but you're feeling nervous, because your name could be mentioned and you're not prepared.

7. After standing for a long time, pastor says "In Jesus name we Pray" , you're so happy the prayer has ended and you can finally sit.But the Pastor continues, and you're upset.

8. You were staring at some nice looking girl/guy and forgot you were praying or even the point of the prayer.

9. Pastor calls a bible verse, but you were not listening to him.So, in a 5 second interval, you ask the person who is sitting next to you to repeat the bible verse.

10. When pastor are laying hands on people, you watch how they fall under anointing and you're so nervous and afraid because you think you will fall as well..
experience is talking
RomanceRe: Guys Or Babes, Who Lose Their Virginity The Earliest? by anumide(f): 6:19am On Jun 07, 2015
sinaj:
babes cry


daz why u get to c teenage pregnancy embarassed
undecided
sinaj:
babes cry


daz why u get to c teenage pregnancy embarassed
madam abegi.
your "teenage pregnancy" justification no rhyme abeg. girls get caught because they can be caught
EducationRe: Ufot Ekong Solves 30-Year-Old Math Equation In Japan And Breaks Academic Record by anumide(f): 11:50am On Jun 06, 2015
bogolobango:
Thank GOD dis guy is nt igbo or yoruba nairaland for shake
same thing I was thinking
PoliticsRe: “I Was Worried I Would Be Booed,” Jonathan Admits As He Returns Home by anumide(f): 9:15pm On May 29, 2015
elipheleh:
This fake news papers Sahara reporters are lies.
My family house is in Bayless and nothing of booing happened
sweetheart, please learn to read an article finish before jumping to destruction.
thanks
CelebritiesRe: Dabota Lawson Pictured With Her Hubby & Fashola At The Inauguration (photos) by anumide(f): 7:41pm On May 29, 2015
cry embarassed
Ama80:
Hanging in d midst of grandpas all because of money lazy girl.if only you utilized d opportunity of knwin them you wud hav bn a muti millionaire and stil go Fr a young man of ur status.wasted beauty.aku kor, wingd termites ni.watch out Fr ochendo global too,he is a slayer of beautiful women too.lubbish
embarassed
Ama80:
Hanging in d midst of grandpas all because of money lazy girl.if only you utilized d opportunity of knwin them you wud hav bn a muti millionaire and stil go Fr a young man of ur status.wasted beauty.aku kor, wingd termites ni.watch out Fr ochendo global too,he is a slayer of beautiful women too.lubbish
so much pain. who hurt you?
FamilyRe: I Need Help! Its About Life And Death by anumide(f): 2:55pm On May 29, 2015
raumdeuter:
OP a month ago you were just 21, just graduated and staying with your dad



Today you are with your husband who beats you

So whats the real story
sweets, please learn to read properly (and listen too) before jumping to conclusion.
PoliticsRe: List Of The Things Buhari Promised Nigerians - Vanguard by anumide(f): 7:29pm On May 28, 2015
undecided this is the first time since I joined that I won't finish reading an article.
PoliticsRe: Governor Rotimi Amaechi's 50th Birthday Photos by anumide(f): 9:22pm On May 27, 2015
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FashionRe: Photos: The Power Of Makeup by anumide(f): 1:25pm On May 05, 2015
Abelmoscus:
Those pix are not of the same person, where is the tribal mark, no amount of makeup can cover that mark without a trace. Abi them treat the pix after the makeup?
Oga, I knew a lady who had been bathed with acid before. her face had three colours. concealer of 1500 naira covered the thing on her wedding day. the face evened out. make up na grade by grade.

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