₦airaland Forum

Abba999:
Yellowbar mgbeke girl!
Yes I am a local woman but an international champion! In a country that you will not smell their visa!!
Ewuawusa!!

cheruv:
ijoka!

cheruv:
Ma n'eziokwu,I joro njo o

cheruv:
Ma n'eziokwu,I joro njo o

tsdarkside:
what did she write??...please translate for me.........i beg you........

ECOTERRORS:
Nne I joro njo nwaanyi

ECOTERRORS:
Sahara Reporters is busy telling lies and inciting the populace against ex president GEJ and they are given a pat on the back while Radio biafra is banned for doing same to Dauraa Dulllard

cyprus000:
[size=13pt] Dats islam. [/size]

oseod:
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Woman, I understand your predicament...
Not every woman is comfortable giving mouthaction, marriage shouldn't always be about what the man wants....marriage is more about understanding


To Every woman bashing op here

If your husband told you to lick/suck his anus (some men have some weird sexual fantasies......true!!!)
Or hand fisting your anus or vaginus
Or better still whip u like a goat when having šex with u (50 shades of gray style)

Would you agree just to save your marriage!!!!
Would you!!!!!!

Liberally bias crowd ass-lickers


Note
Those fetishes I posted above might be a big deal to some of you, but is not a big deal to some other women (e.g, porn actresses)

Same thing here, mouthaction doesn't sound a big deal to some of you, but is a big deal to some other women

We all have some principles or doctrines we aren't willing to compromise,
So why attack the woman?

Shame on all of you....

Just because mouthaction have become a generally accepted sex style(or whatever) doesn't mean everbody is okay with it

BTW I see nothing wrong in mouthaction

But the woman doesn't feel comfortable with it....shey its now her fault ni?

The man can go outside to get mouthaction since his wife didnt give him
The woman can also go outside to find love since her husband is denying her nau? No be so?

Woman

Best thing is to talk to your husband to know the limits of your sexuality
(The ones you or him can accept and the ones you can't,

And also to know the principles you are willing to compromise....then work on this, and you can still have a great sexual relationship together, even better than those who give mouthaction)

Many marriages that collapsed, the wives were good at sucking cucumber

oseod:
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Woman, I understand your predicament...
Not every woman is comfortable giving mouthaction, marriage shouldn't always be about what the man wants....marriage is more about understanding


To Every woman bashing op here

If your husband told you to lick/suck his anus (some men have some weird sexual fantasies......true!!!)
Or hand fisting your anus or vaginus
Or better still whip u like a goat when having šex with u (50 shades of gray style)

Would you agree just to save your marriage!!!!
Would you!!!!!!

Liberally bias crowd ass-lickers


Note
Those fetishes I posted above might be a big deal to some of you, but is not a big deal to some other women (e.g, porn actresses)

Same thing here, mouthaction doesn't sound a big deal to some of you, but is a big deal to some other women

We all have some principles or doctrines we aren't willing to compromise,
So why attack the woman?

Shame on all of you....

Just because mouthaction have become a generally accepted sex style(or whatever) doesn't mean everbody is okay with it

BTW I see nothing wrong in mouthaction

But the woman doesn't feel comfortable with it....shey its now her fault ni?

The man can go outside to get mouthaction since his wife didnt give him
The woman can also go outside to find love since her husband is denying her nau? No be so?

Woman

Best thing is to talk to your husband to know the limits of your sexuality
(The ones you or him can accept and the ones you can't,

And also to know the principles you are willing to compromise....then work on this, and you can still have a great sexual relationship together, even better than those who give mouthaction)

Many marriages that collapsed, the wives were good at sucking cucumber

ransomed:
::--Remos have brotherly relationship with Ijebus and not real ijebus as you alleged. Research so that you wont conclude in error, thanks.

ransomed:
::--Sir, Ikene and Sagamu are Remo people while, Epe and Ikorodu are under Lagos state. Thanks.

ransomed:
:--Plenty ! There are Remos, Egbas, Aworis, Yewas, Ohoris, Ogus.

lekinz:
Buh I still don't understand your question...
Ijebu is wah then ?? .. A state ??

lekinz:
Buh I still don't understand your question...
Ijebu is wah then ?? .. A state ??

lekinz:
Buh I still don't understand your question...
Ijebu is wah then ?? .. A state ??

lekinz:
There are some certain times in life where all you do is listen and believe people's talks and suggestions buh as you grow older you tend to laugh it off and make a fool of yourself for believing those tales.
Sitting down reminiscing, you wonder how you never thought twice about those talks which I refer to as beliefs or superstitions.
Don't let me bore you any longer, let the party begin, these are the 10 beliefs I can pen down.

ALL STUDENT WITH GLASSES ARE NERDS : I remembered during secondary school days whereby we are always "scared" of student with recommended glasses, we tend to believe that all students with glasses are 9ja Albert Einstein, dunno maybe it's the way they all behave or the way the glasses are being made. Awon eyan Harry Porter..

ALL HAIRY WOMEN ARE WICKED: I've always wondered how I came about this belief, how does being hairy makes one wicked, is there a particular gene that triggers the wickedness or is "Mama G" Patience Ozokwor also hairy

COCONUT WATER/JUICE DULLS THE BRAIN: I once saw the ingredients mixed together for intelligence vaccine and coconut water was also listed, how come that sweet juice dulls the brain

IJEBU PEOPLE ARE STINGY : Ijebu is a local Government area and city located in the South-West Nigeria. I've always heard people complain about "The Ijebus", Ijebu people are stingy, they don't spend money, they don't give out cash. Are they born with "Stingy" gene or there's a particular trait that brings that up, how come na only them ?? I still can't fathom the stinginess thing ... Abi one needs to trace KingTom's background cos errm

WHISTLING AT NIGHT ATTRACTS SNAKES: My grandmother once told me that whistling at night attracts snakes and evil sprits, how come ??... What if am living in banana island where there ain't no habitat for snakes, will they ( snakes) travel all the way from my village to meet me here in Lagos. At times I get lost in my thought maybe Lekinz wasn't my name, maybe am "Mowgli, the Jungle Boy".

ALLOWING BIRD'S POO ON ONE'S HEAD BRINGS GOOD LUCK/WISDOM :This do cracks me up a lot, I've made researches all because of this SHIT$, does the $HIT contains any supernatural power or the components that makes it up is the same thing Daniel ate in the bible ..

PUTTING A PIECE OF BROOMSTICK ON YOUR HAIR WILL CURE/STOP HICCUPS:
This also applies to wool, there are many times in high school those days where you see students with a piece of broomstick and you wonder if that's a new trend or fashion. I once asked a friend about the broomstick, all he could say was " I hear sey e dey stop am and me self don try am, na true buh if you dey ask me to tell you how, I can't categorically tell you cos my Oga at the top self no tell me .. That's all".

EVERY NORTHERNER IS EITHER A SHOEMAKER OR A KIOSK OWNER( Aboki):
I don't know maybe people do forget that one of the richest black man in Africa is a northerner abi ALIKO DANGOTE hails from the west part of Nigeria. Seeing a kiosk owner, one's first word is "Aboki", I know Aboki means my friend buh here in Lagos and other part of Nigeria it is been translated as Mallam or Hausa, what if the kiosk owner is Baba Biliki or Baba Mulikat.

ANYONE WITH "CRAZY HAIRSTYLE" IS IRRESPONSIBLE : The word crazy above doesn't mean the crazy from Oxford Dictionary, it was cropped out from Lekinz 2015th edition dictionary. I can't tell you the definition cos my Oga at the top can decide to change it in the coming edition but will give examples, people with hairstyles like Gallas, dread etc are being refer to as irresponsible folks, because I decide to barb one part and leave the other parts am irresponsible .. So if I decide to have a cut like Papa Ajaso's. Am termed responsible

FEEL FREE TO ADD YOURS ...

buygala:
Word of advice from a Father to his son about marriage


Never beat your wife.... If you feel aggressive, go register at the nearest boxing institute
.... A man's muscle should be employed in providing for his family, not assaulting it

Draw a limit to in-law burdens..... Don't take on a burden that isn't originally yours... When your father-in-law has grown up sons, why should you be the one to shoulder his burial expenses?
.... Be a good in-law and help out where it is ABSOLUTELY CONVENIENT for you... You haven't committed a crime by marrying their daughter

Do a DNA on all the kids she bears for you even before you take the step of naming them..... She could have 'accidentally' gotten pregnant for someone else.....There isn't a life more wasted than one spent unknowingly raising someone else's kids.... and no, this doesn't mean you dont trust her.... it's just that you don't like paying in money into the wrong bank account

Help out in domestic chores.... She is your wife, not your maid or slave.... Your peniss won't become smaller if you do the dishes or prepare Junior for school...After all, the home and kids belong to both of you, not only her


NEVER operate a joint account or buy landed property jointly with your wife..... The shy, sweet harmless cutie you married may in future turn out to be a ruthless scheming gold-digger who may even take steps to bankrupt you or appropriate your property to herself. ... Fall in love all you want, but don't give her the rope with which she can hang you



Written by buygala

Lordabas:
Why is it that non-virgin women feel that they have the right to wear white when they finally decide to get married after years & years & years & years of having premarital sex and shaking up with their boyfriends?

[color=indigo] Is it that they want to pretend they're pure and clean after romping around in the mud? [/color]

I recently went to a wedding where the bride had been living with her bf for 8yrs & already had 2 kids for him... Yet she still wore a pure white wedding gown.
The white gown is supposed to symbolize a brides purity & virginal essence. I feel it destroys the traditional purpose of wearing white when the bride is FAR from being a virgin.


Shouldn't the non-virginal bride wear a black wedding dress or something?

Castroii:
Seems like RCCG don run out of parish names, cos I know of another "Jesus house parish in ph. Soon, there wud be a situation where about 4 diff parishes wud bear the same name.

Maxymilliano:
The student must be a product of the school below

jephri:
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jephri:
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Whizzcute:
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Whizzcute:
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lonelydora:
I think so too. But how does a computer program know the topic that will hit front page?

lonelydora:
Ok

lonelydora:
Ok

mysweetnina:
Nairalanders, I need mature and real people opinion here.

I am a banker, 32, married with two kids, boy and girl. My wife works with a MDA in abuja while I work out from Nassarawa. I rented a 2 bedroom flat for them in Lugbe, abuja while i visit every weekend. I love her and love the kids however I notice we dont agree on a lot of things, mostly financial matters. she prefer i spend all on her and her kids and whenevr i am broke, she will gladly lend me cash. I dont ve ish with that and i ve been enjoying it for years now. I cheat on her but i dont see it as cheating but rather caring for my emotional needs. I have talked her into coming to stay in lafia with me before but i noticed she is very comfortable with her job and i dont want to be the reason for career truncation/ dissatisfaction in her life.

i decide to live my life in my own way; strategically sleeping with other ladies as need be. recently, i asked my colleague out. a lady banker, same level. for 3 months now, we have been hot and i can no longer touch or tolerate my wife. my colleague recently took in for me but we took care of it. i am scared as she is madly in love with me and she is available. I am also madly in love with her. i am choosing her over my wife right now. how can I solve this.

Guys I love her, dont tell me to leave her. we enjoy sex together in a way I dont with my wife. Just give your honest opinion to help those that may find themselves in my place someday.

Thank u.

TheRealMrStan:
http://mrstanleynwabia..com/2015/06/toke-and-maje-celebritytales-of-trophy.html

Bonapart:
this babe you want to see the other side of me or wat do you want

Bonapart:
this babe you want to see the other side of me or wat do you want

Bonapart:
i have to forgive you because na where you know reach... and dnt try to quote me again